In addition to being a cinematic masterpiece, this is somehow both the most-macho and least-sexist bachelor party idea out there.

This is the story of a group of childhood friends so perfect, it's amazing they weren't already in a coming-of-age story. They threw their Rambo-obsessed filmmaker buddy the greatest bachelor party known to man. He got to save hostages, shoot fireworks, and blow up the bad-guy compound in the woods, living out his favorite movie while we all continue to live out Office Space. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to tell everyone my favorite movie is the one where his friends pay off all his student loans.