Actor, model, and eyebrow icon Cara Delevingne got naked for the cover of U.K. Esquire, displaying just enough butt crack and side boob for it not to be considered pornography.

But Esquire didn't just post a bunch of nudie pics, they also interviewed Delevingne! How kind. In the interview, she opens up about her relationship with girlfriend Annie Clark (a.k.a. St. Vincent), being the world's second-highest-paid model, and having depression. Oh yeah, there is also a whole part where she talks about how she is doesn't actually think she is pretty.

Delevingne, who was a supermodel who was like, "Meh, I wanna try acting now," also stars in the new Suicide Squad movie. You can read her entire interview and see more side boob here.

The Harry Potterseries has been a part of my life since I was nine years old. I love it. I purposely didn't make plans last Sunday so I could spend all day sitting in my bed reading the newest story, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child. But here is an actual text I sent to my friend the moment I finished the play:

That's right. This Harry Potter fan was not a fan of Cursed Child. Here's why.

1. The plot confused me.

Albus Potter and Scorpious Malfoy (who are of course best friends even though their dads, Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy, famously hate each other) unknowingly team up with Delphi, the actual daughter of Voldemort, to go back in time and stop Cedric Diggory from winning the TriWizard Tournament so he won't be killed. And when they fail the first time, they just keep going back and altering the course of history. Also, they somehow end up in Godric's Hollow the night Harry's parents were murdered. I have so many questions. Mainly: "Why?"

2. I don't understand, logistically, how Voldemort managed to father a child.

This one might get a little gross, but hear me out. Our old buddy, the Dark Lord, took a potion to regenerate his physical body as he was rising back to power. His physical body is also a weird hybrid of a human and a snake. On top of that, he was around 70 years old at the time of Deathly Hallows. I'm supposed to believe this old snake-man's reproductive parts function enough like a normal, fertile person's to get Bellatrix Lestrange pregnant? I don't buy it.

3. Harry's parenting skills are questionable.

Harry Potter is not winning any World's Best Wizard Dad awards any time soon. He doesn't understand his son, Albus. Naturally, the only way to deal with your angsty teenager is to tell him you sometimes wish he wasn't your son and then to bully his school's headmistress into spying on him to make sure he isn't hanging out with his only friend. Harry Potter should not be this bad at parenting!

4. The trolley witch has apparently been a crazy demon all this time.

Apparently the jolly old witch who sells candy and sweets on the Hogwarts Express turns into an evil nightmare demon if anyone tries to get off the train. But she was so nice! This is like finding out that Mickey is actually a creepy guy in a costume.

5. There was no Quidditch.

I get it. "Albus doesn't play Quidditch. Why would there be a Quidditch scene?" Uh, because it's a Harry Potter story. That's why.

6. Albus and Scorpious didn't even make out at the end.

Honestly, all of my issues with Cursed Child might've been forgiven had it ended with our two main characters recognizing their undying love for each other. Scorpious says to Albus, "If I had to choose a companion to be at the return of eternal darkness with, I'd choose you." Come on! You do not say that to your platonic wizard bro! They're totally in love! I was shipping them hard and nothing came of it.

Granted, I haven't seen the play on stage, and I'm sure seeing it live is better than reading a script. But if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go read the original series over and over again forever.

It sucks when you live next door to someone annoying. You can't really say anything because you've got to see them everyday. So you do what everybody has done since the beginning of time: you smile and nod, and then talk about them behind their backs. Unless you're this neighbor, and express yourself through a not-so-subtle message.

Just outside Spalding, Lincolnshire, UK. Map ref 52.804923, -0.168641.

Something tells us they aren't asking to borrow a cup of sugar anytime soon.

At a Thursday concert at Madison Square Garden, Drake stoked a few flames, just to keep a hearty Beef patty nice and warm as it sits on the grill waiting to flip.

His target was explicitly Hot 97 radio DJ Funk Flex, but more likely the entire show, the entire station, the whole idea of media—y'know, it doesn't really matter what. What matters is THE PEOPLE WANT BEEF. And they want it on social media.

"You see, they tellin' lies on Hot 97, that's how it goes," said chef Drake. "I told them fire Funk Flex and then I'll come and do your show."

Funk Flex responded:

This Beef apparently comes from two locally-sourced farms. Recently, Hot 97's radio host Ebro went on the air to share a private conversation he'd had with Drake.

The idea that Drake had an Em diss ready to go created a bit of a firestorm, and Drake took to social media to be cryptic about it (which is ideal.)

"If they don't have a story these days..." he captioned the photo. If you don't know the lyrics to Drake's "9," the line finishes "they'll make one."

OK, so why call out Flex, you're wondering, if Ebro started the trouble? Because Flex supported Meek Mill in last year's Free Beef For Everyone extraordinaire, apparently promising and leaking evidence that Drake used a ghost writer.

Which just leads to the conclusion: after Flex's promised "story" on-air at Saturday at 7, there better be some epic Twitter rants for everyone to feast on Sunday morning.

Caitlyn Jenner continues to prove that, though she has no doubt been through a lot, she is still a rich white lady with rich white lady problems. The 66-year-old reality star has filed new paperwork in conjunction with her fatal car accident from 2015, and according to TMZ, she is now asking the paparazzi to help pay for the damages.

The accident got swept under the proverbial rug after the former Olympian announced her gender transition last year. It looked like Jenner might get off scot-free since police records showed she was not speeding or texting when her car rear-ended another car on California's Pacific Coast Highway, killing driver Kim Howe. But she is now being sued for a lot of money.

In a new document filed in the ongoing lawsuit against her, Jenner has claimed a number of photographers were tailgating her, contributing to the accident. She called the paps "stalkers" and said she was "visually distracted." Now she wants them to pay a portion of the damages.

Jenner is also placing some of the blame on Jessica Steindorff, the woman driving one of the cars she hit, who Jenner says was on her cell phone and illegally parked in traffic before the accident.

Tinder is secretly an evil way to make you feel bad about yourself, and now there's a study to prove it.

Researchers at the University of North Texas asked a select group of male and female Tinder users a series of questions. The results from one of these questions basically confirms what everybody already knows: Tinder is toxic.

Tinder users reported having lower levels of satisfaction with their faces and bodies, experiencing higher levels of shame about their bodies, being more focused on their bodies as sexual objects, internalizing more strongly societal appearance ideals, making more frequent comparisons of their physical appearance to others, and having lower levels of self-worth than the men and women who eschewed Tinder.

So the next time you "match" with someone and they don't respond, don't worry, it's not you, they're probably just standing in front of the mirror asking themselves:

In this digital age, sexting is just a normal part of dating. Usually, though, we assume that our dirty texts full of eggplant and winky face emojis are only being seen by the person we send them to. A recent studyhas revealed that might not be the case.

For the study, which was conducted by the Kinsey Institute at Indiana University, researchers surveyed 5,085 single adults between the ages of 21 and 75. They found that while 73% of those polled said that they'd be uncomfortable having their sexts being shared, 23% admitted that they had shared sexts that had been sent to them with an average of more than three different friends.

The study's author, Justin Garcia, said in a press release, "It raises the question that if someone sends something to you with the presumption that it’s private, and then you share it with others — which, when it comes to sexting, nearly one out of every four single Americans are doing, what do we want to consider that type of violation? Is it just bad taste? Is it criminal?"

Maybe we should all re-think it the next time we get the urge to share a sext with a friend. Let's all respect each other's privacy and keep our sexy texts to ourselves.

After much deliberation, Carri Kessler and her husband finally decided on the perfect name for their new daughter. The only problem is that they picked it three months after she was born.

Kessler and her husband decided early on that their daughter-to-be would be named Ottilie, a name of a friend from the U.K. that they always found to be beautiful. Once baby Ottilie was born, the new mom had reservations, but decided to just commit to the name. As time passed, however, Kessler discovered that her gut may have been right all long. Ottilie doesn't quite have the same ring to it when said with an American accent, not to mention that no one, including Carri's grandmother, could seem to remember how to pronounce the name. Soon Kessler knew she, in her own words, "f-ed up."

"Anytime anyone said her name, I kind of cringed," she told Today. "Introducing her made me sweat. And I thought, we're going to keep having to introduce her! This is going to be a problem forever." Oh, totally. From Starbucks cups to Instagram tags, people are definitely going to struggle with such an unusual name.

Three months after she was born, Carri and her husband decided they wanted to officially change Ottilie's name to something a little less confusing. That's how she became Margot. "We sent out a mass email," she says. "It was like, 'Hey! Remember Ottilie? Her name's Margot now."

Kessler said that the response to the name change has been overwhelmingly positive, and she no longer breaks out in a sweat when introducing her infant to people. And that's the way it should be.

Rubik's Cubes are so hard to solve that it got Will Smith a job in that Pursuit of Happyness movie because solving it proved that he was a business genius or something. But now you can experience "happyness" too by memorizing this five-step trick for solving the classic 80's puzzle. Put on the Stranger Things soundtrack and get to work.

Pop star Britney Spears has been famous for a very long time now. And apparently, in all that time, she had been operating under the assumption that Ryan Seacrest was gay. Luckily, the moment she learned the truth was captured on video, for your hilarious viewing pleasure.

The best part, obviously, is when she takes several minutes after learning the truth to sit still in quiet contemplation.

A Kentucky mom's Facebook post about a random act of kindness from a stranger is just the reminder we need right now that sometimes human beings are good to each other.

On July 23, Stephanie Skaggs posted a pic of her 5-year-old daughter Baylee, who has autism, at a water park in Louisville, Kentucky. In the caption of the post, Skaggs explains that she was moved when two children kindly let Baylee go in front of them in line to use the slide. “I was struck that two different children would be so intuitive and kind,” she wrote.

Skaggs later realized the two children were siblings, so she approached their mom to praise her parenting skills. Addressing the children’s mom in the post, Skaggs wrote:

I made sure to let your kids know how nice it was for them to be kind and understanding, but I wanted YOU to know that you are raising two wonderful children. When I came to you and told you about my experience with your kids and told you that they were super kids and you are doing a great job, you said ‘I don’t know about that.’ Well, mom, you are. A small gesture like theirs may not seem like much. But I promise it was.

Oh, but it gets even better! The kids' mom, Laura, ended up seeing the post, which has been shared more than 10,000 times. She reached out to Stephanie on Facebook and the two have become friends.

See? Sometimes the internet, and the world, is an okay place after all.

It would appear that Justin Bieber only vacations in the nude. Last year, paparazzi photos of the Biebs' nether regions surfaced while he was away on a trip to Bora Bora, and it's happened again.

The Biebs and a very attractive blond model are apparently on a trip to Hawaii, and the New York Daily News posted pictures today of them both frolicking around completely naked.

For now it seems that Justin's habit of being naked in paradise isn't harming anyone. Let's just hope he doesn't decide to go to Disney World next.

Donald Trump once pitched a "Girls of Trump" spread to Playboy magazine, because like...

In Trump,The Greatest Show on Earth: The Deals, The Downfall, The Reinvention, published in 1991,reporter Wayne Barrett wrote:

He even tried to get Playboy to do a spread called “The Girls of Trump,” wooing his most shapely staffers, including a former beauty queen secretary, into posing for the magazine with a sliding scale of offers on everything from full nude to breast to “wet-lip” shots. It was all part of the rakish ethos of phony glamour that he consciously fostered, even to the extent of concealing from public view a very efficient secretary with a pimplish facial condition. This unappeasable appetite led him, as his own notoriety soared, into celebrity worship, and he became a starstruck groupie, attaching himself to Don Johnson, Michael Jackson, and just about anyone else who would allow him to climb into photographs with them. He was both projecting a larger-than-life image and reveling in it, a dangerous psychic combination.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, he wooed shapely female employees? Can you imagine that conversation?

Donald: You look like you workout, do squats. I could get you into Playboy.
Female Employee: Um, Mr. Trump, I'm a lawyer.
Donald: You think about it.

On Wednesday, Comcast informed the FCC it wants to charge broadband customers higher fees if they want to opt out of "snoopvertising." Snoopvertising is a an extremely close look by an internet service provider at exactly where you go on the internet and precisely how long you visit a page. That information can be sold to advertisers to target you with ads very specific to your interests and shopping habits.

Specifically, the face of corporate cable greed said this about the expectation of consumer privacy:

A bargained-for exchange of information for service is a perfectly acceptable and widely used model throughout the U.S. economy, including the Internet ecosystem, and is consistent with decades of legal precedent and policy goals related to consumer protection and privacy

Basically, Comcast is saying consumers can choose to opt out of snoopvertising, they just have to pay extra. And Comcast doesn't see anything wrong with that. Stay vigilant everyone, and let's hope Comcast doesn't find a way to see what we're listening to on Spotify during a private listening session.

OK, full disclosure, being eaten by hundreds of little iguanas is a personal fear of ours. So imagine our discomfort after watching a dude throw bread at a sh*t-ton of, what did he call them? Oh yeah, "little gangster" lizards.

Replace that bread with say, a baby's hand! Little tiny iguana teeth pecking away at a helpless baby hand. Just get that picture in your hand and watch it again, this time in slow motion.

We're glad to see people on Facebook share our discomfort.

On the bright side, it's good to know that somebody (or creature) loves bread just as much as Oprah.

Tonga's Olympic delegation was led by Pita Taufatofua, a Taekwondo champion ranked #15 in the world. For some reason, he attracted a lot of attention.

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Although preppiness was a strong theme, the styles were still as numerous as the nations involved in the Olympic Games—nevertheless, only some can ignite the excitement of social media. Here, based on nothing empirical and in no particular order, are some of the best uniforms nations dressed their athletes in for the Olympic Games in Rio.

1. Tonga. Well, specifically this guy. Let's just get this out of the way: the internet went a little nuts over Pita Taufatofua, Tonga's Taekwondo champion and flag bearer.

Ok. With that out of the way, the mortals:

2. The Barbados proved the dream of the 70s will never die.

3. O, Canada, you rascals.

4. Cook Islands tried to blend in and ended up standing out.

5. Angola departed from the primary colors, but kept a classic style.

6. Burundi skipped the preppy theme gripping much of the world with elegant and colorful fabrics.

7. Russia (the ones who made it, anyway) dressed like students at a nautical-themed boarding school.

8. The flag-bearer for Papua New Guinea isn't really the best-dressed, but you've got to admire the guts it takes to go this casual.

9. Norway wore confetti camouflage.

10. Aruba continuing the Caribbean's dominance in the outfit competition.

11. St. Lucia fielded the most athletic team of real-estate agents the world has ever seen.

12. The J. Crewnited States of America.

13. New Zealand went all-black, led by these two gentlemen in these capes.

14. Mongolia('s flag-bearer).

15. Mozambique? More like Mozamboutique!

16. Colombia won the hat category.

17. Australia is both an island continent nation and a Hogwarts house.

18. Poland represented its traditional tie-dye skirts.

19. Tiny Montenegro is apparently home to a large wizarding school.

20. And finally, Bermuda, doin' what Bermuda do.