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This guy has a 7-pound silicone-injected penis and you don't.

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Micha is a 45-year-old German man who has surgically enlarged his penis to an enormous size. Catch a glimpse of it at the end of this video. (Super NSFW)

Lots of men wish their penis were bigger, but few are willing to do something about it. Fewer still are willing to keep doing something about it, in the form of vacuum pumping and injections of silicone and saline, until their penises are 9 inches long and weigh between 7 and 10 pounds. That's what makes them heroes.

Perhaps the strangest thing is what a shy, even-keeled guy Micha is. He seems like the last person you'd expect to subject himself to this kind of extreme, permanent body modification. But he also seems extremely comfortable with it. He even allowed his Frankendick to be filmed for the credits of this short documentary. Predictably, it looks unusual. He says himself that people tell him it looks like a butt or a mouth, but here are some of the more original comparisons we've come up with:

1. An olive that lost its pimento.
2. A blind deep-sea fish that's frowning.
3. A water wiggler.
4. A half-baked calzone.

It's worth noting that the injections have enlarged Micha's foreskin, but not the tissue beneath it. That means that his erections don't have much of an effect on the size or firmness of his penis. For that and other reasons, he can't have normal homosexual sex with men anymore, but that doesn't get him down. He says he just has to be "creative" about it.

Based on what he's already accomplished, I don't think Micha has any problems with creativity.


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