I mean, what other choice is there?

So, on March 1st, in Sanger, TX, a wonderfully horrible thing happened. A large, irritated woman approached a car window in the parking lot of a Super Save Foods and asked if y'all had a cigarette. As it turns out, the y'all in the car (Chelcie Lynn, who posted the original Vine, and whoever was sitting next to her) didn't smoke. This didn't sit well with the jonesing smoker, and she made her feelings known. Here's the original Vine for your enjoyment:

After that, it made its way around the Internet until it was found by the group Bombs Away, who remixed it into this ultimate club hit. Just more proof that there's nothing so ugly that the Internet can't make it beautiful (the reverse is also true, but let's not go there).