Taylor Swift is on the cover of the May issue of Vogue, and in the feature inside the magazine, the interviewer brings up Swift's long-standing feud with Kanye West, comparing it to a famous line from Godfather III.

I tell Swift the whole thing reminded me of Al Pacino’s famous line as the aging Mafia don Michael Corleone in The Godfather Part III.

"I thought I was out . . ."

Swift knows exactly where I am going and finishes it: "They pull me back in!"

It's not exactly the same thing; Corleone was pulled back into the mafia's illegal dealings, while Swift is merely pulled back into a seemingly unending passive-aggressive argument with another (possibly slightly unhinged) performer. But point taken—they both, in a way, have to do with "Bad Blood."

You get it.

Now, Swift says, “I think the world is so bored with the saga. I don’t want to add anything to it, because then there’s just more.” 

Remember when Taylor Swift and Kanye West's infamous feud first started? It was only 67-years-ago. Cigarettes cost a nickel a pack (everything cost a nickel in 1949: a cup of coffee, a new frock, a house in the Poconos) and neighbors knew each others' names (they were all named Dave).

Okay, it wasn't actually that long ago; in reality it was seven-years-ago, in September of 2009, at the MTV Video Music Awards. Swift won the award for Best Female Video for "You Belong With Me." Then Kanye forgot he wasn't at home in his living room and expressed his opinion that the award should have gone to Beyoncé for "Single Ladies." He did so in the least subtle way imaginable, aside from hiring a skywriter (which he may have also done).

Kanye did let her finish (how gracious of him), but he wasn't done with Swift. In the latest installment in the Grudge That Will Not Die, Kanye performed his song "Famous" in February, which includes the line “I feel like me and Taylor might still have sex/Why?/I made that bitch famous.”

So, just days later, while accepting the award for Album of the Year at the Grammys, Swift made this speech:

As the first woman to win Album of the Year at the Grammys twice, I want to say to all the young women out there, there are going to be people along the way who will try to undercut your success or take credit for your accomplishments or your fame. But if you just focus on the work and you don’t let those people side-track you, some day, when you get where you’re going you’ll look around and you’ll know that it was you and the people who love who put you there. That will be the greatest feeling in the world.

This brings everything mostly up to date. Your move, Kanye. But that doesn't mean you should put a horse head in her bed. 

Joining the exclusive club of corporations whose jokes have gone awry, KFC Australia tweeted a photo on April 14, according to Eater, that took advantage of some well-placed blurring.

The tweet did not survive for long.

Following in the footsteps of so many other companies, KFC apologized for the "offensive" tweet.

And they even reached out directly to people who didn't enjoy the tweet.

Judging from the majority of responses, though, people weren't so much offended by the joke as by the idea of a hot and spicy penis.

Others openly appreciated the dick chicken.

And one person implied that KFC could make a whole campaign with dick chicken.

No, that image of Colonel Sanders will never leave your brain.

Snapchat's face swap feature is sweeping the nation, making folks un-see things in a pretty terrifying, yet pretty hilarious way. In case you live under a rock or are nominated for the Luddite award, face swap allows you to place your charming mug on someone else's head. Needless to say, people can’t get enough of it.

Celebrities are also hopping on the trend, and are using the app to digitally place their faces on their lovely partners, friends, and sometimes, their kids. When they aren't face swapping, some of their biggest fans/haters will often photoshop their faces onto their famous babies, instead.

1. Jimmy and Jane Kimmel.

2. Scott and Mason Disick.

3. David and Brooklyn Beckham.

4. Will and Jaden Smith.

5. Jay Z and Blue Ivy Carter.

6. Billy Ray and Miley Cyrus.

7. Kim Kardashian and North West.

8. DMX and his goddaughter Paige (not his kid, but close enough).

9. George Bush and some kid that's not his kid who really hates George Bush.

BONUS—not a celebrity, but he should be! One father's very hilarious face swap with his baby boy.

Beyoncé launched her new fitness fashion line on Thursday, called Ivy Park, to great fanfare. But even people not in the market for reasonably priced sportswear can appreciate the promotional video Nordstrom used for the line, which features Queen Bey wiping out on roller skates. It's not quite like that time she fell during the Superbowl and no one noticed. People loudly gasp, like they're seeing something horrible.

Still, Beyoncé here offers an important guide for what to do if you ever stumble down in front of a crowd of people or while being filmed: laugh it off and make a self-deprecating comment. Don't run away crying or attempt to dig your way into the earth's core. 

These days, viral proposals are all the rage. Popping the question in private, without anyone filming, is hopelessly old-fashioned. But one romantic man has raised the bar for dudes everywhere by getting his one-day-old daughter to do the proposing for him. And the mother, who was already physically and emotionally drained, could not have taken it better.

You see? Babies are useful after all. Congratulations to the happy couple, and to the little girl, who would have been happy if she knew what was going on.

Steve Freitag, a Virgin America employee, tries to make the awful task of air travel a little less awful by putting up funny signs at the gate. Freitag and his fellow teammates, who work at the San Francisco International Airport, come up with witty sayings, jokes, or quotes to try to make people smile as they board their flights. 

"Have a good flight, muggles."

"Congratulations on your choice of Windows 95..."

"We will be playing the Benny Hill theme song 'Yakety Sax' at full volume"

Freitag told BuzzFeed: "Our management at Virgin America encourage us to be creative and have fun on the job, and even say ‘bring your personality to work.'" He also said that he is "encouraged to always put 'something' up on our gate signs, if there's no weather delays or other important info to display," but clearly he goes above and beyond. Steve uses a lot of pop culture references when creating his signs, and says he gets a lot of quotes from Imgur and Tumblr.

Fred Armisen gets quoted on the flight to Portland, of course.

And a carry on pun you can't believe you haven't heard before.

He also uses the signs to commemorate certain holidays, like Halloween, when he dressed up as a hipster Santa Claus.

Do you get kale instead of coal?

Or April Fool's day.

Even Groundhog Day gets attention.

And, of course, the widely celebrated "Back to the Future Day."

Freitag has used the signs to honor Leonard Nimoy when he passed away.

As well as David Bowie (even though this one may have been pretty confusing to some passengers). 

At times, he even got interactive and put up polls for the passengers to vote on.

And it would seem that he simply cannot resist a nerdy reference.

And although not every sign goes over super well...

It read: 

Mxscha the dog lies dead in the bog [sic] The children cry over the carcass The mist chokes my heart, covers the mourners At least this year we eat —"Another Christmas of Agony" by Karashnikov, Russian poet

That doesn't stop Steve from trying to get passengers to smile. 

Recently, Virgin America was bought by Alaskan Airlines and Steve thinks that this may be the end of his funny gate signs. He wrote on his Imgur post:

New owner Alaska Airlines isn't really known for a cheeky corporate culture, so signs like these are most likely going away.

He also told BuzzFeed that all of the Alaska Airlines employees he’s met have been “awesome and welcoming,” so there is hope that they won't do away with the silly signage. 

Steve, thank you, you are the wind beneath our wings. 

People who think rap is easy are the same people who can only write the most absolutely terrible raps. Whether the celebrities on this list were earnestly trying their hand at hip-hop or just making a quick cash grab, each one of them definitely regretted it afterwards. Either way, this collection includes a lifetime's worth of cringe in just 14 songs. Before you start, have some Wu-Tangready to play as a palate cleanser afterwards.

1. Rodney Dangerfield – "Rappin' Rodney"

Dangerfield's debut rap single peaked at 83 on the Billboard Hot 100 chart, and came with a B-side called "Rodney Continues Rappin'."

2. Joe Pesci– "Wise Guy"

Before Pesci was an actor, he was a lounge singer. When he retired from acting in 1999, he tried music again, and his muse inspired him to create this mob-themed rap single.

3. Tom Hanks and Dan Aykroyd – "City of Crime"

Recorded for the 1987 film reboot of Dragnet, Tom and Dan's rap features choreography by Paula Abdul and the line “In case you don’t agree/with my methodology/I like to do things my way.”

4. Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino– "The Situation"

This eponymous track will make you want to pump your fist into your speakers.

5. Rosie O'Donnell – "Untitled Rap About Chairs"

It makes some weird kind of sense that Rosie O'Donnell's music would be inspired by chairs. This was her first and only furniture-related song.

6. Oprah ft. Jay-Z – "Untitled Attempt At Freestyling On Live TV"

Oprah certainly has the money to back up braggadocio raps about wealth. She's just lacking the rhythm.

7. Karl "MC Rove" ft. The Cast Of 'Whose Line Is It Anyway?' – "Untitled White House Correspondent's Dinner Embarrassment"

The former Chief of Staff may have been the go-to consultant for getting Republicans into office, but he will be their last resort for entering the music industry.

8. Mr. T – "Treat Your Mother Right"

Mr. T's rap debut may have been worthy of his own pity, but the A-Team alum's message about respecting moms showed that his big gold heart was in the right place.

9. Ron Jeremy– "Freak Of The Week"

The least appealing person in the porn industry made a song that somehow reached 95 on the Billboard Hot 100. You're probably best off forgetting 1995 all together.

10. David "D' Lil" Faustino – "I Told Ya"

The Married...With Children star released a song so goofy, you'd think Bud Bundy wrote it himself.

11. The 1985 Chicago Bears – "The Super Bowl Shuffle"

Nothing makes a 6' 4", 260 pounds-of-muscle linebacker seem less intimidating than an embarrassingly bad rap about scoring touchdowns. This landed at 41 on the Billboard Hot 100, which is a ranking system you've probably lost all respect for at this point in the list.

12. Kevin Federline – "Lose Control"

In this clip, Dane Cook and Jessica Simpson introduce a pregnant Britney Spears, who introduces her husband Kevin Federline's debut performance as the closing act of a reggae-themed Teen Choice Awards. Watch this video and travel back to a bad, bad time in American culture.

13. Hulk Hogan and The Wrestling Boot Band – "Beach Patrol"

"Saw a girl in trouble, a sticky situation/She wanted me to give her mouth-to-mouth resuscitation." The way he delivers this lyric would be enough to make a judge force Hogan to return that $140 million.

14. Shia Labeouf– "Untitled Freestyle From When Shia Was Innocent"

This wouldn't be the last time Shia tried rapping, but it was the only time he did it before everything he did could be written off as performance art.

Wow, you made it all the way through this article of very bad music. It's time to cleanse that palate with Ol' Dirty Bastard. You've earned it.

On Thursday night in Reno, Nevada, some guy with a gun tried to rob a convenience store, KOLO 8 reported. The Reno police are looking into the incident, which involved multiple witnesses. One witness was an artistic little girl who lent the cops a hand with her sketch of the robber. Being a creative spirit, the little girl gave the cops a second sketch. This second sketch has nothing to do with the robbery.

Let's take a closer look at these images.

Upon further inspection, the robbery suspect has a beard, a unibrow, and very big feet.

In the girl's second drawing, there appears to be not one but two sharks, as well as the girl's dad in floaties.

As of now, there is yet no word on the suspect's whereabouts or why this little child drew a shark mauling her. Undoubtedly the girl's parents have as many questions as the cops.

The parents of a girl named Abigail decided to give their daughter multiple heart attacks for her birthday by having a cop pull her over... and surprise her with concert tickets. When the Bloomington, Indiana cop pulled her over, Abigail promptly started freaking out. After being chided for failing to use her turn signal, Abigail collected her ticket, which the cop ever-so-gently instructed her to immediately look at. Skip to 2:00 if you only want to see Abigail have her second heart attack over her concert tickets.

"I get to go see Justin Bieber." Yep, Abigail is a teenage girl.

Like Abigail, this girl couldn't believe her luck at seeing the one and only Justin Bieber perform near her.

Uh, she's definitely a fan.

Caging animals is one of humanity's only ways to assert its dominance on this planet, but sometimes, the animals are just not having it and manage to escape. Whether fleeing the zoo, the circus, or simply taking it to the streets, here are the wackiest animal escapes. It's fun to watch—like Jurassic Park,but cuter and without a death count.

1. Inky the octopus sneaking to the ocean through a drain pipe.

Inky—the Houdini of octopi—took advantage of a small crack in his tank, and slid through a narrow pipe that let out into the Pacific Ocean. Inky's whereabouts were only discovered when octopus tracks were found in the pipe. He is presumed to be under the sea, in an octopus's garden in the shade.

2. The chimp going ape.

ChaCha the chimp foreshadowed the ape uprising when he lead police on a chase through his zoo in Japan. The result is an action-packed journey through the telephone wires.

3. The adorable March of the Penguins.

Well, the march was more of a waddle, as the tuxedoed birds journeyed through a zoo in Denmark. Their tiny legs made them pretty easy to catch.

4. The peacock in the parking lot.

It forgot where it had parked.

5. The hippo giving a duckling a boost.

Rather than eating the delicious little duckling, a hippo helped him get out of a pond. As the bible says, "So the hippo fell in love with the duckling."

6. These rhinos on the run.

These rhinos escaped from the Safari Park in Ramat Gan, Israel when the security guard fell asleep—giving the rest of the zoo a wakeup call.

7. The Great Philadelphia Zebra Dash.

Two zebras were hanging out in the streets of Philadelphia until their mom get scared and said, "You're moving with your auntie and your uncle in Bel Air."

8. The emus keeping the Austin suburbs weird.

Everything's bigger in Texas, including the emu chases. Not one but four emus—named Emitt, Huey, Dewey, and Louie—escaped from their owner's backyard and explored the neighborhood.

9. The cow running away from the slaughterhouse in Queens.

This cow must have known what was coming when she successfully ran away from a slaughterhouse in Queens, New York, and also managed not to be killed by traffic. She now lives at an animal sanctuary in New Jersey, and New Yorkers are debating whether living in New Jersey is a fate worse than death.  

10. The monkey poledancing in the Florida 'burbs.

The pet monkey wanted to meet its neighbors—and knew how to make an enticing impression.

11. The kangaroo hopping around Staten Island.

Apparently it's both legal and possible to have a pet kangaroo in upstate New York. A pet kangaroo named Buster was with his owner, visiting a human friend on Staten Island when he broke out of the backyard, becoming the only interesting thing to happen in Staten Island.

12. The giraffe running away from the circus.

A giraffe pulled an El Chapo and escaped its enclosure, disturbing traffic but managing to avoid Sean Penn.

13. The Arizona llama chase.

It was a day that shall live in infamy: February 26, 2015. The world was captivated by a livestream of llamas on the loose in Sun City, Arizona, only to have the majestic creatures be upstaged by a little-known white and gold dress (yes, white and gold). While the llama chase had the misfortune of occurring concurrently with the Dress Debate, these brave souls will live forever in our hearts.

Highlights of the week included National Sibling Day, a long, inconclusive presidential debate, and a wacky anecdote about Ted Cruz buying 100 cans of soup. Twitter weighs in on these stories, plus jokes about school, bottle caps, suicidal birds, and more, in the top 42 tweets of the week!

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Last week, Kirsten Dunst and her boyfriend of four years, Garrett Hedlund, called it quits, but now people are speculating that the couple split because Dunst is getting it on with another man. A famous man. A famous Irish man. A famous Irish usually drunk man. Can you guess who yet? Yep, it's Colin Farrell (cue dramatic swell of music).

Star is reporting that Dunst and Farrell have been seen working out together. Wait. That's it? Here is what Star had to say in their recent print edition:

According to a source at a low-key LA gym, Kirsten Dunst has been meeting up with Colin Farrell behind Garrett Hedlund’s back.

“Kirsten and Colin have shown up together a few times and sometimes he picks her up after her private sessions,” spills the spy, noting that Farrell often waits for the actress in the parking lot looking like the cat who ate the canary.

“If they really are just working out together, why act so secretive about it?” a source asked 

Then again, Kirsten made it quite clear back in 2004 that she would never sleep with Colin, saying in an interview, “He’s that drunken boy, right? Well, he’s not going to have [sex] with me. I don’t even think he’s that great looking.”

Well if these rumors are true, you better have your fork and knife handy, Kirsten, because you will be eating those words.

So yeah, the two could just be carpooling to the gym together (which would be very environmentally conscious of them), or they're totally bumping uglies. Who's to say? Also, what is a "low-key" gym?

According to US Weekly, Eva Mendes and her partner Ryan Gosling are expecting their second child. Neither of them has confirmed this rumor, but "multiple sources" have reported it, so it's got to be true. The tip-off was that Mendes covered her stomach while doing a photoshoot in Los Angeles in February.

Well. This is just rude. First of all, they haven't even publicly debuted their 19-month-old daughter Esmeralda yet, AND they won't reveal information about their new baby? Come ON, you two. You think your babies are better than everyone else's? Secondly, this just means that Gosling is really, totally, very serious about Mendes. Four years and one kid could means they've definitely had sex, but it could still be just a (really, really long) fling. But two kids and it starts to veer into real commitment territory.

Elders are a real source of wisdom and knowledge, and they can provide younger generations with insight that only comes with age and experience. On the other hand, they sometimes can leave you with more questions than answers. Reddit user chasing_D texted their grandma to tell her about a chipped tooth, and she provided some unsolicited butt head scratching advice.

Here is a list of things that this grandma should discuss instead of rectal itching:

1. Politics 
2. How her perennials are doing
3. A detailed description of her bunions
4. How much she hates your significant other
5. The cats that live under her deck
6. Religion 
7. How her generation did things so much better
8. Her recall all her favorite episodes of Monk in excruciating detail 
9. Soup
10. Literally anything else in the entire world 

It'll probably be hard for chasing_D to look at their grandmother or pumpkin seeds the same way ever again.

On April 14, Sunflower Farm Creamery posted a video on YouTube of a 1-day-old baby goat (kid, whatever) taking some of his steps. This little dude has barely learned to walk, and yet he decided to immediately skip ahead to jumping. And now he. Just. Can't. Stop. Jumping. Jump. Jump. JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP.

Everything about this tiny guy is screaming, "Spring has sprung, bitches!" Have you ever been this excited about anything ever? No, you have not. Although there are some people who act not unlike this baby goat when there are free donuts available.