Chris Brown has a two-year-old daughter named Royalty, who should start hanging out with Reign Disick and King (child of Tyga and Blac Chyna) to form a really cool clique. That's beside the point.

Brown had Royalty with Nia Guzman, and the parents aren't on the best terms anymore. Brown posted a photo of little Royalty, along with a caption venting his fatherly disapproval of Royalty's outfit (which Guzman presumably chose). Guzman then commented on the Instagram—which Brown has since deleted but The Shade Room recorded for all mankind to see.

"It's crazy to me that a parent would OK dressing our daughter like she 16. I ain't cool wit that. SHE IS 2!!!!" Brown captioned the photo of Royalty in a tutu, the clothing of choice for toddlers.

Guzman responded: "If anybody thinks something is wrong with a baby...mad at the world in dance class...in her TUTU... U need to go pray #Namaste."

Royalty's mom more or less hit the nail on the head: kid is dressed for dance class. If Brown really has an issue here, he can wait about three months for when Royalty quits dance.

Brown, though, wasn't content with leaving the parental discussion there. He, according to The Cut, left a follow-up comment.

I ain’t here to argue back and forth with anyone. Dance class is fine even with the leotard. The pics just looks risky in my opinion, this isn’t a debate. She's 2. I ain’t talking about it on social media any longer. I said my opinion

Cool, Chris Brown. Your opinion is out there. Good, great, everyone knows it. Now go search on Google Image for "ballet" and see what comes up.

YouTube star and mother of three angry kids, Kristina Kuzmic, posted a video on May 16 called "I'm not your friend, kid! (Because I love you.)" In it, she says that she doesn't really mind if her kids get pissed off at her sometimes, because her job is to be their mother, not their BFF. She tells other parents struggling with the urge to give in to their children's demands that when their kids get mad at them, they should "hold [their] ground." And she explains why all this is important as sanely as anyone could while eating wine mixed with ice cream.

Kuzmic reasons:

My number one job as their parent is to love them. And loving them does not mean making sure they're always happy, and get every single little thing they want. Loving them means raising them into healthy, decent human beings who I would actually want to hang out with someday. . . If you're trying to do the right thing and parent your children, them not liking you is not terminal, it's not going to last forever. You know what's terminal? Them turning into entitled, bratty adults the rest of the world now has to deal with."

And she also points out that at least one brand of ice cream is always on sale at the grocery store, and as an adult, you can go get some right now.

In a deleted scene from Sunday's Keeping Up With The Kardashians, Kris Jenner said she's changing her name back to "Kris Kardashian." "If Bruce can change his name to Caitlyn, I think I'm good," she says by way of rationale. Khloé Kardashian, her daughter from her first marriage to Robert Kardashian, is understandably shocked by this.

"I was the original Kardashian," Kris told Khloé. Okay.

Let's do some math. The woman currently known as Kris Jenner was born Kris Houghton, which she remained until she married Robert at the age of 22. They were divorced 13 years later. She then married Olympian Bruce Jenner, now Caitlyn, a month after she divorced Robert Kardashian. She was married to Jenner for 24 years, and has thus far kept her name after the divorce. So, she's been a Jenner longer than she's been anything else, and nearly twice as long as she ever was a Kardashian.

Anyway, rough day for the Jenner side of the Kardashian-Jenner joint brand. 

Spotting a fully-developed human with atmosphere-breaking unicorn hair may not induce feelings of euphoria, but a baby with a full set of hair definitely will. A two-month-old girl named Coral from Hawaii deserves to have a throng of humans kneel before the perfect, wild mane that gloriously sits atop her head.

Not to mention, her eyes are actually a pair of luminescent sea-crystals.

Ever since her parents, Mike and Drea Rader, uploaded the above photo on Imgur last Tuesday, Coral's untamable mop of thick black hair has had over two-million folks checking it out on Imgur.

“At this speed you can expect the first white hair around 4 months,” one guy wrote. Another added, “2 months and already got James Brown's haircut, well congrats!” 

The best comment goes to teeshirt, who wrote: "Your daughter could star in a Zoolander prequel."

Coral’s pops told People that she was born on February 27 this year with a full set of hair and has been “combing her hair since day [one].”

"I was hoping she'd have black hair like my wife and blue eyes like me," her dad said. Well, looks like some dreams do come true.

May you continue making humans who aren't bald feel bald at the sight of you, Coral.

In a now-deleted Reddit post, 29-year-old user Khaleesiscorned, who cheated on his girlfriend, complained about receiving the worst possible punishment for a Game of Thronesfan: weekly show spoilers. He explained that his ex got him into the show, but he was unable to watch it while abroad, and is now trying to catch up. In her own way, his angry ex is actually helping him catch up, by sending him messages containing crucial plot points. However, her assistance is definitely not appreciated.

My ex, we'll call her Dany, and I were together for nearly a year. We broke up a couple months ago, due to distance and just not being right for eachother. The majority of our relationship was long distance, while I worked abroad, and communication was hard.

I had a lot of jealousy issues, due to Dany having a lot of male friends and she'd slept with a lot of guy. I let this get the better of me and I cheated on her with my ex and other girls. She found out shortly after we broke up, and understandably hates me. We had a massive argument after the break up, where I said some nasty things that I regret, and now she doesn't talk to me or want anything to do with me.

When we are together, Dany introduced me to Game Of Thrones, and I got addicted to it. Unfortunately while abroad, I wasn't able I watch it live, and usually it would take a while to find a good stream, if at all. The internet out there was bad.

Dany blocked me on every form of communication when we broke up. But, on the Monday after season 6 premiered she unblocked me and I saw I had messages from her. I was excited because I thought maybe she forgave me and we could move on, but it was literally just every spoiler from the first episode.

Since then she spoils the show for me every week. I tried to ask her to stop but she blocks me immediately after she sends the message. I blocked her on whatsapp, but she did it via Facebook. Then the next week it was text. She even borrowed one of our mutual friends phones to do it, and I fell for that (Our mutual friends are all closer to her and apparently hate me now because of what she's told them about me). I can't watch it before she ruins it became I have to wait til my girlfriend (my ex ex) is home from work to watch with her. 

I know I didn't treat her very well but I just want to watch my favourite show again. Is there anyway I can get Dany to stop or make peace so she won't ruin the show anymore?

TL; DR: I cheated on my ex during our relationship and she found out shortly after we broke up. She's blocked me on everything, but briefly unblocks me every Monday to send me Game of Thrones spoilers before I can watch it. How can I get her to stop?

It's sort of weird that the guy in the relationship supposedly has the username "Khaleesiscorned," which makes one wonder if the Reddit post was actually written by the scorned woman in the relationship, just bragging about pulling off the perfect punishment. But that's fine, because it's still funny.

Anyway, his ex is persistent—according to his post, she's messaged him on Facebook with a fake account, texted him, and even borrowed a friend's phone to send him spoilers via text from someone else's phone. She's nothing if not relentless. Hmm, just like Khaleesi. His only options seem to be: quit everything and just binge-watch however many episodes of the hour-long HBO show he needs to catch up, or just give up entirely and accept his fate as a pathetic cheater.

If you're googlingJapan's age of consent, maybe you're a professor doing research on global trends in sexuality. Or maybe you met a 20-year-old woman in Tokyo, and you want to see if that relationship's legal or not. Or maybe you're a goddamn pervert. That's certainly what Google thinks of you.

Look at that photo of Dennis from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. It's like Google's giving you that skeptical, weirded-out look just for googling that dirty thing you googled. Alternatively, as Dennis is a notorious pervert, it's almost like Google's accusing you of being like him. Least likely is that Dennis is making that face in reference to a way-too-young age of consent.

As of early in the day on May 23, Dennis was still the Google result. It could certainly change at any time, though, and seems to be pulled from a IGN discussion board where one of the commenters used the above Dennis face as an avatar.

Redditor MintSm pointed out the strange image, although he didn't explain why he discovered it, or why he was googling that dirty thing he googled. 

Apparently, many men have never actually ever touched a tampon, or bothered to learn anything about one. [Ed. note—I could get on my high horse about this but I thought when a boy got a wet dream it meant he was wetting the bed until, like, last year.] But Cosmopolitan magazine decided to fix that by filming men interacting with tampons for the first time. Men all think tampons look like fireworks, apparently, until they get into water and turn into flowers. Also, they don't think the cardboard actually goes inside. Hmm.

Again, while women could and maybe should shame men for being clueless about this, it is a near certainty that most ladies don't know how often a typical man gets an erection every day. Either 2 or 20 or 200 times? LOL IDK. In conclusion: this is the state of sexual education in this country.

Settle in, friends, because there is an absolute batshit delight of a video waiting for you below. In a mere 1 minute 43 seconds, this fight between local news anchors on manages to include LeBron James, Space Jam, motherly love, sarcasm, an epic eye roll, friendship, betrayal, honor, the Amy Schumer film Trainwreck, a handwritten note, overnight stays at mom's house, and a man referring to his news station, KRON, like it's a goddamn alien overlord that has attached itself to the back of his neck and is controlling his thoughts. Actually, maybe that's what KRON really is, because that's one of the few things that would explain this spectacular display of petty behavior:

Or maybe he's just drunk.  

Sure, there were other characters in last night's episode, 'The Door,' even new ones like Kinvara. (If you haven't yet, check out our regular recap and Twitter reactions.) But only one character realized the purpose of their singular mission in life: Hodor. Although he was Ned Stark's age, Hodor's mind was frozen at a point in youth—which makes him perfect for Snapchat. There was about as much plot in 'The Door' as in any given season of Game of Thrones, but we tried to capture it all. So, strap yourself in and prepare to download so much information straight to your brain, you'll have no choice but to say "Hodor."

Forever.

The mother of YouTuber jdubbaneh5 used a public restroom, which in and of itself can be scary sometimes. This restroom looked fine, though, until the mother tried to get out of her stall. She couldn't. It was hilarious.

See, it wasn't her fault: it was the mutual fault of whoever designed that bathroom as well as the person who left down the changing table. Neither of these people thought through the quite likely scenario that someone might be in the stall next to the changing table, forcing this poor mom to try and squeeze her way out. 

Presumably this woman—who thankfully doesn't have claustrophobia and managed to keep calm—did make it out in the end. Or maybe she's still in that stall, slowly withering away until she can slide through the infinitesimal door opening. 

Eva Longoria's wedding to José ​Bastón has been a remarkable event mostly because the Mexican wedding has led to Victoria Beckham acting like a normal person. First there were the Uggs and then there was this video of Beckham dancing with hair stylist Ken Pavés. Beckham may not be able to sing, but she can definitely pull of drunk dancing—because she was drunk, on tequila, for this spectacular event. 

"Adios Mexico," Beckham captioned the video that you're watching on repeat. "Encontramos nuestro ritmo en Mexico! X#Howmuchtequilla #electicslide #flashmob I <3 @davidbeckham @evalongoria @kenpaves X VB"

According to ET, that complex Spanish phrase means "We found our rhythm in Mexico." And given that Beckham spelled both tequila and electric slide wrong in her hashtags, she likely indulged a fair amount prior to this video.

If only the video had showed Beckham's real smile, then it would've been perfect.

That's OK, the secret is already out that Victoria, though plagued with RBF, is quite fun away from prying paparazzi eyes.

For her much discussed performance at the BBMAs that Dr. Luke tried to stop, Kesha wore a unique white Nudie suit with a bevy of colorful appliqués that held greater meaning beyond their attractive sparkles.

On Instagram, the singer explained the significance of the suit, which she wore for her rendition of Bob Dylan's "It Ain't Me, Babe" with Ben Folds.

the story is ...my heart got stabbed. I was betrayed. I thought I was going to die. then I found my rainbow by following my intuition. ( or third eye as I've interpreted it ) and learned to trust myself. find my real voice. and learned to love unconditionally through my relationship with that little shit Mr. peeps. that's my nudie story

Mr Peeps is a real, feline creature.

Kesha loves Mr. Peeps very much. 

The suit was a nice compliment to Kesha's earlier outfit at the BBMAs, which was also a Nudie suit. This getup was in tribute to both Bob Dylan and Prince.

very lucky to be wearing a classic nudie suit on this carpet. this piece of vintage clothing is truly a piece of art ( like. museum piece ) and an homage to both Bob Dylan and Prince. thank u so so much to the nudie suit crew for sharing this art and letting it adorn my body tonight. I'm very appreciative and grateful

Who wants to go buy a suit this very second? And then maybe get a big fat cat to comfort you while listening to Kesha's full BBMAs performance.

The singer received a standing ovation for a very good reason: she was amazing.

Bravo, Kesha. Bravo.

Chewbacca mom's 15 minutes of fame continues. The mother, who went viral for entertaining herself with a Chewbacca mask, helped James Corden get to work on Monday. Corden was not pleased, which maybe some people can relate to.

In the end, a helpful JJ Abrams saved the car trip from being a total disaster. It may have been Abrams' most difficult work yet.

That was some great advice from the Star Wars: Episode VII director on how to perfect the Chewbacca noise. And it wasn't at all surprising that Abrams was just chilling in the back all along. The idea that he is lurking behind every Star Wars fan, just waiting to pop out and share his opinion doesn't seem that far-fetched.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West just celebrated their two-year wedding anniversary by returning to Italy, the country where they got married and likely enjoyed a few nice pasta dinners while they were at it. In a series of posts, Kardashian simultaneously commemorated the event and proved she's a real human being capable of possessing genuine feelings for another person.

Happy 2 year anniversary to the love of my life! You make me so happy! I love you so much!!!

She likely also feels just as intimate a connection with her 15-carat diamond ring, which, in spite of reports alleging its value to be upwards of $8 million, Kardashian felt inclined to apply the same level of digital alteration as she does to pictures of her own personage.

My ring shined so bright for our love in Rome while we celebrated our 2 year anniversary in Italy, the country we got married in! #Blessed

The couple's two children, North, 2, and Saint, 5 months, were nowhere to be found, unless bad lighting made one of them look like this old Italian man named Valentino.

People reports that the couple's trip included a visit to the Rome Opera with famous designers like Valentino, followed by a stop in London as well as the Vogue 100 Gala Dinner, where you can observe them in their natural state of posing for cameras.

KimYe's special anniversary trip to the country that famously resembles a boot only makes Aziz Ansari and Eric Wareheim's Italy-set video for "Famous" all the more appropriate.

Prom: it's the best night of your life if you're the kind of weirdo who peaks in high school. For the rest of the world, prom is kind of horrible and awkward: bad fashions, worse hair, and that awful song you slow danced to with a date you were too good for. (Count yourself lucky if it wasn't "A Moment Like This" by Kelly Clarkson.) The worst part of all, though, are the professionally awful photos memorializing the whole thing. Here are some of the most regrettable prom photos people ever put on the Internet.

1. This teenage boy who posed with the three girls pregnant with his children.

2. The guy who wore his tallest formal attire.

3. The guy who went with an invisible date.

4. The guy who was told to touch a tree.

 5. With an attitude like this, who cares if you have a date?

6. Please don't let this teen into prom.

7. Prom: the most dangerous game.

8. It's a special night in their lives, but for the dog, it's just another day to poop.

9. When your prom theme is "watching people f*ck in the woods."

10. Wow, guys getting affectionate with trees is really a prom standard.

11. One is good. One is evil.

12. When you're a third wheel and you know it.

13. Hopefully their dates didn't drive up, see this, and immediately secede from prom.

14. Boys these days.

15. Their prom was like a fairytale.

Oscar-winner Helen Hunt had an eventful trip to Starbucks, where she ordered a drink (that appears to be a Green Tea Lemonade) and got a side of confusion from a super-confident barista.

Starbucks took the opportunity to apologize with an Oscar-winning pun. 

In the barista's defense, it is easy to confuse the two, but at the very least, they should have spelled "Jodie" correctly.

This isn't the first time people got the two sophisticated blonde actresses confused. Entertainment Weekly dug up Hunt's 1994 appearance on Letterman, in which she told a story about a time a Foster fan refused to believe it wasn't her. Hunt was at a supermarket when the clerk didn't charge her, thinking she was Foster. "And I said, ‘I’m actually not, thank you.’ ‘No you are, I know you’re Jodie Foster.’ ‘I’m begging you, I’m not, I’m really not,’” Hunt told Letterman. She ended up showing the clerk her driver's license, who made her pay for the groceries after all. 

Blac Chyna, who has made it clear that she's not down with her haters, has posted the very first up close look of her baby with Rob Kardashian, in the form of an ultrasound.

Before you start bemoaning Blac Chyna's existence, just read Chyna's caption for the picture, which is cropped perfectly to not reveal the baby's gender. It's sweet. Honestly.

For a long time I felt like King was going to be an only child. That he was my greatest blessing and we were gonna live happily ever after together Just the 2 of us, I was no longer looking for love because I thought I had all that I needed. We needed. But look at God ! Here I am Engaged to be married to one of the greatest men I know who loves King & I unconditionally AND having another bundle of joy! I just want to say Never give up & ALWAYS have faith because fairytales DO come True

Isn't that a nice Instagram caption, loaded with positive sentiment and devoid of publicity seeking? Let poor Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian have this one, guys. 

Hate on them for something else down the line, but not the babies. Babies are too cute for that.

This cruel bastard. This poor woman. Brad Holmes (who might want to consider changing his name and going into hiding soon) played the meanest prank on his girlfriend Jen by rubbing a chili pepper (yes, the red hot kind, and no, not the band) on her tampon and then filming her reaction.

[Ladies, are you still reading? Are you okay? Do you want to grab some ice to sit on while you read this?]

It's important to bear in mind that this couple is already YouTube famous for pranking each other. This prank is so cruel it might even be fake, but who knows. As of now, the video has been watched over 2 million times on Holmes' Facebook page. At the start, Holmes can be heard stating his evil plan: "It's Jen's time of the month, so I'm gonna play a little trick on her, and give her a hot vagina. I'm gonna rub this chili onto this tampon. Let's see what happens." Holmes set up two cameras: one in the sitting room and one in the bathroom, sort of pointed at the toilet. This just gets worse and worse, right?

The fact that the tampon package has already been opened doesn't deter Jen from popping that bad boy right into her cooch. Cut to: an obviously very uncomfortable Jen complaining to her nan that her "vagina's on fire" and "feels like it's going to fall off." She pleads with her nan, "Just feel my jeans. You can feel the heat coming off of it," although Nan's not into giving that a try. Her nan suggests she take a shower, while Holmes acts innocent and suggests helpfully that this could be a reaction from last night's curry.

When Jen goes into the bathroom to splash water on her lady parts (and probably contemplate throwing her vagina and/or herself out the window), Holmes comes in, and tells her what he's done while filming her. At which point she slams the door on him and tells him to "fuck off out of this house."

Their Facebook friends' comments indicate that they are familiar with this couple's antics.

He got off easy. But there may be an angry female mob coming after him with pitchforks soon. Okay, end of story, tell your vagina it's okay to breathe again.