This drunk, rich brat who screamed "My dad owns half of f***ing Manhattan" at...
"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about what a douche I am?"Ever have one of those days where you just really need to hate someone, but there aren't any good targets around? Today is not one of...
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(Via Getty)5. Gonzalo JaraUgh, this guy. It's becoming clear that the popularity of soccer isn't just about rooting for your team with the unbridled rage of a face-painted berzerker. It's also about...
View ArticleChris Rock quizzes white monster truck fans about the BET Awards.
The whitest-looking guy in a stadium full of white-looking guys.As a liberal white person, one of my favorite pastimes is obviously making fun of other white people for being so white! It's what we do...
View ArticleThe 10 most perfectly timed photos of June.
"Thanks for blocking the sun, Captain Buzzkill!" (via)"Sit... Stay... Pretend you're puking. Good boy!"(via)The perfect bubble butt.(via)Breaking up the game and the fan.(via)A good samaritan putting...
View ArticleDaniel Radcliffe seen walking 12 dogs in New York park: new job or Apatow cameo?
Hard to say who is drooling the most here. (via DanRadcliffe)Daniel Radcliffe was seen smoking a cigarette while walking 12 dogs in New York City's Bryant Park on Monday. Before you go out and buy a...
View ArticleWhat every World Cup conversation in America sounds like right now.
This man is about to OD on smug.Ted Marsden and Nick Hurley, the two guys behind Worst Friends Comedy, want to raise awareness of just how unbearable virtually everyone sounds during World Cup season....
View ArticleWaffle House is serving up Twitter trash talk to Belgian waffles for today's...
These colors don't run. Even when they're covered in syrup. (via)The only thing Americans love more than winning at sports is making money. That's how the all-American calorie factory Waffle House is...
View ArticleWorld's shortest cat is the cutest lil abomination ever!
HALP! Meet Pixel, the world's shortest cat. Pixel is here on this planet thanks to the attention of Tiffani Kjeldergaard, a cannabis activist who has been breeding record-breakingly short "mini-mews"...
View ArticleA couple "told off" the annoying little girl next door for throwing rocks at...
Ketsia, you really need to find a new identity. It's generally not great to yell at little kids, but when one of them is throwing rocks at your house, gosh darnit, that's the time to let loose on the...
View ArticleThis fight between a driver and a bunch of angry bikers has the happiest...
When it all plays out, the most disturbing thing of all is his decision to wear shorts.Forgive the Upworthy title. I just don't want to spoil anything.Everything about this video looks like someone's...
View Article5 Things You Should At Least Pretend To Know Today - July 1, 2014
1. Yahoo Saves Us All From Having To Hear Comedy Nerds Bitch About 'Community' Getting Cancelled, For At Least A Little While Lo and behold, it turns out that if you complain and complain and complain...
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