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This bearded dragon struggling to reach a worm on a smooth tile floor is a metaphor.

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In this short clip, a pet owner places a mealworm on the ground several feet from a bearded dragon, Spyro, who struggles mightily to find enough traction on the floor to reach the treat he so fervently desires. This is a metaphor. For what, precisely, is unclear. Spyro, like all of us, has a goal. Like all of us, Spyro faces challenges and a situation that reduces even a fearsome little dragon to a ridiculous caricature. Yet despite being faced with a farcical existence, the lizard gives it meaning through perseverance. Yeah, sure, that's it.


27 of the best live reactions on social media to the 'Game Of Thrones' finale, 'The Winds Of Winter'

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Many died by fire. Some by the blade. One by leaping. At the end, a mysterious parentage was revealed. Presumably you already know all that, just in case it wasn't clear: Spoilers galore below. Here are the 27 best live tweets reacting to Game Of Thrones, Season 6, Episode 10: The Winds Of Winter!

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The explosive finale of 'Game of Thrones' blew everyone's mind.

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So I think I normally do an okay job of being somewhat professionally dispassionate in these recaps, despite being a huge Game of Thronesnerd, but the season six finale of GoT was so f*cking awesome that it's testing my cool. "The Winds of Winter" had some of the most stunning, tense moments of the entire series thus far. Not just the season; the whole show. Where to begin? Warning: spoilers for the most recent episode of Game of Thrones below, obviously.

WE GET IT CERSEI YOU LOVE WINE.

Cersei and Tommen!

Like the Nickelodeon slime, but deadly.

Cersei's plot had been simmering along so quietly this season that it barely came up in these recaps; when I focused on King's Landing, the machinations of Margaery and the High Sparrow seemed to be driving the plot. As it turns out, I made the same mistake Margaery and the High Sparrow did—thinking that a powerless Cersei made her less dangerous instead of more.

Witnessing the wildfire-fueled destruction of the sept, Tommen abruptly decides to kill himself, leaving Cersei with no children—but the Iron Throne all to herself. With Tommen and Margaery both dead, it's clear that the "younger, more beautiful queen" prophesied to replace Cersei after her children had died wasn't Margaery at all, as Cersei had feared—it's Daenerys. (Well, probably.)

Anyway, it's very sad to think that Jonathan Pryce and Natalie Dormer will not be back next year, but what a scene to go out on. And by the way, thank the gods that the Queen of Thorns was not at the sept. May she live forever.

Jon and Sansa!

"Yeah, my God's an asshole, but at least he isn't a fucking tree."

Bran learns the truth: Jon Snow is Ned Stark's nephew, not his son. He is the child of Lyanna Stark and Rhaegar Targaryen, who apparently either raped Lyanna or eloped with her (the show still doesn't make some of the details around Jon's birth clear; it's not even 100 percent canon yet that Rhaegar is his father, although it's strongly implied). That makes him a potential claimant to the Iron Throne—something Ned kept secret to keep Robert Baratheon from killing Jon, according to the closed captioning of Lyanna's whispers (she said "His name is [audio cuts out]. If Robert finds out, he'll kill him, you know he will. You have to protect him. Promise me, Ned." Uh, what the f*ck is his real first name? Is it "Rhaegar?").

But right now, Jon is claiming a different crown: the King in the North. The scene with the Northern houses rallying around him (led by the 10-year-old Lyanna Mormont, your new favorite character) is touching, but the episode hints at some future conflicts—Littlefinger thinks that Sansa should be queen, not her "brother," and Sansa noticeably doesn't join in for calls for Jon to take the crown (though she does smile). And, of course, the north's rightful lord, Bran Stark, is approaching the Wall, and will likely meet up with Jon and Sansa by next season. It's hard to imagine any significant conflict among this family, but it's a least a little awkward.

Daenerys and Tyrion!

Now kiss.

Meanwhile, Daenerys is a single woman sailing to Westeros in search of a throne—and possibly a husband, raising the question if it's grosser if Jon marries his aunt Daenerys or his cousin Sansa (sure, they were raised as siblings, but they kind of have chemistry and also this show has completely desensitized me to fictional portrayals of incest).

The thing is: she is completely unstoppable, right? Dany has three dragons, 100+ ships, the entire Dothraki army, the Unsullied, the support of Dorne and House Tyrell alongside the rebel faction of the Iron Islands—and to top it off, Tyrion Lannister as her Hand. All her rivals—Cersei, Euron Greyjoy, possibly Jon Snow—have nothing that compares. She has the largest army in the world, and also magical monsters. Barring someone stealing one of her dragons (maybe Euron? His plot in the book seems headed that way), who is going to stand between her and the throne besides, like, the Night King? Her quest from here on seems almost ominously simple, which means, in the world of Game of Thrones, that she probably dies in like the third episode of season 7.

Nice moments:

Arya can spend all day wearing another woman's face and still have perfectly tidy eyebrows at the end of it.

Walder Frey eating Frey pie is something that happens in the books, in a much different context—but I was still surprised to see it happen here, with Arya Stark as the chef (who taught her how to bake? Hot Pie?).

Thanks for making all the Sand Snakes shut up, Olenna.

Jaime looks like he's going to murder Cersei. The Cleganebowl is dead; the Lannisterbowl is on.

Misc. thought

The plots of Jaime, Brienne, and the Hound this season seemed to exist pretty much just to make me go crazy writing too much about Lady Stoneheart in these blog posts. Come on, guys.

By the way, apologies for not writing a recap for the also stellar episode 9, "The Battle of the Bastards"—I was getting sunburned in Cape Cod. Suffice it to say that I give that episode an A. This episode might be worth an A+. See you next year.

Last laugh.

13 celebs who showed their Pride on social media this weekend.

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Because of the tragic Orlando shooting on June 12, Pride Month feels even more crucial to the LGBTQ+ community than ever before. In a social climate that often makes people afraid and ashamed of who they are, people come together to show the world they will not hide their authentic selves in the least subtle way ever, with pride parades. Celebrities also celebrated the LGBTQ+ community and, of course, documented it on social media. Get over it, homophobes.

Rainbow lover Miley Cyrus did a little fundraising for a good cause. She also smoked weed, seemingly.

Sara Bareilles let this chalkboard sign with a Lin-Manuel Miranda quote on it share her sentiments.

Trans teen and reality show star Jazz Jennings served as the Grand Marshall for the NYC Pride Parade, the youngest in the parade's history.

Jesse Tyler Ferguson was not afraid to show his pride from his head to his toes.

Happy pride NYC! 🌈❤️

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Nick Jonas shared a drawing he didn't draw.

Be proud. @awpillustrations #pride #lgbt

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According to Star Wars star Daisy Ridley, where words fail, emojis speak.

JLo celebrated at the NYC Pride parade.

Happy Pride Day #NYC #LoveMaketheworldGoRound #LOVE #loveislove #weareone #loveallwaysandalways

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Madonna combined hot shirtless guys with a rainbow flag for her pride message.

Amy Schumer shared a picture of her cousin, Senator Chuck Schumer, because the family that prides together, stays together.

Happy pride from the Schumers!!!

A photo posted by @amyschumer on

Although Lena Dunham's picture of choice was black and white, the caption is all rainbow, baby.

Orange is the New Black costars Samira Wiley and Natasha Lyonne celebrated with ironic visors and tee-shirts.

#nofilteronourpride

A photo posted by Samira Wiley (@whododatlikedat) on

Presumptive Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton and her pantsuit also marched in the NYC Pride Parade this year.

Happy #NYCPride!

A photo posted by Hillary Clinton (@hillaryclinton) on

There are technically only three days left for pride month, but that definitely won't stop anyone from showing their pride all year round.

Dad mocks teenage daughter's Snapchat filter with a foliage-filled look of his own.

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Some dads can't help themselves when it comes to making fun of their teenage daughters—and teenage daughters really don't make it any easier on themselves by being teenagers. On Sunday night, a young woman named Cassie Martin (username memerable) posted an image on imgur of two side by side selfies: on the right is Cassie, with the wreath of flowers filter on Snapchat, and on the left is her dad, with a bunch of leaves on his head. And he's even drawn in a tattoo like hers, albeit on the wrong side. Maybe to make sure people could still tell them apart.

Above the two selfies is the text "My dad harasses me on social media." She titled her post, "Well he nailed it," and yes, he did. Martin's imgur has been viewed almost 45,000 times in less than 12 hours, probably mostly by daughters who've suffered at the hands of silly fathers, and fathers looking for new material for their daughter-teasing missions. Like this dad, who teased his teenage daughter about her Friday the 13th knife tattoo with a 3-D tattoo of his own.

Welp, dads gonna dad.

Brooklyn Beckham expresses his love for Chloe Grace Moretz, Funyons in new Instagram.

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Brooklyn Beckham (offspring of Victoria and David Beckham) and his girlfriend Chloe Grace Moretz had quite the romantic weekend. On Sunday night, Beckham, 17, posted an Instagram showcasing two of his favorite things—Moretz, 19, and a bag of Funyons. Because what goes better with making out than dried onion ring snacks?

❤️❤️

A photo posted by bb (@brooklynbeckham) on

Maybe they were sharing the Funyons, so they both had garbage breath. Ah, young love.

In the photo, Beckham, 17, has got his hand on Moretz's knee, and his arm around the Funyons. He used a couple of heart emojis in the caption to further his adoration—they either represent him and Moretz or him and his snacks.

Earlier that day, Moretz posted an Instagram on her account of Beckham and a dog chilling on a couch. She captioned it, "Caught jeepin with another gal."

Caught jeepin with another gal

A photo posted by Chloe Grace Moretz (@chloegmoretz) on

It's going to be hard to outcute the dog, Moretz. But you got this.

People are mad that Justin Timberlake liked Jesse Williams' BET awards speech.

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Justin Timberlake is being dragged on Twitter for his reaction to Grey's Anatomy star Jesse Williams' powerful speech at the BET Awards.

Williams and his magnificent eyes accepted the Humanitarian Award and gave an impassioned speech on the entertainment industry's treatment of black people in America. "This invention called whiteness uses and abuses us," Williams said, "Burying black people out of sight and out of mind while extracting our culture, our dollars, our entertainment like oil — black gold, ghettoizing and demeaning our creations then stealing them, gentrifying our genius and then trying us on like costumes before discarding our bodies like rinds of strange fruit."

Timberlake tweeted he was "#Inspired."

But some people mocked him, saying that he is part of the very problem Williams was talking about.

J. Timbs got defensive and took on a tweeter directly in a Timbertweet:

Timberlake apologized, but in a way that yet again missed the point.

People said that the NSYNC guy from The Social Network yet again missed the point.

While maybe completely missing the point, points to Timberlake for not responding with any of his douchey lyrics like "Cry Me a River," "What Goes Comes Around," or "Bye Bye Bye."


The 21 funniest reactions on Twitter to the wildly satisfying 'Game of Thrones' finale.

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Sunday night, the world turned to the world of Westeros and saw nearly every major storyline take a massive jump forward. Season 6 spoilers below, of course. And while watching the episode Twitter exploded with excitement, in the 12 hours since people have had time to formulate some jokes. Long live the King in the North, long live Game of Thrones. And pity to anyone who didn't watch: may you avoid spoilers and sail your fleet to HBO.

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'Game of Thrones' star Natalie Dormer explains why everything was that stupid High Sparrow's fault.

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Spoilers for Game of Thrones season 6, of course.

In what's become a Game of Thrones postmortem tradition, recently fired (sorry) actress Natalie Dormer, also known as Margaery Tyrell, explained to Entertainment Weekly why her character didn't really get outwitted by her dastardly rival Cersei Lannister.

The reason it all goes tits up is because Margaery wasn’t in control of the battle against Cersei.

Margaery—who was faking allegiance to the High Sparrow in order to outmaneuver him—could not keep her rosy eyes on two enemies at once. Meanwhile Cersei, shielded by her zombie knight, carved out a measure of independence from that pious villain.

Do you guys smell something burning?

In a battle between the High Sparrow and Cersei, Margaery "had to hand the reins over to the High Sparrow," says Dormer, "and Cersei outplays him."

By the end, Margaery is a victim of the High Sparrow’s incompetence. He underestimates Cersei and that’s something Margaery Tyrell would never do.

Margaery went 100% CIA agent Claire Danes in her final moment, figuring out the terror target, relying on excellent eyebrow acting, and trying to usher herself and her brother out of the chapel. But the path to safety was barred in a moment that felt just like the climatic movie theater explosion scene in Inglourious Basterds​ (especially following the forehead-carving moments earlier).

The explosion would have been 90 percent less deadly if Mace Tyrell didn't use flammable mustache wax.

Dormer, who had apparently asked David Benioff and Dan Weiss to write her out of the show earlier than they did, was ultimately pleased with her demise. "I thought it was really clever. I really did," said Dormer, echoing Iwan Rheon (Ramsay Bolton) from a week earlier.

Who else dreads the day the "I like the way they killed me" quote comes from the incredible Lena Headey? Long live Cersei Lannister, first of her name, Queen of Westeros and Lord of the Seven Kingdoms.

Here's a real trending hashtag full of real women who are actually voting for Trump.

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New polls show that Hillary Clinton has a lot more support from women than does Donald Trump (an estimated 52% versus 35%). But on Saturday night and all throughout Sunday, women who support Trump decided to show their love for the orange candidate on Twitter, using the hashtag #TrumpGirlsBreakTheInternet, and a lot of American flag bikinis. Before long, the hashtag was trending. Believe it or not, turns out some women do support Trump (insert cringe-face emoji here).

Bear in mind, along with actual women, the hashtag attracted a lot of dudes who just googled and posted pictures of women in Trump hats, shirts, or panties, in order to boost the hashtag and, you know, look at pictures of hot women Making America Great Again.

And then, of course, there's the hashtag backlash. There were probably about as many liberals as conservatives using the hashtag, only the liberals hijacked the hashtag by posting it with memes of disgust and pictures of a different sort.

Luckily, voting for president is not done via Twitter. Yet.

Mariah Carey brought a very pregnant Blac Chyna onstage to get a lap dance.

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On Saturday night, Mariah Carey brought a very pregnant Blac Chyna on stage at her Las Vegas show and treated her to a lap dance. Not a lap dance from Mimi, because come on, but a lap dance from one of Carey's sexy boy toys back up dancers.

Blac Chyna (real name Angela Renee White) is, of course, pregnant with Rob Kardashian's baby, due this fall. This is their first child together, but Chyna is already the mom to 3-year-old King Cairo, her son with Kylie Jenner's ex-but-maybe-back-together-again-boyfriend Tyga.

Chyna is clad in the same suede-like material as the couch, even the same color, almost like she and the sofa planned it ahead of time ("I'm wearing the ecru stretch suede tonight." "Samesies!"). Mimi, wearing a red sequined dress-like garment (like a dress without sides?), helps Chyna get settled on the loveseat, and proceeds to tickle Chyna with a feather. Chyna puts on a furry blindfold, which means she misses seeing the hot dude rip his tank top off in front of her. But that's probably fine with her fiancé Rob in the audience.

Blac Chyna posted a quick video of the show, captioning it "It was truly a honor to grace the stage with Mariah tonight. The show was amazing & she was gorgeous!" because it's actually illegal to Instagram anything from a Mariah Carey show without mentioning how great she looks.

Winona Ryder emerges from time warp to give her take on ex-boyfriend Johnny Depp.

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In an interview with Time, Winona Ryder, generational icon, star of the new Netflix series Stranger Things, and official Depp Ex-Girlfriend, spoke a bit about her time dating Johnny Depp, lo those many eons ago. In light of his estranged wife Amber Heard's current allegations of domestic abuse, the interviewer pressed Ryder for her thoughts on the matter (the reasoning being that abusers sometimes show patterns of abuse). Ryder replied that the thought of Depp abusing her was "unimaginable."

Follow me on tumblr: god-hates-amanda || #winonaryder #johnnydepp

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She clarified:

I can only speak from my own experience, which was wildly different than what is being said. He was never, never that way towards me. Never abusive at all towards me. I only know him as a really good, loving, caring guy who is very, very protective of the people that he loves.

I wasn’t there. I don’t know what happened. I’m not calling anyone a liar. I’m just saying, it’s difficult and upsetting for me to wrap my head around it. Look, it was a long time ago, but we were together for four years, and it was a big relationship for me. Imagine if someone you dated when you were—I was 17 when I met him—was accused of that. It’s just shocking. I have never seen him be violent toward a person before.

It absolutely is shocking, and terribly upsetting. Depp has had bit of a penchant for "bad boy" behavior in the past, but nothing like what's being said now. Then again, he may also be suffering from a substance abuse problem, which certainly could lead to some major behavioral changes.

It's nice to know that at least it's okay to still mourn Ryder and Depp's romance. They could still get back together, right? Then he could have his Wino Forever tattoo changed back to Winona Forever, and Dylan can get back with Brenda, and all will be all right in the world.

Enough of this moving forward bullshit, just find a time before everything got awful and stay there. Change is overrated. But Jinona Repp was perfect.

The 20 best dresses and assless chaps from the 2016 BET Awards.

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Sunday night was the annual BET Awards, a night celebrating black entertainment, icons, and activism. The party was also a celebration of fashion, with stars from Beyoncé to record producers' girlfriends showing off 50 shades of slay. Here are the night's best looks, not including Justin Timberlake's white tears.

1. Yara Shahidi

The Black-ish star watched her TV parents kill it in a sequin dress that looked great from every angle.

2. Mya

Mya in Christian Siriano At the 2016 BET Awards #dianneo #mya #christiansiriano #redcapet #betawards

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The bright yellow is a motherf*cking ray of sunshine.

3. Tia Mowry

The star of Sister Sister makes a cool mummy.

4. Fantasia Barrino

So much fun premiering #SleepingWithTheOneILove music video at the #BETAwards! 💋😘 #TheDefinitionOf

A photo posted by Fantasia💕 (@tasiasword) on

The American Idol winner is worthy of worship.

5. Jennifer Hudson

The custom-made Prince-inspired look was the perfect complement to her musical tribute.

6. Beyoncé

Soar. Slay.

7. Taraji P. Henson

As Queen Bey decreed, it's all about the underwear.

8. Toni Braxton

#tonibraxton in a racy black dress at the #betawards #betawards2016

A photo posted by AHN (@africanhubnaija) on

She and her legs are in the Beyhive.

9. Naturi Naughton

The actress and singer pulls off a dress apparently designed for a sexy, flamenco-dancing witch.

10. Usher

#DontTrumpAmerica

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That is the best jacket. The greatest jacket. The most important of all the jackets.

11. Irv Gotti and Ashley Martelle

💘 @ashleymartelle @irvgotti187 #betawards #betawards2016 #irvgotti #ashley #ashleymartelle #snapchat #badashmartelle

A photo posted by Ashley Martelle 👩🏼 (@_ashleymartellee_) on

Neither of them are that famous but Martelle's Marilyn Monroe look is worth seeing.

12. Megan Good

#Slay #BetAwards16

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She looks so Good that it's boring.

13. Ingrid

360 degrees of coolness.

14. Tracee Ellis Ross

The co-hostess with the co-mostess looked striking in a gown that Indiana Jones would hate.

15. Gabrielle Union

The stunning, ageless Time Lord who is somehow 43 years old wins Best Dressed.

16. EJ Johnson

We came to work #ejnyc #betawards2016 #teamthis

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The star of Rich Kids of Beverly Hills, which is apparently a show, looked glamorous with the peplum and the plunging neckline.

17. Chloe x Halle

The adorable Beyoncé protegés were pretty in pink, looking like absolute goddesses straight outta the 70s.

18. Yvette Nicole Brown

My look for the #BETawards! Skirt: #Rococo Blouse: @bananarepublic Face Beat: @AllInADaysWerk Hair & Styling: Me! 😊

A photo posted by Yvette Nicole Brown (@yvettenicolebrown) on

Cute, if not a little underwhelming, Brown looked wonderful and age-appropriate in an ensemble perfect for a summer barbecue.

19. Alicia Keys and Swizz Beatz

Stepping out... 😍 #BETAwards #InCommon

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Keeping her pledge to henceforth go makeup-free, the naturally stunning Keys looked majestic in the elevator with her hubby, Swizz Beatz.

20. Anthony Anderson and Janelle Monáe

SO NICE. Had to post it twice. @janellemonae #betawards

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The Black-ish star and Tightrope songstress posed cheek-to-cheek with their cheeks out, winning Best (and only?) Assless Chaps.

The 'Game of Thrones' finale contained an easily-missed detail that finally explains the opening credits.

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Spoilers for Game of Thrones season 6, of course.​

In an episode that featured long, magnificent musical scores, it's fitting that a scene in the Game of Thrones season 6 finale, "The Winds of Winter," explained a subtle detail embedded within the most iconic Thrones music moment of all: the intro credits.

You see this thing at the beginning of every episode.

You know...this thing!

Zoomed in, it features carvings depicting various events from Westerosi history. Here's the Lannister lion and Baratheon stag ramming and thereby ending the long reign of the Targaryen dragon.

Throughout the opening titles we see close ups of it that depict the recent history of Westeros. Here you can see the Lannisters (the lion) and Baratheons (the stag) defeating the Targaryens (the dragon).

An even more subtle detail in the season finale itself explained where that orb-ish apparatus comes from—apparently it's a dangling, chandelier type device in the Citadel's library.

Once he's granted entry to the Citadel's library, Sam almost does a happy cry because he's such a massive nerd. BUT HANG ON – what's that thing on the ceiling?!
Sam, thinking "Ohhhhh."
Oh shit. It's the sun-type thing from the opening titles!
Did the show creators know about this for six seasons?

Sam probably had television's best library moment since that Twilight Zone episode where the last man on Earth breaks his glasses. Hey—didn't George R.R. Martin write for the rebooted Twilight Zone? That's almost as cool a coincidence as Varys making it back from Dorne in time for a sweet photo-op with Daenerys and Tyrion on a warship.

Opening-credits enthusiasts were also pumped to see the return of the Direwolf to Winterfell's spinning thing.

It was the Bolton's flayed man all season.
But now it's that husky head.

Oh, nerds. Now that the season's done—what's left to do? Happy hunting for the next Easter egg.


Sorry Texas, the Supreme Court struck down your dumb anti-abortion law.

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Texas tried to do this thing where they attempted to shut down three-fourths of the abortion clinics in the state, but the Supreme Court was not having it. With a 5-3 decision in Whole Woman's Health v. Hellerstedt, the court decided the proposed laws were in violation of the Constitution, and ultimately not in the best interest of women who are seeking healthcare and abortion services. Here is how it went down.

Back in 2013, then Texas Governor Rick Perry signed a bill into law that stated that abortion clinics had to comply with the standards of surgical centers concerning buildings, equipment, and staffing in order to remain open. That would have meant that small abortion clinics would be required to have wider corridors, high tech surgical equipment, and that any doctor performing an abortion must have admitting privileges at a nearby hospital. But opponents of the law pointed out that an abortion clinic does not need these things in order to operate safely; these proposed provisions were not actually meant to help women at all, but rather aimed to shut down the majority of the state's abortion clinics.

According to the New York Times, under the proposed law, only about 10 of the 41 current abortion clinics in Texas would remain open. Just an FYI, Texas is freaking huge, so women who wanted or needed abortions would likely have to travel considerable differences to receive safe and legal abortion services. The Supreme Court deliberated for three months and ultimately decided that forcing women to travel 300 miles round trip for an abortion is actually a terribly unconstitutional idea. Uh duh.

Justice Stephen G. Breyer wrote the majority opinion, but was joined by Justices Anthony M. Kennedy, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Sonia Sotomayor and Elena Kagan.

There was no significant health-related problem that the new law helped to cure. We agree with the District Court that the surgical-center requirement, like the admitting-privileges requirement, provides few, if any, health benefits for women, poses a substantial obstacle to women seeking abortions, and constitutes an "undue burden" on their constitutional right to do so.

This ruling is being called the most important abortion ruling in the past 20 years, and pro-choicers everywhere are celebrating the Supreme Court's decisive ruling.

This video claims to be 'The Most Satisfying Video In The World.'

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Is your under-rested, over-caffeinated brain in need of a gentle caressing? Press play and let "The most satisfying video in the world" do the work. From perfect paintbrush strokes to a man making a giant crepe on a spinning griddle to noodles that are just being extruded and extruded and extruded, Thunder's compilation is everything your brain could possibly want—aside from actually taking a break from looking at screens.

Wow, so much satisfying.

Caution: may cause puking as well as satisfaction.

Ariel Winter and her butt want you to know she's single.

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Ariel Winter is single. She really, really wants you to know this. On Sunday, the 18-year-old Modern Family star posted an Instagram of herself in a bikini from behind, thanking her fans for helping her reach 2 million followers on the social media platform. But that's not what the picture was really about. The picture was about dat ass.

2 million!!! Wow! I can't believe it...love you guys so much ❤️ #thankyou #love

A photo posted by Ariel Winter (@arielwinter) on

The caption reads: "2 million!!! Wow! I can't believe it...love you guys so much [heart emoji] #thankyou #love." But what it should read is "Hey there, I'm single, and I have a butt. It's a really nice butt, check it out. I wear bikinis a lot, did I mention I'm single? And, oh hey, I'm 18, yup, single, and legal, and possessing a hot ass that is mine, and could be partly yours, maybe." Lest you think that's too presumptuous, on June 25, right before the (most recent of many, and god love her, with a body like that who can blame her) bikini Instagram, she tweeted:

So there it is. HINT, HINT. She's single folks! And also, she has a nice ass. And a boat! What more could you want, folks? The question is, how do interested parties reach her? Maybe just go ahead and comment on the Instagram—she's sure to notice.

John Oliver explains why the Brexit should scare American voters.

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After the Brexit vote resulted in the United Kingdom deciding to leave the EU last week, Americans had two big questions. "What the hell is a Brexit?" and "Why the hell should I care?" Luckily we have British-man-living-in-America John Oliver, to tell us why the Brexit is not just scary for Europeans, but a cautionary tale for Americans as well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEALC1z3QG8

Basically, learning that Donald Trump fully supports the Brexit is enough for many people to know that it was probably not a great idea.

Now Americans are faced with a similar type of vote, where they get to decide to keep things largely the same although things aren't perfect, or do something crazy and try to "take back our country" by voting for some xenophobic lunatic with bad hair. Sound familiar?

Later in the segment, Oliver concludes by saying:

And you might think, well that is not going to happen to us in America. We're not going to listen to some ridiculously haired buffoon peddling lies and nativism in the hopes of riding a protest vote into power. Well let Britain tell you, it can happen, and when it does, there are no fucking do-overs.

The World's Ugliest Dog Contest declares SweePee the best worst-looking dog in the world.

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In perhaps the most bittersweet victory in the world, a 17-year-old blind Chihuahua/Chinese Crested mix has won the World's Ugliest Dog Contest. The backhanded compliment was bestowed upon the dog named SweePee Rambo at the annual contest in Petaluma, California, which seeks to encourage"adoptions regardless of physical attributes."

As one of the many inspirational quotes mistakenly attributed to Abraham Lincolnsays, "Whatever you are, be a good one." SweePee has excelled at being the best worst-looking dog.

SweePee Rambo came in second place in 2014, and she's either gotten uglier with that oozing sore, or the other ugly dogs were too cute.

Her owner, Jason Wurtz, receives a $1,500 prize and a tall-ass trophy. He celebrated by lifting SweePee up like Simba.

While a champion, SweePee has various health issues, and has to wear doggie diapers in addition to being blind in both eyes.

Since winning the contest on June 24, Wurtz has joined Instagram to keep fans updated on SweePee's ugliness.

#sweepeerambo in the jungle

A photo posted by Jason Leon Rambo (@sweepeerambo) on

Another noteworthy ugly animal at the contest is Isaboo, a dog with hair like his fellow dog, Donald Trump.

But there's no beating SweePee's ugliness. Congrats!

U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi.
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