The vast majority of borrowers are gonna return their books late, late, late.
To date, there have been approximately 43,750 parodies of Taylor Swift's "Shake It Off" uploaded to YouTube. Believe it or not, that's a conservative estimate. I don't know if this newest one—produced by the Topeka and Shawnee County Public Library of Kansas in celebration of National Library Week—is necessarily the best, but it is the first to feature a very quick nod to Madeleine L'Engle's sci-fi classic A Swiftly Tilting Planet. That's something.