Is this the real life? Is this your dance routine? Caught in a bad Vine, no escape from benzodiazepines.

Is she okay!?pic.twitter.com/jis0fNXSjv
— Wisdom Teeth Videos (@WlSDOMTEETH) April 15, 2015

Wisdom Teeth Videos (@WlSDOMTEETH) has existed for all of three days, but it already has 80,000 followers for a very simple reason: people love wisdom teeth videos. And why not? They combine the stupidity of heavy sedation with the stupidity of adolescence (when most people get their teeth pulled), without the ethical quandaries that usually come with laughing at intoxicated teens and early 20-somethings.

Dude wtf lmaoooo pic.twitter.com/slbgv1ueHY
— Wisdom Teeth Videos (@WlSDOMTEETH) April 14, 2015

Like this college kid who was confused why she wasn't Nicki Minaj when she woke up, or this young woman whose mom filmed her expressing a desire for Ryan Gosling and other NSFW things. Or this kid who thought two years had passed while he was out. Or this girl who did the Ice Bucket Challenge before her meds wore off. Or any of these chuckleheads:

"I lived in his balls for a really long time" pic.twitter.com/5QjyiyyFbr
— Wisdom Teeth Videos (@WlSDOMTEETH) April 15, 2015

WATCHING THIS GAVE ME ABS! pic.twitter.com/waprzI88GZ
— Wisdom Teeth Videos (@WlSDOMTEETH) April 13, 2015

WHEN ICE CREAM=BÆ pic.twitter.com/4xWIJE3Ltr
— Wisdom Teeth Videos (@WlSDOMTEETH) April 13, 2015

IM DYING RIGHT NOW pic.twitter.com/DIhCjYg49R
— Wisdom Teeth Videos (@WlSDOMTEETH) April 14, 2015

Not technically a wisdom tooth vid, but quality nonetheless:

NO WAY! SAVAGE!!! https://t.co/gB3cT2BusF
— Wisdom Teeth Videos (@WlSDOMTEETH) April 14, 2015

Finally, here's a good reason to tattoo yourself Memento-style before any sedated surgery.

SHE CALLED 911! on a finger phone!pic.twitter.com/8RdCQbdlr2
— Wisdom Teeth Videos (@WlSDOMTEETH) April 14, 2015

Who are you people? What's going on? Why am I not Nicki Minaj having sex with Ryan Gosling? Quick, someone put me back under.