Buddy Crotty found that a certain sound familiar to 'Star Wars' fans has a soothing effect on baby Madison.

That kid is a future Sith if I've ever seen one. It's like Yoda said: "Crying leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to poopoo diapies." I paraphrased that, but you get the idea. This youngling is evil.

I've heard that babies like white noise because it reminds them of being in the womb. Maybe it's the same effect here. In fact, maybe a mother's breathing sounds like Darth Vader to every fetus. That's terrifying.

By the way, big thumbs up for fat corgi.