Man tries to cancel his Comcast service, enters customer retention hell.
It should be a simple request, but anyone who's ever tried to cancel their cable knows the struggle. Veronica Belmont and husband Ryan Block were trying to shut down their Comcast service, having...
View Article"Hammered" Charlie Sheen chills with a fan while waiting for Taco Bell...
Drunker than Charlie Sheen at a Taco Bell drive-thru. (via Getty Images)CHARLIE SHEEN MEETS TWO FANS AT A TACO BELL DRIVE THRU: A PLAY IN ONE ACT.JAYDEN and TAMARA are sitting in their car waiting for...
View ArticleTwo adorable chimpanzees watched 'Rise of the Planet of the Apes' in...
If you're wondering, yes, that is a chimp applauding the extinction of mankind.How many movies about scientists accidentally creating genocidal super-apes do we need to make before we finally learn not...
View ArticleJapanese artist arrested for making vagina art with her 3D "vagina selfie."
The woman in the boat. (via)Japan has a reputation for being futuristic. They are the birthplace of the high-speed rail and the alarm clock pillow, yet somehow they are still trapped in a time where...
View Article5 Things You Should At Least Pretend To Know Today - July 16, 2014
1. Dark Days Continue For Bigoted Nerds — Marvel Announces New Thor Will Have Weird Lady PartsIt's been a rough couple years for pasty white comic-book dorks who get enraged at the thought that the...
View ArticleWeek of Weird Al, Day 3: "Foil" is the conspiracy theorists' answer to...
This is how most TV chefs seem any time they leave the subject of food.Man, Weird Al is really nailing the style of Weird Al this week. This parody of Lorde's ubiquitous 2013 hit "Royals" has all the...
View ArticleGirl records herself after getting wisdom teeth out asking for Ryan Gosling,...
Finally, someone who's high enough to have an excuse for vertical video.Hooo boy. A girl went to go get her wisdom teeth out and, for some reason, her mom and doctor allowed her to play with her phone...
View ArticleA guy tried to review Right Guard deodorant and somehow managed to have it go...
I know the suspense lasts longer than most deodorants, but wait for it.I'm not kidding. This product review really badly for Scott Romine, and not because it was a stupid idea to do this product review...
View ArticleHere's a bunch of adorable robo-dogs happily playing fetch in their wheelchairs.
Four legs good. Two legs-two wheels better. Listen, it's important that you understand that while you're trudging through crowded city's streets, sullenly sweltering on subway platforms, and/or staring...
View ArticleJoaquin Phoenix's acting secret revealed: he has a tiny, upside down face on...
It's been staring right at us this whole time.For years, people have looked at Joaquin Phoenix and been baffled. They all agreed he was a good actor, but they also agreed that something just wasn't...
View Article"Brooklyn Girls," does to Brooklyn hipsters what Brooklyn hipsters did to...
She's the only one smiling...Hey you guys! It finally happened! Some outsider moved into Brooklyn and then acted like they originated it!Caty Shaw AKA Fake Kreashawn moved to Bushwick, Brooklyn from...
View ArticleThis 'Game of Thrones' fan theory about Jon Snow's mother is as awesome as it...
"I know nothing." — Jon SnowSpoiler Alert! Well, kind of Spoiler Alert, I guess. Really it's probably more of a Speculation Alert, because the theory about Jon Snow's mother outlined in this video is...
View ArticleGerman World Cup player celebrates his win...by using his $400,000 bonus to...
His foot is not that big, although that would be useful in soccer. I think. Maybe.Whatever, I'm American.If you're reading this, you are probably American (according to Google Analytics), and so you...
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