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"Please, call me 'Bad'—'Mr. Motherfucker' is my dad's name."(via reddit)

Having a credit card is a big responsibility. So big, banks will give them to pretty much anyone. Here are 9 people who probably shouldn't be trusted with a credit card.

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No filter.(via imgur)

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Don't forget to post a pic of the three numbers on the back too.(via reddit)

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Guess he won't be paying for Cialis with this.(via reddit)

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There's probably another lesson to learn here.(via reddit)

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"Dad" would have left a tip if "dad" had learned arithmetic.(via reddit)

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Here's hoping money can buy more than 269 friends. (via reddit)

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The only custom card design that helps you avoid credit card debt. (via reddit)

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This makes no sense, a floppy drive is a much better option.(via reddit)