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Parents show the internet how to handle your daughter's first period.

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Getting one's first period is a huge moment in a woman's life. It's also huge for parents who have to reckon with the fact that their baby is almost an adult now who they could have babies of her own.

@Autumn1Shea's family had a celebration for her younger sister, Brooke, in honor of the bloody exciting milestone.

The centerpiece of the celebration is a cake with perfect blood red icing, knowing that everyone on their period could use some baked goods.

Getting your period is a piece of cake.

The family raised the bar with a gift basket of goods with important period swag.

Go with the flow.
Cramped, but amped.

Congrats, Brooke! Here's hoping you get a cake every month.


'Dancing With The Stars' dancer Peta Murgatroyd shares post-baby belly pic to prove it's OK not to bounce back.

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These days, it seems like every new celebrity mom has to brag about "bouncing back" by Instagramming a picture of their perfectly flat abdomen as soon as possible after giving birth. But Peta Murgatroyd, a professional dancer made famous on Dancing With The Stars, is subverting that trend by sharing an honest picture of her post-baby belly, along with a message of encouragement for any other mother who finds that her body has been changed by the process of giving life to a human being.

Murgatroyd's caption reads:

Real life: I took this photo 8 days post birth. I left the hospital looking 5 months pregnant. Many people think a woman should shrink right back to her pre-birth weight immediately. That is just not the truth for most. The female body is incredible and resilient, but healing and strengthening take time. Now it's time for patience and hard work. Lots of love to all the new mamas out there on the journey. #yesihaveascrunchieinmyhair#shaiiswortheverypound

Best wishes to this inspiring mom and her growing family.

Dax Shepard shares embarrassing throwback photo with Kristen Bell to prove how lucky he is to have her.

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Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard are definitely in the running for Hollywood's most adorable couple. They make music videos. They write dirty, pun-filled tweets to each other for their birthdays. And as if we didn't love them enough already, Dax Shepard shared an adorable (and slightly embarrassing) throwback photo of he and Kristen Bell to Instagram on Monday to remind himself how lucky he is to have her.

Shepard captioned the photo:

9 years ago. And unfortunately that bottom lip isn't from injections, it's Skoal. That's right, I landed @kristenanniebell while in the throes of a nasty dip habit. Thanks for being an optimist, honey.

Kristen Bell knows better than anyone that love means accepting your partner's flaws and also being okay with them sharing throwback photos with their many, many Instagram followers.

I hope my cold disappears before my health insurance does.

Donald Trump is being sued by one of the women who accused him of sexual misconduct.

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On Tuesday, one of the women who accused Donald Trump of sexual assault is filing a lawsuit against him, according to The Daily Beast. Her lawyer Gloria Allred, who represents three of Trump's accusers (of which there are at least 13), is holding a press conference today in Los Angeles at 11:30 PST to discuss the details.

A different woman, represented by lawyer Lisa Bloom, accused Donald Trump of rape and was scheduled to give a press conference in November. However, the press conference was canceled at the last minute and the lawsuit was dropped. That woman, known only as Jane Doe, claimed that Trump had raped her when she was 13 years old. She canceled the press conference due to fear, according to Politico, because she'd "received threats."

Donald Trump has previously threatened to sue anyone who accused him of sexual harassment. Gloria Allred, in return, said she'd recommend that her three clients cross-complain against him (meaning file lawsuits of their own).

Woman tries to get mom kicked off train because she won't believe a black woman is in first class.

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U.K. singer Jamelia Davis was traveling on a train with her daughter last Thursday when she had an unpleasant encounter with a racist stranger. As Davis described in a series of tweets, a woman in her 40s approached her and her 11-year-old to ask whether they first class tickets—seemingly because they were the only black passengers in the car. Coupled with the fact that this woman didn't work for the railroad, Davis's story is especially outrageous. And that's exactly why it's going viral.

Davis's tweets immediately ignited a firestorm on Twitter. Many were shocked that this kind of institutionalized racism still exists.

Others chimed in with similar stories from their own lives.

But then there were the inevitable trolls. Some Twitter users turned the story back on Davis, accusing her of making assumptions based on her own prejudices.

As a mother of two with a professional music career, Davis didn't have time to reply to each of these chumps individually. And by this point, her story had started to go viral outside of Twitter. Media outlets were contacting her to ask for a statement, but rather than indulge them all, she chose to respond to everyone at once, by publishing a statement on her own website.

In the piece, she explains what happened in more detail than she did in her original tweets. She also expresses surprise that her story shocked anyone, because it's hardly an isolated incident. Then, she responds to everyone who accused her of "playing the race card," by mentioning that if she and other black people tweeted every time they experienced racism, it would flood the social network entirely.

She concludes with this message about why, as a parent, she felt the need to speak out.

I do not want to keep quiet about it anymore. We serve no-one by remaining quiet, if anything this renders us complicit in the continuation and validation of this behaviour. It is not ok with me, and it shouldn't be ok with you. Most importantly, i'm teaching my girls not to be ok with it either. I absolutely refuse to send my daughters out into a world that tells them NOT to speak up when someone hurts them. The only way that will happen is if we are all brave enough to put these important conversations on the table now.

WTF is going on with Kendall Jenner's legs in this photo?

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Take a look at this picture of Haylie Baldwin, Kylie Jenner, and Kendall Jenner taken at the Golden Globes after party.

If this is a weight loss plan, its a weird one.

The pic, posted to In Style's Instagram, immediately became flooded with comments from mystified fans trying to figure out what happened to Kendall's other leg.

  • "Yo where is Kendall's other leg doe"
  • "what the what? Where's Kendall's leg??? 🐮👢👣😞👻"
  • "where did kendall's other leg go lmaooo"
  • "Cadê a perna da Kendall 😱😱😱"

Seriously, can someone explain what is going on? It's starting to feel like every week some woman in a picture is missing her legs.

The commonly accepted answer is this one, perfectly explained by commenter britney.jacobs:

They all have their legs crossed and Kendall has her left leg (covered by her dress) under her right leg. It looks a bit funny because she's twisting to face the camera. You're welcome.

Thank you.

Here we've outlined the missing leg, in case you still can't see it:

Is it just me, or now does it look like there are too many arms?

This teen ballerina is breaking stereotypes with her awesome dance moves.

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This is Lizzy Howell, a 15-year-old dancer who is taking social media by storm with her incredible dance moves.

before i nearly faceplanted☁️

A photo posted by Lizzy 🤘🏼 (@lizzy.dances) on

About two months ago, this video of Lizzy in her ballet class unexpectedly went viral. The Delaware resident is still unsure how exactly her Instagram video took off, but she is glad it did. “I’m very happy that someone has discovered me,” she told BuzzFeed.“It’s a whole new thing for people where I live.”

turning monday¿ #ballet#turn#balletdancer#dancer#foutte

A video posted by Lizzy 🤘🏼 (@lizzy.dances) on

But don't call Lizzie "plus size." The young ballerina is glad she is inspiring body positivity, but doesn't want to be labeled because she feels it separates her from her dance community. "If I can do everything that anyone else can, why should I be in a separate category?" asks Howell.

happy national dance day!

A photo posted by Lizzy 🤘🏼 (@lizzy.dances) on

Howell is now using her new found internet stardom as a way to bring awareness to pseudotumor cerebri, a condition she has been diagnosed with that results in pressure inside the skull increasing for no reason. She uses dance as a way to cope with the chronic condition and the subsequent anxiety that comes along with it.

merry christmas from my leg to yours ❤️💚❤️

A photo posted by Lizzy 🤘🏼 (@lizzy.dances) on

In just a few short weeks, Lizzie has gained over 40,000 Instagram followers who are happy to see body diversity represented in the dance field. And Lizzie is definitely happy to share her inspiring gift with them.

thank goodness dance starts tomorrow, I was having withdrawals❤️#lovedds

A photo posted by Lizzy 🤘🏼 (@lizzy.dances) on


How you'll spend the Women's March on Washington

If I win the lottery the first thing I'll do is meet my deductible.

Twitter just figured out how to keep Trump from becoming the 45th president.

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With only a couple days before what is likely to be history's least entertaining inauguration, it seems inevitable that Donald Trump will become our 45th President.

But Twitter has other plans. They can't stop Trump from becoming the president, but they can stop him from becoming the 45th president. All they have to do is make Joe Biden the 45th president first.

"Obama should resign a day early to make Biden the 45th President just to ruin all of Trump's merchandise."

If this worked, Trump would have to Make America's Merchandise Again. And how would trump feel being 46th? All even numbers? Sad!

The people of twitter land loved this plan and immediately jumped on board.

"Can this really happen?"

"How amazing would that be?"

They even tagged Obama and Biden, hoping they'll join in on the scheme.

So far, no word as to weather the President and VP are into the plot, but if they're going to do it they only have two days left.

Woman kicked out of store for telling couple to 'speak English' in racist rant.

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On January 14, a man named Thanasi Papoulias (who speaks both English and Greek) posted a phone video to his Facebook wall of a racist woman telling him and his wife Sophia Antonopoulos-Papoulias to "speak f**king English, this is America." The awful woman, who was standing behind the Greek American couple as they spoke to each other in Greek, is apparently a self-appointed member of the language police, and she doesn't want anything but plain ol' English, even if she's not part of the conversation.

The text accompanying the video reads,

So this just happened...

Sophia and I were in line at the market, and naturally, speaking Greek. Out of nowhere this lady behind us decides to give us a modern history lesson and tells us, "Speak F*@king English, this is America." Furthermore, she demonstrated her well-versed use of the English language by using every swear word to describe us and how we don't belong here. Imagine if we were with our kids.

Huge props to the manager for kicking her xenophobic, racist ass out. I only caught the tail-end on video, but you'll get the point.

Seriously. This. Just. Happened. It's 2017. #SMH

The manager handled the situation in a truly admirable manner, telling the woman in no uncertain terms that she's not welcome in her store. The shopper says she wasn't harassing the couple, but what else would you call butting into someone else's conversation to tell them what language you'd prefer they speak?

The whole point of America is freedom. When people say, "It's a free country," that's exactly what they mean. You can worship who you want, say what you're thinking, and look however you please.

This is America, speak whatever the hell language you want.

Girl finds the one guy on Tinder who's never seen 'The Office' and now she's a beet farmer.

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Caroline, an Office fan from Ohio, used her Dunder Mifflin expertise to try and spice things up on Twitter. Using just quotes from Assistant to the Regional Manager Dwight Schrute, Caroline used quotes to pose as a beet farmer on Tinder.

And the dude was surprisingly into it, and more surprisingly didn't make an Office joke after reading "beet farmer."

The conversation is pretty long and impressive.

(That's what she said.)

Looks like Nate and Caroline just might be the new Dwight and Angela.

No one knows if this 7-year-old Taylor Swift impersonator is creepy or better than the original.

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This is Xia Vigor. She's a 7-year-old British-born Filipina child actress.

And this is Xia Vigor impersonating Taylor Swift on the Philippine TV show Your Face Sounds Familiar Kids:

The 7-year-old performed T-Swift's 2008 hit "You Belong With Me." And she nailed it, from the extraordinary confidence and hair flips, to that recognizable "omg I can't believe I'm famous!!!" facial expression.

The audience and judges were so blown away, you'd think they'd never seen a child with perfect vocal range strut around in pancake makeup and a "sexy" costume before.

Just watch:

'Fresh Of The Boat's Eddie Huang responds to Steve Harvey's comments about Asian men.

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Fresh Off The Boat's Eddie Huang was not pleased with Steve Harvey's recent comments mocking Asian men, and now he's speaking out about it.

In case you're not familiar with the story, Steve Harvey found himself in hot water recently after making tasteless jokes about Asian men on his show, which you can see below.

In the bit, Harvey asks the women in his audience if they like Asian men, and then says, "I don't even like Chinese food."

Huang, who is the author of Fresh Off the Boat (the book that inspired the TV series) shared his response to Harvey's comments in a NY Times op-ed. Huang talks about the book Steve Harvey referenced on his show, How to Date a White Woman: A Practical Guide for Asian Men, and stated that he never thought anyone would take a "gag" book seriously, until he saw Harvey on his show. Huang writes:

Yet the one joke that still hurts, the sore spot that even my closest friends will press, the one stereotype that I still mistakenly believe at the most inopportune bedroom moments — and I know Joe and Steve do as well — is that women don’t want Asian men. Attractiveness is a very haphazard dish that can’t be boiled down to height or skin color, but Asian men are told that regardless of what the idyllic mirepoix is or isn’t, we just don’t have the ingredients.”

Eddie Huang went on to point out in his response how odd it was that Steve Harvey, who has spent a lot of time trying to uplift the black community, didn't seem to have a problem encouraging stereotypes about another marginalized community. He writes:

That’s why this Steve Harvey episode is so upsetting. He speaks openly about issues facing the black community, he is a man of God, and he has a huge platform to speak from. Unfortunately, he’s also the type of guy who orders Krug champagne for himself and Cook’s for every one else. For his own personal profit, he’s willing to perpetuate the emasculation of Asian men regardless of how hypocritical it is.

While Eddie Huang was certainly entitled to complain about Harvey's comments, it seems he's not innocent when it comes to generalizing.

According to The Root, Huang said on an episode of Bill Maher's show back in 2015 that being an Asian man in the dating world is a lot like being a black woman.

“I feel like Asian men have been emasculated so much in America that we’re basically treated like black women," he said. "... When I sit on OkCupid no one wants to talk to me either.”

Ohhhhh boy. Here's an idea. Let's all stop talking.

Steve Harvey apologized for his comments in a tweet on Tuesday.


Dr. Pimple Popper takes on milia, blackheads, and skin tags in a jam-packed popping medley.

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With MLK weekend over, Americans are facing a seemingly endless future of five-day workweeks. But luckily, Dr. Pimple Popper is here to ease our suffering with our most soothing guilty pleasure: pops. Today, she's turning up the heat with a dense medley of extractions, including some milia, some blackheads, and for the truly nasty popaholics, some skin tags. If you can watch those things get snipped off without wincing, you truly have nerves of steel.

If popping is a drug, we don't want to get clean. And Dr. Lee is our favorite pusher.

Marla Maples and Tiffany Trump just got busted trying to pay a hairstylist with 'exposure.'

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Tiffany Trump and her mom, Donald Trump's second wife Marla Maples, tried to get a hairstylist to work for free by offering her "exposure." The hairstylist decided to expose them, instead.

Exposure? She's a professional hairstylist, not a contestant on America's Got Talent.

According to the Washington Post, D.C. hairstylist Tricia Kelly was recommended to Maples and Trump by a long-time client to get them all glammed up for Donalt Trump's presidential inauguration, but when she quoted her rate - $150 fee to travel in addition to the cost of her services - the president-elect's ex immediately began to bargain her down.

“I was told they had a $300 budget for both of them for hair and makeup,” Kelly says.

Ummm, doesn't Donald Trump have billions of dollars?

Right. Why can't he pay for his ex and his daughter to look nice at the most important event of his life?

Through communication with Maple's assistant, Kelly agreed to receive $200 for hair for the both of them, as well as $150 for a makeup artist to get them ready.

Despite the already incredible discount, things got even weirder.

The assistant asked Kelly if she and the makeup artist would be willing to work for free in exchange for "exposure." Meaning, Maples and Trump would praise her work on social media.

“I was stunned,” she said. “I told them . . . I work for a fee, not for free.”

Maybe they're just cheapskates, or maybe they really don't have the money, but either way, Kelly turned them down. This story would be plenty of exposure for her on its own.

Maples PR have not commented on this, but that's not where the story ends. Apparently, the contact that originally connected Kelly to Maples became angry that Kelly dared defend her need to be paid, and sent her a threatening message saying, “You are messing with the president of the United States."

Ruh-roh.

The contact explained that Maples was worried about her financial situation now that she no longer received child-support payments for Tiffany, and added, “she is used to a certain lifestyle and you don’t understand that.”

Yes, it must be very hard to understand what it's like to have sired the president-elects most neglected child. But it's also pretty hard to pay your bills with exposure.

YouTube star's dad perfectly shut down homophobe who shamed his son for wearing makeup.

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Manny Gutierrez aka Manny Mua is a YouTube star and model who is best known for posting makeup tutorials on YouTube and Instagram to his millions of followers.

He seems to be doing just fine. One could argue, better than most of us.

And yet, some guy named Matt Walsh who writes for conservative website TheBlaze doesn't think so (surprise!).

He shamed Manny's dad in one vicious tweet:

Gutierrez looks amazing and is obviously crushing at life, so when I first read this, I interpreted it as: "Dads! If you're there for your sons, they could turn out this great!"

I guess I was wrong.

Twitter immediately hung Walsh up to dry for being a judgmental homophobe. The best burn came from Gutierrez's pal, fellow YouTube star Scott Hoying:

Others came to Manny's defense and dragged Walsh for his comment:

But the best response of all came from Gutierrez's dad. Get ready to cry off your (perfectly applied) makeup.

He wrote:

This is Manny Sr. Let me first begin by telling you that I’ve always been there for my son and will ALWAYS be there for him. Not only am I proud of what he has accomplished but I’m more proud of the person he has become. I know the words you speak are from lack of knowing anybody from the LGBT community. If you did, you would soon realise they are some of the most real and kind hearted individuals that walk this planet of ours. Going forward, I would choose your actions and words wisely. Just like you would do anything for your family, I would DO for mine. Good day Sir.

AHHHHH!!! WHAT AN AMAZING DAD.

Twitter clearly feels the same way:

One person said his own dad would've responded a little differently:

But Vince should know a viral Twitter clap back is the horse's head of 2017: it's the perfect revenge.

In the words of Michael Corleone: "don't ever take sides with anyone against the Family again. Ever."

The internet imagined if Obama tweeted like Trump. It's hilarious. And sad!

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Imagine if our current President (Obama is still our President until Friday) tweeted like Donald Trump, a man who inexplicably will be President of the United States of America on Friday.

But imagining things is soooo much work! Thankfully Reddit has done the job for us. Redditor Baz-Ravish recently asked: "If President Obama wrote his tweets the same way that Donald Trump does, what would have been some of his signature tweets over the past 8 years?"

And the internet delivered. Here are some of the best:

1. fknrat:

Bin Laden - bad hombre, gonna be dead soon, Navy SEALS on their way. High energy! Burial at sea!

2. NuclearWarlordGandhi:

Looser @realdonaldtrump is saying that my birth certificate is fake. Fake News! SAD!

3. Sentimies:

People have spread rumours that I was born in Kenya. SAD!

4. k5berry:

WEAK Mitt Romney says he will never care about half the country! HE SHOULD DROP OUT!

5. good-doggo95:

Only LOSERS don't have Healthcare. Pathetic!

6. FratAlbert:

I just made gay marriage legal, I did a tremendous job and the gays love me big league.

7. tamere2k:

Just killed Bin Laden. It wasn't hard. Bush just didn't try. PATHETIC!

8. Numelderp:

Just droned Syria. They didn't even put up a fight! SAD!

9. conradwhitney7​:

These Vice President Biden memes present Joe falsely, he would never be so childish. Fake news.

10. JustHach:

Sorry Haters! #ThanksObama is the top trending hashtag. The people have spoken! What now @FoxNews?

11. WorMWooDGaming:

We're gonna shut down Guantanamo and make Cuba pay for it!

These are all hilarious and on point. And sad! Because this Friday, the ACTUAL PRESIDENT will be tweeting like THIS! System is rigged! What now @FoxNews???

Latest Suri Cruise pics spark debate over whether she looks more like Tom Cruise or Katie Holmes.

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We live in a nation divided. At the heart of the controversy is an ethical dilemma: Which famous parent does Suri Cruise resemble more?

The Scientology guy on the couch?

Or Joey from Dawson's Creek?

The controversy began with a simple tweet from People:

The magazine described 10-year-old Suri as mom Katie Holmes' "mini-me," which is hardly controversial. People have been saying this for years. And by "people" I mean People, which is my favorite thing to read at the dentist.

Anyway, just when you thought we can finally, as a country, agree on this ONE thing.... along comes Us Weekly. The rival gossip magazine (idk if they are actually rivals but it makes this more fun) tweeted this yesterday, seven hours after People's ​tweet:

"Suri Cruise is the spitting image of her dad, Tom Cruise!" they wrote.

As citizens of the internet, we must choose sides. But since this is too grave a decision to make alone, let's check in with Twitter.

This person seems to think Suri looks like Cruise:

This person thinks she looks like BOTH her parents (haha what a wacky notion!):

This person is Team Holmes 100%:

Then a few people don't care who she looks like. They just think Tom Cruise is a bad dad.

So which parent's face does this girl who was serendipitously catapulted into fame have??

Is this face more like? a) Tom's b) Katie's c) Suri's JK that's not an option

Choose wisely, citizens! This decision will impact the future of America.

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