'Star Wars: The Force Awakens' got a new, official teaser trailer today that made nerds cry with joy and then immediately rush to their keyboards to make fun of themselves.

I felt a great disturbance in the Twitter, as if millions of voices cried out the same Star Wars jokes all at once and were unfollowed.
— Johnny McNulty (@JohnnyMcNulty) April 16, 2015

Star Wars! Avengers! Batman V Superman! It truly is a great time to be a virgin.
— Jay Skarlow (@RockabillyJay) April 16, 2015

I had sex with your girlfriend while you were watching that Star Wars thing.
— Twitnter Is Coming (@OhNoSheTwitnt) April 16, 2015

picked the wrong day to release my new star wars trailer
— Dan Glaser (@youranalogbuddy) April 16, 2015

I can't make it in to work today. I'm calling in Star Wars Trailer
— Eliza Bayne (@ElizaBayne) April 16, 2015

only beef with the star wars trailer is when chewie lowered his shades, looked at the camera and said "where's dat space pussy?" odd moment
— Eli Terry (@EliTerry) April 16, 2015

The new Star Wars trailer is just two minutes of Jar Jar being ritually disemboweled, so I've already bought 30 tickets
— Brian Gaar (@briangaar) April 16, 2015

i'll save you guys 2 minutes, the new star wars trailer is just the characters choosing teams for a pick-up basketball game.
— stefan (@boring_as_heck) April 16, 2015

It's a good thing the Millennium Falcon already has a ramp.
— Jake Currie (@jakecurrie) April 16, 2015

Lucy is holding a football that says "Star Wars" and I am Charlie Brown.
— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) April 16, 2015

Very excited to see some familiar faces in the new #StarWars trailer! pic.twitter.com/oaoGgM6NQ2
— Jeff Lyons (@usedwigs) April 16, 2015

Always Follow Directions #StarWars#TheForceAwakenspic.twitter.com/4EEMG2IIC7
— Benjamin Siemon (@BenjaminJS) April 16, 2015

Wish I could say that watching the new Star Wars trailer marked the first time I've cried while having a boner.
— Brendan McLaughlin (@btmclaughlin) April 16, 2015

If that ball robot isn't named W1L-SON I just don't know anymore. #StarWars
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) April 16, 2015

A two-minute Internet video with Harrison Ford dressed as Han Solo? This new Star Wars movie is obviously a Funny or Die stunt.
— Brian Boone (@brianadamsboone) April 16, 2015

Okay, we'll see you new "Star Wars", but fool me 7 times and shame on everybody.
— CJ Sullivan (@CJSullivan_) April 16, 2015

A smart politician would have announced their candidacy by paying to have it edited into the middle of that "Star Wars" teaser.

— CHRIS KELLY (@imchriskelly) April 16, 2015