Despite a huge online backlash, United Airlines CEO Oscar Munoz is barely apologetic for security officials violently dragging a 69-year-old Kentucky doctor off an overbooked flight on Sunday. And in a letter he sent to United employees hours after the incident, Munoz said he "emphatically" supports airline employees involved in dragging the "disruptive and belligerent" passenger off the plane, AP reports.

The passenger, who said he was a doctor on his way to see patients, had been asked to "voluntarily vacate" his seat on an overbooked flight from Chicago to Louisville. When he refused, he was aggressively dragged off by United employees, getting visibly bloodied and injured in the process.

You can watch the extremely upsetting video here:

After the video went viral and sparked mass outrage on Twitter (and a hilarious burn by Jimmy Kimmel), United CEO Oscar Munoz did issue an apology yesterday. Kind of. His official statement said:

This is an upsetting event to all of us here at United. I apologize for having to re-accommodate these customers. Our team is moving with a sense of urgency to work with the authorities and conduct our own detailed review of what happened.

"Re-accommodate?" The correct term is "violently remove." But then hours later he sent a letter to United employees in which he basically took back his half-non-apology.

"This situation was unfortunately compounded when one of the passengers we politely asked to deplane refused, and it became necessary to contact Chicago Aviation Security Officers to help," he wrote in the letter. "While I deeply regret this situation arose, I also emphatically stand behind all of you, and I want to commend you for continuing to go above and beyond to ensure we fly right."

You can read the whole letter here.

Munoz did add that "there are lessons we can learn from this experience" (umm, don't drag people off airplanes?) and he promised an "investigation." But don't hold your breath.

Gordon Bethune, the Chief Executive of United Continental Holdings (the former parent company of United Airlines), also issued a non-apology yesterday. In an interview with CNBC on Monday, he said: "Denied boarding is usually handled with a whole lot more maturity," insulting the passenger's maturity level.

Speaking of maturity levels, how hard is it to apologize, United Airlines? All you have to say is: "We're very sorry. Dragging a human being across the floor until they bleed is wrong. This will never happen again. Also, free flights for everyone until you can find it in your hearts to forgive us."

But United Airlines seems to think dragging humans across the floor is okay. So I guess we'll all just have to continue dragging them across Twitter.

Let's not mince words here— Modern Family actress Sofia Vergara is stunningly gorgeous.

And whether she is on set or on a red carpet, Vergara's makeup game is pretty much always totally on point.

On Tuesday, the actress posted a makeup-free selfie that proves Vergara is a knockout with or without makeup.

Vergara uploaded this picture onto Instagram, telling fans that she is sick in bed with a 102º fever after shooting in the rain. Oh great, now she's hotter than you in two ways.

Those lips! Those brows! Those cheeks! Ugh, I bet even her germs are pretty.

Congrats on winning the genetic lottery, Sofia, and get well soon!

If there's anything the internet loves, it's trying to figure out the hidden meanings behind the photos celebrities post on social media (especially when there might be love in the air.) This week's mystery: are Joe Jonas and Nicki Minaj secretly in love? Jonas' band DNCE and Minaj are collaborating on a song called "Kissing Strangers" together. On Monday, Jonas tweeted this photo of the band posing with Minaj to announce that it would be released on April 14.

But here's where it gets interesting. Jonas followed up the photo of the whole band with this one of just he and Minaj, where it looks like she's pulling him in for a kiss.

Obviously, the photo is a little steamy, and it sent Twitter spiraling into madness.

Some people were downright speechless, and had to use GIFs to express their many emotions.

Some demanded to know what was going on.

Others think the photo means Nicki Minaj and Joe Jonas are collaborating on more than just a music video. (Like building a quiet but beautiful life in the countryside together.)

Does this really mean Nicki Minaj and Joe Jonas are in love? It's unlikely. If anything, I think these are probably just promotional photos from their music video. But hey, this is the internet! Go on and speculate wildly!

Former Playboy bunny Kendra Wilkinson has lashed out on Instagram at the "sick fucks" who apparently criticized her for posting a photo of her 2-year-old daughter, Alijah, wearing no bathing suit top at the beach during a family vacation in Hawaii. And this mom is PISSED.

After criticism compelled Kendra to take down the initial photo, she shared this rage-fueled selfie of her flipping the bird:

In the caption, she wrote:

Wow by my last post I just exposed all you sick fucks. Sexualizing a child is NOT ok. Even I you said, what are you thinking posting that? YOU are just as bad as a pedo. All you people living in your cages, sit the fuck down and re think life. Oh wait life is already over for you. So we should be living in a cage because of sick fucks who think of children that way??? So they run our lives now. Man, this world is more fucked up than I thought. I'll go ahead and go back to my vacation while we run around naked n free.

You tell 'em, Kendra!

Despite the Instagram drama, Kendra Wilkinson and her daughter and 7-year-old son Hank Jr., 7, with husband Hank Baskett, seem to be having fun in Hawaii.

The policing of moms online (and off!) has gotten really out-of-control, and Wilkinson has a point.

That being said, it's a little surprising that a woman who lived and worked at the Playboy mansion as one of Hugh Hefner's many girlfriends is only just learning now that the world is "fucked up." Sorry you had to find out this way, Kendra. But unfortunately, it's true: People are terrible.

I don't know about you, but awkward interview moments are my favorite genre of television clips. So, you can probably imagine how much I love this clip of a reporter accidentally slapping Nicole Richie in the face.

Nicole Richie appeared on Talk Stoop With Cat Greenleaf on Sunday to talk about her new show, Great News. Greenleaf asked Richie what the greatest news she'd heard all week was, and Richie sarcastically responded that it was supposed to rain three days in L.A. Greenleaf liked the answer and went to high-five Richie, but ended up missing her target and accidentally slapping Richie in the face instead. Richie's Ray-Bans went flying off her face. (LOL, oops.)

Luckily, Nicole Richie was a good sport about getting slapped, and spent the rest of the interview cracking jokes about it.

"That was the craziest high-five of all time. I’m sorry. I’m notoriously clumsy!" Greenleaf apologized.

"I can see that. Out of my left eye only," Richie joked.

I'm glad Nicole Richie had a sense of humor about the whole thing, because that was probably the funniest video I've seen all day.

United Airlines may win hands (and body) down for the worst PR campaign of the week, but let's applaud Cosmopolitan Magazine for coming in a close second. Someone over at Cosmo Headquarters this morning posted a story about a woman who battled cancer, gained weight and then lost it. Pretty standard, inspiring story. But this is how Cosmo chose to frame it:

This tweet is all kinds of nope.

Turns out, the article is actually about a woman named Simone Harbinson from Melbourne, Australia, who was diagnosed with a rare and malignant form of cancer of the appendix. Her cancer surgery was fortunately successful, but she did gain 35 pounds, which she then lost thanks to—SPOILER ALERT—going on a diet.

So technically, the article does reveal how this woman lost weight without going to the gym. But it's also about her battle with cancer, and her recovery. And using a clickbait headline about weight loss to frame her story is pretty disrespectful to Harbinson, and to others who have had cancer.

People on Twitter, including cancer survivors, seem to agree.

After the backlash, Cosmopolitan deleted the tweet and changed the headline of the article online to something much more appropriate: "A Serious Health Scare Helped Me Love My Body More Than Ever." The magazine has not responded to requests for comment, the Observer reports.

Meanwhile: if you're looking for a way to lose 44 pounds without going to the gym or contracting a life-threatening illness, most experts recommend cutting calories. Don't call me a hero—I'm just doing my blogger duty by bringing you the untainted truth.

Most of us haven't had our parents cut our hair since we were kids (if ever), but Jaden Smith got a trim courtesy of his father Will Smith just yesterday. He doesn't look all too thrilled about it.

According to this post on the Fresh Prince actor's official Facebook page, Jaden underwent the big chop for his new movie, Life in a Year. His father serves as producer.

Getting Jaden Smith ready for the first day of filming #LifeInAYear...maybe I should’ve used scissors?!

A Twitter user uploaded a picture of Jaden with his even shorter hair and it really is quite the change.

Before

After

But hey, Jaden is the product of Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith. No matter what his hair is like, he has got those good genes working for him.

On Tuesday, Sean Spicer used his mouth instead of a shovel to start digging a hole he couldn't get out of. He compared Syrian leader Bashar al-Assad to Hitler, claiming that at least Hitler didn't use chemical weapons. Which is, of course, totally untrue, since Hitler used gas to kill millions of people, something that Sean Spicer should have learned in high school. Apparently his brain was somewhere else during the press conference, though.

In response, Jimmy Kimmel made a "Hitlarious" video of Sean Spicer's inner monologue during the press conference.

Listen closely to hear the voice of Sean Spicer's inner monologue as he asks himself, “Did I just defend Hitler? Hitler? I think I did — why did I even do that? Why even bring up the Holocaust? At press secretary school, the one rule was never defend Hitler.” Oh, Spicey, how much do you hate your job?

A Dutch TV show called Neem Je Zwemspullen Mee ("Bring Your Bathing Suit") is making headlines around the world for their super edgy version of Jimmy Kimmel's guessing game, according to BuzzFeed News.

Instead of guessing if the contestants are married or single, siblings or strangers, this show decided to indulge that age old pastime for oblivious monsters: fat or pregnant?

"New program on NPO 3. Here four men have to guess whether this woman is fat or pregnant. Fun. Really fun."

Seems fun! Do the guessers get slapped across the face if they guess wrong? Is their prize a lifetime of never-fading shame?

And in case this show seemed too classy for you, don't worry, there's also a segment where contestants guess whether a woman's breasts are real or fake. Look how hard this guy's thinking:

This may seem like par for the Howard Stern course, but this show's actually on Dutch Public Broadcasting. In America, public broadcasting created Sesame Street.

One petition against the show puts it simply: "KRO-NCRV decided that the budget of public broadcasting can be best spent... [on] a game involving women as pieces of meat."

The show creators defended their concept, saying that "the satirical setting is a way to laugh off all kinds of prejudices." That's according to The Telegraph, who called the show "shocking." The British writer of that article also acknowledged that "when it comes to trashy-sounding reality TV shows, us Brits don't exactly have much to hold our heads high about (Keith Chegwin's Naked Jungle, anyone?)."

Neither do we in America (Jersey Shore, anyone?) but at least we don't have a game where contestants guessed if Asian people were "Chinese or Japanese." Yup, it's the same show:

No, we don't have the answers.

Bryce Lacey, a 19-year-old Sam Houston State University student, was home visiting his father, Charles, a veteran of the Vietnam War, in Richmond, TX. Charles Lacey was showing his son some of his old military photos, and Bryce couldn't help but notice that there was one man who was present in nearly all the photos. Charles identified the man as Kermit Powers, a war buddy of his who he'd lost touch with a few years after the war.

It's been almost 40 years since the Lacey and Powers have spoken, so Bryce decided to use the force of the internet to see if he could help track Kermit Powers down for his father. His tweet, which included an old photo of the two friends, was retweeted almost 56,000 times. The internet got together and Nancy Drew'ed the situation, and the first clue found was an obituary for an Evelyn Kelly Powers, which mentioned a son named Kermit, of Germany.

Someone else found a LinkedIn profile for a Kermit Powers, but it didn't look like the account was used much (he was listed as "retired"). It did show that the man lived in Germany, though.

A woman found a Twitter account for a man named Kermit Powers, who did look a lot like the man in the old photos. It showed that he was retired and living in Germany, but they couldn't be sure it was the same man that Bryce's father Charles was looking for.

Then someone found a Facebook page for a man named Kermit Powers.

The Facebook account also didn't look it got much use, but Bryce sent a message anyway. And he got a response!

Speaking to BuzzFeed, Bryce said that his dad was "surprised" that he'd managed to track down and even speak to Kermit Powers. He added, "My mom will have to download Skype so they can talk." Good job, internet! See, sometimes not everything on the internet is awful.

Caitlyn Jenner reveals her take on the infamous O.J. Simpson trial in her upcoming memoirThe Secrets of My Life (real creative title, Cait), according toRadarOnline.

Jenner alleges that Robert Kardashian, her then-wife Kris Jenner's ex-husband, knew that O.J. Simpson was guilty of murdering Nicole Brown Simpson and Ronald Goldman, but defended him anyway out of bro code and jealousy.

In the book excerpts obtained by RadarOnline, Kardashian allegedly told Jenner, “I would’ve been okay with it if they had gotten him in the first trial."

While Robert Kardashian was part of the "Dream Team" that got Simpson acquitted in 1995, he was found responsible in a civil court two years later, awarding the victims' families $33.5 million for wrongful death.

“The implication was obvious that he believed O.J. was guilty,” she writes.

Kris Jenner and Nicole Brown Simpsons were best friends, so Caitlyn Jenner knew O.J. Simpson well—and hated him before it was cool.

“He was the most narcissistic, egocentric, neediest a**hole in the world of sports I had ever seen, and I had seen a lot of them,” the Olympic gold medalist writes.

Caitlyn Jenner bluntly states, “I believe he got away with two savage murders,” and reveals how that while Kris Jenner sided with her late friend, Kourtney and Kim Kardashian took their dad's side in the divorce murder trial.

“See, I told you he didn’t do it!” Kourtney apparently told Jenner on the day of the verdict.

According to RadarOnline:

Caitlyn claims she explained to her young stepdaughters that O.J. may not have been innocent — and forbid them from mentioning the accused murderer’s name in the house ever again.

Caitlyn Jenner also claims that Robert Kardashian not only defended O.J. because he was his BFF, but as a way to spite her after she married Kris.

“I wonder if it was his way of saying to her what I think she was saying to him when she married me: a big f—k you,” Caitlyn allegedly writes.

It's a shame that this wasn't covered on American Crime Story: The People vs. OJ Simpson.

Maybe Ryan Murphy will cover this dynamic in a season of Feud: Robert and Caitlyn.

In light of his recent sexual harassment scandal, Fox News host Bill O'Reilly announced on Tuesday that he'll be taking a vacation. A Fox News spokesperson said that O'Reilly would return to television on April 24, but now reports are surfacing that indicate that may not be the case.

Four sources told New York Magazine that there's talk around Fox News that O'Reilly's show Tuesday night may have been his last. It appears that the law firm that 21st Century Fox hired last year to investigate former Fox News chairman and CEO Roger Ailes is now doing a "deep dive" investigation into Bill O'Reilly's behavior. They're specifically focusing on guest Wendy Walsh's claims that she was sexually harassed by O'Reilly, which she reported through the company's anonymous hotline.

New York Magazine reports that Fox News co-president Bill Shine is working to keep O'Reilly on the air, but ultimately the decision will be made by the Murdoch family, who run 21st Century Fox and its parent company News Corp.

Two Fox News higher-ups told New York Magazine that 21st Century Fox CEO James Murdoch would like to see Bill O'Reilly taken off the air permanently, while his father Rupert (chariman and CEO of News Corp) and brother Lachlan are leaning towards keeping him around.

That same dynamic was present last summer during the Roger Ailes scandal - James wanted to take immediate action while his father Rupert resisted. That ended with James getting his way and Ailes resigning from his post as chairman and CEO.

Some Fox staffers are guessing that O'Reilly, who currently has over three dozen advertisers boycotting his show, may have a similar fate in store. Some are even saying the decision could be made before his vacation is even over.

"The assumption is that he'll exit in a non-embarrassing way," said one senior Fox News staffer.

Actress Vanessa Hudgens revealed how she slimmed back down after gaining 20 pounds for her role as pregnant teen Agnes 'Apple' Bailey in the 2013 film Gimme Shelter, and it sounds both expensive and exhausting.

According to Women's Health, Hudgens would go to SoulCycle twice a day following the film's completion, adding "Put me on a bike in a room with loud music, and I'm happy. It’s like dancing without the stress of worrying if you look good!"

Look, I've tried SoulCycle, and I will spare you the details, but I could hardly walk after my first class. Maybe I'm just a wimp, but I haven't been back since, and the mere sight of a stationary bike makes me wince. So hearing that someone pays to be tortured twice DAILY by the hot spin instructors at SoulCycle leads me to think that Vanessa Hudgens is some sort of sadist.

Also, each class is $34, so Hudgens spent approximately $68 dollars a day on workouts. That is probably peanuts to the actress, but a ton of money to the rest of us normal, non-famous folk.

Nowadays, Hudgens attends SoulCycle whenever she can squeeze in a class, but never skips yoga. Additionally, the former High School Musical star revealed that she also takes early morning Pilates classes and does circuit training. My god woman, is there any exercise that you don't regularly do?

Vanessa Hudgens also swears by a high-fat, low -arb diet that involves eating a whole avocado every day...another thing most people can't budget for. However, she also says that everyone should allow themselves a cheat day every now and then. After all, woman can not live on avocado alone.

A tweeter named Danielle Matheson blasted a photo of her cat into the internet, and it went wildly viral. This is not all that uncommon, as you know.

"Nobody has had a more productive day than my mother," wrote Matheson. Her mother had learned a magic trick from Pinterest, and quickly put it into action (caction?). Pinterest had told her that "if you put a square on the floor, the cat will get in it."

PINTEREST WAS RIGHT.

Then everyone started copying her.

PINTEREST WAS SUPER RIGHT. So go ahead, get your cat and try it out. Did it work? Waiting...

Of course it did! That's because this is actually a well documented phenomenon, although in 2014 this trick blew up with circles instead of squares.

At the time, no one really knew why the cats couldn't resist the circle trick. Here were some of the theories, compiled by the Daily Mail:

• The tape had an interesting scent the cat couldn't resist investigating.
• Cats are curious little cats, and "they are usually fascinated with anything new."
• Cats love a safe, enclosed space.

That last theory seems especially compelling, especially considering cats' love of boxes, well-documented in this article from Wired.

But no matter the reason, go get some tape and see what this trick's all about. It's the one time your cat will actually do what you want her to.

Twitter user @xadoringpaige recently thought she'd have some fun by playing a simple little prank on the social media team at Southwest Airlines. She sent them a direct message on Twitter, pretending she had a legitimate concern about her flight. By the time she got to her punchline, she must have been expecting the rep, Linnea, to get angry and stop responding to her. But she severely underestimated Linnea, and the result was viral magic.

Now that deserves a standing ovation.

The people of Twitter heartily agree.

As @xadoringpaige's tweet went viral, she decided to see if she could get something out of it.

We're guessing Southwest isn't THAT hip.

Look at these two cutie sisters. No, these two girls aren't adopted or half-sisters, —they are full sisters, who, due to the weirdness of genetics, just happen to have different skin tones. Willimina (the older girl) and Valentina (the lil' baby) have the same parents but they came out looking different from each other. That's how science sometimes works.

Pictures of this family were posted on Facebook's popular "Love What Matters" page, along with a caption written by the girls' mom.

She explained that when Willimina was born, everyone said she looked just like her dad, Cortez. So when they were expecting Valentina, their second child, she joked that maybe this baby would look just like her. But she says, "Never in a million years would I have guessed she would be born with fair skin, auburn hair, blue eyes, and truly my mini me." Apparently the only difference the older girl sees between herself and her baby sister are those "big chunky cheeks."

Their mom continued, writing:

Do I worry about them growing up in this crazy world with 'different skin colors?' No, not at all. My husband and I will raise them no differently, treat them no differently, and, most importantly, love them no differently. Kids are colorblind and love is every color of the rainbow. Genetics do crazy things and skin color doesn't matter in the eyes of children. Love is love!

And it looks like these kids from the same parents ending up with different skin tones isn't that unusual. Many people in the comments posted pictures of their families, with similar characteristics.

Genetics may be unpredictable, but like the title of the Facebook page, love is what really matters. And it looks like there's a whole lot of that in this family.

In an interview aired today with Fox Business, President Donald Trump nostalgically described the night he launched missiles at Syria like he was describing one of his wedding days.

The president goes into great detail about "the most beautiful piece of chocolate cake" he ate with Chinese president Xi Jinping at Mar-a-Lago, his Florida golf club. While Trump perfectly remembered his dessert, he slipped up regarding which country he was striking.

As quoted from a Washington Post transcript, this exchange between Trump and interviewer Maria Bartiromo really happened:

Trump: We've just launched 59 missiles heading to Iraq...

Bartiromo: Heading to Syria.

Trump: Yes...to Syria...

In Trump's defense, Mar-a-Lago has the best cake. The yugest cake. The bestest cake that makes other cakes cower in fear.

For reference, this tacky chunk of cake is what plays an important role in world affairs.

Twitter sure noticed this slip up and the jokes really take the cake.

Ha ha ha we're all going to die.