Let's kiss on New Year's Eve 2013 as if we might have a future together in 2014.
I want to kiss you at midnight and pork you at dawn.
The most unsettlingly honest confessions of 2013.
There’s no better feeling than the rush of relief after sharing a disgraceful secret with a trusted confidant or the entire Internet. At least, that must be what some of our user card creators thought when they posted these confessions. Take a tour through their twisted, depraved minds (and ours!) and feel free to share your own secret shame with your closest friends and the rest of the world in our user card section (now with NEW art).
Let's put significant pressure on ourselves to have a fun New Year's Eve.
If stock photos reviewed your resume.
The 35 things you wished you'd said to coworkers in 2013.
Here's your new email signature.
With human resources constantly going on about their silly rules concerning "etiquette" and "proper workplace discourse" and "not making overt threats of violence to your cubicle-mate," it can be hard to let your coworkers know just how big a part they play in your daily misery. These cards can help you get your point across as passive-aggressively as possible. You can just print them out and hang them in your cube to send a general message to anyone with eyes. Or, click on any card to share on the Facebook and Twitter accounts you know your coworkers follow. You can even send them to your targeted coworker from an anonymous someecards account. They'll know, but they'll never really know.