In the wake of news that Posh Spicedeceived audiences with her posh looks and lip-syncing, a few members of the glorious 90s band are recording new music that probably still makes no sense, just like Wannabe.

British paper The Mirrorsnapped pics of three of the ladies heading into the studio: Mel B, Emma Bunton, and Geri Halliwell. If you don't know which of these Spice Girls is which, then get outta here. Or look at this picture:

Scary Spice spoke with The Mirror, more or less confirming the great news that new music is happening. "Everything always comes from us, and to do something for our 20-year anniversary is the ultimate dream," she said. "If we do anything, we will be writing everything from scratch. We are all group texting and speak a lot.”

She was also very clear about the fact that the ladies themselves author their own works: "It’s funny, because back in the day people thought we had everything written for us but we’ve always written all our own songs."

There have previously been rumors regarding a reunion tour (sans Vicky B). "Talks between the girls have been on-running for the past 12 months. It’s an incredibly exciting time and they are loving being back together," a mysterious source told The Mirror. “The only person throwing a spanner in the works is Victoria, who has been a bit of a Debbie Downer about the whole thing."

At this point, a tour is all but confirmed. "To be serious," Scary said late last year, "it is our twentieth anniversary this year and it would be rude not to celebrate so hopefully something will be happening pretty soon."

Whether Sporty/Mel C. will be involved isn't clear. One's things for sure though: time to start saving up for a new pair of platforms.

Britney Spears has been killing it on Instagram as of late, between her re-posts of random nonsense and her selfies. There's something so charming about Spears' Instagram. It's like a living version of those "Stars: They're Just Like Us" magazine sections.

Like any self-respecting selfie-taker, Spears covertly takes advantage of good lighting when it appears. She posted an Instagram at a store, with a caption professing her love for boutiques. This picture isn't about boutiques, though: it's about how Spears's abs are getting sharp enough to cut through glass. 

"Love boutiques... Just saying," her caption reads. By that she really means, "Y'all, my abs are fierce as fuck. Britney's back, bitches."

Seriously, her abs have gotten even better since her previous abfies (that's a newly made-up word for ab selfies). Girl is working out.

Britney is quickly becoming the celebrity queen of abfies.

Looks like Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban aren't waiting to be invited onto James Cordon's show to do some carpool karaoke. The couple decided to sit in a parked car to do a little lip syncing and free promotion for Urban's new song "The Fighter," instead. Despite Nicole melodramatically screaming, "Oh my God, I love this song!" at the top of the video, she definitely does not know the words. She tries her best, though.

Even though the video is far from perfect and kind of weird, it is cute to see these two, who have been married for almost a decade, still having fun together. Jimmy Fallon, this could have been you!  

If you want to hear the actual version of the song, which features Carrie Underwood and was not recorded in a car, check it out here.

Crooked Hillary. Lyin' Ted. Little Marco. Low Energy Jeb. Crazy Bernie. If you're on Donald Trump's list, he's going to have a nickname for you, even if it doesn't make sense (i.e. "Goofy" Elizabeth Warren). But in between running his own companies into the ground, preaching about walls, and becoming the presumptive Republican nominee for 2016, how does he find the time to come up with such cruel pet names for his enemies? 

Stephen "Stinky Colbutt" Colbert interviewed Timmy Jenkins, the literal schoolyard bully who engineers Trump's most ingenious takedowns, and didn't leave with his dignity intact or his face un-slapped. The tormenting starts around the 2:57 mark, and doesn't relent until Colbert is in tears.

As Trump's rise continues, it is indeed Enablin' America that won't stop hitting itself.

Today is Friday the 13th, so try not to make a crack by stepping on your mother’s back—that’s how the saying goes, right? In Western superstition, it’s considered the unluckiest day of the year, but god only knows how that whole hellish superstition even started.

Whether or not you're a firm believer in this day, here are 15 pretty horrifying Friday the 13th stories pulled from a cesspoolofRedditthreads. The truly scary part is that these things could happen to anyone on any day of the week. Life is just random and cruel like that. Have fun!

1. Guidolini's sister will probably never ever go to the attic again.

My family moved into a new home on Friday the 13th about 15 years ago. My sister was moving boxes up into the attic, which happened to be directly above my bedroom. She was young at the time and didn't realize that you couldn't step on the insulation because there were no support beams underneath (only sheet rock). So, I was laying in my bed and all of a sudden, she comes falling through the ceiling into my bedroom.

2. This guy and his girlfriend have some bad juju when they're together. Oh, and poor bird.

Combo of unluckiest thing for me and my girlfriend. While we were together, within 10 minutes she found out she missed a test, I got a boot on my car that cost 100 dollars, we saw a bird get run over, and our bagels were burnt.

3. bennett93ish proves that height definitely does not matter.

I fell 2 feet of a bench, dislocated my knee and broke my right-hand wrist so badly that I needed to get a metal plate put in.

4.This guy was born on the Friday the 13th and his saintly grandma really doesn't like that.

I don't personally remember, obviously, but this is the story I'm always told.

I was born on Friday the 13th. My dad is super superstitious and tried to convince my mom to "hold it" until after the day was over. She went into labor around 4 AM.

Then when I came out, I had some sort of infection(?) that made my skin appear yellowish and my head to stay slightly distorted. My older sister liked to call me Conehead for a while because of it, whenever she remembered.

My very religious grandmother on my mother's side thought I was a demon child and tried to kill me until people in the hospital ushered her out. Apparently, she sprinkled the whole newborn ward with holy water.

Happy birthday to me~

5. This girl was the talk of the water park.

My bikini top flew off on a waterslide.

6. Tealeaves_ may have sat next to a murderer on the bus.

A fellow redditor and I were on the bus today and we overheard this man next to us say, "did you get the body out of Mike's apartment?"

I come home seven hours later to the news that police found a body in the river, not far from where the man on the bus got off.

Luckily and unfortunately the body was of a drowned man.

7. After what IAmZanzibar did to his sister, he should've gone to church.

My sister walked into a giant teddy bear I was swinging around and had to get her head stapled, so I went over to my friend's house. Then his parents almost made me go to church.

8. Ragingsociallife deserves an "employee of the year" award for this.

I work at a grocery store and this woman was wobbling toward my line with a look of excruciating pain on her face. When she set her items down I asked if she was okay, she told me she had a c-section three days ago and that she was in a lot of pain but she was fine. So I bagged her groceries and at the end of the order she asked if she could leave her items at the end of my register while she picked up her prescriptions. I of course agreed, and slid them back behind me.

Anyways, my next customers were a husband and wife with a bunch of stuff. I kept their stuff separate from the other woman's, but when the husband went behind me to put everything in his cart he took the other woman's bags as well (she had 3) and I didn't realize until she came back to my register with her meds. I told her someone else had taken her bags and she started to swear, upset for obvious and understandable reasons.I felt absolutely horrible, this has never happened before. My manager and I ended up going through the store with her receipt and finding all of her items, but it took about 10 minutes and she looked like she was in a world of pain. Oh god worst feeling in my whole entire life.

9. Snoobs89's story is a horrifying story that may have happened to us all.

I took a dump and there was no toilet paper left..​

10. Aren't kids great, Darth_mo?

My 20 month old daughter took off her poopy diaper by herself and carried it from the corner she hid in to poop and brought it to me, dropping poop all along the way- and then sat down on the carpet with a poopy bum. I got to scrub it all up! I win.

11. Krazykrazne's story is definitely the most horrifying.

I was attacked by a jaguar.

In 2010, I volunteered in South Africa at a lion and tiger sanctuary (that also takes care of a few other cats) and hand-raised a few cubs (two tigers and a jaguar). When they're that young, they remember your scent forever. So when I returned to the sanctuary again last year and came across the same jaguar, he recognized me and was rubbing his head/body along the fence like a house cat would rub against your leg with affection. It was a great feeling.

The lions at this sanctuary are very used to being around humans, so when you call for them, they usually come running to the fence and you can even pat their noses or ears through the enclosure fence, and they love it. But you only do that with the teenager cubs/young adult cats-- NEVER the big, big adult ones. I learned the hard way to never assume you can do the same to a jaguar.

Faster than I could process, he suddenly went from affectionately rubbing against the fence to quickly stretching his paw out through the fence and grasping my hand with his huge fucking razor sharp claws, right into the meaty area of my hand above my left pinky, and pulled me into the fence towards him. This went in slow motion for me, so it seemed like there was a pause in everything as I tried to think of how to get away from this fucking animal. I swore we made eye contact in this moment. He thankfully regripped his claws onto my fleece jacket rather than my flesh, and that was the moment I knew I had to act fast, or else I would lose my hand/arm/face/life. So, I put my legs against the fence and pushed against it as hard as I could, and the fleece ripped and I fell backwards onto the ground. My hand wasn't even bleeding, the cut was so deep. I was incredibly, stupidly lucky that I didn't lose function in my hand whatsoever-- and I'm a circus artist/hand balancer and NEED my hands for a lot of things. I was also stupid lucky in the sense that the jaguar hadn't even reached out for my hand in aggression, he was actually playing with me but didn't know his own strength. I'm 100% sure that if he were to have reached his paw out in aggression, I wouldn't be alive. And the worst part wasn't even the pain from my hand, it was the adrenaline that made me shake uncontrollably for hours after it happened. Horrible feeling that was way worse than the injury.

Fun fact: I caught all of this on my GoPro. And no, I won't post it. By far the dumbest thing I have ever done in my life and I'd rather not share that footage with the world haha. Another thing: this sanctuary kept rejected cubs that would die if released back into the wild/I wasn't part of one of those bullshit volunteer programs that doesn't take proper care of their animals. Ain't nobody got time.

TLDR: Don't ignore a sign on a jaguar's enclosure that says STAY 5 METERS AWAY FROM FENCE.

12. At least he didn't get attacked by a jaguar right, Hollerforapoopdollar? Still, ouch!

Not me, but I was the only one at work that saw it happen.

A guy at work ran into a corner and ripped his nipple ring out, the whole nipple followed suit.

13. As far as superstitious sayings go, Adhdxrockt lived through most.

• A black cat crossed my path
• I broke a mirror
• I broke a glass next to my dinner and now there is shattered glass in my dinner.. sooo... no dinner
• I got yelled at by customers at work
• And my shoelace broke in half when I tried to tie my shoe..
• The pin of my bra broke so halfway through my work day a metal in started poking my boob.
• I bought yogurt and accidentally dropped it. goodbuy Yogurt..

You could say it was a pretty normal day.

14. Sayonerajack's last sentence is unclear because he probably typed it while experiencing so much pain.

Split my toenail in half. One side is digging into my toe and it's causing debilitating agony everyone I so much as step on something funny [sic].

15. Skinnuh really wanted a milkshake.

I wanted a milkshake, but the queue was too long so went to the supermarket... which was closed. Some people were protesting outside of it. At least it's the 14th now.

Fun fact: three is the maximum number of Fridays the 13th that can possibly occur in a year. That means three ill-starred days for you to either remain paranoid in the comfort of your own home, or leave your house and smite lightning with a backhanded blow if nature decides to mess with you.

It seems a jokester with the name "Racist McShootface" decided to mess with George Zimmerman's gun auction. On Thursday, George Zimmerman announced that he is selling the gun he used to kill Trayvon Martin. Soon after, a bidder with the screen name Racist McShootface hijacked the auction on the website United Gun Group and drove the price north of $65 million. Then a few others joined in on the fun.

The gun had originally been listed on GunBroker.com, but it was removed after it received an incredible amount of negative attention. The new listing remains, though it seems United Gun Group does not have a system in place to prevent anyone from registering and entering fake bids of up to $65 million. Here are the bids from Racist McShootface before the account was suspended:

After Racist McShootface was suspended, some brothers in (sarcastic) arms joined in on the fun:

There may even be some subtle, less obvious troll names. Uproxx points out that "Henry Johnson" may refer to an African American World War I hero who posthumously received the Medal of Honor from President Obama.

As of the publishing of this article, it appears there are legitimate bids nearing half a million dollars, plus one more new troll that made a bid for $65 million:

The auction ends next week. Only then will it become clear if the gun actually sold for several hundred thousand dollars (or more). And some more awesome troll names should pop up by then, too.

TSA and their security checks are a universally-loathed part of traveling. They're like those evil teachers in elementary school that kids can bond over. And passengers trying to catch their planes at Chicago Midway Airport on May 12 had plenty to bond over because the security line, a video of which was uploaded by YouTuber Sean H, was batshit and a half.

Is that purgatory or a TSA line? Oh, they're the same thing. 

The video made its way to Reddit, where users mocked the TSA and this line. It was glorious. 

The sight is nothing unusual for dogbunny.

It shouldn't be much of a problem as long as you arrive the standard 24 hours before your flight departs.

Quazijoe looked into the future.

I think that baby at 1:57's was probably born in the line.

That child will probably learn to read in that line. Contemplate a world without lines as theoretical fantasies for the academics at the front of the line.

He will probably fall in love in that line, Graduate in that line, Divorce in that line. And then he will himself carry his children to the middle of the line.

One day he will die in the line, and his grandchildren will speak of the day they were asked to take off their shoes to leave the line. They will be scared of a world without a line. but they will be excited for such an adventure. Then they will be told that they need to declare their Grandfathers Ashes in said urn. They will then enter the new line to accomodate such a purpose.

But the line will be all they have known. So it is good; the line giveth, and taketh away.

ToboRsdrawkcaB penned a heroic tale of the TSA stopping the dangers of mustard. 

Sir, reports are coming in! We-- we confiscated a dark mustard. We fear the mustard may have foreign ties.

Give it to me straight, dammit! Where did the seeds originate?!

Our forensics have determined that the mustard seeds used in the mustard can be one of two: either the B. nigra, used to make black mustard.... or-- the Brassica juncea seed. Which is used to make--

Jesus Christ. That's used to make...brown mustard. What is the evidence of this mustard being foreign?

It wasn't an American mustard, sir. The agent who confiscated it immediately demanded to pass the Grey Poupon. Sir? What if we don't get this right?

I know. If we get this wrong... either we're going to offend the black mustard people, or we're going to look like we're profiling the brown mustard people.

Sir? Why-- why can't it be like the old days?

Used to be we didn't have to confiscate the mustards. We only had sinapis alba mustard seeds coming through here. Safe white and yellow mustards, before airports changed; back when people could travel in a timely manner.

It's just that everything is so scary, Sir.

Don't you think like that! We do great work here! We keep these (waves at confiscated mustards in disgust) filthy mustards out of our airspace. What's a few trillion wasted man-hours and tax dollars, when we're preventing the possibility of a brown mustard gas attack?

So it's almost like... we're heroes?

Heroes? That word doesn't do us justice. My mom was a hero for raising me as a single parent. WE keep the world safe.We're the TSA.

Fortunately, there were constant reminders of how much time was left in line, as TTH4P pointed out.

"Congrats! You've made it from Venus to Mercury. Only 35.98 million miles until you reach your destination."

Meghan Trainor took a tumble Thursday night following following a glamorous performance of "Me Too" on The Tonight Show. Nothing quite like fallin' on Fallon. 

Standing on those mini-stilts—known to men as "high heels"—can be tricky, and Trainor lost her balance, leading people on the Internet to lose their minds. 

Jimmy Fallon, ever the gentleman, lied down beside her so she'd feel a little less weird.

Fans tweeted at Trainor to make sure she was okay.

She assured her fans not to worry.

And was grateful for the concern.

Watch the whole performance, also known as "Prelude to a Fall," here:

It's all about that face-plant.

A new study found that people who think meaningless statements are profound are more sympathetic to Republican candidates than Democratic ones in the U.S. presidential election. The study was published in the journal PLOS ONE, which describes itself as "the world’s first multidisciplinary Open Access journal [that] accepts scientifically rigorous research, regardless of novelty." So enjoy this study, share it with friends and loved ones to get them riled up, but probably take it with a few grains of salt.

The study sampled 196 American adults and asked them to identify themselves as liberal or conservative. They also had them give a one to five rating to the (then) six presidential candidates.

The participants were then presented with 20 statements to determine whether or not they found them "profound." The authors claim half of the statements were average, and half were bulls**t. They defined bullsh**t "as a technical term which is defined as communicative expression that lacks content, logic, or truth from the perspective of natural science."

A sample average statement was “A wet person does not fear the rain,” while a sample bulls**t statement was that “Imagination is inside exponential space time events.” 

The results: liking the then three Republican candidates, Trump, Cruz, or Rubio correlated with susceptibility to bullsh*t (although liking Trump showed the weakest correlation).

So share this article, have some harmless fun, and always be weary of studies on the Internet.

You're driving a train full of passengers when you see this:

What do you do?

With only three seconds to warn his passengers, a Polish train engineer ran through the cars, yelling for everyone to brace themselves, barely leaving enough time for him to save himself.

Miraculously, no one was hurt, and the whole thing was caught on security footage.

So refreshing to see a transportation employee care about the well being of others, compared to the States, where public transportation is a hellish nightmare that never ends. It's also inspiring to see how quickly and capably those passengers assumed crash positions. Poland clearly knows its business.

Ready for a new chapter in the ongoing battle between Hugh Hefner's ex-girlfriends, former Girls Next Door stars Kendra Wilkinson and Holly Madison? On Thursday, Wilkinson explained what prompted her to tweet earlier in the day that Madison was just "embarrassed" that she did "nasty shit" and that she was "the clean up girl" in the bedroom (and not like a maid). The short answer is simply that she's mad at her.

After Holly Madison gave an interview with People about her time in the mansion, saying, "It was a place where manipulation was used to keep everyone scrambling to keep her spot in the house," Wilkinson responded on Twitter with a few since-deleted messages. Including this one:

That bitch is in fear now knowing so many of us saw her doing some nasty shit. She's embarrassed and in shame. She was the clean up girl

She's since deleted the tweets and apologized to her followers, but now she's clarified that she's not sorry for feeling the need to respond in general (which included slamming Madison with the line, "She wasn't in fear with that dick in her ass for a paycheck.").

Wilkinson told Us:

I felt the need to respond because I feel like she thinks... she can just get away with it [being just] her side. ... I have a right to respond to what I believe. I saw her everyday with Hef and what is being told is not what I saw. No one is going to stick up for Hef. ... I have to be the one. I don’t really care what she says about me, but it’s how she paints the mansion. ... It’s making me mad. ... So many [women], thousands of [women], are so appreciative of Hef and they’re so happy that Hef gave them their chance.

It just makes me mad that she wants to move on but she keeps writing stuff about the mansion. … I’m going to fight for Hef. That’s my job. … He’s done nothing wrong. … She lived at the Playboy Mansion, people, not a church.

Who knows whether or not Hefner pitted the girls against each other back then or not. They seem to be doing a pretty good job of doing it themselves now.

Reggie the dog really likes ice cream, and who can blame him? Few can resist the siren song of the ice cream truck music, and the allure of its sweet treats. But not everybody acts this excited while waiting for a cone.

What a good boy! Who is a good boy? Is it Reggie? It is! Reggie is a good boy.

In this video posted to YouTube on May 5, Reggie the Staffie (Staffordshire Bull Terrier) waits for his owner to let him go, and then he charges over to the ice cream truck. He practically dances while watching another girl get served, but still he waits. So excited! This is the best day of his life. True, every day that Reggie gets ice cream is probably the best day of his life, but dogs have no sense of time.

According to the YouTube description of the video, Reggie even has his own tab. Which is helpful, because dogs rarely carry money, and when they do, they usually pee on it.

For several hours yesterday, the world didn't know how rapper Tyga would react publicly to his breakup with reality star Kylie Jenner. Think about that: several hours of radio silence after his breakup with his girlfriend of two years went public. How did the world even function during that time? But now there's good news—E! News sent a reporter to an event that Tyga was attending on Thursday to ask him about it. Drumroll, please…

Said Tyga:

I'm good, you know? Just another day and working hard and trying to get to that next level and achieve big things and evolve.

Tyga—on behalf of the Internet, thank you. The world needed closure. Also, you are a 26-year-old man who started dating Kylie Jenner two years ago when she was only 16. That was weird. But thank you.

Rumors have flown lately regarding the relationship status of Orlando Bloom and Katy Perry, given the complicating factor known as Selena Gomez's arms all over Bloom's bod.

Following the accidental Las Vegas photo shoot between Miranda Kerr's ex and the young pop singer, both Perry and Gomez have stepped forward to condemn the non-existent drama.

Katy Perry kickstarted things with her tweet urging people to look at Orlando Bloom. Done and done.

This tweet gives away a lot: 1) Bloom and Perry are totes a thing. 2) Bloom is into humanitarian stuff, thus elevating his hotness a few degrees.

Gomez supports people looking at Bloom, specifically regarding Perry's tweet.

The 23-year-old starlet complimented Perry on her rumor-destroying tweet using the language of millennials and the power of the re-tweet.

There you have it. Nothing interesting is happening here. Except for the fact that Bloom and Perry are likely dating, and Gomez has Perry's back. 

Meanwhile, Evan Spiegel, that 25-year-old Snapchat bro, is still dating Miranda Kerr. 

For a Magnum Ice Cream event at Cannes, Kendall Jenner wore a ripped-up scarf wrapped around a lacy romper, also known as a Versace dress, according to People. It's a nice contrast to her papier-mâché outfit, which you'll have to scroll down further to peak at.

Given that Kanye West ripped up two Balmain dresses to make Kim Kardashian's Met Gala outfit, Jenner's dress makes you wonder if she made some last minute adjustment. Like get caught in some heavy machinery that tore her dress in half. 

Earlier, for a Magnum photo call (FYI, Magnum is a Nestlé brand, which is a sponsor at Cannes. Magnum isn't there to promote an ice cream movie, though that'd be cool), Kendall Jenner wore a complete outfit from designer Emilia Wickstead. The get-up was a white jumpsuit, which seems like a horrible outfit for eating ice cream in.

It also makes her boobs look like balloons that have been papier-mâché'd on. Just saying.

When a knight at a Renaissance fair in Russia noticed the drone hovering above a sword fight, he stayed in character and hurled a spear at it, nailing it out of the sky and saving the peasants from a historical anachronism. This "clash of epochs" likely won the brave warrior six hens and the hearts of grateful castle wenches, but cost the drone owner several hundred dollars.

This guy clearly doesn't mess around when it comes to immersing himself in the Medieval Era. The accuracy of that hit reveals how much practice he's put into the spear-tossing game.

Suffice to say, one does not achieve historical accuracy without the will to destroy someone else's expensive equipment.

It's Friday the 13th, the best unofficial holiday with a name from a beloved film franchise since last week's May the Fourth Be With You. For notorious villain Jason Voorhees, it's a day to machete up and slay, and for everyone else, a day to feel super superstitious.

Don't play limbo under open ladders, steer clear of any black cats, and definitely don't go defiantly punching mirrors like you're in a P!nk video, because today, the calendar is out to get you.

Stay safe, and maybe save your pick-up road hockey game for tomorrow.

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Gwen Stefani posted a no-makeup selfie online and as far as you know it could be a completely different person. Gwen Stefani has been wearing red lipstick and dark eyeliner since the 90s. In fact, if someone told you that these things were tattooed on her face, you'd believe them and just be grateful that she never tattooed that culturally insensitive bindi.

This is the shot, complete with artfully disheveled hair: 

Still pretty, just completely different.