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I assume he means both the Japanese and American versions of the film The Ring. (via Etsy)

Sometimes weddings are funny, but not on purpose. For example, you should not try to zipline into your wedding; that's like sending the gods of disaster a direct invitation to your nuptials. Others understand, however, that a wedding without laughter is like a dog without hair— sure, it exists, but it looks kinda weird. The couples who put these signs up at their weddings know how to celebrate their love and have a good time, no zipline accidents required.

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We're also taking everyone's fingerprints in case some Real Shit goes down. (via Etsy)

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Judging by the look on his face, I think this kid is more of a pie person. (via Offbeat Bride)

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Do they know that dying from partying too hard is a real thing that can happen?
(via Wedinator)

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"Hey, Uncle Jeff? It was just a joke. Uncle Jeff...? I think he's gone." (via Offbeat Bride)

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Also helps for baptisms. (via Pinterest)

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L33T69 and PrincessSlaya lived happily ever after. (via BuzzFeed)

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You can be happier than that. But happier than a bird with two french fries? IMPOSSIBLE. (via The Hollywood Gossip)

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It's funny because their relationship is based on inequality and poor communication!
(via Bridal Guide)

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Moments later, the bride sent out an EMP that destroyed several iPhones. (via Bridal Guide)

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"You're also really good at sex and will live forever." — Vodka (via BuzzFeed)

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Quite frankly, I'm not intimidated by him. (via Huffington Post)

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You know it's funny because it rhymes. (via Etsy)

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Everyone thought this was funny until the DJ said "Now it's time for the father-daughter dance," and then it got awkward. (via The Hollywood Gossip)

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Everyone at this wedding is required to drink until they reach double-black-diamond levels of drunk. (viaFour Seasons Magazine)