Quantcast
Channel: someecards.com
Viewing all 38991 articles
Browse latest View live

Here's a montage of babies falling over like drunk college freshman during orientation.

$
0
0
 

Wouldn't you like to see a video featuring a bunch of adorable babies falling over? Of course you would, and thanks to the parenting website mom.me, you can. It's oddly mesmerizing, and unlike other cute kid videos on the internet it works whether or not you even like babies. Because this video makes babies look dumb. They can't even support their own dumb little bodies! Check out these drunk-looking tots:

Dose of Cute: Babies Having Too Much Fun

These babies! Cuteness overload ...

Posted by mom.me on Wednesday, January 6, 2016

It's still Christmas for this excited dog who got a human as a gift.

$
0
0

Tis the season to forget about Christmas and all the joy it gave you, because it's now the hard, resolution-oriented month of January. However, you can reclaim a tiny amount of holiday joy by watching this dog, Trouble, unwrap its human gift. Because Christmas might be seasonal, but cute dog videos are appropriate all year round. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkCUOjXC3AY

Flirting

‘Found Your Phone In An Uber’ is the accidental dance jam hit of 2016.

$
0
0

When Brett Sarubbi left his phone in an Uber in Miami, he might've thought it was gone forever. But not only was it returned to him by a couple of kind-hearted women (or at least one kind-hearted woman, because the other apparently "wouldn't have gave your shit back, yeah"), but the ladies also recorded a NSFW explanation video. Complete with twerking, flowered headgear, and a "shake that ass dance," this is obviously the 2016 anthem that everyone has been waiting for:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuM99zwRHBg

People on Reddit have gone a step further and given this video the musical accompaniment it deserves, so hopefully it'll start showing up on dance floors everywhere. Or at least in Miami and Houston H-town. Here's the first remix on YouTube:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgJKX52Wg8A&feature=youtu.be

And finally, an audio-only version from Soundcloud that you will probably want to make your ringtone if you're the sort of person who still does that.

https://soundcloud.com/buttsounds/found-yo-phone-in-an-uber

Redditors seem equally split on whether the women are saying "I found your phone in an Uber" or "I found your phone on an Uber," so feel free to argue about that in the comments. 

Jane Lynch pulled a Steve Harvey at the People's Choice Awards.

$
0
0

The People's Choice Awards are airing tonight, Jan. 6, and right out of the gate Jane Lynch took a stab at Steve Harvey's Miss Universe snafu. Announcing Tom Lennon as the winner, when really, duh, it was Miss Colombia. This gorgeous woman just can't catch a break. People on Twitter, already nostalgic for news from a few weeks ago loved the bit.

https://twitter.com/peopleschoice/status/684923148614021122https://twitter.com/munnaaden/status/684925992704569344https://twitter.com/justifedboo21/status/684920187699752960https://twitter.com/anniefields19/status/684920574989045761https://twitter.com/kittysoprano1/status/684921028737241088

 

https://twitter.com/HeyVivala/status/684920631998169089https://twitter.com/erikaaniston/status/684920470131482624https://twitter.com/DailyMailCeleb/status/684922011706101760

Vin Diesel wins two People's Choice Awards and sings in Paul Walker's memory.

$
0
0

Actor and awesome name-haver Vin Diesel won two People's Choice Awards tonight for the latest Fast and the Furious movie, Furious 7. In his acceptance speech, Diesel paid tribute to his costar and friend, the late Paul Walker. Walker passed away in a high-speed car wreck before the movie finished filming in 2013. Diesel got emotional and even belted out part of "See You Again" in a touching tribute to his friend, until another song played from above in an effort to awkwardly force him off the stage. With muscles like that, he's probably not used to being forced to do things. Here's a short clip, with the full speech video below.

https://twitter.com/peopleschoice/status/684933436390297600
Walker and Diesel in 2013
https://twitter.com/peopleschoice/status/684932593075109888

Random dude pulls a Kanye at the People's Choice Awards, literally gets kicked off.

$
0
0

The hosts from The Talk won Best Daytime Talk Show near the end of the The People's Choice Awards on Jan. 6, when some random guy came on stage, snatched the mic out of Sara Gilbert's hand and preceded to introduce himself and hype Kevin Gates' new album. (This will save you a Google search- Kevin Gates is a rapper.) As far as his effort to introduce himself, that was kind of mumbled. Ricardo Casio? In any case, what will be remembered is that Talk co-host Sheryl Underwood went full mama bear, pushing the dude's face away and saying, "You ain't gonna pull no Steve Harvey up in here." Which was really sweet, but what he did was way more of a Kanye move. Perhaps the Steve Harvey joke at the beginning of the show confused her:

https://twitter.com/peopleschoice/status/684941941142716416

The ladies finished their speech, and then it cut to a commercial. After the commercial break, they didn't address it. Like no one would notice. It brought back serious flashbacks from when they changed the Mom on Fresh Prince without a word.

Well, sorry Hollywood, but people noticed.

Healthy friendship.


Quentin Tarantino revealed the obscene and humiliating way he shames actors who fall asleep on set.

$
0
0

On Tuesday night's episode of Conan, Quentin Tarantino dropped a bombshell: If you're an actor or crew member who falls asleep on the set of one of his films, you're going to wake up with a dildo in the face. Tarantino, a director renowned for his clever dialogue and badass fight scenes, combined those skills to invent this clever form of revenge.

It's Kill Bill, but with dildos instead of swords.

Tarantino told Conan O'Brien that a large purple dildo named Big Jerry has been an additional crew member on a number of his films, and people have been snapping pictures of this revenge since the Polaroid days. Then Tarantino would put them up on a Wall of Shame.

Watch how Tarantino describes his friend Big Jerry and tries to approximate his massive size:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UW1P3jgCvak

People are mashing up birds with celebrities and it's a total hoot.

$
0
0

In the latest Internet craze, people are dedicating themselves to the great cause of Photoshopping celebrity heads onto pictures of birds. The Twitter trend #birdcelebs kicked off Wednesday night when the Comedy Central show @midnight played a verbal round of mash-up.

https://twitter.com/midnight/status/684955126545514496?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Then everyone got in on the fun. 

Some celebs and their famous characters were low-hanging bird food.

Robin Thicke.

https://twitter.com/ndreaMaritz/status/685104979565264896

Jack Sparrow.

https://twitter.com/MedicAnimal/status/685111903723610113

Tony Hawk.

https://twitter.com/OMEGALAH/status/685025502885613568/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Other names required the skill of the pun.

Benedict Cumberbatch.

https://twitter.com/edi_pix/status/685040042927079424

Michael Caine.

https://twitter.com/Todd_Spence/status/685008764534001665/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Chris and Liam Hemsworth.

https://twitter.com/nealpatrickm/status/685034900043337728/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Star Wars characters .

https://twitter.com/whenindoubtdo/status/685030747120504833

Courtney Love.

https://twitter.com/Crocketter/status/685084298970566656

Al Pacino.

https://twitter.com/GordoHelio/status/684991018924654592

Simon Cowell.

https://twitter.com/CBBC_Hacker/status/685050388714754048

Margaret Thatcher.

https://twitter.com/JaneHoodless/status/685035819531431936/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Sean Connery.

https://twitter.com/SimasRealEstate/status/684977855244177408

And some required no photoshopping at all.

Björk.

https://twitter.com/ScottDeYager/status/684957635980869634

C.J. Cregg.

https://twitter.com/gareth0108/status/685099522742173696

David Tennant .

https://twitter.com/piecesofelle/status/685017546546900992

It's literally impossible to tell them apart. 

25 satisfying examples of funny women trolling creepy guys on dating apps.

$
0
0

Most women who have dared to wander the ravaged halls of online dating have seen their fair share of hideous trolls. They pop out of nowhere, sharing unsolicited dick pics, calling you a whore when you respond and a stuck up bitch when you don't. It can make a girl get sad, get mad...orget even. Here are some of the best responses to creeps on Tinder, OKCupid, and every other form of social media where someone can direct message you a proposition. There are so many ways to troll the trolls, ladies. Get started!

1. When they just don't care what you say.


2. Make 'em hungry for more.

https://www.instagram.com/p/-iqd-dpK63/?taken-by=byefelipe

3. Well, she thinks it's hot.

https://www.instagram.com/p/-cVBTZpK4F/?taken-by=byefelipe

4. Presumably not with a noose.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BACoqK4uXZS/?tagged=okstupid

5. Burn that bra.

https://www.instagram.com/p/9Mcg5mpKxL/?taken-by=byefelipe

6. Mommy like.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BANjy6GMxMi/?tagged=okstupid

7. Wow, he blew it with a Seinfeld fan.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BANK3foMxKO/?tagged=okstupid

8. When she's a master puppeteer.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BACqWflzCxT/?tagged=okstupid

9. You can't catch 'em all!


10. Try a little TLC.


11. Take them on a magical journey.


12. Earn their grudging respect.


13. Remind them what they're here for.


14. Turning that sexy fantasy to sh*t.


15. Giving them a makeover.


16. Driving them to the brink of despair.

https://instagram.com/p/tDPnpzoezW/

17. Feeding the desperate troll thirst.


18. Showing off your kitchen tools.

https://instagram.com/p/8D9B32JKz3/

19. Revealing double standards in the oral exam.


20. Getting your pun on.

https://instagram.com/p/whRHBkJKx5/

21. Knowing your condiments.


22. Getting the dog in on it.

https://instagram.com/p/zBIujoJKwU/

23. Firing up a dude's nerd rage until he explodes.


24. Planning the wedding.

https://instagram.com/p/8NwT-ArXGX/?tagged=tinderfail

25. And when all else fails, Carly Rae Jepsen them.

https://instagram.com/p/7_nUXYGS1H/?tagged=tinderfail

Man finds his car in flooded parking lot during live news report, is slightly upset about it.

$
0
0

There's been some intense rainfall in Southern California this week, resulting in road closures, flooding, and mudslides. Gene Kang from CBS 8was reporting Wednesday on the effects of this El Niño winter in the flooded parking lot of a San Diego mall.

The camera crew was lucky enough to film a guy when he entered the lot and saw that all the cars were taking a nice bath in a lot of disgusting water. He was not pleased. Not at all. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4JTcH_LEfE&feature=youtu.be&app=desktop

According to Reddit commenters, this guy works at the mall and should have known better, because this is by no means the first time the parking lot has flooded. His bad day didn't even end in the parking lot since many roads outside were closed

This dude should probably go home and cry about it in the shower while listening to this song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gH476CxJxfg

It will soothe him by driving him so crazy that he'll forget his car was flooded.

Here are gay men touching breasts for the first time and getting completely hysterical.

$
0
0

YouTubers Bria and Chrissy have moved on from experimenting with lesbians touching penises for the first time, to gay men touching boobs for the first time. The former seems like way more of an awkward challenge, but the women in that video were overall pretty gracious and nice to their subject. The gay guys in this video, however, act like they're being asked to pet a steaming piles of feces laced with hydrochloric acid and rabid mice. It's pretty ridiculous, especially since most of them acknowledge by the end that they're just squishy meat sacks. Still not flattering, but certainly not dangerous. One guy does bring up the #FreeTheNipple controversy, bless his heart. Bodies: we all have them and they're weird.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTMP5jOdm3M

Even Natalie Dormer, aka Margaery Tyrell, basically admits that Jon Snow is alive.

$
0
0

Natalie Dormer, your boyfriend's girlfriend, was on Kimmel Tuesday night to talk about the new Hunger Games movie but, of course, the conversation turned to Game of Thrones, as it is wont to do when you're sitting with the actress who plays Margaery Tyrell Baratheon, the f*cking queen of Westeros (sorry, Cersei). Apparently, filming on season 6 of the show is wrapped, and the season will premiere in April, just in time to spoil the books. Kimmel asked if people ask Dormer about the fate of beloved, presumably dead Stark bastard Jon Snow all the time, and here is her hint-hint answer:

"It was pretty intense toward the end [of] last year, now there's been some posters up that, um, maybe have given a little bit of the game away."

http://www.hulu.com/watch/890302

Kimmel tries to give her an out by pointing out that the actor who plays Jon Snow could've been constantly present during this year's Game of Thrones filming because he becomes one of the undead wight zombies who haunts the north after Winter Comes, and Dormer agrees, because she's contractually obligated to lie. "When you're stabbed that many times, you're pretty much... dead*." 

*Until you're resurrected by a red priestess because you're Azor Ahai

Dakota Johnson's dress got unzipped at the People's Choice Awards, but hey, she's comfortable with nudity.

$
0
0

Fan favorite Dakota Johnson was just trying to accept her Best Dramatic Movie Actress award at last night's People's Choice Awards ceremony when presenter Leslie Mann tried to rip off her dress.

https://www.facebook.com/peopleschoice/videos/vb.60583750800/10153732201680801/?type=2&theater

Okay, not really, but Mann did accidentally mess up the zipper on the back of Johnson's dress when her hand got tangled in the straps of the sparkly Armani Privé gown. No harm done, though, the Fifty Shades of Grey star joked that "Leslie Mann just broke [her] dress" but that it was ok because "it's not like nobody here hasn't already seen my boobs." 


Billy Joel, Jimmy Fallon, and J.K. Simmons improvised a doo-wop performance of 'The Longest Time.'

$
0
0

On Wednesday night's episode of The Tonight Show, Billy Joel, Jimmy Fallon and J.K. Simmons treated the studio audience to an impromptu performance of "The Longest Time," one of Joel's classic hits. They belted it out for fun while they were filming local commercial promos. Needless to say, it was a delight and they crushed it.

When Fallon isn't having celebs compete in lip sync battles, they do hilarious covers of songs, like a barbershop quartet version of "Bitch Better Have My Money." But this was even more impressive, because it was obviously not rehearsed:

https://youtu.be/Sa8-6X0MEto

The award for best hidden singing talent goes to J.K. Simmons. Perhaps he trained himself to sing with the same cutthroat ferocity as his character in Whiplash.

Workplace

A woman is mocking all the men who call themselves 'feminists' on Tinder, because they make it so easy.

$
0
0

Comedian Lane Moore has been collecting screenshots of men's Tinder profiles that mention feminism in some fashion on her Tumblr "Male Feminists of Tinder." It's an eclectic mix of the clueless, the manipulative and the actually kinda hot? She told BuzzFeed:

I’d been seeing a few guys on Tinder saying in their profiles that they were feminists or saying really intense statements that were basically like ‘I DO NOT HATE WOMEN’ and it just struck me as an odd thing to open with. One night I tweeted out one of the screencaps and people really loved it and started sending me profiles they’d seen too.

Moore's comments on the profiles are pretty funny, though some of the guys don't necessarily deserve to have their photos posted and laughed at. But the ones who definitely do, are the guys who seem to completely misunderstand what feminism is, or use it as an excuse to never pay for dinner. Like this guy, who loves women as long as they're down to smash ASAP and hate anything feminine:

Or this guy, who will respect you until it's time for him to get off:

Or this guy, who think equality stops and starts at splitting the bill:

Or this guy...who is pretty okay.

The 25 best celebrity Instagrams from the People’s Choice Awards, as chosen by a person.

$
0
0

The People's Choice Awards were held Wednesday night, for anyone who wanted yet another award show honoring movies, TV, music, and just famous people in general. Determined through democratic vote, prestige properties like The Big Bang Theory and Furious 7 were honored, and because a lot of teens know how to vote online,Pretty Little Liars took the prize for best cable drama. The young and hot nominees made for a really young and hot audience, who shared the experience with the fans who got them there by posting about it on Instagram. Here are the best 'grams of the night:

1. Sarah Hyland being silly with Adam DeVine and Chloe Bridges.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BAOkXTfqgp0/?tagged=pcas

2. Priyanka Chopra's pre-red carpet burger.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BAN-3dlps_D/?taken-by=priyankachopra

3. Sheldon and Amy looking glamorous out of costume.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BAOseWOKBok/?taken-by=missmayim

4. Ashley Benson and Shay Mitchell's duck face FaceTime.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BAN6iLuhEIi/?taken-by=itsashbenzo

5. Lucy Hale's pretty little selfie.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BAOFqU9Qun1/?taken-by=lucyhale

6. Lea Michele's limo rainbow.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BAN-VQKCD_k/?taken-by=msleamichele

7. The angelic host, Jane Lynch.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BAOMOsFPvmH/?taken-by=janelynchofficial

8. Meghan Trainor whispering sweet nothings into Sharon Osbourne's ear.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BAOcTIUOSoJ/?taken-by=meghan_trainor

9. Frankie Grande's selfie with Ellen and Portia.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BAOKJslMirR/?taken-by=frankiejgrande

10. John Stamos with the People.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BAOVL2Fih0S/?taken-by=johnstamos

11. Melissa Rauch and the Big Bang cast.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BAO3C-4HaBa/?taken-by=themelissarauch

12. Jack Black and Kate Hudson, remnants of the early 00s.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BAOFfk6C15f/?taken-by=peopleschoice

13. Nathan Fillion with his consolation prize.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BAPLDTZIx7o/?tagged=pcas

14. Ming-Na Wen and Marvel men.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BAOjo3hwjXE/?taken-by=mingna_wen

15. Teen Wolf is a show and the cast took a selfie.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BAOFpNnOFAC/?taken-by=shelleyhennig

16. Camilla Luddington trying to swipe Ellen Pompeo's trophy.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BAOZounPW24/?taken-by=camillaluddington

17. Julianne Hough getting zipped in.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BAN-iB2CfwI/?taken-by=juleshough

18. Hough and squad, dressed up like they got Bad Blood.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BAOKAO3Cfz1/?taken-by=juleshough

19. Maddie Zielger (Baby Sia) with Mom.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BAN2RQqBsGw/?taken-by=dancemommelissa31

20. Kaley Cuoco and Johnny Galecki were also confused by their win.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BAOeI3rwqzB/?tagged=pcas

21. The women of Grey's Anatomy selfie.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BAOZwrLS4Zs/?tagged=pcas

22. Grey's Anatomy tearing it up at the afterparty.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BAOZB5lNiBl/?tagged=pcas

23. Tash Oakley fangirling over Mandy Patinkin.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BAOTtjkImxG/?taken-by=tashoakley

24. Marcia Gay Harden's mature selfie.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BAOTgvvxh2p/?tagged=pcas

25. Jason Derulo's dance crew being cool backstage.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BAOTSjms3AV/?tagged=pcas

Watch this dude drive his Lambo through San Diego flooding cause he DGAF.

$
0
0

El Niño isn't going to stop some stud in a sports car from getting to where he needs to go—small penis convention—in a hurry. Video uploaded to YouTube on Wednesday shows a white Lamborghini Gallardo cruising through a flooded intersection in San Diego. The car, valued around $200,000, made it through, but that won't stop you from cringing as you watch the water rise up over the windshield.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjsdMyr8iYY

The driver of the Lamborghini is unknown (we have no way of knowing if it was a man, but come on), but if you saw someone with really wet feet flushing diamonds down the toilet and blowing his nose with $100 bills yesterday in California, it was probably him.

Viewing all 38991 articles
Browse latest View live




Latest Images