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Tom Hanks performs scenes from 'Bridge of Spies' as written by kids who don't know anything about it.

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Tom Hanks and Jimmy Fallon are the most dependably adorable grown men when it comes to going viral. Whether they're lip syncing to Carly Rae Jepsen or to literally anything else, these gentlemen know how to have a good time. Tom and Jimmy join forces to perform scenes written by children, based on what those kids think Hanky's new film Bridge of Spies is about just from the title. Enjoy, and don't give away your binoculars. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0p1Iv9z8bOY

 


In honor of Boss's Day, here are 14 complete morons who got busted by their bosses on Facebook.

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For as long as we've had Facebook, we've had dummies posting things they shouldn't. If you want to avoid getting caught complaining about your job or boss on Facebook, here's a little trick that'll help you — it's called "meeting up with friends in real life." Then, when you vent about something to your friends, the people you're meeting with face-to-face are the only ones who hear it. Kinda neat how that works, huh?

1. This complainer.


2. This stoner.


3. This pretender.


4. These inappropriate chefs.


5. This hater.


6. This quitter.


7. This hacker.


8. This self-flatterer.


9. This un-smooth criminal.


10. This poet.


11. This friend of the family.


12. This person with high self-esteem.


13. This other hacker.


14. This late riser.

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Did you miss Hillary Clinton saying f*** during the debate? Kimmel has you covered.

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Fight. The f-word is fight. Watch Hillary's fight in the Democratic primary debate get the Jimmy Kimmel "unnecessary censorship" treatment. Definitely his best recurring segment after the iconic "Celebrities Read Mean Tweets," "Unnecessary Censorship" lets your mind get dirty in places you didn't even want it to. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1QsbognJUs

 

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Modest mom Megan Fox just shared a rare photo of her “stunner" 20-month-old son.

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Megan Fox is a multi-hyphenate celebrity. She is an actor. She is a hot person. She is a dopplegänger to an Australian woman. She's also somewhat of a recluse when it comes to social media, which only leaves the people wanting more! More details! More information! More baby pictures!

https://instagram.com/p/qmblHrGJvm/

Well, the Megan Fox personal information drought has ended. She posted a fresh, new Instagram photo of her 20-month-old son and it's just as cute as you'd demand from a celebrity sharing a picture of her child.

https://instagram.com/p/82BMkSGJt_/

She captioned the image, "Bodhi: Stunner. Clown. Unicorn." That's because Bodhi is his name, and because he's a— You get it. 

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People coming to work hungover ends up losing the U.S. a hilariously large amount of money.

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Alcohol cost the U.S. economy $77 million in lowered productivity, according to a study published by the Centers for Disease Control. The study acknowledges that it is an imprecise measurement, since it's probably difficult to convince people to take a random online quiz or phone survey while they're hungover at work. But they also note that they likely low-balled the figure. USA! USA! Fear not, because the CDC recently said that most binge drinkers don't have a physical addiction to alcohol. And while costs to employers and productivity is significant, the total cost to the U.S. economy tops out at $249 billion. That total sum includes things like people going to jail, car crashes, and cops chasing high school kids through backyards when they bust up a party.

She can't even.

There could also be some money flowing back into the economy because of hangovers. The study did not estimate purchases of greasy breakfast food, pain meds, or people reading articles on Someecards instead of doing their jobs (which should be done on a regular basis, regardless of hangovers). And if people were not hungover at work, it could lead to an increase in inane chatter about sports, their kids, or how it gets darker outside so much earlier. Which would you prefer?


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3-year-old girl has rocked killer Halloween costumes since she was born, still probably has no idea what they are.

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3-year-old Willow's Halloween costume game is always on point. Every year, her mom, California-based photographer Gina Lee, photographs her in different costumes in the days leading up to Halloween all as part of "Dress Up Willow Month." The campaign was started two years ago, when Willow was just a baby, and has been going strong ever since. Gina posts the photos on her Instagram and blog, where they've been viewed hundreds of thousands of times.

Here are some 2013 looks:

https://instagram.com/p/fS3Y72rBke/https://instagram.com/p/fGnttYrBgk/https://instagram.com/p/ffhS_4LBjJ/?tagged=dressupwillowmonth

 

2014:

 

https://instagram.com/p/t70u6uLBsO/https://instagram.com/p/t0HJNELBuK/

 

https://instagram.com/p/uGIus5rBiv/


And this year's looks, which will make you want to do your childhood over again.
 

https://instagram.com/p/85nAKeLBpt/https://instagram.com/p/80huh2rBjV/https://instagram.com/p/8VpNAaLBok/https://instagram.com/p/8x-arJrBu6/https://instagram.com/p/8TDKcPrBoZ/


She truly puts the rest of the neighborhood kids to shame.

 

Husband writes letter to boudoir photographer who photoshopped his wife's flaws away.

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Texas photographer Victoria Caroline Haltom recently shared a story on Facebook about how she sent a wife home with some sexy photoshopped boudoir images to show her husband. Many of us are afraid to take our clothes off and let people photograph us. Not because of nude photo hacks, but because people will be able to scrutinize all our flabby folds and weird chicken pox scars (everybody has them). Haltom wanted to share this particular story, because this husband's response to all these carefully edited pics wasn't what you'd expect:

Tonight I want to tell you ladies about a time I messed up really badly. It was back when I first started boudoir, and...

Posted by Victoria Caroline Boudoir on Monday, October 12, 2015

The letter from the husband reads:

"Hi Victoria, 
I am (blank)'s husband, ********. I am writing to you because I recently received an album containing images you took of my wife. I don't want you to think that I am in any way upset with you....but I have some food for thought that I would like to pass on to you. I have been with my wife since we were 18 years old, and we have two beautiful children together. We have had many ups and downs over the years, and I think...well, actually I KNOW that my wife did these pictures for me to "spice things up". She sometimes complains that I must not find her attractive, that she wouldn't blame me if I ever found someone younger. When I opened the album that she gave to me, my heart sank. These pictures...while they are beautiful and you are clearly a very talented photographer....they are not my wife. You made every one of her "flaws" disappear...and while I'm sure this is exactly what she asked you to do, it took away everything that makes up our life. When you took away her stretch marks, you took away the documentation of my children. When you took away her wrinkles, you took away over two decades of our laughter, and our worries. When you took away her cellulite, you took away her love of baking and all the goodies we have eaten over the years. I am not telling you all of this to make you feel horrible, you're just doing your job and I get that. I am actually writing you to thank you. Seeing these images made me realize that I honestly do not tell my wife enough how much I LOVE her and adore her just as she is. She hears it so seldom, that she actually thought these photoshopped images are what I wanted and needed her to look like. I have to do better, and for the rest of my days I am going to celebrate her in all her imperfectness. Thanks for the reminder.

Regards, 
******** "

Haltom also wrote in her post that she'd photoshopped the guy's wife into oblivion per the wife's request, but she doesn't do that anymore no matter what the customer asks for. Not because the person receiving these pictures might complain, but because she wants to make women feel beautiful just as they are, in the bodies they have. Especially the butts:

There aren't many times that I am at a loss for words.......but THERE ARE NO WORDS that describe how gorgeous and SEXY this is!!! <3All hail the booty!

Posted by Victoria Caroline Boudoir on Sunday, October 4, 2015

Butts forever, every shape and size.

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'Hero' nurse applauded by fellow passengers for getting their flight re-routed.

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On a recent flight from Fort Myers, Florida to Boston, Nurse Practitioner Kerri Icovotti Neel was put to work. Not long after liftoff, flight attendants came over the speakers asking if there were any health professionals on board. Neel, a longtime NP, immediately reported for duty. You got to do what you can to save lives, even if the seatbelt sign is on. 

Neel in her professional garb. 

“It was not good,” Neel told the Bangor Daily News of the passenger-turned-patient.“She did not look good, and was obviously uncomfortable. It was clear it was either a pulmonary embolism or a heart attack. It came on really quickly and her chest hurt.”

She culled together all the supplies she could from the passengers in the plane. 

“Immediately, I said, ‘We need aspirin,’ and it came pretty quickly,” Neel explains. Afterwards, she asked for nitroglycerin, which is used to treat heart conditions. Because it was a flight from Florida, there were many retired people on board and she quickly got nitro. 

Still, the passenger's blood pressure was 250/150, and Neel explained that the woman would soon die if she wasn't immediate rushed to the hospital. 

“I insisted that the plane land immediately. I said, ‘We’ve got to get her to an ER.’ There’s protocol the airline has to follow, and the pilot was talking to a doctor on the ground. I guess it’s a big deal to divert a plane, but the pilot said, ‘okay.’ We landed at JFK not long afterward,” she explained.

An ambulance met the woman on the ground in New York, and Neel's return to her seat was met with applause. 

Neel got in touch with the woman's family, and sadly, Neel didn't get the "fairy tale ending" she'd been hoping for. The woman passed away the following day. Neel mentioned that she does not know if the woman had enough time to see her family, but she certainly got more time thanks to the nurse's hard work on the plane.


Suspicious Corgi puppy demands to know who sent mini pumpkin.

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Decorative gourd season is in full swing, and puppies must feel that their Instagram supremacy is being threatened. Corgi puppies and pumpkins make formidable opponents, and the 9-week-old puppy Bilbo cannot deal with the competition. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2_HkWs7OM0

 

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A so-called 'joint statement' from the Kardashians on Lamar Odom is mostly about their apps.

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The Kardashians have posted the same message about Lamar Odom's hospitalization across their respective apps, and it's being reported as an "official statement" on the situation. More likely, it's simply a way of notifying people that the Kardashians are dealing with a serious medical emergency in their family and they won't be focusing on content for awhile. Here is a screenshot of how it appears on Lamar's (technically, still) wife, Khloé Kardashian's website:

It reads:

“As a family, we’ve decided to hold off on publishing content across our apps while we continue to support and pray for Lamar. Thank you for your kindness and understanding during this difficult time.”

There is also this statement from Khloé's rep, directed to the brothel owner who is touring the media circuit since Lamar was found unconscious at his establishment:

"We reached out to Dennis politely asking him to respect Lamar’s (and Khloe’s) privacy during this difficult time and refrain from talking to the press. This is a very painful situation, as I know you are aware, and the idea that anyone would use it to seek publicity is really sad."

And most heartbreaking of all, there's the statement from Lamar's kids, Destiny and Lamar Jr.,who may be losing a dad right now:

"Thanks for your outpouring of prayers and support for our dad. We are here with our family and friends. We appreciate everyone respecting our privacy at this time. We ask for your continued prayers." 

That lady who got kicked off a plane for no reason gave an interview and it's still unclear who's right.

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We wrote recently about the controversial and contested video of a woman being kicked off an American Airlines flight, for no apparent reason. Some say her fellow passengers were as baffled and angry as she, others say she called a flight attendant a homophobic slur. Now the woman herself has come forward. Her name is Tatiana Fough, and if you missed it, here she is crying on a plane:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbWUEBVvlSo

In an interview with the Washington Post, Fough of course denies calling anybody a f*ggot, at least on that particular flight:

Several of the other passengers on Flight 408 have since reached out to express their support, including one who said many of them approached the pilot after landing to complain. This passenger told Fough that the pilot said she had called another flight attendant — one Fough claims she never came into contact with — a derogatory term.

“Now they’re making up all this stuff,” Fough said.

There is a conspiracy afoot, according to Fough. She claims that as soon as she was ousted, a mysterious man jumped in to take her seat. 

She believes she was arbitrarily chosen to get off the flight to make room for a man who took her seat almost immediately after she was asked to leave.

“It’s a little coincidental that I’m being attacked verbally for no reason, and then all of a sudden another guy is getting my seat,” she said.

It's still basically impossible to know what really happened, but the story of the whole incident from Fough definitely makes it sound like a small altercation blown up into a hugely unnecessary ordeal:

As she waited in the aisle to get to her seat, Fough chatted casually with another passenger in front of her. Then a flight attendant started yelling.

“Stay right there,” he shouted, in Fough’s account. “I asked you three times.”

Bewildered, Fough asked, “What’s going on?”

“You can get off this flight,” the attendant said. “I’ll kick you off of this plane right now.”

Fough recounted that while the attendant was wearing a button-up shirt with the trademark winged pin of flight crews, he had on neither a name tag nor the uniform that the other attendants were wearing.

After refusing to give Fough his name, she said, he dismissed her with a curt, “Go.”

At her seat, a bewildered Fough started sobbing. Other passengers were comforting her when the flight attendant appeared again. He started opening the overhead compartments around her seat. “Where’s your bag?” he said. “You’re getting off this plane. I’m going to kick you off this plane.”

Since the story went viral, Fough has been contacted by a representative from the airline and offered a $250 voucher. She basically told them that she wouldn't get on another one of their flights if the ground were on fire, and they offered it in cash. Is $250 worth being called a homophobe on the Internet?

People are upset the biggest elephant in Africa was killed because some guy thought that would be fun.

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How is big game hunting by rich white dudes vacationing in Zimbabwe still a thing after Cecil the Lion? The Daily Mail reports that a German hunter flew to Zimbabwe earlier this month and paid $60,000 for a permit to hunt the largest elephant seen on the continent in 50 years. It was part of a 21-day hunting trip/murder spree. The elephant's tusks were so big that they dragged on the ground, and weighed 122 lbs each. 

 After killing the creature, the hunter proceeded to take super douchey victory photos:

https://twitter.com/Affinitylife/status/654784716629893121

What kind of asshole has fun ridding the world of its natural wonders?

https://twitter.com/timothy_stanley/status/654930144495316992?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Naturally, comedian Ricky Gervais is seeking revenge: 

https://twitter.com/rickygervais/status/654731458297225216?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

And the Cecil-esque outcry is on: 

https://twitter.com/Protect_Wldlife/status/654791002780110848https://twitter.com/SarraHoy/status/654771134429204481https://twitter.com/holland_tom/status/654769885151539200https://twitter.com/Sofeeee_x/status/654744221568503812https://twitter.com/WillTalbut/status/654732023047700480https://twitter.com/d0dja/status/654680764613705728

 

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