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Cool mom was a Cirque du Soleil gymnast, is now a contortionist Instagram star with her kids.

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Gaukhar Akhmetova-Atherton (known on Instagram as just Gasya) is a current mom and former Cirque de Soleil star. Specializing in the acrobatic arts of hand-balancing and contortions, she toured the world starting at the age of 17. Now, instead of wowing stadiums, she's wowing social media with her trippy stunts, and brings her kids along for the ride.

Gasya is married to fellow gymnast Andrew Atherton, and they're unofficially training their kids, 3-year-old Kamali and 1-year-old Kaysen, to join the family business. 

"They're both amazing children," she told the Daily Mail. "Kamali is already showing signs of following in our footsteps. She loves to dance and will always join me when I'm training. I'm not a pushy mum and try to make everything we do together fun."

Here are her coolest videos that will make you wish you could be your mom's backpack.

1. Double trouble.

2. Both sides now.

3. The cutest curtain call.

4. Flipped, turned upside down.

5. The cutest photobomb.

6. Mirror image.

7. Toes on point.


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50 Cent met his son at a meet and greet. Or maybe it was a rando. The Internet can't decide.

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Bankrupt rapper and entrepreneur 50 Cent is all about the love on Instagram as of late, because he recently met his son for the first time ever, at a meet and greet of all places. Or did he?? 50 Cent—who definitely has two sons aged 18 and 3—recently posted a picture of himself and a young boy, and fans are debating about whether or not it's real or a joke.

The caption introduces the world to a young Mr. Davian, whose face is covered in tears. Precious.

Since then, Fiddy has shared a few more photos praising Davian.

This is Davian doing his, I'm cooler then my dad look. 😎 Talking about meet me at Red Stix. LMAO

A photo posted by 50 Cent (@50cent) on

Wow, Davian sounds like a cool kid. Alas, Davian may be too good to be true. Fiddy's post about Davian's test scores have people second-guessing this long-lost son's identity.

These observant commenters have a point about the test scores. Some people, though, are very happy for Fiddy.

Either way, Davian cried when meeting 50 Cent, and that memory that can be cherished forever.

This comedian’s project is making people notice all the ‘Headless Women’ in Hollywood ads.

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New York standup comic Marcia Belsky created The Headless Women of Hollywood to remind folks that women are stillconstantly being sexually objectified in posters and advertisements for Hollywood movies. Specifically, Belsky shares movie posters (both old and new) that depict women from their necks down and sometimes even less.

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Belsky told Someecards that she was inspired to create the blog after a professor showed her "decades of images from advertising and television where women's bodies are fragmented into consumable and sexualized parts.”

According to Belsky, the posters don't depict women with feelings or any sense of purpose. Instead, the posters reduce female bodies to their sexy, exploitable appeal for objectification.

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"Ultimately, they do it because the numbers prove that this type of marketing works, and still works, very well. Objectification of women sells, and as long as it sells, they will keep selling it," Belsky said.

Scroll down these movie posters and count how many female faces you see. Then,count how many female body parts you see. A majority (if not all) of these women are just necks, butts, boobs, and legs—none of which fall under the category of "character development."

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Whether or not you're a woman with the ideal Hollywood body type, says Belsky, it's always a lose-lose situation for women when it comes to the way they are portrayed in movie ads:

The continuing dehumanization and fragmentation of the images we see of women do have effect. When we (women) are depicted and cast as only bodies, we internalize that our primary value is our body above all else. We are set clear standards for an ideal, and women who don't match that ideal are made to feel their bodies don't exist. Or that their bodies do not have sexual appeal. And women whose bodies do match the ideal are told their bodies are interchangeable and primarily meant to be consumed. It's lose-lose in terms of how we view ourselves and how others see and treat us as women.

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When asked if she came across one particular "headless" movie poster that really shocked her, Belsky pointed the photo above. “The woman is quite literally headless and branded as cattle," she said. It's hard to argue that the imagery is in stark contrast to what is supposed to be a serious documentary about how we rate movies—and proof that nobody rates posters.

Belsky said that in the short time since founding her Tumblr project, both women and men have reached out showing their support for the site. She told Someecards:

The feedback I've been getting has been overwhelmingly positive! Women have been reaching out to say "thank you!" or "how did I never notice this?!" And men have been supportively showing their shock and saying things like "wow, incredibly eye opening" or "I guess I don't consume as critically as I thought."

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She said that most of the negative feedback she received "have been people sending me photos of women's heads on posters like, 'LOOK AT THESE IDIOT.'" She calmly clarifies for these idiots that she at no point claimed no movie poster ever has featured a woman's face.

"I am not claiming this practice of fragmenting and objectifying women is on all of the posters that we see, or in all of the images we see. But it is in many. Too many," Belsky expressed.

Speaking of the overabundance of faceless women, what's up with those movie covers, Netflix?

Belsky said that she hopes her project achieves "visibility for these headless women. I want people to notice and think when they see chopped up lady parts used as sexual bait."

She added that she wants girls everywhere "to look at themselves and decide their own value first before they consider their value to men. I want to make women laugh and talk about how these images affect us, and for men to laugh and to believe us when we say we are still often viewed as pieces of meat."

Marines recreate beach photo 50 years later, still look decent without their shirts on.

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Way back in 1966, four young Marines at Camp Pendleton in California documented the bond they shared by posing half-naked with a surfboard, Naples News recently reported. All four strapping men served in the Vietnam War and survived, more or less unharmed. Because of this thing called life, the youngsters lost touch after they each served their time in the war. "I was too wrapped up in having a good time at first," 71-year-old Bob Falk said of the disconnect.

They should’ve asked the guy on the far right to join the shirtless club.

A few years ago, they started talking again, but they didn't all meet up again until the weekend of April 23. After reuniting in Florida, they decided to strip down together once more to take another picture on the beach. This time they were joined by a bit more flab, but just as much joyful enthusiasm.

From left to right (in both photos, obviously) is Dennis Puleo, Tom Hanks (he's the one standing up with the Forrest Gump haircut), Bob DeVenezia, and Bob Falk. Nowadays, they're all looking good and are between the ages of 69 and 71. 

You can get a better look at the photo and watch the guys have a good time playing in the sand in this video:

Hopefully they won't wait as long to take another picture together. 

This pharmacist wanted people to know pharmacists have crazy stories. Thank you, pharmacist.

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Pharmacist and Imgur user Rasmoh is a long-serving pharmacist whose place of business is closing after 20 years of serving prescription drugs to those in need and those trying to talk their way into a bottle of Oxycodone alike. To commemorate his experiences, Rasmoh took to Imgur to share their most fascinating stories from the land of legal drug dealing

1. 

Is that not how it works?

Because this person clearly understands the Internet, he or she shared the stories as memes, and then attached more information underneath them. To go along with the laxative image above:

For reference, she took 30 days worth of laxative in one sitting. Our delivery driver told us that on his next visit, she showed him the trails in her carpet. Pretty crappy.

Enjoy these very shareable stories from someone who worked in a pharmacy in "the shady part of town."

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That is pretty impressive, after all.

The fun second part of the story is that he then fell asleep on the couch in our waiting area for 2 hours. We never saw him again after that day, even though he picked up a few long term maintenance medications at the time.

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That was nice of her.

She was the only person in the building for at least 20 minutes. Never saw her again after that despite her being a long time patient of ours'. (sic)

4. 

Impressive commitment.

 Why she thought we would start dishing out pain meds for a seizure is beyond me.

5. 

Did it work?

We were known in the area for letting patients pay their bill later occasionally, but never with pain meds and never for that amount. Naturally, some people tried to take advantage of us. 

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In all seriousness those pills sound very important.

As a small pharmacy, we couldn't afford to just have such expensive medications sitting on our shelf and we explained that to any patients taking such medications, the overwhelming majority was perfectly understanding of this fact. 

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This sounds like an emergency.

I need to mention that this man also was a huge supporter of the Confederacy and was openly racist. Oddly enough, he also liked to brag about how talented he is at Mechwarrior.

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What a helpful kid.

Patient had been arrested before for altering prescriptions. Patient got arrested this time for altering prescriptions. Why the doctor kept giving the patient prescriptions, I don't know. 

To read more, check out the full gallery on Imgur. Now you know you're not the most frantic person in the pharmacy. Isn't that comforting? 

Musicians and researchers team up bring you a hot jam that hasn’t been heard in 1000 years.

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Musicologists from the University of Cambridge, who are apparently bored with Beyonce's Lemonadealready, used ancient manuscripts to recreate a song from the 11th century. According to Gizmodo, the medieval tune, called "Songs of Consolation," is a musical retelling of The Consolation of Philosophy, a work by Roman philosopher Boethius. Listen to an excerpt below.

If you took the Lord of the Ringssoundtrack, put it in a time machine with Sufjan Stevens, sent the time machine back to the Middle Ages, had a peasant woman mate with Sufjan Stevens, made their offspring learn the harp and listen to the Lord of the Rings soundtrack, and then recorded the results in a cathedral, you might get something like this.

No promises though, if you were thinking about trying that out.

Sam Barrett, a Cambridge musicologist, has spent two decades putting this piece together from neumes, which Gizmodo describes as "symbols that represented musical notation back in the Middle Ages, and a precursor to modern notation."

Barrett elaborates on neumes and the difficulties of reconstructing the song accurately:

Neumes indicate melodic direction and details of vocal delivery without specifying every pitch and this poses a major problem. The traces of lost song repertoires survive, but not the aural memory that once supported them. We know the contours of the melodies and many details about how they were sung, but not the precise pitches that made up the tunes.

The composition was brought to life by Sequentia, a musical trio specializing in Medieval music who are hopefully available forGame of Thronesviewing parties.

Here's another Sequentia tune, this one sounding exactly like the time machine scenario above but replace Sufjan Stevens with the Fleet Foxes and put them in an even more reverberant location, like a middle school gymnasium.

Pity this poor, lovable dog who can't figure out which cup the treat is under.

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Emma is a sweet boxer who is very cute, but perhaps not going to win any awards for her intelligence soon. Fortunately, dogs aren't usually tested on their smarts that often. In a video Lexie C uploaded to YouTube, Emma struggles with the old trick where a person places an object under one of a multiple cups. Sounds like it might be tricky for a dog, until you watch the person doing the trick. A fetus could find the treat, it's so easy. But not Emma.

Oh good, she found it at last. Emma deserves that treat after all the hard work she put into finding it.

This video doesn't really show Emma's face full-on, but it's a good one. Here's a head-on view of Emma's face.

My, what giant eyes this unintelligent animal has. If only she used those eyes instead of her nose a bit more.

Now for a rear-view of Emma.

Dog cones are much funnier than they should be, especially when accompanied with music.


In honor of World Penguin Day, check out this penguin that returns several times a year to hang with man that saved his life.

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A wild penguin named Jinjing has visited João Pereira de Souza, a retired bricklayer, in Brazil every few months for the past five years—ever since de Souza rescued the bird from an oil spill. You can't make this up. It's World Penguin Day today, so please take the occasion to watch this fabulous bit of cross-species reporting by Paul Kiernan at The Wall Street Journal. It's cute, dammit.

From the original article, first published last year:

“He took a drink of water and then came back onto the beach. So I gave him three more sardines and that was it: He never left me again,” Mr. de Souza says on a recent afternoon as Jinjing nibbles affectionately at his hand.

He looks down: “Isn’t that right, Jinjing?”

Come on. It even has biologists amazed. "I have never seen anything like this before," said one to the Independent. "I think the penguin believes Joao is part of his family and probably a penguin as well. When he sees him he wags his tail like a dog and honks with delight."

Watch Ariel Winter do a mean impression of pop culture's five greatest mean girls.

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Sweet little Ariel Winter has a bad bitch living inside of her, and she is ready to let her out. Actually, it is five bad bitches, and you may have seen them before. Winter took on the personas of pop culture's five most infamous mean girls for Cosmopolitan; in the video, she portrays Regina George from Mean Girls, Blair Waldorf from Gossip Girl, Nancy Downs from The Craft, Amber from Clueless, and Heather Chandler from Heathers. Check out her impressions below.

In an interview corresponding with the video and photoshoot, Winter discussed her anti-bullying stance, the importance of just being yourself, and the "bitch" stigma for women:

Here's the thing: Women will get called a bitch — and any other name — for speaking out about anything. It's a stigma for women, really: If we have an opinion, we're automatically labeled a bitch. We're categorized [as bitches] just for having the same thoughts and speaking out about something that men are totally allowed to speak out about. [They] are allowed to speak out about anything. And when we say anything, whether it's negative or positive, we're usually considered a bitch. And I think it's unfortunate.  

The anti-bullying advocate is not afraid to call people out on their BS either, and knows that standing up for yourself and others is the only way to make a positive change:

What's "cool" nowadays is being mean to others, cutting people down, not building each other up. But you just remember that people need to stand up for what's right. It's going to ultimately make the world a better place to spread positivity and not hate. 

All that's great, but if Winter really wanted to portray a mean girl, she should have tried Ann Coulter. Now that would be scary.

Nela Zisser, a female competitive eater, downs 50 Krispy Kremes in under 25 minutes, is still in better shape than you

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It's that time of year when magazines start offering tips for getting your "best bikini body ever," so with that in mind, please enjoy this video of tiny woman/competitive eater Nela Zisser eating 50 Krispy Kremes in under 25 minutes. That's 9,500 calories. 

Oh, and by the way, this is a different skinny blonde competitive eater than the previous skinny blonde competitive eater Someecards covered. But keep working on those planks, maybe this will be the year they finally do something for you.

Kate Middleton's first and only fashion faux pas is for a good cause, so she gets a pass.

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The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge (and Prince Harry) got together to promote Heads Together, a campaign for mental health that's the 2017 Virgin Money London Marathon Charity of the Year. For the photo op, the threesome sported matching headbands with the hashtag #HeadsTogether. Kate Middleton's hair, which is so used to carrying diamonds, rejected the fabric. Her hair strained under the effort of supporting such a mundane look. 

Kate may be laughing, but her hair is not. Will and Harry, meanwhile, kind of rocked the look.

Here's further proof that the three had a great time promoting Heads Together, which hopes to abate the stigma surrounding mental health issues.

For those who have forgotten what a Disney bird come to life sounds like, here's Kate talking about the initiative. 

Harry and Will can speak too. 

This isn't the first time the royal family's been attached to such a cause. In February, Kate Middleton became a modern journalist for a day and blogged about mental health issues for the Huffington Post. "The mental health of our children must be seen as every bit as important as their physical health," she wrote. "Like most parents today, William and I would not hesitate to seek help for our children if they needed it." Kate isn't only the fairest princess in the land, she's the sweetest, too.

One-track mind.

Chloë Grace Moretz and Brooklyn Beckham's relationship is now Instagram official.

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On Sunday, Brooklyn Beckham (of the Posh Spice Beckhams) posted a picture of himself with actress/model/future small mermaid Chloë Grace Moretz, leading many to speculate that rumors of the two dating are true. Although the 'gram has no caption, it has all the telltale signs of a true relationship: Beckham's arm is around Moretz, she's leaning her head on him, and, uh...there's a cable. And a mirror. And everybody knows that people who are in true love own both cables and mirrors!

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So are they really dating? Probably. But as far as many people are concerned, an Instagram of the two of them together means DEFINITELY YES. Although by that broad logic, that would also mean that Justin Bieber is dating these two men and a giant table: 

Bandz

A photo posted by Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) on

Wishing you all the happiness, Biebs. But which one do you take to the Grammys?? 

Advance notice.


Kim Kardashian is such a mom in these no-makeup Snapchats.

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In her efforts to rule yet another social media platform, Kim Kardashian has posted a slew of Snapchats of her and little North West, which are radically different from her recent Instagrams of her new necklace. There's no blown out hair (quite the contrary) or loads of contouring. There's actually very little Kim at all in a few of them. Just love.

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Release your Kardashian hate and give into the cuteness.

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In these Snaps, Kanye West is simply "daddy," who is off taking care of his baby. How bizarre. 

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Kim Kardashian is relatable here—except for the working out part.

The mother of two delayed getting dressed long enough to play hide and seek with North.

Again, relatable and cute. Though that blanket is probably pure cashmere and costs $3,000.

The next time you see pictures like these:

I love you guys! #64mil

A photo posted by Kim Kardashian West (@kimkardashian) on

Remember that underneath all that highlighting there is, in fact, a mother. And back at home that mother has a really nice blanket that looks so soft and cozy.

Samantha Bee takes on the Harriet Tubman haters, which shouldn't be a thing.

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Samantha Bee, whose sharp show should make her the next woman in line to grace currency, took on the backlash over the first lady to get that honor. Last week, Treasury Secretary and Lin-Manuel Miranda fan Jack Lew announced that abolitionist and suffragette Harriet Tubman will knock Genocidal President Andrew Jackson to the back of the twenty dollar bill. The backlash was a perfect storm of racists and misogynists pissed that the new face would kill their boner, proposing a three-fifths compromise. Really. 

Bee verbally makes it rain, and it will be a glorious day when we can all dance under Tubmans.

A glimpse at the year 2030.

A cop pulled a guy over and ended up taking him to Walmart. For a great reason.

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LaVonte Dell was driving inWestland, Michigan on April 18 when a police officer pulled him over for having tinted windows. When officer Josh Scaglione approached the car, he noticed Dell's three-year-old daughter in the back without a car seat. Scaglione asked Dell why the little girl wasn't in a car seat and Dell responded that he couldn't afford one. Scaglione then asked Dell to step out of the car. In an interview with ABC News, Dell said that he expected to be hit with a bunch of tickets. But they just had a discussion, and Dell explained to the police officer that his paycheck was being garnished.

Then, just when everyone was about to give up on cops altogether, officer Scaglione did something really nice. Instead of giving Dell a ticket, Scaglione asked him, "Do you need a car seat?" He said yes, and in a scenario Dell said he never imagined in his wildest dreams, officer Scaglione asked him to follow him to the nearest WalMart so that he could buy him a car seat, which he did, with his own money. Scaglione toldFOX that he just "wanted to pay it forward."

Dell posted a thank you on the Westland Police Department's Facebook, which has since gone viral, with over 6,000 shares and 11,000 likes.

As many of you may have heard, we had an incident occur on Monday in which an officer conducted a traffic stop on a car...

Posted by Westland Police Community Partnership on Wednesday, April 20, 2016

Dell's post reads:

Yesterday I was pulled over in westland for my window tint.. this stop went nothin like I thought it would.. he got my shit and was walking back to the car and seen my daughter wasn't in a car seat the old one was done for so he asked me to get out and speak with him he asked why didn't she have one and i told him all I been thru this year like I'm barely making it because of these garnishments and I really don't like asking people for shit. Do you know this white police officer told me to follow him to Walmart on ford road and he purchased my daughter a car seat with his own money.. If you would have seen us in Walmart u would have thought we were best friends it was like night and day u got me hella tats walkin side by side with a white officer westland at that.. I've been calling all day trying to get his name because I was so in shock I didn't even look at his name tag. Never judge a book by its cover its most def is some good guys left.. I told him I never met a officer like u he said I'm just doing my job what good would giving u a ticket do besides putting u further in the hole making it harder on you to come up..

Dell posted his thanks on Facebook, saying, "I feel that he should get the recognition he deserves. Everybody should know what he did."

So let it be known, if you need a car seat, head on over to Michigan, and just ask for Officer Scaglione. He's buying.

Woman on Tinder at a funeral gets offended when her match makes a tasteless joke.

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One of the reasons Tinder is so successful is because the dating app can be pulled up anytime, anywhere. But there are some places Tinder should not be used. Like at a funeral. Tindering at a funeral is two steps lower than taking a selfie at funeral.

It's OK to send off vibes that you're hot shit at a funeral. Maybe.

But Tindering at a funeral was exactly what one woman was doing with Redditor billythekid44. Upon discovering that his match was busy mourning the dead, billythekid44 made a joke.

Joking at a funeral is not cool, if you ask this woman. Trying to get laid, however, is totally fine. 

Uh, desperate times call for desperate measures?

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