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Don't ever trust someone that uses Photoshop this poorly. (via Imgur)
Tinder is tough, because you want to meet new people and get dates in a convenient and easy way, but you also don't want to be murdered. It's a tricky balance, but to help you navigate through the toils and snares of deciding between a left and right swipe, here are 18 types of people on Tinder who will probably murder you. Good luck!
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If there's one piece of Tinder advice you should always follow, it's never trust The Lizard King. (via Imgur)
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You can't say you're chill and laid back while being naked and holding a gun. (via Imgur)
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If their picture may or may not be from The Grudge, swipe left quickly. (via Imgur)
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Of course he runs a sub 6-minute mile. He's a centaur. (via Imgur)
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Choosing a profile picture of an actual murderer is usually a big red flag as well. (via Imgur)
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What's he hiding under those CDs? Seems suspicious to me. (via Imgur)
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I want to know who took this picture and why are they not in prison? (via Imgur)
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Do you really want to get involved with yet another dinosaur? Of course not. (via Imgur)
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If their profile picture is 80% cheese puffs, you are going to be murdered. (via Imgur)
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If you have time to photoshop in a crotch arm, you definitely have time to murder. (via Imgur)
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If she's the literal devil and horns are coming out of her head, that's a surefire murder sign as well. (via Imgur)
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Anyone that has time to roleplay as a puppy on a dating site is 100% a serial killer. (via Imgur)
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Can you be TOO PERFECT? Apparently so. (via Imgur)
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What was in his hand before he put that cat in there? A knife? A dead body? The Sixth Sense on DVD? (via Imgur)
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Nice try, camel. Posing with an attractive girl isn't going to fool me again. (via Imgur)
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The most troubling part of this is how many shelves behind him are empty or filled with decorative babies. (via Imgur)
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Of course the best way to tell is if your potential match is literally murdering someone in their picture. That's always the most obvious sign. (via Imgur)