An old photo of a girl's diary—like a Burn Book, but even steamier—went re-viral after re-circulating on Reddit this week. AdamChain93 posted the story and told the tale of a girl who ratted out her brother to their parents for having a beer. For a crazy, seemingly disproportionate revenge, the bro stole her diary, and posted a private page that contained her "hook up list," a set of future and past conquests.

(It's very blurry, but we'll type out the important parts).

1. Adrian — finger me, maybe HJ

4. Laird — finger me, HJ, blow job, titty bang, and maybe v-card

6. James Kissinger — v-card

7. Brian **** only kiss— If he cuts his hair, I might give him a blowjob

9. He ate me out! Awesome! I want him to make me go "o." Only kiss

10. Brett — God.

I will do anything he wants.

I will be everything he wants.

Sooo hot!

Katie's brother not only posted the page to Facebook, but tagged all the dudes who were mentioned.

This Sistine Chapel of slut-shaming may very well be fake, but it is an epic revenge fantasy nonetheless.

Mariah Carey has a reputation as the diva to end all divas so it really comes as no surprise that Page Six is reporting that Mimi will only enter a restaurant to the sound of one of her own tunes. Girl's gotta make an entrance, after all.

That was apparently the case on Sunday at Ristorante Aurora in Capri, Italy. At around 11 p.m., patrons' quiet dinner (dinner at 11 p.m.? What do they do in Italy, just eat nonstop around the clock?) was interrupted when one of Carey's songs started blasting. In walked the Glitter Queen herself, along with her billionaire fiancé James Packer. The pair is currently vacationing in the Mediterranean on Packer's yacht with Carey's two kids.

Sources said that it seemed like Carey brought her own playlist, because the restaurant kept playing her songs all night. According to the source, someone at Carey's table asked for a "more upbeat" song, at which point Carey's hit "Fantasy" started playing, and everyone got up to dance.

The source added, "She was in a great mood and was nice to everyone, even posing for some pictures with some kids." That's good, because no one wants to be around an angry diva.

MTV announced the nominees for the Video Music Awards on July 26, and Beyoncé is leading the pack with a whopping 11 nominations. The VMAs will air on August 28th, and based on the list of nominees, everyone who's anyone right now will be there.Queen Bey's epic visual album, "Lemonade," was nominated for Best Longform Video and basically every creative category, and "Formation" was nominated as a standalone vid.

Adele came in second, with eight nominations. Her single "Hello" is up for Video of the Year. Drake's bizarre Dad Dance extravaganza "Hotline Bling" is also up for the award, as are Justin Bieber's "Sorry" and Kanye West's very NSFW "Famous" (for which some think West should be sorry).

Here are all the big nominees, so you can start psyching yourself up for the event that brought us such crucial cultural milestones as "Miley what's good?" and "Imma let you finish."

VIDEO OF THE YEAR

Adele - 'Hello' - Director: Xavier Dolan

Beyoncé – 'Formation' - Director: Melina Matsoukas

Drake – 'Hotline Bling' - Director: Director X

Justin Bieber – 'Sorry' - Director: Parris Goebel

Kanye West – 'Famous' - Director: Kanye West

BEST FEMALE VIDEO

Adele – 'Hello' - Director: Xavier Dolan
Beyoncé – 'Hold Up' - Director: Jonas Åkerlund, Beyoncé Knowles Carter
Sia – 'Cheap Thrills' - Director: Lior Molcho
Ariana Grande – 'Into You' - Director: Hannah Lux Davis
Rihanna ft. Drake – 'Work' (short version) - Director: Director X

BEST MALE VIDEO

Drake – 'Hotline Bling' - Director: Director X
Bryson Tiller – 'Don’t' - Director: Cris
Calvin Harris ft. Rihanna – 'This Is What You Came For' - Director: Emil Nava
Kanye West – 'Famous' - Director: Kanye West
The Weeknd – 'Can’t Feel My Face' - Director: Grant Singer

BEST COLLABORATION

Beyoncé ft. Kendrick Lamar – 'Freedom' - Director: Beyoncé Knowles Carter, Kahlil Joseph
Fifth Harmony ft. Ty Dolla $ign – 'Work From Home' - Director: Director X
Ariana Grande ft. Lil Wayne – 'Let Me Love You' - Director: Grant Singer
Calvin Harris ft. Rihanna – 'This Is What You Came For' - Director: Emil Nava
Rihanna ft. Drake – 'Work' (short version) - Director: Director X

BEST HIP HOP VIDEO

Drake – 'Hotline Bling' - Director: Director X
Desiigner – 'Panda' - Director: Paul Geusebroek
Bryson Tiller – 'Don’t' - Director: Cris
Chance The Rapper featuring Saba – 'Angels' - Director: Austin Vesely
2 Chainz – 'Watch Out'” - Director: Motion Family

BEST POP VIDEO

Adele – 'Hello' - Director: Xavier Dolan
Beyoncé – 'Formation' - Director: Melina Matsoukas
Justin Bieber – 'Sorry' - Director: Parris Goebel
Alessia Cara – 'Wild Things' - Director: Aaron A
Ariana Grande – 'Into You' - Director: Hannah Lux Davis

BEST ROCK VIDEO

All Time Low – 'Missing You' - Director: Patrick Tracy
Coldplay – 'Adventure Of A Lifetime' - Director: Mat Whitecross
Fall Out Boy ft. Demi Lovato – 'Irresistible' - Director: Wayne Isham
twenty one pilots – 'Heathens' - Director: Andrew Donoho
Panic! At The Disco – 'Victorious' - Director: Brandon Dermer

BEST ELECTRONIC VIDEO

Calvin Harris & Disciples – 'How Deep Is Your Love' - Director: Emil Nava
99 Souls ft. Destiny’s Child & Brandy – 'The Girl Is Mine' - Director: Ludovic Zuili / Simon Bouisson
Mike Posner – 'I Took A Pill In Ibiza' - Director: Jon Jon Augustavo
Afrojack – 'SummerThing!' - Director: Sam Sneed
The Chainsmokers ft. Daya – 'Don’t Let Me Down' - Director: Marcus Kuhne

BREAKTHROUGH LONG FORM VIDEO

Florence + The Machine – The Odyssey
Beyoncé – Lemonade
Justin Bieber – PURPOSE: The Movement
Chris Brown – Royalty
Troye Sivan – Blue Neighbourhood Trilogy

BEST NEW ARTIST Presented by Taco Bell®

Bryson Tiller
Desiigner
Zara Larsson
Lukas Graham
DNCE

Read the rest of the nominees (and vote!) over at MTV.

Get ready to retch because, according to new research, cockroach milk is going to be the superfood of the future. Did you even know cockroaches produce milk? Are you disgusted now that you do know? The Pacific beetle cockroach, the only species of cockroach that gives birth to live babies, makes a sort-of-milk-type-thing to feed its embryos before they are born.

A group of scientists in India have discovered that cockroach milk is four times as nutritious as cow's milk, and they believe it could be an effective protein supplement. Sanchari Banerjee, the head of this useful (if nightmarish) study, told Times of India, "The crystals are like a complete food—they have proteins, fats and sugars. If you look into the protein sequences, they have all the essential amino acids."

Another scientist, Professor Ramaswamy, said of the bug secretions, "It's time-released food. If you need food that is calorifically high, that is time released and food that is complete, this is it."

Rather than trying to milk the cockroaches directly (retch), scientists are trying to find a way to replicate the protein crystals in the lab. So you can put away your tiny bucket and tell the kids they can sleep in: no milking the cockroaches for them just yet.

Advice columnist Coleen Nolan hears stories about relationships in peril all the time writing the "Dear Coleen" column for The Mirror, but it is hard to top (or bottom) this one desperate wife's story. This woman wrote in because her husband seems to have a bad habit of sleeping with other men when he is drunk or high—including a dude who is due to get married soon. To a woman. A woman who is their friend.

But don't worry, her husband says he is not gay or bi (not that there's anything wrong with that).

My husband went to Magaluf on a stag week recently and when he got back he confessed that he’d got drunk and slept with another man, blaming the fact that he was “so out of it”.

He told me he woke up and screamed when he realised he was in a hotel bed with this guy lying next to him.

But he also admitted he’d got very drunk on another occasion and slept with the groom (his friend), who surprisingly enough isn’t angry and just said: “It’s just a bunch of stuff that happened. I’m not bothered I slept with you, we did it and that’s it.”

My husband told me he isn’t gay or bi, and that it was simply down to overdoing it on the stag week in terms of drink and drugs, and that he regrets it. We have a four-year-old son and my husband is a very good dad.

He told me he wants to work on our marriage, and I want to be able to forgive him, but it feels hard and I don’t know how I’m going to be able to do it.

His friend’s wedding is in a week’s time and my husband and his friend want to keep what happened secret from the bride, but I’m not sure about that.

What’s your advice?

Thankfully, Coleen is a pro and doesn't have the knee-jerk "GIRL, LEAVE HIS ASS" reaction that you probably just had. Instead she was pretty rational and gave some good advice, which is probably why she has this job in the first place.

First of all, I don’t think you should tell the bride to be. I think it’s up to her fiance to tell her. The chances are she’ll shoot the messenger and still marry him anyway.

You have enough to deal with, so focus on yourself and your marriage.

It does sound like a big drunken, drug-fuelled mess, but if you want to work on saving your marriage, then that’s your decision.

Of course you’re going to find it hard though. The trouble with confessions is that while they unburden the confessor, the problem is dumped on the other person to deal with – and how do you do that?

In your case the positives are these: he was honest with you about what happened straight away and he’s reassured you that he’s not gay or bisexual (just a drunken fool).

You obviously need to set some boundaries now – number one is that you don’t want him going on any more stag dos because you can’t trust him in that environment, and he shouldn’t mind about that.

He should probably put some distance between himself and the groom to give you the space to work things out.

You might even need some relationship counseling to help you work out whether you can forgive him and move on.

All you can do is give it your best shot and, if you realize you can’t get past what he did, then at least you’ll know you tried your very best before walking away.

Of course, naysayers may argue that when most people are accused of "being a drunken fool," it means they were singing too loudly and throwing up on the sidewalk. Those offenses don't seem quite on par with that this woman's husband did, but what do I know? I'm no Coleen Nolan.

Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher may be celebrities, but their adorable love story has all the beats of a hometown love story. The two were friends as teens, stayed in touch through their twenties via AOL Instant Messenger, acknowledged their mutual hotness to become "friendz with benz," which ultimately tumbled into being married with kids. Kunis went on The Late Show with James Corden and filled in this timeless tale with the Hollywood specifics that make this love story uniquely theirs: homework on set, rekindling the flame at an award show, and not learning the lessons of their own movies.

The two ultimately took it "from the friend zone to the end zone," with a daughter and a pregnancy to prove it. Allow this happy ending to fuel your favorite TV-couple fan fiction, even if it took Jackie and Kelso/Mila and Ashton years to come true.

Hawks: are they vicious predators, or adorable camera hogs? As you can see in this weather cam footage from Lincoln, Nebraska, they're both. This hawk, which the news team uncreatively called "Mr. Hawk," took some time out of his busy schedule of clutching small mammals in his talons to goof around on video.

Let us know if you ever fly to Hollywood, Mr. Hawk. You'd look great in pictures, and we have plenty of rodents for you to eat.

In an interview on Kim's website/app "Inner Circle" (from the Latin "pay for my content, please"), Chrissy Teigen revealed that she and husband John Legend got into "the biggest fight at Kim and Kanye’s wedding that you’ve ever seen in your whole life.”

Who could be upset in the presence of that magnificent flower wall?

Somewhere in the background of this pic, either Chrissy or John had one too many. Teigen admitted it was an alcohol-related row, and that's when KK realized she fought with Kanye at Chrissy's wedding:

I didn’t go. [North] was just born and I was so fat, and I had nothing to wear, so then [Kanye] kept texting me, ‘Babe, this is the most beautiful wedding,’ ‘Babe, this is so pretty. I really wish you were here at Lake Como.' Literally a play-by-play text.

"We got into the biggest fight," she continued. "Just stop texting me. Go enjoy the wedding, you’re making me feel so bad!”

Right?! Jeez Kanye, it was too late for her to go, stop adding to the major FOMO! This is the most relatable Kim has ever been.

No matter what your giddy liberal friend saw on Twitter this morning, conservative pundit Sean Hannity did not throw a massive hissy fit in a Philly Wawa while insulting black people. He did have a meatball sub. BUT, even Hannity called the meaty rumor that went around on the morning of July 26 "a great story," so let's examine how it fooled so many people. It started with a caller to a morning radio show, fresh off the first night of the Democratic National Convention in Philadelphia.

Following the murmurs, the Twitter account @EmoNegro1 went on a rant that is about as true as most viral Twitter stories. That is to say, not true at all. But as far as fan fiction about Sean Hannity having a crazy racist meltdown in a Wawa, go, it was a masterpiece. Here are the highlights:

Why would this fool anyone, you ask? Well, besides the radio caller, the internet did have proof that Hannity was at a Wawa on Tuesday morning.

It wasn't just that guy. Hannity was practically beaming with pride over his meatball sub (to be fair, Wawa meatball subs are great and you can disagree with everything Sean Hannity stands for and still agree that he made the 100% absolute right call on his sandwich).

The tweeter who snapped that photo evidence was reluctant to get in the middle of the battle that followed, however.

Why is everyone certain it's fake? Well, for one, @EmoNegro1 has the phrase "#SATIRE" in his bio. Again: "#SATIRE." Furthermore, any crowded Wawa full of angry people screaming and booing at Sean Hannity would also be full of cell phones recording angry people screaming and booing at Sean Hannity.

Admitting it was a great yarn, Sean "Lumpy" Hannity set the story straight (and made sure everyone knew he has a tough bodyguard).

On Monday night, First Lady Michelle Obama kicked off the Democratic National Convention by delivering a passionate speech, touching on the issues facing America today and throwing magnificent shade on Donald Trump without ever saying his name. Reactions to the speech have been overwhelmingly positive, but none more so than that from Michelle's husband. Barack Obama. The president (of America). That guy.

In one tweet, he manages to be romantic, patriotic, and presidential. At the risk of stepping out of line, here's hoping he got laid last night. And as for Michelle, we're just waiting for her to announce her candidacy. Not for president. (I wouldn't wish that on anybody.) For queen.

Hank and Helen Kawecki officially take the prize for having the worst grandson ever. They are being evicted from their home in Thousand Oaks, a community just outside Los Angeles, because their grandson sold it out from under them to cover his own debts.

He's pretty much the definition of human garbage.

What had happened was that Hank and Helen ran into some money trouble, and they asked their grandson how they would go about getting a loan. He said he would take care of it for them. They give him the deed to the house, and he proceeded to con the most adorable elderly couple ever out of thousands of dollars, and ultimately their home.

Doug Emerson, their neighbor, first tipped Hank and Helen off about their monster grandson. He noticed realtors showing the house while the grandson took Hank and Helen out for a Sunday afternoon drive. He did some investigating and told Fox's Good Day LA:

He [the grandson] took out a loan of $360,000 then he took out another loan for $65,000. Then, he went to another mortgage broker, packaged those and took out another loan for $47,400 and he didn’t make any payments on that. That started the foreclosure going.

Now the couple is forced to come up with the money or vacate the house. Emerson started a GoFundMe page to help Hank and Helen out, but they haven't raised enough to stay in the home. A judge is reviewing their case to potentially extend their eviction. Charges have been brought against the grandson, who nobody has heard from since Hank and Helen received their eviction notice.

Hank is holding out hope. He said:

I’m hoping something will happen that we can get it [the house] back. I don’t know how, but you never know. Maybe the man upstairs will help us out.

Stop Hank, you're breaking our hearts.

Unfortunately, this isn't unique to Hank and Helen. Financial fraud is the number one type of abuse against the elderly, and it's usually from someone they know personally, just like Hank and Helen's good-for-nothing grandson. Here's hoping he gets what's coming to him.

John Bradley, also known as maester-in-training Samwell Tarly, is the latest Game of Thronescast member to fall victim to a borderline cruel prank at the hands of HBO's showrunners. Sandwiched between Hodor and Davos during a roundtable on Conan, Bradley told a story about one unfortunate costume.

Apparently, Bradley received a script from Weiss and Benioff that described Sam's first on-screen trip to his home in Horn Hill. His script read:

We see Sam dressed for dinner. Sam is now resplendent in a bright purple frock coat, pink tights, pink slip-on shoes, and a pink box hat.

Since Sam is a noble-born boy, and perhaps wore silly clothes at his home in Horn Hill, Bradley's suspicions weren't aroused. Sure, he thought, this makes sense for Sam. Perhaps surprised that the prank was going over so well, his bosses had Bradley go to a fitting in Belfast. The result is best described as Henry VIII on acid (with a silly codpiece).

As Bradley points out, the guys behind Game of Thrones aren't afraid to waste some of their budget when it's absolutely crucial, like making him look like an idiot. This bodes well for season seven.

The Rio 2016 Olympics are almost here, and even though the athletes are highly discouraged from juicing, that doesn't mean the local drug dealers can't use the event to brand their wares. Fans planning on staying alert for even the lesser events can look forward to this cocaine!

Complete with the Olympic rings and "Rio 2016" logo (perfect for collectors and people who are unsure what year it is), this bag of drugs comes with a warning:

"Use Away From Children."

Thank you, responsible drug dealers! Sometimes when you get all yayed out, it can be hard to remember that illegal drugs are for adults only.

Foodles Productions, a Disney subsidieary company involved with Star Wars: The Force Awakens,pleaded guilty on Tuesday in relation to Harrison Ford breaking his leg on set. If things had occurred slightly differently, Ford could have sustained much worse injuries or even been killed during the accident. Apparently he walked onto the set of the Millennium Falcon, and its metal hydraulic door activated, pinning him and breaking his leg.

That means had it pinned his head or neck, he could've been killed. During the case, it was revealed that the Falcon's door weighs as much as a small car. So it would have taken the Force or the strength of an actual Wookiee to lift it from Ford. He did recover, because he can walk away from freak accidents from the Millennium Falcon and plane crashes.

Disney's production company shouldn't have a problem paying the fines related to the set incident, since the movie took in over $2 billion at the box office.

Though Hail Caesar! star Alden Ehrenreich was officially cast to play a young version of Han Solo in an upcoming Star Wars movie [Ed. note: He is genuinely incredible in Hail Caesar!, so good for him], the team at Lucasfilm auditioned literally thousandsof actors for the role. Some of them apparently* included Melissa McCarthy, Curtis "50 Cent" Jackson, and Adam Sandler.

It's honestly just worth it for Jeff Goldblum.

*Fictionally for the purposes of comedy.

Sometimes leaving a bad review on Yelp can backfire, and other times it can lead to being sued. That's exactly what one dentist in New York City is doing to former (we're assuming) patients who leave particularly scathing reviews on Yelp.

Dr. Nima Dayani has filed at least four lawsuits against people who have left negative Yelp reviews, claiming that the language used is defamatory, and that the reviews have harmed his business over time.

One such patient being sued is Mary Rohs, who wrote in her review:

Of the total TWO HOURS FIFTEEN MINUTES I was there, I think I was speaking to Dr. Dayani for about 30 minutes of that whole time... The rest was spent in his chair, without being offered a water or a magazine... He couldn’t help determine what was bothering me. I left with a mouth full of pain and a recommendation to see my dentist for a possible cavity.

Forget that Mary sounds like a nightmare—bring your own reading material—​Yelp doesn't feel like she, and others like her, deserve to be sued.

Yelp stepped in by putting a warning on Dr. Dayani's page, telling potential reviewers that Dayani might go and sue their asses.

In a statement to Buzzfeed, Yelp said:

When you as a consumer share your honest opinion in some type of public way on Yelp or otherwise, it can mean negative reviews. Businesses, rather than responding diplomatically or using feedback to improve operations, go out and hire a lawyer waging that the consumer who wrote this review is more likely to pull the review off than hire a defense attorney and defend themselves. By merely threatening, it doesn’t take going to court to bully the person in order for that business to censor the user.

What does Dr. Dayani think about all this? He wrote in court documents:

[Rohs] accused me of malpractice by saying I didn’t diagnose her... When you are publicly accusing someone of malpractice, you are damaging their reputation.

Whatever the case may be, we still hate going to the dentist, and threats of lawsuits just makes the experience more frightening.