Don't say that Miley Cyrus can't take criticism, because after a year of people saying she didn't have enough of butt to twerk, she just went out and bought one that would make Nicki Minaj say "Oh. My. God. Becky. Look at her butt." Maybe she's trying to recapture the pop-culture butt throne.
It's just that she also seems to be addicted to criticism, because after buying herself a gigantic new butt, she proceeded to have Mexican flags wiped all over it while she twerked on stage at a concert in Mexico.
Jesus cristo, Miley. That's a country's flag, can't you at least have as much respect for it as your dead dog, for whom you crafted a 5-foot memorial bong of stupidity? On second thought, could you have just slightly more respect, please?
(by Johnny McNulty)