Teenagers are suctioning their lips with glass bottles to make them look like Kylie Jenner or a goldfish, whichever.
#kyliejennerchallenge #foh
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Kylie Jenner has got very sexy, pouty lips, but they look normal on her face. Most people with naturally big lips look like their lips belong on their face. Balanced, beautiful.
The terrifying nightmare of #KylieJennerChallenge is the opposite of that.
In a story that makes me feel older than dirt, teens everywhere are wringing the last iota of meaning from the word "challenge" by forcing their lips into shot glasses and bottle necks to suction their lips into puffy glory.
And OF COURSE, it's going horribly wrong:
don't do the kylie Jenner lip thing #kyliejennerlips#kyliejennerchallengepic.twitter.com/EQD1dgOSIN
— sophie (@sophiesnv) April 19, 2015
May you never feel so dumb again:
Made my chin look like a hickey a week ago and I'll say iv never felt so dumb #kyliejennerchallengepic.twitter.com/gI2q2z99Cq
— Emma Burke (@emmaburkie) April 20, 2015
Success?
@sorryimalex at some point, this is going to happen to someone #kyliejennerchallenge#kyliejennerlipspic.twitter.com/2UQYmMzLvS
— angelica (@srryimangelica_) April 18, 2015
WARNING, DISTURBING:
GUYS I DID THE LIP CHALLENGE THING, PLEASE DO NOT BE STUPID LIKE I WAS AND DO IT #kyliejennerchallenge#lipchallengepic.twitter.com/Jfwilf9Jea
— callum / #OCTASQUAD (@SorryChersLate) April 21, 2015
The picture above is not even the most horrible damage I saw someone do to themselves with this experiment, but I'm not posting worse because it's TOO horrible (think exploding shot glass).
If you are for some reason STILL thinking of doing this, remember: you are causing damage to your face. You are deliberately inducing intense swelling on your money-maker. You are wounding your beautiful visage. How many ways can we say it? Do not mess with your mouth! You need it for so many things, like confusing your elders with slang. IMHO.