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I'd wait in line to make fun of you for waiting in line to buy the new iPhone.

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Mom, thanks for passive-aggressively helping me become a better person.

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Your iPhone 5 will be the perfect device to play with while you're waiting in...

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Thank god my job offers mental health benefits so I can talk to a therapist...

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Here's hoping the iPhone 5S totally revolutionizes the way I ignore human...

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I want to probe you as deeply and passionately as if you were my new iPhone.

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I hope the fingerprint sensor on your new iPhone will keep people from...

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It's amazing that people with enough free time to wait in line for the new...

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Spending hundreds of dollars on a marginally different iPhone still isn't the...

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I wish the iPhone hadn't destroyed my attention span to the point that I...

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Good luck deciding which color iPhone best matches your desperate need for...

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I'd like to be one of the unhealthy things you put inside your body this...

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Let's spend some quality time together complaining about the rest of the family.

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You'd be my first call from my new iPhone if either of us had the social...

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5 honest lock-screen backgrounds for your new iPhone or your old piece of crap.

Use these 5 iPhone lock screens to let people know you're better than them. Just save the image to your camera roll then go to "Settings" and "Wallpapers & Brightness." You're welcome!See them all...

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The only thing I'll be getting intimate with this weekend is a box of tampons.

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Happy birthday to you and your newest chin.

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I'm watching Sunday's awards show live because my DVR is too full of the...

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I'm staying in shape this winter by wearing enough layers to be constantly...

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Stock photos combined with stupid Yahoo questions. The results are remarkable.

 

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