Wow, how about that supermoon last night, huh? A supermoon occurs when the Moon's closest approach to Earth coincides with a full or new moon. The moon on Monday night was closer to the Earth than it's been since 1948, making it look up to 14 percent bigger and 30 percent brighter. And if you missed it, don't worry, there are probably plenty of amazing pictures of a tiny white orb in your Instagram feed right now. And here, enjoy 20 funny tweets from cynical jerks who probably didn't even look at the damn thing.

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Before her performance in the Dancing with the Stars semifinal, gold medalist and 16-year-old Laurie Hernandezwatched an introductory video about her grandmother, Brunilda Hernandez, who passed away of Alzheimer's earlier this week.

"I kind of feel bad because I've been away from home for so long, so I haven't really been able to see her as much as I used to," Laurie had said before her grandmother's death. "And she's not really doing so well. But I think I'm going to see her soon."

The next day, her grandmother passed away.

So with all that on her mind, Laurie Hernandez took the stage with her dancing partner, Val Chmerkovskiy. Donning purple for Alzheimer's awareness, she proceeded to nail a perfect performance—before breaking down in tears as the routine finished.

Said one of the judges, Julianne Hough, "I'm choosing to smile right now, with tears of joy and happiness, because I know that that's exactly what your grandmother is doing right now."

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson was just named People's"Sexiest Man Alive." Or perhaps he is the people's sexiest man alive. Get it? Wrestling joke? Okay.

People surprised The Rock with the exciting news on Ellen. They even put together a little video depicting the evolution of Johnson's sexiness from when he was just a little pebble to the boulder of the man he is today.

The 44-year-old WWE Superstar turned actor isn't just sexy because his arms are the size of barrels and he has the nicest teeth I have personally have ever seen. A big part of The Rock's appeal comes from his charm and humor. Need an example? Here is a video of him holding some cute doggies.

Even though 2016 sucks for the rest of us, Johnson is killing it. In addition to being hailed as the "Sexiest Man Alive,"Forbes also named him the highest paid actor in the world. Save some accolades for the rest of us, won't you?

The Rock also gave some advice on how to be sexy, and it all comes down to a good skin care routine, "We’ve only got one face. You’ve got to take care of it. So I exfoliate."

If you're ready to laugh at the nightmare, Full Frontal with Samantha Beehas both the laughs and the details on the nightmare.

While many cautious parents and pundits said to give Trump a chance, his picks for his White House staff and cabinet are enough to make you say, "Farewell, Chance! It's been fun!"

Bee introduces us to Chief Strategist Steve Bannon—"the milkshake that brings all the deplorables to the yard"—plus Wall Street bankers and a handful of guys named Steve. Oh, and are you ready to reunite with old friend Sarah Palin?

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721 days until midterm elections.

Monday night on The Late Show, host Stephen Colbert focused his monologue on President-elect Donald Trump's appointment of white supremacist/Breitbart News (read "News" with air quotes implied) chairman Steve Bannon as chief White House strategist. Trump's decision to include garbage human Bannon in his cabinet has received praise from both the American Nazi Party and the KKK, so you know it's a good one.

Colbert describes Breitbart News, which many Americans are unfamiliar with, as "the news your racist uncle gets sent to him by his racist uncle." Most likely in an email with a subject something along the lines of "FWD: fwd: fwd: FWD: fwd:" followed by one of the actual REAL Breitbart headlines below (which were all published during Bannon's tenure).

Ben Higgins and Lauren Bushnell found true love on the last season of The Bachelor(or at least as close to true love as one can find over a two month period on national television). Their love was so good and pure (at least by reality TV standards) that everyone was convinced they might be the Bachelor couple that actually made it.

But a new promo for the latest episode of their spin-off show, Ben and Lauren: Happily Ever After appears to show Ben calling off their wedding. Could there be trouble in paradise? Here, watch for yourself:

The clip shows Ben telling his fiancée, "I think you’re ready to start a life. I’m not ready for that — not even close."

And when Lauren asks if he's saying the wedding is off, Ben appears to respond, "Yeah I am."

I know. WHAAAAAT?! Kids, I advise you to take this with a grain of salt. The Bachelor team has perfected the art of creating misleading promos to get you to tune in and see what happens.

But what if it's real?! What if he actually called the wedding?! I kind of hate myself for getting sucked into this madness, but I think I need to watch and find out. Damn you, Bachelor franchise. So infuriating, yet so, so entertaining. God, I love it.

You can tune in to find out Ben and Lauren's fate Tuesday night at 8/7c on Freeform.

On Monday, Jessica Biel reached a cool two million followers on Instagram and decided to mark the occasion with a bikini-clad backflip into the Caribbean.

Of course, her two million followers is merely a whisper compared to the screaming legion of fans pledging their allegiance to her husband, Justin Timberlake, on Instagram.

The power of *NSYNC has compelled over 38 million fans to follow JT.

Let's all root for Biel to catch up with Timberlake, but if he keeps posting genius works of art like this one...

...it's gonna be tough.

Assuming it hasn't happened yet, Twitter is hypothesizing what the first big childish freakout of the Orange Man in the White House will be. Even though he insist that he has the greatest, best temperament—nobody has a greater temperament than him—the 70-going-on-7 year old man likely won't take to his new responsibilities too well.

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How do you steal back an item that should never have been stolen in the first place? Reddit user valiantfreak's dad should be given a medal of honor for his stealth maneuvering in the recovery of a pen that had been given to him as a gift.

Read on to see how this proud man recovered his sentimental writing tool without force or humiliation.

Dad is a principal at a school, and has been for a long time.

One day some lady arrives and expresses an interest in enrolling her son. Principal Dad is speaking with her, gets her some forms to fill out, even offers her his special pen. The pen is a nice stainless steel job that was given to every member of the executive staff on the school's 25th anniversary. It even says "[school name] Celebrating 25 years 1978-2003" on the side.

Anyway, lady and her son fill out the paperwork and go on their way, at which point Dad realizes his pen has also left. Clearly the pen wasn't a gift; it was obviously more expensive than a plastic hotel pen.

Fast forward to the next week when the lady arrives to drop her son off for his first day at the school. Principal Dad waits for Mrs Pen Thief and gives her the Emergency Contact Form to fill out. Normally this is given to the kid to fill out but Dad was hoping to see the pen again.

Sure enough, this silly lady forgets where she stole the pen from and out comes the 25th Anniversary Pen to fill out the form. The form completed, she puts the pen back in her handbag and hands the form back.

This is where shit goes stealth.

"And now I just need to sign it here" says Principal Dad, patting down his pockets as if looking for a pen. Instinctively Mrs Pen Thief reaches into her handbag and offers him The Pen. "Thanks" he said as he signs on the bottom of the form (which was just a ruse, he didn't need to sign anything) and puts the pen back in his own shirt pocket right in front of her.

Mrs Pen Thief looks confused, opens her mouth, realises what has happened, and quickly closes her mouth again. She mumbles a thanks and scurries out the door.

I believe he still has the pen to this day.

All that just for an item you could find fifty of when cleaning your house. Operation Pen is the slickest covert operation since Operation Paperclip. Hats off to you, sir!

If you are a person who grew up on a steady diet of Disney Channel shows, you probably fantasized about doing a promotion for the channel by saying, "Hi! I'm [your name here] and you're watching Disney Channel!" before drawing the iconic Mickey Mouse ears with a magic wand. If you need a visual reminder, check out Demi Lovato doing it below.

Well, it looks like what goes on behind-the-scenes is not nearly as fun as what is shown on television. A video that has been circulating the internet shows a young Hilary Duff filming the promo while working for Disney during her Lizzie McGuire years. If you thought the vibe on set would be carefree, high energy and optimistic, you are so, so wrong.

Oh God. Do we laugh? Do we cry? Her little giggly-noises only make everything 100x more uncomfortable. Maybe she had a migraine? Maybe she was tired of being a spoke in the great Disney wheel? Maybe she was being held hostage by the Mouse himself? AGH!

The clip has gained thousands of views after being shared through the popular Twitter account/meme curator @girlposts, a.k.a. "Common White Girl."

Damn. Duff is out there living all of our childhood dreams and looks miserable AF doing it. Just further proof that being a child star isn't all it's cracked up to be.

In an interview with Mario Lopez for Extra, Hillary supporter Eva Longoria talked about her reaction to Donald Trump winning the presidential election. The 41-year-old actor told Lopez, "I was in bed for almost two days after this election, so I can’t imagine what she's feeling, you know? I was so devastated. I can’t imagine what she feels."

As for how she thinks Trump will actually do in his new role of leadership, Longoria said,

First of all, the people have spoken, right? We have the best democracy in the world, we have the best election system in the world, so I understand people’s frustrations that our candidate didn’t win… I think both sides had the same issues in the campaign… I think it’s a time when our country needs to move forward and I hope that President elect Trump understands he has to be the president for all Americans, not just the people that voted for him, so I think that’s gonna take some effort to mend those wounds that some of those communities felt.

One important thing to remember about the election, though, is that Hillary Clinton won the popular vote over Trump, by a margin that is going to continue to grow. That won't actually change anything, but as far as her assertion that "the people have spoken," they have, and they want Hillary Clinton as president.

Andy Cohen just set loose perhaps the juiciest of all the juicy celeb gossip bursting from his new book: a moment of tremendous shade between Taylor Swift and Katy Perry. Obviously, this is not the first time they've been at odds.

The scene: The Met Gala after party. Katy Perry is sitting in a corner, Andy Cohen is waiting at the bar, and Taylor Swift is walking along behind him, chatting with a friend about where to sit to watch Lady Gaga perform.

Out of nowhere, Cohen decides to talk to Swift:

"And I said, 'your friend Katy is over there, and she...there's no one sitting over there. There's no one sitting over there with her...'

Cue a death stare from Swift. "Katy who?" she asks.

"Katy Perry."

This is when, according to Cohen, Swift "basically made it clear to me that [Perry] was the exact opposite of her friend."

Swift then mentioned, in "harsher words" than Cohen cared to reveal in his interview, that Cohen shouldn't mention the incident on his show.

If he refrained from mentioning it on his own show, he couldn't keep the gossip chained for long.

"I maybe am a shady ass bitch that I did put it in the book," said Cohen. But really, you can't keep this stuff locked up.

On Monday night, reality TV star and Kardashian-to-be Blac Chyna posted a picture of herself holding her new baby, Dream Renee Kardashian, asleep in a little pink blanket and probably dreaming of baby's first Rolls Royce. Dream, born on November 10, is Chyna's first daughter and first child with fiancé​ Robert Kardashian; she also has a 3-year-old son, King Cairo, with ex, rapper Tyga (yes, the same Tyga currently dating Kylie Jenner).

The littlest Kardashian already has her own Instagram account, with a whopping 493,000 followers. She's also got a Twitter account, with just one tweet so far—a photo of her breastfeeding at her mama's bosom. Dream's been on Twitter five days and she's got 12,000 followers; I've been on Twitter eight years and I've got 27,000. So I'm still winning, but clearly not for long.

Damn, this baby's got some serious social media skills. Maybe I should post a picture of myself breastfeeding. Thoughts?

Look, we're all very excited for the season premiere of The Bachelor on January 2. (I've already invited friends to my apartment for the first Bachelor Monday of the new year.) Season 21 promises to be a good one, with fan-favorite and three time Bachelor franchise contestant, Nick Viall, finally getting his chance to be the star of the show. On Monday, the first official promo for Nick's season of The Bachelor dropped, and all I can say is, "I'm here for this."

Nick will have a whopping 30 women vying for his affections (who are apparently ready to "Get some Nick"), and has wasted no time in taking his shirt off. No surprise there.

Will the fourth time be the charm for Nick? Will he finally find love in the Bachelor kingdom (ruled, of course, by its benevolent king, Chris Harrison)?

I guess we'll have to wait and find out on January 2.

(By the way, you're all invited to Bachelor Mondays.)

Who among us hasn't confused a baby for lasagna? The Internet is all cry laughing emojis over an awkward Facebook exchange that can't help but make you hungry.

On the one hand, it is probably human as the parent says it is.

But on the other, once it's pointed out, it's hard to get past the cheesy goodness.

The tweet has gone very viral, with over 7,000 retweets overnight, and countless cry-laugh emojis (well, it's countable, but I'm busy making lasagna).

Anyone can make a baby, but not everyone can pull off a crisp lasagna.

While promoting his new show for TBS, comedian John Early shared with Conan O'Brien his"iconic" impressions of the pop princess, Britney Spears. Iconic? Yes, iconic.

Early asks the audience for a suggestion of Britney songs, and politely declines the request for "Toxic." But he had his reasons.

"Here's the thing, I don't do 'Toxic'—it's too fast and you won't hear the nuances of the impression," Early insists.

I'm glad he went with "Lucky" since that song is ever-so-symbolic of Britney's long career. She literally had a song about a girl who cried every night and we were, like, "Cool, hold this snake while you dance!"

Witness the nuances of the impression for yourself.

Fabulous, isn't it?

According to his new book Just Getting Started, Tony Bennett met his current wife, Susan Benedetto,while she was still in the womb.

Benedetto's parents, Marion and Dayl Crow, attended one of Bennett's concerts in New York City in 1966. The Crows were able to get backstage to meet Bennett, and as fate would have it, Marion was pregnant with Tony's future wife at the time. Bennett snapped a photo with the expectant couple, which he and his wife look back fondly on today. "It's a photo we all laugh about, knowing the incredible turn of events that followed." On one hand, aw! On the other, ew.

According to People, Benedetto was raised on Tony Bennett's music, and even became the president of Bennett’s fan club in the San Francisco Bay Area in California as a teen. The first time Susan met Tony (after being born, that is) was backstage of one of his shows when she was only 19-years old. Bennett was 59 at the time. That is where their romance began.

Despite their uncomfortable first encounter and their large age gap, the couple dated for 20 years before tying the knot in 2007. "I can’t say that we didn’t notice the age difference when we first met, but I can say that after all of these years together, we don’t notice it much now. We’re compatible in all ways," writes Bennett. He also added, "Her goodness and the peace at the center of her soul have helped me to think straight, live well, and, I’m quite sure, live longer."

It was Juliana Barrett's first time flying with breastmilk, and she wanted to make sure she got it right. What she didn't count on, however, was dealing with a brusque and truly awful TSA screener, who rudely manhandled all the small containers of the liquid, left it sitting out of the cooler far too long, and actually told Barrett that he didn't think she was even allowed on the plane with breastmilk without her baby with her. What the?

Barrett wrote a lengthy Facebook post about her experience, explaining,

Patiently, I waited for the TSA screener guy (about my age) to grab it...he ignored it until I finally pointed it out. He grabbed it and after I told him what was inside, he asked me where my baby was...because "I don't think you can bring this on without your baby present." Uhhh...what?! Why would I have all of this if my baby was with me?! <heart pounding> I let him know I was traveling for work. He then opens the bag and proceeds to pull my cold breastmilk bags out (ALL 21!!!!). Squishing them in his hands, holding them up and commenting on how many ounces they are, people are walking by and staring. While doing this, he's saying "this bag can't be 8 oz...this bag is definitely not 6 oz..." I begin to tear up as he's handling my son's food and throwing them into a bin to be RESCANNED! He makes comments that he's not sure I can bring all of it on the plane. <y'all, I pumped every 4 hours so I could replenish what Nixon was consuming while traveling> Finally, a lady TSA agent comes over and tells him he doesn't need to do that. She tells him I'm good to go.

See? Leave it to the female TSA agent to know what's up.

Barrett also explains why she shared the post, writing,

I'm not the type of person to complain or bring negative attention. However, I don't want this happening to other mamas. Being a new mom, working, traveling, nursing and pumping is hard & stressful enough. Awareness needs to be brought to breastfeeding. TSA needs to revisit training their employees on the rules of traveling with breastmilk and how to tactfully handle the situation.

Damn straight!