This short animated video answers the age old question of how a bean becomes...
On the way to realizing their dreams.It's every bean's dream. From the first day it appears as a fresh sprout on a sun-drenched beanstalk, a young bean knows one thing: it will one day become an...
View ArticleA disturbingly hilarious look into the life of the guy who makes sound...
I'm glad I'm too old to have to give up whatever food that is after watching this. When you make porn, there's a lot that goes into it. There are the people in front of the camera, obviously, and of...
View Article4-year-old expelled from preschool because administrators didn't like his...
To be fair, this kid clearly needs some prep time before any picture day. Florida mother Ashley Habat has a 4-year-old son named Will, who up until recently was enrolled in Sonshine Christian Academy...
View Article21 Acceptable Answers To Lil Jon's Question, "Turn Down For What?"
21.) "I just got the goddamn baby to sleep, Lil Jon!" 20.) "No, seriously, Lil Jon, I'm begging you: do not accept a role in the new Garfield movie." 19.) "A guest has requested their bed be made....
View ArticleReal life Dennis the Menace foils grumpy old man's plot to take down his...
Portrait of a criminal diversifying his products into regular lemonade and strawberry.T.J. Guerrero is a 12-year-old kid who's life is ripped directly from the comic books. He set up a lemonade stand...
View ArticleThe 10 most perfectly timed photos of August.
"Seriously, how would I look with this haircut?" (via).I'll have what Bee's having.(via)."Let's split. I don't want to get the bike dirty."(via).Atlas as a young boy.(via).He's laughing at what's in...
View ArticleThis is what it would feel like if nerdy girls were as creepy as nerdy guys.
Stop asking if I'm slutty Khal Drogo! That's just how Khal Drogo dresses.If you've been on the Internet or talked to a woman lately, you may have noticed that female comic book fans (and gamer girls,...
View ArticleThis Korean Chihuahua puppy reading a paper and using a neck massager is...
It's only disturbing if you want it to be. This Chihuahua puppy, let's call him Maxy Relaxy, is deep into his testicularly-shaped light-up neck massager and newspaper. Is he closing his eyes when, as...
View ArticleHow To Build A Life In A New City
by Dan AbromowitzFinding your footing in a new city is no easy feat, but the many recent grads signing apartment leases right now are going to have to do just that. Here are some tips for starting from...
View Article5 Things You Should At Least Pretend To Know Today - August 29, 2014
1. Expect To See Leonardo DiCaprio In A Joey Ramone Wig — Martin Scorsese To Direct Film About Iconic Punk BandWord around both the movie and music worlds is that legendary New York filmmaker Martin...
View ArticleThis Homer Simpson-Washington haircut is as impressive as it is hideous.
This was done on purpose.Are you a D.C. football fan who wants the world to know that you still support the home team despite the problematic racism inherent in its name AND that you're a diehard...
View ArticleHow to peel apples the old-fashioned way — with a power drill.
Quite an a'peeling idea.There's a piece of wisdom that is often attributed to Bill Gates that goes: "I will always choose a lazy person to do a difficult job, because he will find an easy way to do...
View ArticleImpressionist combines a year's worth of his Robin Williams voices into this...
Mrs. Doubtfire overcame 100 years of pie-face gags to become the iconic image like this. Since he graduated college about a year ago, Jamie Costa has been uploading Vines of his celebrity impressions...
View ArticleFrench Bulldog puppy frolics in the rain and chases droplets. Hope you're...
"One down, infinity to go!"Dear Internet people,Greetings from holiday land. I'd say wish you were here, but we're all here, aren't we? This is Teddy. Teddy is a French Bulldog. Teddy is going...
View ArticleA bunch of real dogs got faked out by this puppet dog.
"Oh no. Another annoying Internet person."On the one hand, I'm not a huge fan of preposterously obvious laugh tracks or corny "Isn't this ever so funny?" music over prank videos. But, on the other...
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