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This party that lets you throw an ax at a photo of someone has us a wee bit concerned.

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Breakups are tough, and we all cope in different ways. At Stumpy's Hachet House in Eatonville, NJ, you can express your rage toward a particularly bad ex by throwing hatchets at a bullseye with a picture of their face on it. Sounds like a totally great, not at all concerning idea, right?

The indoor ax-throwing venue hosts "Ax Your Past" parties, where participants can throw a sharp object right through the middle of their ex's stupid mug while surrounded by other scorned lovers doing the same exact thing.

As Trish Oliphant, the owner of Stumpy's, explained to The New York Post, “We encourage people to bury the hatchet, so to speak, so they can move forward to a brighter and better future. It’s better than sitting home and eating a gallon of ice cream."

#axeyourex #divorceparty #stumpyshatchethouse #socialthrowdown #letitgo

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Sure, okay. Still sounds a little crazy to us, but Deborah Serani, a psychologist and Adelphi University professor confirmed that throwing an ax at a picture of your ex could actually be very therapeutic.

"It's constructive deconstruction," Serani told the Post. "It's a way to take excess energy that may be agitating you and use it in a productive way. As long as it’s all in fun, I don’t see anything wrong with it... I imagine it would be very satisfying."

Satisfying? Sure. Still a bit frightening? Definitely.

And not to worry, even happy couples can get in on the ax-wielding fun. Apparently, throwing hatchets is a great way to bond with your significant other. You know how the old saying goes, "The couple who spends date night waving hatchets in each other's faces stays together."

Date night? #socialthrowdown #letitgo

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Nope! Nothing bad will come of this!


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Billy Bush allegedly bragged about the Trump tape during the Rio Olympics. Good job, Billy.

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If you were wondering how that tape of Donald Trump's gross comments during the filming of a 2005 Access Hollywood clip came to be found, Billy Bush might actually be the one to blame. According to Page Six, the Today host allegedly bragged about the Trump tape to other NBC staff members at a party during the Rio Olympics, saying there was a "tape of Trump being a real dog." (Dogs everywhere released a statement: "Don't drag us into this.") As a result, employees at Access Hollywood tracked down the now infamous Trump video clip. Karma's a real bitch, huh?

While Bush was happy to boast about the tape in Rio in August, he neglected to tell NBC News executives about the tape when he joined the Today team, which, according to a source, might have been a violation of the "morality clause" in Bush's contract. The source told Page Six,

Billy was bragging about the tape to other NBC staff while in Rio. If he knew about the tape, and remembered the full extent of such an explosive conversation with a presidential candidate and didn’t disclose that to NBC News, that is a very, very serious problem.

A source at NBC also told Page Six that the women on staff at Today are being advised to speak out about "any concerns about Bush, his inappropriate behavior or frat-boy mentality."

Bush is currently on suspension from the show, while Ryan Seacrest fills in.

This note left by a school parking attendant is absolutely ruthless.

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A University of Georgia student accidentally showed up late for a test and had to nab an illegal parking spot. In an attempt to save her ramen money, she left a note for the parking attending begging for leniency.

Oh, but you had enough time to write a note?

Who hasn't been there, amirite? Well apparently, the parking attendant hasn't been there, and she dgaf about your grades.

The student came back from the test to find a ticket on her windshield, along with her own personalized note from the attendant.

"Hope you failed"

Ruthless.

The only thing worse than this Kim Kardashian robbery Halloween costume is its description.

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Online retailer Costumeish has set a new gold standard for offensive Halloween costumes with their introduction of the "Parisian Heist Robbery Victim Costume Kit," an outfit meant to make the wearer look like Kim Kardashian when she was robbed at gunpoint inside her Paris hotel room. This gleeful depiction of the most terrifying moment in her life is sure to make even the most hardened Kardashian haters balk (unless they have no soul left at all).

Get it? She thought she was going to die.

The costume sells for $70 (What?) and if that 1000% markup doesn't offend you, the description from Costumeish's website definitely will:

This Halloween it's all about the #Hallomeme and who better than America's goddess of all things glamorous "Parisian Heist Robbery Victim Costume?" She has devoted her life to promoting American decadence, youth, and hedonism but all that flashy living caught up with her one night in Paris when armed men bound her, stole her jewelry and her peace of mind. This Halloween have some fun with pop culture and dress just like the Queen of Social media with our sensational "Parisian Heist Robbery Victim Costume" Costume.

-White Short Sexy Robe
-Long Black Wig
-"$4 Million Dollar" Ring*
-Large Sunglasses
-Fake Gag
​-2' of Rope

*Costume ring is made of plastic and not worth $4 million dollars.

That asterisk is a huge bummer. For a minute, I thought I was going to flip this costume for a $3,999,930 profit.

The reviews for this costume are mixed, to say the least.

How better for Big Mike to identify himself as a slut-shamer than to use the words "slut" and "shame" in the same sentence? And Monsieur Voleur may have thought he was very subtle with his Caitlyn Jenner joke at the end there, but of course that costume exists.

Halloween: the one day of the year when it's acceptable to dress up as lame, crass, outdated pop culture jokes. Bonus points if they shame victims or trans people.

Yom Kippur

This 5th grader's note to his crush is young love at its finest.

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A reddit user going by the name dreichert87 posted a picture of the love note his 5th grade niece received from a classmate, and I am not kidding when I say it's sweeter than most love letters I've read in my whole life. He compares seeing her to getting "every Pokémon ever" and says her liking him back would be his "first ever victory." And oh yeah, he dotted all the i's with little hearts. How much game can one 10-year-old even have?

Nothing like young love and also playing Zelda.

The full note reads:

Dear Abby,

Your eyes remind me of the evening sky. My heart felt like broken glass until I saw you, and then I felt like I had every Pokemon ever. I love how you play Zelda even when people think it's wierd. If you liked me it would be my first ever victory.

Love,

[Redacted]

No word on whether or not Abby likes him back yet, but it's safe to say they'll probably get married one day, right? Maybe wait until after high school, though. Give that love some time to mature.

CoverGirl just hired their first CoverBoy.

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CoverGirl just named 17-year-old makeup guru James Charles their very first male brand ambassador.

Charles, who has a over 400,000 Instagram followers and over 50,000 Twitter followers, went viral after he brought his own lighting to get his senior portrait taken back in September.

Now Charles will cast an even wider net by joining the ranks of Ellen DeGeneres and Katy Perry by being a full-fledged CoverGirl. This is what the brand had to say about their very first CoverBoy.

All of our CoverGirls are role models and boundary-breakers, fearlessly expressing themselves, standing up for what they believe and redefining what it means to be beautiful. James Charles is no exception. One year ago, he boldly chose to launch his Instagram to the world, using transformative, dynamic makeup looks to showcase the many facets of his personality, serving as an inspiration to anyone who might have been afraid to do the same.

In an interview with Marie Claire last year, Charles clarified that he is not transgender nor is he a drag queen. "I'm still confident as a boy and I will always be a boy. I can be confident with bare skin and with a full face."


Ben Carson says the problem is that more men aren't as gross as Trump.

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Ben Carson has the weirdest, worst defense of Donald Trump boasting about sexual assault that proves he has been spending too much time in the "locker room" with The Donald.

America's favorite brainless brain surgeon is trending again thanks to his view: While what Trump said was gross, the problem is that more gross people aren't grosser.

Dr. Carson, who everybody was happy to forget about, says that the issue isn't that we live in a rape culture, but that dude's aren't bragging enough. If everyone talked like Trump does in the locker room on the bus on the way to an interview, Trump's glaring awfulness would be less...glaring.

CNN's Brianna Keilar did an honorable job staying calm, but got a little bit of side-eye in.

The eyes, ever-so-slightly to the side.

Carson even went into "Back in my day..." old man mode to bemoan how men don't just brag about mounting broads anymore.

Go back to sleep, Ben Carson.

Donald Trump once fired a woman for locker room talk on 'Celebrity Apprentice.'

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Surprise! It turns out Donald Trump's a big ol' hypocrite when it comes to his feelings about so-called "locker room talk." While being extremely dismissive of his own "locker room talk"/bragging about sexually assaulting women since the leak of the video of him saying horrible, sexist things about women, in 2010 Trump actually fired a woman from Celebrity Apprentice for similar (not even nearly as bad) language.

In a clip obtained by The Daily Show, Trump fires chef Maria Kanellis from his show Celebrity Apprentice for talking about "crap" (of the literal poop variety), saying "Isn't it sort of gross, bringing that up? It's like…disgusting. This is my board room, it's not a locker room. Maria, you're fired."

That's quite a turnaround from his stance now, which is that while lewd discussions may be regrettable, they're certainly not something one loses a job over.

Of his own "locker room talk," Trump said, "I’m not proud of it. I apologize to my family. I apologize to the American people. Certainly I’m not proud of it. But this is locker-room talk."

People are sharing what their dating profiles would say if they were being completely honest.

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We are all lying on our dating profiles, and for good reason. Our real selves are inherently unlovable and must be obscured at all costs, but what would our Tinder bios say if we were being completely honest? Here are the 15 best responses people shared on reddit about what that would look like.

1. NiceAndSoftNonErect is honest right down to his username.

Mine would probably say "If you see me naked you'll be surprised with the averageness of my wiener compared to how big I am. I make an okay amount of money and drive a Ford. I drink way too much beer and eat horribly. I'm the kinda guy you go for when you're in your late 20s to early 30s and all your girlfriends are already married and you finally decide 'eh he's good enough.' I will probably not live up to good enough though."

2. SquatyPotty is a true treasure to be around

I spend multiple hours per day doing absolutely nothing productive, then I get a spur of inspiration and become extremely productive for an hour or so. During that time, I hypocritically judge others around me for not being productive.

3. giverofnofucks has a bio so honest it would hurt, if we cared enough.

The same thing 90% of people on dating sites would say if they were being completely honest:

I'm doing this online dating thing because I'm kinda lonely, a little horny, but mostly ambivalent about dating. So chances are that unless you're really hot or just generally out of my league, I'll probably just flirt with you a little online then lose interest.

4. DemeaningSarcasm wants Netflix and Chili's.

I don't know how to split my time between relationships and hobbies. So uh, I kinda just want someone who chills out at my place on the weekends to watch netflix and wants to go out to eat with me.

5. TryingToBeMattTaibbi honestly adorable.

I'm a fantastic dresser, so you're bound to be disappointed when I take off my clothes.

6. CuntyMcFagNuts69 has a new take on an old classic.

Are you ready for an adventure? You should probably look elsewhere

7. And so does Streetsweepah.

"Likes short walks on the beach"

8. BenderDeLorean has the hangry truth.

Asshole when hungry

9. Did I already date you, BanDover?

"You will ask yourself, "Is there anything wrong with this guy?" during the first month, and the answer will be no. On the first day of the fifth week of our relationships, my emotional issues will come flooding out like a Haitian tsunami. Buckle up, lassy.

10. BuddhaMindTricks doesnt realize what he has.

I'm just tired of sleeping alone

11. Jabba_the_cat comes through with the desperation

Please date me.

12. tivofanatico doesn't care about the missed movie references.

I'm looking to date 7 to 10 years younger because I'm aging really well. You know, all the sleep from being single and childless.

13. WlTCH's profile could also double for your grandma's.

Cute but troubled, has issues communicating and will try to make up for everything by cooking. Cries constantly.

14. ​oishster says what that really good selfie can not.

I'm like a 5/10, but sometimes I'll put on makeup and become a 6, maybe 6.5/10. Also, your mother will LOVE me!

15. And finally, we have jbm222's honest profile.

I'm married. And straight. Really I'm just on grindr looking for a new hairstylist, but if you wanna grab a beer sometime that's cool too.

Sure, we believe you.

Shailene Woodley was arrested for protesting North Dakota pipeline and broadcast it on Facebook.

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Shailene Woodley was arrested for protesting a massive oil pipeline project in North Dakota, People reports. Because Shailene Woodley is better than us. The 24-year-old Divergent star was among 27 people arrested at a construction site in Bismarck, North Dakota yesterday and charged with criminal trespassing and "engaging in a riot." She also broadcast the protest, including her arrest, on Facebook.

The riot police are arriving

Posted by Shailene Woodley on Monday, October 10, 2016

“But why am I being arrested and no one else here is,” she asked the police in the video. “Is it because I’m famous? Is it because people know who I am?” There were about 200 people at the protest, 27 of whom were arrested, according to police.

But though being famous could get you arrested at a protest, fame has its perks too, because the actress was released from jail later that day.

“Shailene Woodley has been released from the Morton County Jail in North Dakota," her rep told People on Monday. "She appreciates the outpouring of support, not only for her, but more importantly, for the continued fight against the construction of the Dakota Access Pipeline."

Native Americans have been protesting to stop the construction of the pipeline, which starts in North Dakota and spans four states, saying it will damage sacred land and harm the environment. A petition posted on change.org claims that the pipeline “will poison our river and threaten the health of [the] community when it leaks.”

Woodley has been actively involved in protesting the pipeline for the past week, and has documented it all on social media, starting with this Instagram post a week ago:

She wrote in the caption:

just landed back in the US after being overseas for 2 weeks to THIS horrifying news. America, wake the fuck up. this is atrocious. and it's no ones responsibility but OURS. yes, our government, our politicians, and our police force can act in corrupt manners, but it's because we haven't been holding them accountable. take notice of the brilliant work #blacklivesmatter is doing. and the resiliency #sacredstonecamp has garnered. across our nation, people are rising. standing tall and demanding a change. so let us join them. at all costs. to stand up in the face of corrupt adversity is the ONLY path to change. no one will do it if WE don't. let us not let photos like this pass us blindly. let us repost these images, talk about them, print them, send them to the White House and congress, call our representatives. and, above all else, let us pray for hearts to be opened and eyes to be broadened to see the underlying truth: we are all one. time is NOW. #UpToUs from @frankwaln -#NoDAPL: "This is what our Protectors face as they work to defend the water and land. This photo was taken today were law enforcement had shotguns and semi-automatic rifles aimed at our relatives AND had planes spraying tear gas above the crowd! Shits bananas. #NoDAPL#WaterIsLife#KeepItInTheGround" (via#InstaRepost@AppsKottage)

That shit IS bananas. Keep up the good work, Woodley! We'll keep cheering you on from the comfort of our couches.

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Woman wonders if she should dump boyfriend who cried when she bullied him into getting circumcised.

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A woman has generated a firestorm of controversy on Reddit with a post complaining about her boyfriend's wussy reaction to her badgering him into getting a circumcision. The post was removed because it got too hot to handle, but it has been preserved online for everyone to read, their jaws agape in horror. Check it out.

So I have been dating my boyfriend for 6 months now and started having sexual relations two month ago. When he took down his pants, I was horrified. He was uncircumcized and it looked terrible.

Not wanting to hurt his feelings, I pretended to like it thinking I’d get used to it. I was wrong. Two weeks ago, I talked to him about it to get him to go under the knife so to speak. At first he refused, but I told him about how the three guys I’ve been with had been circumsized and not only did it look better but they said it felt better too. Finally after some persuading, he decided to do it.

Fast forward to yesterday, he finally decided to go to the doctor to undergo the circumcision procedure that would’ve only taken a few minutes. In the waiting room, he started crying and kept saying he couldn’t go through with it.

We left with him still not undergoing the procedure. It was embarrassing for both of us having a grown man cry at the doctor. Why couldn’t he just man up it would be best for him and our relationship?

I don’t know if I can be with a guy who is uncircumsized and worse who would cry in public. No advice needed. Just venting.

Although she didn't ask for advice, she got plenty of it from angry redditors. Always sensitive about men's rights issues, they unloaded on her like a machine gun.

TheShallowNerd wrote:

If him being uncircumsized is too much for you, break up with him. Someone shouldn't have to cut off a part of their penis after freaking SIX MONTHS just to date you. Stop being a toxic, controlling person and don't date ANYONE for a while until you become a better person.

caringexecutive said:

How surprised I am that at 29 you haven't found a partner yet.

mittenista advised:

Yes, definitely break up. He can do better.

Others pointed out that there's an excellent chance this is a troll post, made up by some prankster specifically to attract this kind of furious reaction. But what troll would write "no advice needed" at the end? That would be a waste.

If it is real, then this woman has a serious problem. Anyone who would judge a man for crying as he was waiting for someone to cut off his wang skin has zero empathy for anyone. And as many commenters pointed out, a circumcision is an elective procedure. Most men in the world don't have them (except in the US), and their penises work fine.

Let's hope this post was fake, or if it was real, that they've since broken up. His dong, his choice.

The 27 funniest tweets of 10/11/16: Trump vs. GOP, Rubio, Carson, Samsung fires and more.

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Tuesday morning, Trump announced his "shackles" were off and proceeded to attack Paul Ryan and John McCain. Meanwhile, "Little Marco" Rubio offered his support. Remember him? Ben Carson, showed up too, to besmirch all men! Plus, Samsung drama and more. These are the 27 funniest tweets of 10/11/16:

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5 things you missed today while you were at your boring adult job: Trump campaign donations, Billy Bush, Snapchat girlfriends.

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You are a busy adult with many important things to do. We know you were probably hard at work all day (and definitely not scrolling through Facebook while your boss wasn't looking), so you probably missed some of the most important stories the internet had to offer. We've got you covered. Here are five things you missed today, October 11, 2016, while you were at your boring adult job.

1. Billy Bush allegedly bragged about the Trump tape to a bunch of people at a party, which tipped them off to go looking for it.

2. Donald Trump got a special campaign donation from an outraged mom.

3. Freud was totally wrong about female orgasms.

4. "Snapchat girlfriends" actually aren't as weird as they sound.

5. This 5th grader has more game than we ever will.

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Ronald McDonald is the latest casualty of America's creepy clown epidemic.

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With reports of creepy clowns (well, that's redundant) luring kids into the woods, America is engaged in anti-clown hysteria.McDonald's well-meaning mascot Ronald McDonald has been sworn to make few public appearances until the people start Lovin' It again.

As reported by NBC Connecticut, Mickey D's corporate will be "thoughtful in respect to Ronald McDonald's participation in community events" as a result of the "current climate around clown sightings in communities."

Way to read the room, Ron.

While for many,"clown sightings" have never been particularly pleasant (you can never know how many fellow clowns came with them in the car!), the terror of a sinister harlequin could be eased with a good Happy Meal.

A new study could change the way we think about ovaries forever.

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Everything science knows about our ovaries could be wrong. According to The Cut, a new study conducted by Evelyn Telfer at the University of Edinburgh has found that ovaries actually might be able to produce new eggs.

Scientists have believed for quite some time that a woman's ovary has "a fixed population of eggs and that no new eggs form throughout life," Telfer said in an interview with The Guardian. But the new study, which started as an attempt to figure out why chemotherapy drug ABVD doesn't cause fertility problems like most others do, found that cancer patients who had used the drug had a higher density of eggs than is usually found in a normal fertile woman. This suggests that the ovaries had created new eggs.

The research looks promising, but hasn't been confirmed yet. Telfer would warn fertility clinics not to offer treatments based on it before the science is totally understood.

“There’s so much we don’t know about the ovary,” she said. “We have to be very cautious about jumping to clinical applications.”

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