“Don't Panic!” is the title of this week's episode of 'Keeping Up with the Kardashians,' as well as sound advice for those of us who've realized we're incapable of emulating this imperial family in any way.
From Kim Kardashian West's spy van surveillance of her store DASH to Kris Jenner's billboard-advertised birthday bash, it's obvious to us that these people are not like us ordinary idiot peons. Even when Scott relapses, he's still getting a booking fee for Kris' party while ruining it.
Here are the five moments we were most aware that it was time for us to stop trying:
1. Your boyfriend doesn't do housework or yard work, let alone indoor hedge clipping.
2. You don't feel any guilt about doing two naked shoots when you were pregnant, instead of three.
3. You aren't literally a spy in your free time.
4. When your kids miss your birthday party, the place doesn't fix it for you with giant cardboard cutouts.
5. When you get blackout drunk, there isn't literally a pillow waiting for you with your name on it.
