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I worry about what my kids see online especially if it's my complaints about...

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January 28, 2014, 12:10 pm

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13 Hilariously Uncomfortable Things You Say After Putting On A Few Extra Pounds

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January 28, 2014, 12:43 pm

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Love is not having to hold your farts in anymore.

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January 28, 2014, 5:01 pm

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Having kids is the first of many bad parenting choices.

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January 29, 2014, 5:01 am

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15 Things Moms Say To Themselves But Should Probably Never Say Out Loud

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January 29, 2014, 7:23 am

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If I found a Xanax in someone's medicine cabinet, I'd split it with you.

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January 29, 2014, 8:03 am

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Best of luck to your team on winning the Super Bowl and getting out of New...

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January 29, 2014, 8:38 am

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Let's send our thoughts and prayers to Atlanta and anywhere else that can't...

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January 29, 2014, 9:06 am

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I only drink this much to make up for lost time when I was pregnant.

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January 29, 2014, 9:31 am

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I wish my tolerance for my children would increase as much as my tolerance...

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January 29, 2014, 9:53 am

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There's nobody I'd rather quietly resent our kids with than you.

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January 29, 2014, 10:09 am

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Having a baby saved our marriage because we're too exhausted to argue anymore.

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January 29, 2014, 12:13 pm

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I wish we worked together so we could hate the same coworkers.

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January 29, 2014, 2:28 pm

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Children are like farts in the sense that I only enjoy the ones I personally...

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January 29, 2014, 5:01 pm

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Let's arrange a playdate so we can hang out and ignore our children together.

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January 30, 2014, 5:01 am

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Happy Year of the Horse to the person I'd most like to mount.

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January 30, 2014, 8:52 am

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Justin Bieber's behavior has finally become as inexcusable as his music.

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January 30, 2014, 9:25 am

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24 Things You Say After Fully Embracing Your Shameless Drunken Lifestyle

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January 30, 2014, 9:39 am

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It makes me proud that we can come together as a nation to try and deport a...

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January 30, 2014, 10:01 am

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May your fireworks help ward off evil spirits and not cause my dog to unleash...

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January 30, 2014, 12:07 pm

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