Aaron Paul raised the bar for everyone in a relationship by giving the best possible birthday gift to his wife, Lauren, who turned 30 this year. Did he surprise her with breakfast in bed?? A Yankee Candle and a Sephora gift card??? Even better, if you can imagine it. The 37-year-old Breaking Bad star secretly invited all of his wife's closest friends to travel to Thailand with the couple, and had them surprise her in a Hong Kong airport.

He posted a video of the big reveal on Instagram and clearly she did not see this coming, because she promptly freaked out and burst in to tears. Happy tears! Probably. Although you can decide for yourself:

What do you think? Is she crying because she's so happy and excited? Or is she crying because she hates surprises and was hoping for a Yankee candle and a Sephora gift card?

Hopefully it's happy tears, because Paul wrote in the caption:

Nothing beats having the greatest friends on the planet surprising your wife on her birthday in Hong Kong to head off to Thailand together for her birthday. I love you so much my pretty little bird. So happy you were born. Also, Thailand, I love you so much already.

At least one of them definitely enjoyed this amazing gift!

The house from Full House that defined your childhood has been snatched off the market. But don't worry, it's staying in the family. The buyer is Jeff Franklin, whose name you may have seen before:

Franklin, the executive producer of both Full House and the Netflix revival Fuller House, has purchased the iconic San Francisco home for around $4 million, according to The Hollywood Reporter. He tweeted today:

The Tanner family would be thrilled.

“I wanted the family to live in one of those classic Victorian homes,” Franklin told The Hollywood Reporter on choosing the Victorian home for the Tanner family nearly 30 years ago. “For some reason, that one jumped out at me. There were lots of candidates but that was the winner.”

Here he is proudly showing off his new (old) digs:

As we learned when the house went up for sale in May, it's actually super-fancy and looks nothing like the sitcom set on the inside. But that could change under Franklin's ownership. He already painted​ the previously-green door red, as it was on the show. “It will be a lot more fun for the fans because now the house will look like the Tanners really live there,” he said. “It’s a gift to the fans but it’s also fun for me to own it.”

He is even planning a slumber party with the entire cast on the show’s 30th anniversary next September. “I hope to bring the cast up to the house and have a big slumber party here so people can drive by and actually see the Tanner family living there for one whole day,” he said. “That would be pretty fun.”

You gotta hand it to this guy. He really loves Full House.

Thursday marked a new first for the Mall of America: the option to take a photograph with a black Santa.

"This is a long time coming," said Landon Luther, the co-owner of the mall's Santa Experience, according to the Star Tribune. The search for a black Santa signifies the mall's desire to give children who aren't white an opportunity to see a Santa that looks like them. "We want Santa to be for everyone, period," Luther said of the decision. And while the action might feel small or way overdue, it's also a positive sign of proactive inclusiveness amidst a current political climate that has sent a message of intolerance to many Americans.

The hunt for a diverse Santa wasn't an easy one, which is not shocking considering that for centuries Saint Nick has been marketed to Americans exclusively as a white man with rosy cheeks. But in the end they found him. While at a Santa convention in Branson, MO (there truly is a convention for everything), Santa Sid, a veteran Santa at the Mall Of America, found the only non-white Kris Kringle present: Larry Jefferson.

Jefferson, a seasoned Santa impersonator from Irving, Texas, decided to make history and sign a contract for a four-day stint taking pictures with kids and passing out candy canes in Minnesota. And if your heart is still feeling cold this holiday season, just hear was Jefferson has to say about being a black Santa: "I’m just a messenger to bring hope, love and peace to girls and boys. Anybody can be Santa; it’s what’s in your heart.”

Dang, good luck being a grinch after that.

ICYMI, Amanda Seyfried is expecting her first child, with fiancé Thomas Sadoski. Apparently, a common side effect of pregnancy is heightened senses. And in Seyfried's case, her sense of smell is so strong she claims she can smell electricity."I swear to god I can smell the TV," said the Mean Girls star, seriously, in a new interview with Refinery29."There’s this static-y, metal-y scent. Do you know what I'm talking about?" (The interviewer apparently did not know what she was talking about.)

As you may remember, Seyfried's endearingly ditzy character in Mean Girls, Karen Smith, also had some pretty weird special powers. Like this one:

Also, her boobs could predict the weather.

She has a fifth sense!

Karen Smith is a fictional character. Amanda Seyfried is not Karen Smith. And yet...

Ability to smell electricity is not Seyfried's only pregnancy super power. She also is not experiencing any nausea. Good for her! Like any superhero, though, she has an Achilles' heel. "The only thing I can’t tolerate is body odor,” she said. “Normally, it’s fine — I know it’ll pass or I can leave the room — but I cannot tolerate it anymore. I have a hard time with that."

So if you plan on hanging out with Amanda Seyfried anytime soon, make sure to deodorize—yourself, and also your television.

You may have missed it when the video first came out this summer, but in the initial seconds of Fergie's "M.I.L.F. $," the camera follows a larger-than-life milk bottle that is attached to the hood of a milk delivery truck as it drives down the road. On the bottle, the phrase "Mom's I'd Like To Follow" are written.

And though the message only gets a few seconds of screen time before the beat starts and the focus changes, the new meaning of M.I.L.F. is something that Fergie is championing still today. "It feels good to feel sexy and have a good time but also be a good example," said the singer in an interview with People magazine.

What does it mean to be a follow-worthy mom? Fergie elaborated on a few things a mom could do to inspire others: "growing an organic garden or doing yoga or having a yoga retreat; there are different ways, like being a female politician." Despite the fact that half of those ideas have to do with yoga (I guess Fergie's got a lot of respect for yogis?), I do have to say that I respect that she's being vocal about owning the difficult duality of being a mother and a sexual human being.

Being a mom who's a pop star or sex icon (the two are essentially inextricable these days) is a more dramatic dichotomy to straddle than perhaps say, being a lawyer who is also a mother, but the fact is that women's bodies are often devalued and dismissed once they become mothers. So Fergie's confidence to say that she's all of these things: a pop star, a mother, and someone who values a good namaste, is an important call for a more complex female narrative.

Fergie's new album, Double Duchess, is slated to come out in early 2017, which she says will contain a full range of genres, emotions and subjects. "There’s so much vulnerability on my album that I just wanted people to know that it’s not just one thing." Which is to say: nobody puts Fergie in a corner.

Despite thousands of TV sitcoms and romantic comedies about dating, our species still knows very little about how to properly woo one other. Specifically, a great many don't know how to behave on a date, or even how to prepare for one. You might find it extremely helpful, then, that some people who have had at least one successful romance took to Reddit to explain what's absolutely crucial to do on a date.​

1. In a perfect world, those shouldn't be "forgotten," beharambehappy.

Clean the forgotten places. Ears, nose, feet, bellybutton.

2. Scutterbum's plan allows for both romance and extra eating: always a recipe for success.

Make it a short date. For example go to a cafe. If it's not going well, it will end naturally after the coffee & croissant. If it's going well, go for a stroll and find something to eat and turn it into a proper date. Saves awkwardness and money if you date a lot.

3. And with this plan, tm1087, you can probably also score a sandwich.

When I was single, I often did lunch dates. No one feels stressed out about lunch and if it goes bad it was just lunch and you get back to work.

If it goes great, it was just an hour and get back to work. You'll feel rejuvenated and the rest of the day will be better.

4. Early and often, per Octob2016.

Wipe your ass even if you didn't just use the restroom.

5. TheRealSilverBlade says it's not a contest.

Don't talk about any of your exes. Even if your date brings it up, try to work around it.

6. Xstasy14 says it is a contest.

Always find something active to do, competition doesn't hurt. An arcade is a good spot even if youre older.

7. Question everything, says Arch_Stanton_.

Ask about her life more than you talk about yours.

8. No way is DeezGingyNutz telling the truth, but go ahead, raise a stink.

I've farted on every date, and been told every time how brave it was to do so. If a girl if scared off by that, she's not a keeper.

9. SKNE, really? You have to tell guys this?

Brush teeth. Floss. Stand in front of mirror and groom. Pluck those two inch stay hairs on your ears.

10. SurfingNinjas is apparently not the kind of person who stays winded hours after a run, so good on them.

Go for a quick run or get in a weight lifting session earlier in the day. It always boosts my confidence and at the end of the day even if the date goes poorly at least I did something to better my overall health.

11. Storm_Shadow8452 recommends following a simple, very loaded acronym.

Don't talk about RAPE. Religion Abortion Politics Economics. Unless you're both comfortable in the topics leading up to those points. This can mostly be applied to meeting their parents as well.

12. User lady_speedstick is some kind of millionaire or something who owns multiple towels.

Have clean towels on hand in case they sleep over and want to shower in the morning. Basically do not own only one towel.

13. Madkeepz says just to let the magic happen. If the magic is supposed to happen.

Don't set your mind to "try to hook up", but rather "go out and have a blast with this girl/dude". If shit's gonna happen, it will happen on it's own

14. User epiphone_fan1 recommends clean sheets, which is something you should probably have already.

Clean your apartment, fresh sheets on the bed. If you end up bringing your date home, you want them to be comfortable, perhaps even impressed at how well you have your shit together

15. What is this, FrankiesOnVacation, a job interview or a date?

Get good rest!! Eat well that day and stay hydrated. Having low energy for a date is faux pas at best, and a turn off at worst.

Bring mints, a condom, and 50% more money than you'd expect to spend. Don't spend it, just have it.

Wear nice, clean shoes.

Get a nice haircut, trim your face and shave your balls. Don't use the same razor. Or do, whatever.

Chat her up like shes your friend. You're already on a date, you don't have to be super impressive, just comfortable and attractive. Sprinkle in some more intimate jokes or innuendo so she knows you're still into it. Get to know her sense of humor and abuse that knowledge.

Be yourself. Don't be a puppet, or a character. You won't make it past 3 months doing that, it gets tiring fast.

Most dads see fatherhood as a way of amusing themselves. If they're not telling "dad jokes," they're lying to their kids for no reason other than laughing at their childlike gullibility. Here are some dads who revealed to Reddit the hilarious and amazing lies they kept their kids believing for way too long.

1. Some people, like getut's kids, are just so touchy about spontaneous amputation.

When both my kids lost their first tooth, I always tell them just wait till you lose your baby fingers and baby toes. You go for weeks with just little nubs.

2. If you're a parent, odds are you'll try this one from pheothz today.

My parents convinced my sister and I that it was illegal to talk in the car.

Worked on my sister until she was about 10.

3. The father of kissitallgoodbye found a way to make a cool scar even more awesome.

My dad has this weird scar on his hip/side. When we were little he said it was from fighting a dinosaur. Then it was from fighting a bear when we called him out on the dinos.

4. The one thing more terrifying than FluffyBunnyVampire's tree sharks? Ocean woodpeckers.

When my two sons were very young (say 5 or 6), we lived in a small apartment complex which had a small forested area directly behind it. Because my kids had a habit of disappearing when allowed to play outside, I told them to be especially careful in the forest or they would be eaten by tree sharks.

I further explained that these were like land bound piranha that lived in trees like squirrels and would drop on their heads when they weren't looking. It worked and they refused to even walk close to the trees in the backyard the entire time we lived there.

It eventually became a long running joke that continued well after we moved out of that complex.

They figured it out somewhere around age 12 or 13 when my now wife/then girlfriend looked confused when they told her she needed to start paying attention to the branches above her while we were out hiking.

5. Unfortunately this add-on from DipsophobicAlcoholic's dad still isn't street legal. Or real.

My dad convinced me there was an "ah woo gah" button in his car. Whenever I would press to button he yelled "ah woo gah." I had no idea it was him for longer than I care to admit too...

6. PainKiller35 used the Force the way it should be used: for lying.

My 5 year old actively believes I can use the force. Been shutting doors with my foot while waving my hands at them. Hasn't caught on yet.

7. But in reality, tbn904's father was the Blue Power Ranger.

My dad convinced me he was the green power ranger when I was 3 and I believed it for years. He traveled for work and told me that's when he had to fulfill his power ranger duties

8. It was a veritable Bananarama in printsinthestone's backyard.

I'm not a dad, but when I was a kid (3 or 4), I "planted" some banana slices in our back garden one morning. When I went back after lunch, my dad had put a branch in the ground, and sellotaped a load of bananas to it. I was blown away - but also noticed the sellotape. My father's response? "Sellotape grows on banana trees, that's how we get it". I must have believed that for about three years.

9. Kids hate toilets, and Desdraftlit turned that hate into respect.

I convinced my twin daughters that there were no more diapers in the world; and because of said shortage is why they had to learn to go potty on the toilet.

There were many tears, but after two days I got them trained at the same time.

10. All bad news should be delivered in the jaunty way suggested by highlandnilo.

That the music an ice cream van plays is a warning meaning they have run out of ice cream. If you're reading this kids, it is true :-)

11. And yet, hammy1227, that's what tomato soup is.

My dad knew that I didn't like tomatoes so when he made tomato soup that first time he told me it was "ketchup soup" so I would eat it. I thought that was what it was called until I was 16, tried ordering it at a restaurant and they were like wtf is that.

12. This bit from Kardis331 might as well be true. Who the hell knows what a hippo says anyway?

My daughter had a bunch of toy animals in this zoo play set. We were playing with them one day and I had the hippopotamus . She asked me what the hippo said so I went "Hippo Hippo." Well it stuck, she kept thinking they said that for another 5 years or so and we still joke about it now that she is 12.

13. andillfakeyouout's dad is just a big ol' pumpkinhead.

Every year when I was a kid, my sister and I used to find giant pumpkins in the field behind our house around Halloween-time. We were always so excited...it was like a little holiday on its own, and we always used to think that they grew there, which made us even more excited. Anyways, in high school, we found out that my dad bought the pumpkins and put them there each year when we were at school. Broke our hearts.

14. ishatonmybed has the rare kids who actually brush without complaint. And floss.

That if you don't brush your teeth before bed, the Tooth Fairy comes in the middle of the night and shits in your mouth, which is why it tastes so yuck and your breath smells.

15. Elsrick invented rainbow cows.

I had my son convinced for almost 2 years that colored cows ran by the house sporadically and I would milk them for their colored milk.

In reality I'd just add blue, green, red, or yellow food coloring to good old milk.

16. Jizzlobber42 got all the cookies. Forever. He is a hero.

I told my kids that the chocolate chips in the cookies were actually my boogers, and that's just how they come out after being cooked. My kids still won't eat chocolate chip cookies and they are now 22 and 17 years old. I am fucking awesome

Have you ever wondered what Smash Mouth's hit single "All Star" would sound like if every other word was replaced with the word "bee" from Bee Movie and also the Seinfeld instrumentals are laid over it?

Me neither. But the point of Twitter personality James Neilssen's strange remixes and mashups isn't that the people asked for them, it's that he wanted to make them. We've all heard the song enough times to know that it doesn't make sense not to live for fun, and boy is Neilssen really living out that mantra with these inventions.

His first version of the song is composed entirely of the word "somebody," the first word of the song. (Who am I kidding, you know that.)

And it only gets weirder from there! Next up, he gave us a warped version where the song gets 15% faster every time Steve Harwell says the word "the." It's good for when you want to increase your heart rate.

Here's one where the vocals get higher while the instrumentals get lower. It makes you feel like you're melting!

And why not put every other word in reverse? You'll still be able to sing along because you know it by heart.

And the most recent gem with which Neilssen has blessed us is the bizarre Bee Movie/Seinfeld/"All Star" mashup mentioned above. What can I say, people are really liking it!

Based on his Twitter feed, Neilssen seems to have an interest both in Bee Movie and Shrek (for which "All Star" is the main theme). I'm not sure if it's a sincere love for these movies, or a joke, but I don't think it's even productive to ask. Who knows what fuels the creative mind of these insane videos.

With over 44K followers, Neilssen is proof that following your bliss is the best way to harness your creativity and use your unique outlook on life. And hey, maybe along the way you'll find some fans who think it's really funny when you do weird stuff to Smash Mouth's biggest hit track. You know what they say, only shooting stars break the moo-oh-oold. (I'm sorry, I had to.)

Emma Stone could have been on one of your favorite '90s TV shows if she hadn't totally botched her audition. The freakishly likeable actress appeared onThe Tonight Show on Thursday and recounted that time she showed up to an open call for All That completely unprepared. Stone improvised her way through the audition, but it wasn't enough to land her a role on the sketch show.

Oh, what could have been!

You have to hand it to a 12-year-old Stone— for making up characters on the spot, she had some pretty hilarious ideas. Maybe she should take that possessed babysitter bit on the road.

Luckily, it seems that things have worked out for Oscar-nominated actress, even though she probably would have been awesome doling out vital information for your every day life or serving food alongside Kel Mitchell at Good Burger.

If you've ever gotten a blaring alert to your phone, looked up, and seen that everyone else in the room is trying desperately to silence their own device as well, you've had experience with the Warning, Alert, and Response Network (WARN) Act, passed by Congress in 2006.

Stephen Colbert has some rather uncomfortable information about it.

These Wireless Emergency Alerts (WEAs) have so far only been used to send Amber Alerts or warn of some other impending emergency. But there's one more function for them. The WARN Act allows the president to issue WEAs, too.

And while you can turn off Amber Alerts, you can't with these.

"Participating carriers may allow subscribers to block all but Presidential alerts," explains New York Magazine.

As Colbert puts it, "The only person I would trust less with that technology is Anthony Weiner."

Obama never sent an alert like this, but he also never tweeted a personalized review of Saturday Night Live.

Watch Colbert's full explanation in the video above, starting around the 4:50 mark.

On Thursday night, a customarily cordial post-election forum, consisting of members of the Democratic and Republican presidential campaigns, devolved into what basically amounted to a shouting match, as Hillary Clinton's aides accused those on Donald Trump's side of running a campaign based on white supremacy.

The forum, which took place at Harvard University Kennedy's School of Government, is part of a two-day symposium that has followed every presidential election since 1972. The school's Institute of Politics hosts a meeting in which staffers from both sides sit across from each other and discuss the campaign and election that has just taken place. The gathering is typically civil, but not this year.

Trump's team praised their chief executive, Steve Bannon (who was not there), the ​former editor of racist, anti-Semitic website ​Breitbart, who will now be the nation's Chief Strategist. Jennifer Palmieri, the communications director of the Clinton team, said,

If providing a platform for white supremacists makes me a brilliant tactician, I am proud to have lost. I would rather lose than win the way you guys did.

Kellyanne Conway, Trump's campaign manager (one of three), responded by asking, “Do you think I ran a campaign where white supremacists had a platform? You're going to look me in the face and tell me that?”

As Palmieri protested, “You did, Kellyanne. You did,” Conway continued,

Do you think you could have just had a decent message for white, working-class voters? How about, it’s Hillary Clinton, she doesn’t connect with people? How about, they have nothing in common with her? How about, she doesn’t have an economic message?

Joel Benenson, Clinton strategist and pollster, added, “There were dog whistles sent out to people. . . . Look at your rallies. He delivered it.”

Conway said,

Guys, I can tell you are angry, but wow. Hashtag he’s your president. How’s that? Will you ever accept the election results? Will you tell your protesters that he’s their president, too?

(Yes, Conway does and did use "hashtag" while speaking.)

Joel Benenson also stated,

You won the electoral college, that’s the currency. But let’s also be honest. Don’t act as if you have some popular mandate for your message … the fact of the matter is that more Americans voted for Hillary Clinton than Donald Trump.

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You're not being punked: Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher welcomed their second child on Wednesday. According to E! News, Kunis gave birth to a baby boy on November 30th, completing the family of four. Mila's rep confirmed the happy news.

The new addition will serve as little brother to big sister Wyatt, who was born back in October of 2014. Wyatt is reportedly already trilingual, so baby number two definitely has some big shoes to fill if he wants to keep up. Someone get that kid Rosetta Stone STAT, he has a ton of catching up to do!

The couple has yet to reveal the baby's name, but they probably won't be going with Ashton's original suggestion. A few weeks ago, Kutcher told Conan O'Brien that he wanted to name his son "Hawkeye Kutcher," but the idea was nixed by Kunis.

Congrats to the attractive couple who should procreate as much as possible!

Beautiful people Chris Pratt and Jennifer Lawrence are currently out on a press tour for their new movie, and Chris Pratt is hoping to remind you that he wasn't always a lovable, beautiful action star, he was once a lovable, goofy comedy actor.

People apparently wanted more Jennifer Lawrence in his photos from the tour, because everyone loves to see two beautiful people of opposite genders doing stuff together, and that's why the movie Passengers is happening.

So instead of giving the people what they want, he kept the bit going on Instagram, just barely including Jennifer Lawrence in a selfie:

"Finally got that selfie with Jen y'all wanted."

And then taking a candid photo where you can't see her face. "Just hanging with my bestie Jen."

Then giving her only half a face in a group shot...

...and giving her prime position as a growth out of the side of his face.

And eventually going back to the classic, rude crop.

Viral marketing at its very best.

Thursday on The Talk, Lizzie McGuire Hilary Duff discussed the impossible standards women face in Hollywood, which is basically a publicized version of the judgments even non-famous women face.

Duff, 29, had her 4-year-old son Luca when she was 24 (the math checks out, he's due for another birthday). Discussing Jennifer Aniston speaking out about being told she was "useless" for not meeting the societal norm of breeding, Duff said how she still faced scrutiny for having a child, because when you're a woman, it's damned if you do, damned if you don't.

"I feel like I was judged for having a baby too soon, and getting married too soon and now, I’m pigeonholed for being a ‘mom,’" Duff explained, "Lots of women in the industry that don’t have a child yet are judged."

This sort of impossible standard makes it difficult for progress to be made, Duff says.

"[Women] are are the most in demand and the most desirable, but the most judged and the hardest on one another," she explained, adding "It’s so much scrutiny."

Duff aptly pointed out the double standard that nobody cares whether or not famous dudes have kids.

“Nobody cares about men’s personal lives as much as women's,” she said, which isn't fair, even if the man is the one who dresses up in an offensive Halloween costume.

At aconcert at Palacio de los Deportes in Mexico City on Wednesday, legendary rock band Guns N' Roses invited four fans on stage take out their aggression on an oversized piñata made in Donald Trump's likeness. This is pretty much the only way you can beat up the President-elect that won't land you in jail or on a bunch of FBI lists.

"Let's bring up some people and give them a f–king stick. I just want you to express yourself, however you feel," said Rose. Needless to say, no one got up there and hugged the oddly-jacked papier-maché​ Trump (seriously, they were awfully kind to depict Trump as insanely muscular rather than extremely doughy).

The piñata, which was almost as large as Trump's inflated ego, was filled with t-shirts and other band merch which was subsequently tossed out into the crowd.

Axl Rose, like most other celebrities, has been critical of Trump in the past. Most recently he attacked Trump's appointment of Jeff Sessions as Attorney General.

It was not surprising that the audience found beating the effigy of Trump with sticks cathartic. Building a wall between Mexico and the United States (and having Mexico pay for it) was the entrée of the hell-feast that was Trump's campaign, although it now seems unlikely that the wall will actually be built at all. Donald Trump kicked off his bid for the White House by calling Mexicans "rapists" and "criminals" in a speech.

Countdown to Trump's next Twitter meltdown in 3...2...

Turns out the Mannequin Challenge may have appeared on our TV screens long before any of us even knew what the Mannequin Challenge was. (Or even social media for that matter.) A scene from the popular sitcom Friendsresurfaced on the interwebs recently that shows America's favorite friends participating in their own little version of the viral internet craze.

In an episode from one of the show's later seasons, the gang is gathered around Ross and Rachel's daughter, Emma, waiting to see her crawl. When Emma won't budge, Rachel says, "Oh, you know what, I think we’re probably distracting her. Let’s everybody be still for just a minute." They all freeze, and then the camera moves to show each of them. MANNEQUIN CHALLENGE.

It really makes you wonder: Did whatever teen that supposedly "invented" the social media craze steal it from Friends? Or is this all just a crazy coincidence? (My money is on coincidence, because Friends is now considered a "vintage" TV show. Maybe the hipster teens have seen it.)

Of course, the best part is when Phoebe enters, joins her friends in standing still and then asks, "Who's painting us?" Though, let's be real, Phoebe is the best part of every scene.

Who would've guessed back in the early 2000s that Rachel, Joey, Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe would be pioneers for a viral Twitter challenge? Who even knew what Twitter was back then? How fast the world changes.

Kayla Eby is a wife and mother who knows that there is no greater joy in life than riling up your significant other with a savage prank. She devised one to play on her husband that is so hilariously evil, it will go down in internet history—not only for the prank itself, but because his reaction surpassed all expectations.

Enlisting the help of a friend's Photoshop skills, Eby sent her husband texts making him think she had unwittingly adopted a stray coyote. Not only did he totally freak the F out, he failed to catch on, no matter how obvious she made the ruse. Then she posted the entire lengthy conversation on Facebook, so everyone could enjoy it as much as she did.

Here's the full thread:

This is what love looks like.