When Brett Sarubbi left his phone in an Uber in Miami, he might've thought it was gone forever. But not only was it returned to him by a couple of kind-hearted women (or at least one kind-hearted woman, because the other apparently "wouldn't have gave your shit back, yeah"), but the ladies also recorded a NSFW explanation video. Complete with twerking, flowered headgear, and a "shake that ass dance," this is obviously the 2016 anthem that everyone has been waiting for:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuM99zwRHBgPeople on Reddit have gone a step further and given this video the musical accompaniment it deserves, so hopefully it'll start showing up on dance floors everywhere. Or at least in Miami and Houston H-town. Here's the first remix on YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgJKX52Wg8A&feature=youtu.beAnd finally, an audio-only version from Soundcloud that you will probably want to make your ringtone if you're the sort of person who still does that.
https://soundcloud.com/buttsounds/found-yo-phone-in-an-uberRedditors seem equally split on whether the women are saying "I found your phone in an Uber" or "I found your phone on an Uber," so feel free to argue about that in the comments.