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Custody case reminds world that making babies vegan is dangerously hard.

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In Italy this month, vegan parents lost custody of their baby after he almost died from malnutrition. According to The LocalinItaly, the 14-month old baby was taken to hospital in Milan by his grandparents, where doctors discovered he weighed only slightly more than a typical 3-month-old. Allegedly, the baby's parents had kept him on a vegan diet without dietary supplements. As a result, he was severely malnourished and suffering from dangerously low calcium levels. Worse, he had to undergo an emergency operation for a congenital heart condition that had been exacerbated by his vitamin deficiencies.

Veganism, like many things (speaking in full sentences, driving a car, having a martini at the end of a long day), is fine for (most) adults, but not necessarily for babies. In fact, veganism, which typically involves eliminating all animal products—including eggs, dairy, and meat—could be dangerous for humans in their earliest phase of life.

"How much longer until I'm old enough to buy my own damn dinner?"

In recent months, there have been multiple international cases reported of babies suffering health problems related to vegan diets, collected here in this Washington Postarticle. The subject is tricky, because many vegan parents feel passionately about the dietary choice, and, understandably, want their children to abide by these rules as well. In 2007, many vegan parents got upset when a New York Timesop-ed titled “Death by Veganism” seemed to suggest it was not the healthiest option for kids.

“Holy guacamole — can we all just stop the madness when it comes to ill-informed journalists claiming that vegan diets harm/kill babies?!” responded dietician Anya Todd in a broadside in​ Your Daily Vegan.“Every year or so, an article enters the world with inflammatory headlines and content about how dangerous a vegan diet can be for infants and children.”

Attempting to inject nuance into this discussion (something rarely seen in vegan or parenting arguments), this article in the Spectator last year made the point that veganism doesn't hurt kids; neglectful parenting does. If parents are diligent about providing their kids with the necessary supplements, most can grow up perfectly healthy on an animal-free diet.

Pediatric dietician Helen Wilcock, a member of the British Dietetic Association, told the Guardian she tries to keep an open mind about vegan diets for young children. But, she stresses the importance of parents staying well-informed and ensuring their kids get the necessary nutrients. "Vegan children can be deficient in vitamin D, calcium, iron and possibly vitamin B12, so they need supplements," she said. Another difficulty is protein, since kids can't necessarily get the amino acids from beans that they would get from eating meat or fish.

In an advice column for Slate, Melinda Wenner Moyer writes, “Can kids be vegan and be healthy? Of course they can. Fruits, vegetables, and whole grains are undoubtedly good for growing bodies, and research even suggests an association between veganism and a reduced risk for cancer.”

However, Moyer also cautions that raising kids vegan requires extra work by parents and caregivers, who “have to ensure that their children are getting the calories and wide variety of nutrients they need — not a small feat when dealing with typically fussy, food-neophobic kids.” In other words, good luck.

It's obviously up to you to decide what you eat or don't eat, because you're an adult, and being an adult means you can nourish or destroy your body at will! But, if you're going to cut animal products out of your kid's diet—especially when they're under the age of five—make sure they are getting all the nutrients they need to grow up to be healthy and strong teens who will probably sneak a Big Mac the first chance they get.

Yum. Burgers.


Teen girls filming in majestic slo-mo suddenly realize there's a wasp in the car.

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All truly great art is serendipitous, and so it is with "When u trying to make a slow motion video and you see a wasp," a short film about three seconds in three young women's lives that changed them—and the internet—forever. Those three seconds, however, seem like they last much longer, both because their innocence is lost and because it's shot in slow motion. Specifically, it lasts for twenty-five seconds in which our protagonist, Girl Sitting Shotgun, goes from a naive teen making motorboat noises with her lips to a terrified woman trapped in a car with a potentially sting-y insect.

Here it is in normal speed, courtesy of redditor ValdemarSt.

Life is a beautiful tapestry of screams and bees.

3D-printed pizza is coming soon, so eating your feelings has never been easier.

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3D printers have been around for a while, but now they're stepping up their game. 3D printing company BeeHex, Inc. is teaming up with executive chef Pasquale Cozzolino to create 3D-printed pizza. That's right, folks. Eating your feelings has never been easier. Gone are the days when you had to call in an order for a sadness pizza and then wait half an hour for it to be delivered. Thanks to this important technological advancement, you'll be able to drown your sorrows in delicious pizza at the push of a button.

Mad about a fight you had with your boyfriend? Print a pizza.

Stressed about that big presentation coming up at work? Print a pizza.

Sad that nobody RSVP'd to your cat's birthday party? Print a pizza.

The company's current prototype will print you an oven-ready pizza in a little under four minutes, but rumor has it the ultimate goal is to create a 3D-printed pizza kiosk that'll pump 'em out every 60 seconds. Either way, stress eating just got a lot easier. Thanks, technology!

Canadians with FOMO are improvising their own versions of 'Pokémon Go.'

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While everyone in the US is free to walk around injuring themselves as they try to catch all the Pokémon, our Canadian friends don't have Pokémon Go yet. What they do have is a severe case of FOMO (fear of missing out, in case you missed out on the current lingo).

To deal with this tragedy, they have started creating their own versions of Pokémon Go.

Some of their attempts are better than others...

Don't worry guys, it's gotta be coming soon, right? In the meantime, don't forget that you still have the greatest Pokemon of all: Biebachu.

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Behold—the first Jenner grandson is born.

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If you're keeping track of the Kardashian-Jenner brood at home (you all have K-J family trees on your walls, right?), it's time for an important update.The most famous trans woman in the world announced she's a grandma again, but this time, it's a little different: it's the first time that the baby is a Jenner boy.

In an Instagram post, she welcomed her first grandson from her biological son Burt (she has numerous step-grandchildren, including some boys, from her marriage with Kris Jenner). The baby, named Bodhi Jenner, was born July 6th.

She captioned in her Instagram announcement...

So excited for @bjenner and Valerie. They named their adorable first child Bodhi. The first Jenner boy!! the name moves on :)

Not for nothing, but are we still concerned with sons carrying on the family name? Did it suddenly become 1963 again? What kind of message does this send to the kids her eldest daughter might have someday?

Jenner has never called herself a feminist, so it's not necessarily surprising that she'd subscribe to this outdated, and some would argue sexist, way of looking at the children of sons opposed to daughters. So like, go on with your basic self Miss Jenner. WERK (conservatively)!

The Westboro Baptist Church is trying to use Jigglypuff to defeat gay people in Pokémon Go.

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A Pokémon Go user and the Westboro Baptist Church, best known for hating anything and everything gay, have gone to battle.

You should really clean that greasy screen off, buddy.

The user, who goes by the name Pinknose, discovered that the church's location was being used as a gym, which is a place to hone your strengths within the app. So Pinknose claimed the space and renamed it LoveIsLove.

Well, those lovable haters at Westboro didn't waste any time getting back.

The church decided to fight back using a pink, and some might even say gay-looking, character within the Pokémon world: Jigglypuff.

Steven Drain, an elder at the church, told USA Today:

This little church, as despised and vilified as we are, the location of this church will be memorialized throughout eternity... We're willing by God's grace to say that homosexuality is wrong, and that's what we've been known for, even though we preach the whole counsel of God.

No word yet as to whether Westboro has reclaimed the space.

In the meantime, let's just relish in all that Pokémon shade being thrown around.

There are two big reasons this mermaid sculpture is angering the locals.

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Some residents of the town of Yarmouth, Massachusetts are reportedly up in arms about the new mermaid sand sculpture outside of Salty's Diner. See, each year, the owner of the restaurant, Ray Roy, commissions a sand sculpture of a mermaid. But this year, the sculpture is...a bit more well-endowed than years past.

The big breasts were all part of Roy's plan. He asked for the giant sand jugs because, as he put it in the video below, "Nobody knows what a mermaid looks like. Nobody's ever seen a mermaid, and I wanted something totally different." So now you know what "totally different" actually means: it means giving a mermaid big marine tatas.

While a sergeant in the Yarmouth police force claimed that some people complained about the sculpture's endowments, all the people who CBS Boston interviewed said they had no problem with the sculpture. But nobody's talking about the real issue here: those breasts are not very hydrodynamic. Sorry, Ray Roy. It's more likely that real mermaids have no chest at all.


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Pregnant Courtney Stodden is quite the glamorous sleeper in this 'candid' lingerie pic.

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Courtney Stodden, self-proclaimed "TV personality and professional blonde" (according to her Instagram bio), is pregnant with her own baby, despite the memory of her as a baby herself. At 21-years-old, Stodden is famous for having gotten married at 16, to a dude 35 years her senior. The mom-to-be has been chronicling her pregnancy on Instagram, presenting the journey as nakedly as she can.

She posted a barely-believable"Bae caught me sleeping" post on Instagram to show just how glamorous she is when she sleeps, and there's no way she actually sleeps with her face and body at the most flattering angle.

Sleeping soooooooooo much it's insane!!! #preggers

A photo posted by Courtney A Stodden (@courtneyastodden) on

Stodden's Instagram has been on a roll. Just last week, she honored America's birthday by wearing nothing but her birthday suit.

Happy 4th of July weekend from me and Baby 🇺🇸 #4thofjuly #pregnant

A photo posted by Courtney A Stodden (@courtneyastodden) on

"Pregnancy has got me cranky. Like really cranky. At least right now. Then in an hour I'll be all nice. Hormones be ragin'," she writes, posing naked on the couch.

Still early in her pregnancy, the countdown to Stodden posting daily breastfeeding pics is on.

Actress Aya Cash shows the different 'modesty' garments she wears for cable vs. network sex scenes.

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Actress Aya Cash posted a really telling picture that illustrates the difference between what she wears for a cable versus network television sex scene. On the left is what Cash would "wear" while filming a sex scene for her cable television show You're the Worst on FX, and on the right, Cash models what she wore while filming a sex scene for the now-canceled FOX show Traffic Light. One is a lot more fabric than the other.

Cable sex scenes vs network sex scenes. Modesty cover comparison.

A photo posted by Aya Cash (@maybeayacash) on

Cable sex scenes vs network sex scenes. Modesty cover comparison.

So basically the one on the right looks like something that wouldn't even break a High School dress code while the thing on the left looks sort of like one of those thong panty liners or maybe a weirdly shaped Band-Aid. What that tiny strip of fabric actually is is a "strapless g-string." Essentially it's a big triangular sticker that you attach to your lady parts, and the little heart shaped piece is a butthole cover. Sounds comfy.

Even though most people would loath having to wear the weird sticky bookmark over their lady-bits, Cash told Entertainment Weekly in an interview last year that filming sex scenes isn't as uncomfortable as you'd think.

It’s not anyone’s favorite thing to do, but they make it very comfortable, and you write s– on your pasties, and you do stupid stuff to lighten the mood, and then everyone acts like a professional.

Maisie Williams doesn't look like this anymore thanks to some brightly colored hair dye.

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Maisie Williams has been rocking her short, brown bob for many seasons of Game of Thrones, but now she decided it was time to change things up a bit. Williams, like many teens and adults with cools jobs, opted for some bright blue "mermaid" hair. Go on, speculate if the color change means that Williams is no longer working on Thrones and that Arya died and blah blah blah.

She debuted the new color at Wimbledon this past weekend, but made sure to snap a few pictures with her colorists before leaving the salon.

Maybe Williams was inspired by Daario's hair in the books. Die-hard Thrones fans were disappointed to see that both versions of Daario had boring hair, but maybe Williams is making up for it.

Williams more than pulls it off, but maybe instead of calling it "mermaid" hair it should be called like, "White walker eyes blue" or "Joffrey choking to death blue" or something.

Joe Jonas and Demi Lovato are flirting with each other on Instagram and their fans are super into it.

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Pop singer Demi Lovato is newly single after breaking up with Wilmer Valderrama, who she dated for six years, which in celebrity time is about two decades. She's currently on tour with Nick Jonas, whose brother, Joe Jonas (duh), she briefly dated in 2010. She and Joe have remained friends, and their fans really, really want them to date again. So when she commented about how hot Joe's arms looked in an Instagram picture, it did not go unnoticed, to put it mildly.

Last night in San Diego. One more show left for the U.S. Tour! Los Angeles tomorrow!

A photo posted by J O E J O N A S (@joejonas) on

Lovato wrote a flirty comment about those arms, the "shippers" (people who want Demi and Joe to be in a relationship) collectively gasped.

And THEN Jonas commented BACK to Lovato, and the shippers all fell on the floor and convulsed in sheer ecstasy.

Fans are so psyched for them to date, they've already got their own couple name: Jemi.

Everyone is losing their shit is right.

Your move, Jemi.

9 celebrities so horny they've hooked up with a ghost.

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Celebrities are just like us. They drive cars, they exercise, they have sex with ghosts. Oh wait, you don't do that? Weird. Maybe spirits just aren't super horny for the stained sweatpants you wear to bed every night. Ghost sex is a real thing, but the way. It even has a scientific sounding name, Spectrophilia, so you know it's legit. Maybe someday you'll be undressed by the undead, but until then, be jealous of these 9 celebrities who've gotten freaky with the supernatural.

If all ghosts look like Patrick Swayze, then HELL YES!

1. Lucy Liu

When Lucy Liu saw a ghost, she screamed. Not out of fear, but out of pleasure. Back in 1999, Liu toldUs Weekly that she had a sexual encounter with a ghost. She described the experience in detail:

Some sort of spirit came down from God knows where and made love to me. It was sheer bliss. I felt everything. I climaxed. And then he floated away.

A ghost gave her an orgasm. What's your excuse, men who are alive?

2. Ke$ha

Kesha's been very public about her experiences with ghost sex. In 2012, she told Ryan Seacrest that her song "Supernatural" was inspired by "having sexy time with a ghost." That same year, she told Conan O'Brien that she and a ghost "went to the bone zone." Later, on Jimmy Kimmel Live, she said her vagina was haunted. Kesha had a vagina exorcism on her short lived reality show, before appearing in an episode of The Haunting Of...on Lifetime. Basically, Kesha told anyone within earshot about horny ghosts. We get it Kesha, ghosts think you're smokin' hot. OMG stop bragging.


3. Bobby Brown

Bobby Brown released a tell all-book recently, and it's chock-full of juicy stories, including the time he banged a ghost. Before you say, "Crack is wack," you should know that Bobby B. assures his readers this was back in the early 90's, before he started abusing hard drugs. Brown was minding his business, living in a haunted mansion in Atlanta, when one female ghost couldn't help but start Humpin' Around. The singer describes the experience in his memoir, Every Little Step.

One memorable night, one of the ghosts descended from the ceiling and had sex with me. After you stop laughing, I need you to hear what I’m saying because I’m not making this up. And let me add this: This was before I ever touched any drug besides weed and alcohol.

In my bedroom I had a big round bed with a mirrored ceiling looming above. I always slept in the nude, so one night I woke up to the sensation of a woman on top of me. I looked up and in the mirrors I could actually see a white woman straddling me on the bed. The sensation felt exactly like sex — I could feel my penis inside of her and everything. It was not a dream; I was definitely awake while it was happening. All of the sudden, she was gone — leaving me alone and incredibly excited and terrified at the same time.”


4. Dan Ackroyd

Before Ghostbusters ruined your childhood with the reboot, it ruined your childhood with an awkward scene where Dan Ackroyd receives a BJ from a ghost. (That was fun to watch with your parents.) In real life, Ackroyd experienced ghosts in his bed as well. The actor talks about the time he "felt an unseen presence" in his bed, and in a 2013 interview withEsquire, he described spooning a male ghost, because he's nothing if not open minded.

I saw the door open, and I rolled over and looked at the bed, and I saw the depression in the mattress, like somebody was getting in there. And I thought, I'm just going to roll over and snuggle up next to it. Maybe that guy was gay and he wanted to have some fun. I'd be surprised if I was his type, but when you're dead, you'll take what you can get.


5. Anna Nicole Smith

If Spectrophilia is real, then there's a 100% chance Anna Nicole Smith's ghost is out there getting laid. Back in 2004, she told the men's magazine FHM aboutrepeatedly hooking up with a ghost who was damn good in the sheets:

A ghost would crawl up my leg and have sex with me at an apartment a long time ago in Texas. I used to think it was my boyfriend, and one day I woke up and it wasn’t. It was, like, a spirit and it — woo! [miming a ghost flying from her her bed sheets] — went up! I was freaked out about it, but then I was, like, 'Well, you know what? He’s never hurt me and he just gave me some amazing sex so I have no problem.' It was not a dream because it was happening every night...I told my boyfriend and he didn’t believe me. Of course….MEN!

Hope you're gettin' it on in heaven, girl!

6. Coco Austin

Another blonde bombshell making dead people horny is Coco Austin. (You might know her as Ice T's wife or Chanel's mom.) She described her experience in an episode of The Haunting Of... on Lifetime.

I was watching TV...and I was wearing a nightie and I felt my dress move up my leg. I looked down and got freaked out. I pushed it down, watched TV, felt it again and I could see it being pulled up. And then I felt a guy breathing in my ear.

How does that make you feel, Ice?


7. Natasha Blasick

She may have got her big break starring in a Paranormal Activity spin off, but Natasha Blasick had real life paranormal activity, in her pants. The Russian-born actress admits to getting busy with a ghost not once, but TWICE. Luckily for her, she loved it. In 2014, Blasick appeared on the British talk show This Morning, and described two separate sexual encounters with a supernatural super stud.

At first I was very confused... then I decided to relax and it was really really pleasurable, I really enjoyed it.


8. Paz de la Huerta

She's starred on TV shows like Boardwalk Empire, but her real brush with fame was with Elvis. Dead Elvis.Paz told The New York Times in 2011 that she got pleasured by The King himself on a visit to Graceland.

I went to his recording studio because sometimes the sensitive people feel him in this room, and I stood in this corner and I felt him. What can I say? I felt him touch me. I felt his spirit go through me and give me pleasure.

Thank you, thank you very much (for the ghost orgasm).

9. Matthew McConaughey

He didn't disclose if they went to supernatural bone town, but Matthew McConaughey said he's been naked a lot with a female ghost, so you do the math. The spirit, whom McConaughey named Madam Bleu, made her presence known at first by making noises. He described their first meeting.

I heard this sound like a dime dropping on to a glass table, I get up with my dog and start running around buck naked with a bat to investigate.I go downstairs and there’s nothing there. I now know it was her because I’ve seen her since. She's a cool ghost. Maybe being nude all the time is why we get along.

Note: if you ever become a ghost, go haunt Matthew McConaughey and he'll show you his dong. But make sure you're definitely a ghost and not alive, because if you're alive that shit's illegal, bro.

Hear more about his chill ghost roommate in this video clip:

Ghosts need love too.

5 reasons you should delete 'Pokémon Go' immediately.

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If you were a breathing human person who was alive within the past week, you've heard of Pokémon Go. The 90s game made its big mobile comeback last week, and it's already more popular than apps like Tinder (but like Tinder, it's inspiring love connections). Essentially, it uses your phone's GPS location to help you go out into the world and find Pokémon characters.

Delete this app.

If you're like this author, the moment you figured out the game forces you to leave your home, you deleted it. #SayNoToUnnecessaryCardio

But it turns out there are a whole slew of other reasons to delete the app, besides the possibility of finding a dead body. Here's a roundup of all the paranoid legitimate reasons why you should delete Pokémon Go.

1. Pokémon Go Has Boundary Issues.

Just like when you're dating someone and they come on too strong, friending all your Facebook friends after only a week, Pokémon just can't respect your safe space.

You see, when you download the app, you're basically giving it permission to access all your other apps (especially Google). Its privacy policy reads...

"...aggregated information and non-identifying information with third parties for research and analysis, demographic profiling, and other similar purposes..."

So basically, your location data will get sent right back to Google.


2. It's Reading Your Emails

If you chose to use your Google Account to register with the game, then Pokémon Go knows all about that money you sent to that Nigerian prince.

It turns out there's a fault in the registration process where you, dear user, give permission to Pokémon Go to read and even send emails from your account.

Giving Pokémon your email password.

So if you'd rather not have a Japanese game character know about your erectile dysfunction, think before downloading.


3. Pokémon Go Inspires CHEATERS!

Nobody likes a cheater. Which is why reports of rampant Pokémon Go cheating are so upsetting. Is nothing sacred?

The worst is this dude. He posted to Reddit a picture of his rigged up drone—yes, drone. Instead of walking, which is the point of the game, he flew, covering more ground than any person could, and thus getting all the Pokémon. What a human turd.

CHEATER!

4. It's Forcing Old Police Dudes to Use Words Like "Pokestop"

Police in O'Fallon, Missouri issued a statement on Facebook warning residents about the game. They said...

The way we believe it was used is you can add a beacon to a pokestop to lure more players. Apparently they were using the app to locate ppl standing around in the middle of a parking lot or whatever other location they were in.


5. It's Putting Our Troops in Danger

Louis Park, stationed just out Mosul in Northern Iraq, is taunting ISIS to play him.

First playfully teasing, what's next? All out Pokémon war?

Sure, it's all fun and games until ISIS gets involved!

There is one potential upside to playing Pokémon Go. Maybe people will finally realize that being outdoors sucks.

Pregnant Victoria's Secret model Candice Swanepoel shows off her 'lady lumps.'

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On Monday night, Victoria's Secret model Candice Swanepoel posted an Instagram of her baby bump, which is almost done being a bump and ready to be an actual baby.

Lady lumps ☺️💙👶🏼

A photo posted by Candice Swanepoel (@angelcandices) on

She captioned the shot: "Lady lumps" (because her boobs are sort of visible in the picture, too) and included a blue heart and baby face emoji. That one big lump is her first child, a boy, with fiance Hermann Nicoli.

Abençoada por deus. #blessed 💫✨☀️🌱

A photo posted by Candice Swanepoel (@angelcandices) on

Another famous Victoria's Secret model, Behati Prinsloo, is also heavily pregnant, with her first child with Maroon 5 frontman Adam Levine.

Belly button still on point lol

A photo posted by Behati Prinsloo Levine (@behatiprinsloo) on

It's like the Victoria's Secret models came into heat at the same time, and are now competing for World's Most Beautiful Pregnant Model.

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Woman takes 'tragic' photos for her husband of the honeymoon that could have been.

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Huma Mobin and Arsalaan Sever Butt are adorable newlyweds from Lahore, Pakistan, who recently celebrated seven months of wedded bliss.

The couple was slated to go on a second honeymoon to Greece, but thanks to some bureaucratic nonsense, Butt's visa did not arrive in time.

Mobin initially insisted that she wouldn't go on her honeymoon without her honey, but because they couldn't get their money back, she ended up going on the fantasy vacation with her in-laws.

"What honeymoon is this without husband," she captioned the photo of her crying on a boat. But after the initial tears, Mobin decided to make the best of it, creating a hilarious album of her both visiting the sites, and missing her husband.

#mobsteewithouthubster#humamobin#honeymoonwithouthusband#greece

A photo posted by Huma Mobin (@outsidegirlpk) on

She missed her husband by the pool.

#greece #honeymoonwithouthusband #humamobin #mobsteewithouthubster

A photo posted by Huma Mobin (@outsidegirlpk) on

And on the street.

#greece #2ndhoneymoon #mobsterwithouthubster #missinghubster #humamobin

A photo posted by Huma Mobin (@outsidegirlpk) on

#honeymoonwithouthusband #humamobin #2ndhoneymoon #mobsterwithouthubster #greece

A photo posted by Huma Mobin (@outsidegirlpk) on

#humamobin #greece #honeymoonwithouthusband #2ndhoneymoon #missinghim

A photo posted by Huma Mobin (@outsidegirlpk) on

And on the balcony.

#mobsterwithouthubster #greece #2ndhoneymoon #humamobin #honeymoonwithouthusband #missinghubster

A photo posted by Huma Mobin (@outsidegirlpk) on

And on a boat.

#missinghubster #honeymoonwithouthusband #humamobin #2ndhoneymoon #greece #sunset

A photo posted by Huma Mobin (@outsidegirlpk) on

And at the marina.

#greece #2ndhoneymoon #humamobin #honeymoonwithouthusband #missinghubster

A photo posted by Huma Mobin (@outsidegirlpk) on

And in the mountains.

#humamobin #greece #mobsterwithouthubster #honeymoonwithouthusband #2ndhoneymoon

A photo posted by Huma Mobin (@outsidegirlpk) on

And on the beach.

#humamobin #2ndhoneymoon #honeymoonwithouthusband #missinghim #mobsterwithouthusband

A photo posted by Huma Mobin (@outsidegirlpk) on

#humamobin #mobsterwithouthusband #2ndhoneymoon #honeymoonwithouthusband #missinghim #greece

A photo posted by Huma Mobin (@outsidegirlpk) on

And by the architectural marvels.

#humamobin #greece #honeymoonwithouthusband #2ndhoneymoon #mobsterwithouthusband #missinghim

A photo posted by Huma Mobin (@outsidegirlpk) on

#humamobin #aloneonhoneymoon #2ndhoneymoon #mobsterwithouthusband #greece #honeymoonwithouthubster #missinghim

A photo posted by Huma Mobin (@outsidegirlpk) on

#humamobin #greece #mobsterwithouthusband #2ndhoneymoon #missinghim #MobsterWithoutHubster

A photo posted by Huma Mobin (@outsidegirlpk) on

People started to have fun with Photoshop, sending her on honeymoons all over the world.

and here comes the #Photoshop #Trolls *Grabs picture*

Posted by Outside Girl on Tuesday, July 12, 2016

"Haramipana with the Buckingham Palace guards."
"Always the non-conformist, Huma does the inverse sprinkler dance, instead of the regular one."

While a husband-less honeymoon is certainly not ideal, Mobin got to take in the history and majesty of Greece without the distractions of romance.

Could Tyrion's unfinished joke be the biggest 'Game of Thrones' mystery of all?

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Reddit Game of Thrones maester ThreeOfTwelve is pointing out a tiny detail so minute, so hidden, it could mean, well, pretty much nothing for the series. But for Tyrion's budding career as an upcoming comic, in a Westerosi entertainment landscape devoid of everything but assassin-infested mummer's shows? It could mean everything.

"I once brought a honeycomb and a jackass into a brothel..."

Tyrion has started the above joke twice and never finished it.

In season one, he uses it as an ice breaker while trying to talk his way out of sampling Aunt Lysa's famous "moon door" dessert.

In season six, he begins the set-up again, this time as a way to hold his own in conversation with notorious chatterboxes Missandei and Grey Worm.

"The madam says..."

What. Does. The madam. Say!!!

Because Tyrion's always getting cut off before the punch line by some drunk heckler, the ending of the joke is unknown. The highest voted punch line on Reddit is from Rockranger, of the honorable, hilarious House Mormont:

He was trying to negotiate one sweet ass for another

Plausible, but an unsatisfying guess to what might be a classic Tyrion closer. The night is dark and full of lols.

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