A Norwegian science group attached a doughnut to the edge of a weather balloon and sent it into space.
Hey, NASA! Why can we talk about sending a MAN to MARS, but it takes a group of young people in Norway to do the IMPORTANT work of SENDING A DOUGHNUT TO SPACE? And don't try to tell me "Oh, the first man we send to Mars can take as many doughnuts as he wants!" These people are sending fried dough circles into space NOW while we here in America are all concerned with "rockets," "funding," and "who wants to make the incredible scientific sacrifice of traveling to Mars knowing that he can never return to Earth?" Psh.
I am going to start a PETITION to ask NASA to SEND MORE DOUGHNUTS INTO SPACE and also SEND ME A MATCHING DOUGHNUT FOR EVERY DOUGHNUT SEND INTO SPACE. Please sign it!