The Bar Exam starts tomorrow! It's a great time of year where anyone douchey enough to want to be a lawyer is feeling as horrible and scared as we want lawyers to always feel. It's the last step in a long process that leads to the beginning of the even longer process of feeling even more horrible and scared every day about making partner. Oh, and the anxiety of keeping your clients out of jail, of course. So send as many cards as you can to those future lawyers-to-be in the hopes that they'll give you a break on their fee after your inevitable drunk driving arrest or murder trial of an unarmed 17-year-old black person.