Congratulations on moving out of your parents’ basement at the same age they conceived you.

June 27, 2013, 2:28 pm

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Maybe you should consider keeping your selfies to yourself.

June 27, 2013, 2:50 pm

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This Summer Friday, let's drink our way through the guilt of actually taking a Summer Friday.

June 27, 2013, 5:01 pm

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I'm the perfect girlfriend until I actually become your girlfriend.

June 28, 2013, 5:01 am

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Sorry you're upset that three brutal murders by one of your players may impact your team's playoff chances.

June 28, 2013, 7:45 am

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I'd be more into Summer Fridays if I didn't have to work Summer Saturdays and Sundays.

June 28, 2013, 8:03 am

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Congratulations on moving into something other than a treatment facility.

June 28, 2013, 8:45 am

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The 15 best ways to support and/or make fun of the Gay Pride Parade.

June 28, 2013, 9:23 am

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It's time for the Gay Pride Parade! Break out those assless chaps and feather boas and prepare for an undignified and orgiastic celebration of human dignity! To get you ready we've got a list of our funniest Gay Pride Parade cards for you to get loud and proud about on Facebook and Twitter. Or make your own using some of our NEW user card art in our user card section.

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I'm ready to regret having sex with you.

June 28, 2013, 9:50 am

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I can't tell if you have a better life than me, or better photo filters.

June 28, 2013, 11:25 am

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Let's not spoil our great sex with friendship.

June 29, 2013, 5:01 am

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Sex with you is so good, you're the one I imagine having sex with when I'm having sex with myself.

June 30, 2013, 5:01 am

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Thanks for the drunk, shameful, emotionless sex.

July 1, 2013, 5:01 am

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11 mildly insulting ways to celebrate Canada Day.

July 1, 2013, 7:01 am

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Canadians: Born to be mild.

It's time once again to "celebrate" that great white "country" to the north of the good ol' U.S.A.—Canada! Send these cards to your "favorite" Cannucks or make your own in our user card section now with NEW art.

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5 Things You Should At Least Pretend To Know Today — July 1, 2013

July 1, 2013, 7:28 am

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What's Sarah Palin threatening to quit now? What disease did you possibly contract at the beach this weekend? Does Jessica Simpson have an excuse to be fat? All this and more in 5 Things You Should At Least Pretend To Know Today.

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July 1, 2013, 8:37 am

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The 13 most embarrassing examples of American patriotism ever posted on Facebook.

July 1, 2013, 8:45 am

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What's wrong with a simple "Happy Fourth Of July!" or "Happy Birthday America," or even a slightly more intense, "I am sexually aroused by my country?" Loving America is awesome and fun and it's proof you're not a filthy commie, sure, but why is it that the people who tend to love it the loudest are the people we'd most like to keep quiet? With the connectivity of Facebook you can now tarnish the image of Americans faster than ever! Here is a brief collection of Facebook posts that offer a prime example of how patriotism can backfire.

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Your children always look so well-behaved in the photos you post of your children being well-behaved.

July 1, 2013, 8:58 am

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This Canada Day, please take Justin Bieber back.

July 1, 2013, 10:17 am

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This is the perfect July 4th to recognize that our striped, star-spangled flag is only slightly less gay than the rainbow flag.

July 1, 2013, 10:40 am

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