"No wonder you humans never want to play. This is exhausting."
When Jason Sanders' Chihuaha mix jumped off a six-foot deck, she ended up breaking both her front legs. Being down half a set of paws and wearing a plastic cone didn't stop her, however, and she just started running around and jumping like a tiny Mario clearing laughably small obstacles. I hope she feels better, but I also hope Sanders gets a lot of footage until she does.
Two legs or no, she still seems irritated you called her in from playing before dinner was ready.
(by Johnny McNulty)