(Screengrab via KHOU 11)
How do we know you're not just going to spend the money on butt implants?
It's August, you guys. The month so boring that a global terror threat from Al Qaeda can barely hold our interest for a week. Christina Andrews of Pensacola, FL took advantage of the public's need for something—anything—to break the monotony by standing in an intersection with a homemade sign asking people to give her money to help her get fake breasts. "Not homeless," she insists. Oh thank God. It would have been horrible to know my money might be providing someone with food, or better yet, drugs.
According to KSDK channel 5, she managed to raise some money. They don't say how much, because who really cares?
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