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Mom in labor takes hilarious picture to prove childbirth is no picnic for the dad either.

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Lest you think dads are completely unable to help out in the delivery room, Australian mom Alisha Baxter took this photo of her baby's father's face while she was in labor.

I thought I'd share this photo of my partner while I was in labour. Everytime I look at his face and how squished his fingers are I crack up 󾌴󾌴

Posted by Alisha Baxter on Sunday, July 24, 2016

He's providing the comic relief.

Although as he sees it, it's more of a "pain" thing.

Most impressive is the face that Baxter was actually able to take a coherent photo while going through labor.

The top 10 funniest Someecards comments of the week.

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As chill as we pretend to be, we at Someecards can't help but read the comments, and that's because we love 99.4% of you.​ Here are the awesomest of the awesome this week. (No pressure to make the comments on this post funny.)

1. On our post"These insane cheating stories will make you happy you're single,"Kara told her insane story involving the ultimate fake-out running free with the TP.

I dated a guy for 10 years while in grade school. My freshman year of college I arrived home after working a 12 hour shift only to find out he wasn't home. I figured he was still at the party at our neighbors house, so I headed over there. The door was locked, but I knocked anyways and after a few minutes somebody that was passed out on the couch opened the door. I headed back to the girls bedroom and noticed my boyfriends of the times clothes and boots on the floor. She told me she didn't know where he was (but she had the blankets pulled up to her neck and was totally naked) I played dumb and thanked her and went out to the door opened it and shut it to act like I left. I then hear her knocking on the wall saying 'She's gone, you can come back to bed now. " He started to come out of the bathroom, but quickly shut the door when he saw me. He wouldn't even man up and come out and face it. I freaked out and told her that I hope he was worth it because we had just found out he had herpes. Should have seen the look on her face!!! Needless to say, even though it was 4am, I packed up and left right then and there. I took everything, including the toilet paper.


2. Phyllis pointed out how this card goes both ways in 2016.

The only thing that gets me through this election period is being able to make fun of both parties.


3. Khloé Kardashian fired back at body shamers who can't decide if she's too fat or too skinny, and Peter clarified his reason for crap-giving.

Don't worry Khloe, I'll never give you crap for your body size, I'll give you and your family crap because they have fame and notoriety, without any talent, or the ability to contribute anything positive to society.


4. Brandon is officially invited to join us on our Not Camping trip.

Millions of years of evolution to not live in the woods then people wanna go stay in the mosquito infested woods to get drunk and sick from heat exhaustion? Thank god for that carrier dude who invented the air conditioner I'm outside all day at work fuck the wilderness


5. After a 'Family' organization lost its mind over a Hilton ad featuring dudes in bed, Cara pointed out what's really offensive about those hotels.

I have no issue with their advertising... it doesn't bother me in the least. However, I wouldn't stay at a Hilton if any proceeds go to support the waste of carbon that is Paris Hilton. She is far more offensive than two guys laughing in bed!


6. Rachel straight-up had a genius method of chilling wine (and preparing a snack for later).

I use frozen grapes. Then when the wine is gone, I have wine soaked grapes to snack on (while refilling another glass). ;-)


7. When Republicans on Twitter felt betrayed that 'American Sniper' Bradley Cooper was at the DNC, Alex pointed out that not everyone is a method actor.

I played Sweeney Todd in college. To date, I have not decided that we all deserve to die, I haven't slit a single throat, and human flesh doesn't really appetize me all that much...


8. Sanez summed up the stinking differences between the RNC and the DNC.

Watching the RNC was like falling into a big pool of sewage. Watching the DNC this week was the long hot shower afterwards.

And Chris commented on the comment:

Perfect!!! Michelle Obama alone was a bath!!!!


9. On the post about a woman's perfect analogy for consent that went viral, Cory posted another perfect one that deserves to go viral.

I'm gonna start tackling people who wear football jerseys. They're asking for it, right?


10. Alberto celebrated Michelle Obama's history-making month.

Michelle Obama makes history in 2016. Does a speech at the RNC last week and the DNC this week...

Donald Trump says he wanted to hit the DNC speakers 'so hard,' especially one 'little guy.'

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Donald Trump is is so angry at the things that were said about him throughout the Democratic National Convention that he's ready to hit back, and hit em hard. Because encouraging people to yell "Lock Her Up" and "Hillary For Prison" are just terms of endearment compared to what he's feeling now.

At a campaign rally in Iowa, he said...

I was going to hit one guy in particular, a very little guy... I was going to hit this guy so hard his head would spin, he wouldn't know what the hell happened.

Trump didn't clarify which "little guy" he was referring to, but like, he tweeted a pretty obvious clue.

Former Mayor Michael Bloomberg of New York City had some seriously harsh things to say about Trump, calling him a "con" and a "dangerous demagogue."

Now you see, this is weird, because Trump tweeted towards the end of Bloomberg's last term in office the following:

But Trump's running mate, Indiana Governor Mike Pence, likely talked Trump back from the ledge. A man who Trump referred to only as a very great governor apparently told him:

He said, "Don't hit there. Don't hit down. You have one person to beat. It's Hillary Rodham Clinton. I said, 'But I really want to. I don't like what they're saying because a lot of it is lies. Not all of it but a lot of it is." I said, "I just really ... it makes me feel good.'"

5 other reasons Kim Kardashian is famous for when your dad wants to know.

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I like talking about celebrity news with my baby boomer parents. It's so cute to even hear words like "Lady Gaga" and "Beyoncé" come out of their mouths. Less cute is whenever Kim Kardashian comes up, because she always does, and that's when my dad asks: "Remind me again, why is she famous?"

And that's when I scream and run out of the room.

You and I both know why she's famous, maybe, probably. But I'd rather be famous for a sex tape than say the words "sex tape" in front of my dad. So here are some answers you can give your dad next time he asks that aren't "aghhhh!!!!!!!!!!"

1. The OJ connection.

Kim's dad was power-attorney Robert Kardashian, who famously helped defend O.J. Simpson during O.J.'s trial in 1996. And her mom, Kris Jenner, was friends with Nicole Simpson. Kim even wore Nicole's necklace once! There's even a theory that her dad was carrying the bag containing the murder weapon.

Bringing up the O.J. trial is a great way to sidetrack your dad. He'll ramble on about a glove for the next hour and forget his initial question. Disaster averted.

2. Her stepmom is Caitlyn Jenner, formerly known as Bruce.

Kim was supportive of Caitlyn's gender identity and was one of the first people Caitlyn told.

Today Caitlyn Jenner is perhaps most famous as Kim's former stepdad, now stepmother, after she famously announced last year that she identified as a woman and subsequently transitioned. But back in the day she was Bruce Jenner, an Olympic gold medal-winning decathlete who married Kris Jenner in 1991, becoming Kim's stepdad.

This decoy response will likely result in you explaining Caitlin's transition to your dad, which could also take several hours. By then you'll be so frustrated with him you'll both have forgotten the original question.

3. She's a super-ambitious and savvy business-woman.

Kim may have grown up privileged, but even when she was young, she worked super-hard even when she didn't have to: selling things on eBay, helping run a kids' clothing store, Smooch, with her mom and sisters. And she worked as a stylist.

So she's famous because she worked really, really hard to be famous. This answer will remind your dad that he worked much harder in his youth than you ever did—his favorite subject.

4. Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton is famous because her dad is billionaire hotel tycoon Richard Hilton. And she was really, really talented at being a reality star. Kim and Paris became friends when they were kids and some have argued, like this meme (which Paris liked on Instagram), that it was this friendship that made Kim famous. Because fame is contagious.

This is a convincing explanation for your dad, because dads can't argue with money.

5. Kris Jenner.

Kim may seem like she orchestrated her own fame, and she definitely had a big part in it. But Kris Jenner, Kim's famous "Momager," has been working diligently behind (and in front of) the scenes this whole time to help Kim get, and remain, famous. Your dad can't argue with this one. He knows how powerful a mother's resolve can be.

So, congrats! You've made it through another family encounter without telling your dad the real reason Kim Kardashian is famous.

Now you're off the hook until the next news cycle.

After Dublin painted over a pro-choice mural, supporters around the country made sure it was seen.

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Irish street artist Maser painted a mural three weeks ago on the wall of Dublin's Project Arts Centre in support of repealing the Eighth Amendment of the Constitution of Ireland​, which outlaws abortion. The mural was painted over by Dublin's City Council after they determined that it violated city planning laws. This was the original mural:

The mural was painted over with the same blue paint to match the building's exterior.

But the removal of the mural caused it to receive much more attention, and it ultimately began popping up in other ways. Lots of other ways, often with hints of that same blue background.

A salute to the mural even appeared on donuts:

And the mural was reborn with its own bat signal.

Funny thing about subversive art and political speech: it doesn't always help to censor it.

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19 times Michelle Obama was too lovable for words.

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Michelle Obama is not just a history-maker (the first black First Lady, waking up every day in a house built by slaves), she's kind of the country's dream mom. And in honor of another former FLOTUS possibly becoming POTUS, let's look back at Michelle's eight years in the White House, the entirety of which was spent making you feel bad for not working out enough (but, like, in a fun way).

1. Let's start with the obvious: her killer DNC speech.

2. When she trash-talked Prince Harry.

Hey, @KensingtonRoyal. Are you ready for @InvictusOrlando? Game on.

A video posted by First Lady Michelle Obama (@michelleobama) on

3. When she did Carpool Karaoke.

4. When she struggled not to laugh at George W. Bush's dance moves.

5. When she consistently proved that she could kick our butts.

6. And, okay, Michelle Obama's fashion sense isn't the most important thing about her, but man, remember this outfit?

First glance at tonight's China State Dinner.

A photo posted by First Lady Michelle Obama (@michelleobama) on

7. And this one?

8. And of course you remember this one.

9. When she joined Snapchat and was a big dork about it.

FLOTUS + Snapchat = 💁🏾👻: MichelleObama

A video posted by First Lady Michelle Obama (@michelleobama) on

10. Every time you saw evidence of her extremely enviable marriage.

Wishing you and all your loved ones a very Merry Christmas!

A photo posted by First Lady Michelle Obama (@michelleobama) on

11. Aw.

Happy Easter from these two!

A photo posted by First Lady Michelle Obama (@michelleobama) on

12. Aw!

Merry Christmas!

A photo posted by First Lady Michelle Obama (@michelleobama) on

13. AWWWWW!!!

Happy birthday, Barack! Your hair's a little grayer, but I love you more than ever. –mo

A photo posted by First Lady Michelle Obama (@michelleobama) on

14. COME ON.

Barack and Michelle. #ThrowbackThursday #TBT #NoFilter

A photo posted by First Lady Michelle Obama (@michelleobama) on

15. The fact that she's friends with Beyoncé.

In school, I learned to be myself and how to be a leader. #62MillionGirls don't have that chance. -@Beyonce

A photo posted by First Lady Michelle Obama (@michelleobama) on

16. When she rapped. For real.

17. When even kids couldn't help but compliment her.

18. Her reaction to meeting a 106-year-old woman.

Dance Party with 106-year-old Virginia McLaurin

What's the secret to still dancing at 106? Watch 106-year-old Virginia McLaurin fulfill her dream of visiting the White House and meeting President Obama. #BlackHistoryMonth

Posted by The White House on Sunday, February 21, 2016

19. And, again, when she let herself be the biggest dork in the world.

God bless you, you lovable, fashionable vegetable nerd.


Coco says her daughter Chanel's social media presence gives her 'hope for humanity.'

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Coco Austin, wife of Ice-T and mom of baby Chanel, is pretty used to haters. She's got lots of them, mostly for being a woman who chooses to live her life very publicly. Her daughter Chanel, however, has almost none, mainly because she is an adorable eight-month-old baby often photographed with big foofy things on her head. The fact that people are still decent enough to be nice to or about a baby is what gives Coco hope for the future. She told E! News:

I don't think I'll ever get away from the negativity. I noticed that on Chanel's page, there has not been one hater on her page. On her Instagram, it's all Chanel lovers. What I've noticed on my page is that I'm the one with haters. I'm the one that people want to get on. It's nice to go to a page and have not one negative thing on there. I didn't know it was out there, but she's now up to 400,000 followers and knowing that they are all lovers, it makes me believe that there's hope for humanity.

I've been practicing my modeling poses

A photo posted by ChanelNicole (@babychanelnicole) on

Hey, whatever it takes. And as for her own haters? Coco says she really doesn't care.

I'm never not going to get hate. Some people are going to like the clothes I wear, some people aren't. Some people are going to like me blonde, some will like me brunette. I dress Chanel up—some people are going to hate it. I'm just living the way I feel is me and if I wasn't in the spotlight, all these people would say, "What happened to Coco? Why isn't she in the spotlight? Why isn't she doing this?" I'm damned if I do and damned if I don't. I can never make everyone happy so I'm just going to move on.

Mom's kinda cool..

A photo posted by ChanelNicole (@babychanelnicole) on

It's not a bad philosophy.

Celebrities say the darnedest things about Donald Trump.

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Oh, celebrities, what will you say next? We can always count on celebs to be entertaining; after all, that's what they do best. Their words may not always be particularly well thought out, but they're certain to keep talking, just as long as we continue to care about the answers. Here are seven celebrities on why they like Donald Trump for President.

1. Tila Tequila, 34

WHO: Reality show star and all-around Twitter punchline Tila Tequila thought Trump was just a puppet until she looked within herself and realized that just like her, he was anti-vaccinations.

SAID: "I am a huge Donald Trump supporter and so should you."

2. Ted "The Nuge" Nugent, 67

WHO: The guitar player known for his supergroup Damn Yankees as well as his solo hits, "Cat Scratch Fever" and "NRA Gun Fever" wanted to make sure no one confused his support with an endorsement, telling Newsweek in April: "Be sure you differentiate between 'support' and 'endorse,' for I do support Trump but at this time do not endorse him."

SAID: "Know it, Donald Trump is the hellraiser America has needed for a very longtime. He & Ted Cruz may be the only hope to end the criminal jihad on America by our own corrupt punkass government, media & bigBiz goons."

Know it, Donald Trump is the hellraiser America has needed for a very longtime. He & Ted Cruz may be the only hope to...

Posted by Ted Nugent on Wednesday, December 16, 2015

3. Loretta Lynn, 84

Throwing it back to Loretta on #FallonTonight! Who remembers this performance? #TBT

A photo posted by Loretta Lynn (@lorettalynnofficial) on

WHO: Famous country singer and Coal Miner's Daughter, Loretta Lynn is apparently looking forward to this country going backwards, because the best politicians are the ones that look toward the past, not the future.

SAID: "I just think he's the only one who's going to turn this country around."

4. Dennis Rodman, 55

WHO: North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un's soulmate and one-time husband to both Carmen Electra and himself, Dennis Rodman is a former NBA player who apparently wants to see America fail like at least 15 of Trump's businesses did.

SAID: "@realDonaldTrump has been a great friend for many years. We don't need another politician, we need a businessman like Mr. Trump! Trump 2016"

5. Willie Robertson, 44

Don't worry guys, he will be back soon.

A photo posted by Willie Robertson (@williebosshog) on

WHO: Duck Dynasty star and beard enthusiast Willie Robertson's opinion is clearly well-researched.

SAID: "I do like me some Trump, I gotta admit. Here's the deal: We're both successful businessmen. We both have pretty big shows on television. We both have wives that are 1,000 times better looking than us. So I do like Trump."

6. Jon Voight, 77

WHO: The actor (and father of Angelina Jolie) wants a candidate who can best be described as "colorful," just like what people call their grandparents when they don't want to say "racist."

SAID: "Donald is funny, playful, and colorful, but most of all he is honest."

7. Aaron Carter, 28

Prepping for these shows this weekend see you guys out thereeeee Boston and PA this weekend SounDZ by ME

A photo posted by Aaron Cårter (@aaroncarter) on

WHO: Carter, who had the foresight to be born as the brother of Backstreet Boy Nick Carter, had a lot of information but not enough to foresee rescinding his endorsement two months after giving his support. The quote below if from the time he wanted to make America great again.

SAID: "I deal with things like, people who are slandering, defaming me for supporting somebody, but you're doing the exact same thing to me that you're having a problem with him in the first place. I'm too intelligent for you guys—like people, who don't understand politics. I have a lot more information than I've given out."

Mom gets letter from school threatening to put her kid in 'lunch isolation' unless she pays up.

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Katharine Birbalsingh, the headteacher at a free school in North London called Michaela Community School, sent an ominous letter to Dionne Kelly after she missed a payment for her 12-year-old son Reon's lunches. The letter, written by deputy head Barry Smith, informed Kelly that until she paid her balance, her son would be put in "Lunch Isolation"—forced to sit in a room alone, sadly gnawing on a sandwich while his classmates enjoyed their regular hot lunch.

The letter reads:

Dear Families,

The deadlines for this term's lunch payments was 1st June 2016. You are now one week overdue.

You are currently £75 overdue. If this full amount is not received this week your child will be placed into Lunch Isolation from Monday 13th June 2016.

They will receive a Sandwich and a piece of fruit only. They will spend the entire sixty minutes period in lunch isolation.

Only when the entire outstanding sum is paid in full will they be allowed into family lunch with their classmates.

Kelly, a currently unemployed single mother, claims that she'd paid the amount due, but Reon had to endure Desolation Lunch anyway. She told the Daily Mail,"I found the letter quite threatening. Isolating children for their parents not paying upfront is degrading. It's embarrassing for poor families." She has since moved him to another school. ​

Birbalsingh, who said Kelly hadn't paid for the lunches, said the letter was a way to "encourage mum to change her ways and support her son by paying for his food." She added, "The vast majority of secondary schools use isolation to discipline children." That's all well and good, but most schools don't isolate children to punish their parents.

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Joe Jonas played Shag/Marry/Kill with ex-girlfriends Gigi Hadid, Demi Lovato, and Taylor Swift.

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Things got a little personal when Joe Jonas stopped by Bravo's Watch What Happens Live last night. During the show's "Plead The Fifth" segment, Andy Cohen challenged Joe to a wholesome game of Shag/Marry/Kill. The three options? Gigi Hadid, Demi Lovato, and Taylor Swift—all Joe's ex-girlfriends.

Joe had the option to plead the fifth and not answer the question, but lucky for us, he accepted the challenge. Here's the video:

The final verdict? Marry Demi (because she's a friend), shag Taylor, and kill Gigi. Yikes. Tough break for Gigi. Guess Joe is still a little bitter over that breakup.

Baffled by how Trump supporters act online? Some of them may be Russians paid to like him.

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Social media has been a complete hell-hole since the start of this election cycle, with both parties acting like imbeciles when it comes to interacting with one another online. However, now news is surfacing that might prove that some of the most vocal and aggressive Trump supporters, with their American flag-laden profile pictures, might not be Americans at all. According to Business Insider, many of them may be Russians being paid to pose as pro-Trump Americans.

A real thing Donald Trump has said.

Adrian Chen, a staff writer at The New Yorker, made the discovery when he was writing an exposéon Russia's government-sanctioned, highly-paid army of internet trolls (the piece had nothing to do with the election). Apparently he had made a list of all the accounts that were being paid to troll and would check in on them periodically as he wrote his story. Slowly but surely, he noticed that the accounts started to post more and more about how much they love Donald Trump.

Here is what Chen told Max Linsky on the Longform podcast back in December:

I created this list of Russian trolls when I was researching. And I check on it once in a while, still. And a lot of them have turned into conservative accounts, like fake conservatives. I don't know what's going on, but they're all tweeting about Donald Trump and stuff. I feel like it’s some kind of really opaque strategy of electing Donald Trump to undermine the US or something. Like false-flag kind of thing. You know, that’s how I started thinking about all this stuff after being in Russia.

Well, it's a strategy for sure. Spreading misinformation to create discord is an old KBG tactic (which President Vladimir Putin was once an agent for) called "dezinformatsiya," and is a well-loved method of psychological warfare that Russia has been using since the Cold War to sway opinions and control elections, which is why it has been working so well on the more impressionable parts of the American public.

Another real thing Trump has said.

With American officials linking Russia to the DNC email leak combined with Trump's chummy relationship with Vladimir Putin, are you even surprised that this might be a thing?

Article 11


The best images of Dems forgetting their worries and just bouncing around some balloons.

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For a moment Thursday night, as the balloons streamed down around her, Hillary Clinton forgot about Donald Trump. For a moment, just for a tiny sliver of the 2016 election, all she, Bill, Tim Kaine, and everyone else at the DNC could think about was simple balloons. So. Many. Beautiful. Balloons.

Remember how people say Hillary's a robot?

The balloons have made her sentient.

And Bill? Oh, forget about Bill. Bill is busy.

Tim Kaine, you could say, is getting used to the national spotlight.

Oh but Bill's already there.

Yeah, just look at this one again.

And this one.

So this is why people spend their entire lives trying to become president.

For the opportunity to get smacked in the head by an avalanche of patriotic balls of air.

What a beautiful metaphor for politics.

And when it's all over—even if you don't win—at least you played with some balloons.

And then the world ended.

Teacher creates hilarious chart to get kids to stop playing 'Pokémon Go' in class.

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Just about everyone is playing Pokémon Go, everywhere, all the time, and this teacher has had it. This picture called "Rules are Rules" posted on Reddit by someone named AdamE89 shows a sign made by the unidentified teacher for the classroom, letting students know that playing during class will not be tolerated, and rule-breakers will have their games screwed with in the most frustrating of ways.

The sign reads:

NO PLAYING Pokémon Go DURING CLASS

1st offense: I will take your phone from you and WASTE all of your pokeballs!

Probably on a Pidgey or Rattata…But I will miss. Over and over and over…

2nd offense: After wasting your pokeballs, I will use your incense and a lucky egg!

Pokemon might be surrounding you but you're out of ways to catch them!

3rd offense: I will transfer your highest level and rarest pokemon! Maybe even 2…or 3 of them.

1 candy in exchange for a 1453 CP Dragonite…Seems fair.

At the bottom, the teacher has written, "If I can't catch them you can't catch them!" which seems pretty fair until you remember that the teacher is being paid to be there, while the students are not. This is good, though—this means kids will have to come up with inventive ways to hide the fact that they are playing Pokémon Go, making them use their imaginations and problem-solving skills. That's really the whole point of education anyway.

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Gross men of Twitter celebrated Hillary's nomination by telling her to smile.

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Thursday night, Hillary Clinton officially became the first female in American history to become the presidential nominee of a major political party. It was a historic night for women in politics, and to the surprise of absolutely no one, the gross men of social media were out in full force to ruin it all.

During her historic speech, Hillary was inundated with tweets from dudes commenting on—what else?—her smile. Seriously, guys?

Political and foreign policy blogger Steve Clemons offered up this critique of Hillary's speech, suggesting that she should've smiled more.

Thankfully, Clemons later saw the error in his ways and apologized.

Other men weren't so apologetic about their blatant sexism, like this guy. It wasn't Hillary's economic plan or foreign policy ideas that he found "sickening." He chose to focus on the more pressing issues instead.

How dare she wave and smile after she was just nominated for president?

This guy summed it up best.

Well, joke's on them, because our girl Hill is on her way to becoming the most powerful person in the world. Sorry, guys.

Mom horrified as daughter tripping on anesthesia says she wants 'balls' to give her a call.

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In case you missed her viral post from early June, Julia (aka Balls Girl) was just rediscovered on Reddit. Now, her anesthetic charm is hypnotizing the internet all over again.

If you listen very closely, you can hear her mom whispering at the beginning of the video, "Stop talking about balls."

This only forces Julia to clarify that she was talking about things like bouncy balls, before realizing she might as well start whispering "hairy balls" since they're on the subject. To her mom's horror and delight, she proceeds to wink into the camera seven or eight times in a row with each eye before saying, "Call me."

Julia's pretty cool with the fame.

Kids these days.

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