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The most bitter vegetable.(viar/Tinder)
The arms race between pick-up lines and comebacks has reached a fever pitch on Tinder. Here are some of the most clever, snappy, and hilarious comebacks from Tinder users who deserve to find true love.
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Think about baseball while you're messaging and it'll last longer.(viar/Tinder)
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He's probably used to getting stomped.(via imgur)
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I guess it depends on which organ. (via imgur)
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They're developing nicely. (via r/Tinder)
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I'm surprised he managed to spell that.(via r/Tinder)
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I hope he found a nice boy.(via imgur)
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Oh, he did.(via Tinder Winners)
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He's got his own built-in '90s sitcom studio audience. (via r/Tinder)
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At least he's honest.(via r/Tinder)
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So cold.(via r/Tinder)
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That's 80% of life.(via r/Tinder)
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It better not be dressed as a clown.(via imgur)
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r/ejected.(via r/Tinder)
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Guess a magnifying glass wouldn't do the trick.(via r/Tinder)
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Who knew the appendix could be a sex organ? (via r/Tinder)
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Poetic and prophetic. (via Imgur)
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She's the butt of her own joke. (via r/Tinder)
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She might be more pleasant if she got more fiber. (via r/Tinder)
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The man knows his guitars. (via Imgur)
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And on the third day, she responded "no thanks." (via Imgur)
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Not bad for a scruffy-looking nerf-herder. (via r/Tinder)
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Guess they won't be forking any time soon. (via BuzzFeed)
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Unless this is Kim Jong-Un, you're out of luck. (via BuzzFeed)
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Don't Tinder and drive.
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I hope she makes love to him as tenderly as she writes. (via Imgur)
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Now to find out why Dad left. (via BuzzFeed)
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That's silly, newborns aren't even allowed on Tinder. (via BuzzFeed)
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Dead grandparents are a great aphrodisiac. (via r/Tinder)
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"If it's cold out." (via BuzzFeed)
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Don't date her, she's an upsexy enabler! (via r/Tinder)
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The one thing they don't have in common. (via BuzzFeed)
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Only seven? (via BuzzFeed)