A teacher in Mississauga, Canada, has been suspended for giving a homework assignment that included detailed instructions on making and injecting crystal meth, an addictive and illegal drug not recommended for 8th graders or anyone else for that matter.

A mom of one 13-year-old student was so shocked when she saw the assignment that she "popped a blood vessel," the CBC reports."I was in a state of shock," the mom, Delight Greenidge, told the CBC."I'm thinking this cannot be real."

Oh, but it was real.

Greenidge said the double-sided printout included instructions on how to source materials and manufacture the drug, as well as inject it. She told Mississauga:

I’m reading this thing and my eyes are just swelling as I’m reading it and I think my blood pressure went up by about 50 points because it is detailed, step-by-step, blueprint instructions on what you need to make crystal meth, how to prepare the crystal meth and then how to inject yourself with crystal meth.

Here's a clip from the assignment (presented for journalistic purposes only and not intended to promote drug use of any kind, got that??? Cool):

Greenidge's son said the teacher handed it out for the students to "dramatize" as part of an assignment. Specifically, the teacher had instructed the students to "act scared" when "making the drug," and to "act happy" when injecting it, according to Greenidge's son. My guess is this teacher's obsession with Breaking Badjust got out of hand.

The Peel District School Board confirmed the teacher handed out the instructions to several students and said the teacher has been "suspended with pay" while the school investigates.

Call me old-fashioned, but I just don't think that students should be taught how to make meth in school. That's what TV is for.

If you've been following Dr. Sandra Lee's dermatology videos as closely as we have, you might think you know everything. For example, you might think (like we did) that a cyst gets inflamed because it's infected. But as Dr. Lee clarifies in this video, that's not necessarily the case. This patient's painful, inflamed back cyst was perfectly uncontaminated—just swollen. And that made it all the gushier to pop. Fascinating!

As an added bonus, this patient also had a batch of Favre-Racouchot blackheads on his face to be popped. Skip forward to 32:09 to see those beauties.

Dr. Pimple Popper is the best way to ease back into work after a long weekend.

Fifth-grader Lena Draper was in an emergency and reached out to the cops.

The 10-year-old was embroiled in a contentious fight with her math homework and needed to call for help. Lena reached out to none other than the Marion, Ohio Police Department on Facebook,CBS News reports that Lieutenant B.J. Gruber, heeded the call.

Lena's mom Molly posted screenshots of the exchange.

It's an insight into the high stakes world of Law and Order: PEMDAS.

Now this is some adorable community outreach, and the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

“He’ll be joining my daughter for lunch at school, and is bringing her an autographed shirt to commemorate their going viral,” Lena's mom told CBS, “I am surprised, I thought it was just a goofy life moment to share with some friends, but it seems to really be striking a chord with people.”

ALERT: Just hours ago, there was a cow on-the-loose in Queens, New York. Fortunately, NBC newscaster Bradd Jaffy excitedly covered the story live on Twitter with lots of exclamation points as it unfolded. This is the most dramatic cow-chase I have ever seen and I grew up in a small town so I have seen a few.

The story began around noon today, as Jaffy tweeted out an aerial photo of a cow in Queens, New York, engaged in a "police standoff" with the NYPD:

Jaffy then continued to post enthusiastic updates as the cow refused to be stopped, even by a police barricade:

This cow is a force to be reckoned with. He even broke through a police blockade.

That's when a man tried to intervene and "grab the cow."

But he was no Texas cowboy, and it didn't work. By now it's becoming clear this is the Thelma and Louise of cows.

Meanwhile, other onlookers started tweeting the cow-action as well:

This is when things took a disappointing turn for the cow, who as it turns out is actually a bull (a male cow):

"The bull appears to be tranquilized in someone's backward in Queens, surrounded by cops," Jaffy wrote.

Jaffy reported that the bull is now in police custody:

He then tweeted the bull would be collected by an "animal sanctuary," which some might see as a loss for the bull, who clearly just wants to roam free like Tom Cruise's character in Jerry McGuire.

But Jaffy takes a more optimistic outlook:

"HE'S GOING TO LIVE! He did it!" he wrote.

Still, I have a feeling this won't be the last we hear of this bull. A true rebel doesn't let one tiny capture get in between him and freedom.

Raising a family is hard enough on its own, but it's especially tough when you're tight on money. Life got a tiny bit easier for one family in South Carolina over the weekend when they were blessed with the kindness of a cashier at their local Walmart.

A mom named Ashley Jordan posted a story to Facebook of a kind-hearted Walmart employee named Sharnique, who helped her and her husband pay for groceries for their family of five.

The post reads:

Today me and my Husband Michael Jordan went to the Walmart on Garners Ferry Road in Columbia, SC. It was another dreaded shopping trip trying to buy groceries for a family of 5. We got as much stuff as we could get on my husband's income since I'm a Stay at Home Mom. We literally dread going to Walmart and buying groceries period because my husband's whole check goes to food for our family. I will say that I'm not a fan of shopping at Walmart because of how rude some of the people can be. But after tonight my whole perspective has changed. As me and my husband were in line putting our groceries on the thing for the cashier to scan we had our youngest daughter with us. Who was very fussy and tired and just wanted to go to sleep. Half of the time the cashier's don't engage in conversation but the cashier we had tonight was very friendly. I can't remember exactly what she said but it was along the lines of you must have a big family y'all have a lot of stuff. I said yeah we do. She told me my total and I was digging through my wallet trying to count all of my money out. She gave me a smile and said you guys look like you need a blessing tonight. I just smiled back. Then the cashier walked around the counter and was hitting something on the keypad. ( I thought she was giving us a coupon) then she walked back to her register. I then looked at the total and I was at a loss for words. This sweet woman whom I never met in my life paid for half of my groceries! I was in complete shock because I never expected anything like that to ever happen. Me and my husband were just staring at each other like is she serious? Did she really just do this? I was really at a loss for words. I didn't know what to say. How could this woman who didn't even know me, know our situation, know us, why would she do this? I asked her what her name was and she told me , I thanked her and asked her if I could take a picture with her and post it to social media and she said yes. Me and my husband and our very fussy one year old finally got into the car and when we did we just looked at each other and smiled and at that moment we both knew things were going to be OK because there truly are good people out there. Thank you so much Sharnique Dasant you truly are a blessing and you will never realize how much you helped us out and how much faith you have put back into our hearts.

Sharnique rocks. Hey, guys. If you have the capacity to help out a stranger this week, do it. Okay? You'll make their day and it'll be awesome. Cool? Good talk.

One anonymous hero is making the internet a friendlier place for everyone who, like her, is "forever alone." In her "Third Wheel Extravaganza" Instagram account, she photobombs cute couples mid-PDA, drilling the camera every time with a dead-eyed stare that anybody who's ever been single in a bar can definitely relate to.

Although she hasn't revealed her name, her attitude speaks volumes. She's been posting these pics for almost five months, but only started to go viral with them in the past day. That's because, on Monday, her sister shared a collection of her Instagrams to Imgur, with the title "My sister is forever alone. Decided to use the opportunity to showcase her third wheeling skills." Since then, it's amassed more than 7,000 upvotes.

The most amazing part is how her face is exactly the same in every photo. It's like a mask of human judgment.

When she can't be there in person, she photoshops herself into the pics, allowing her to photobomb a happily engaged couple in a bizarre example of optical illusion shade-throwing.

Or was she actually there? It's very hard to tell. This is like The Dress all over again.

She's taken her talents to the skies…

…and she'll even come and glare at your wedding!

Thank you to this young woman for hilariously telling the whole world what we all want to say: Get a room!

When a group of kids got their basketball confiscated, they didn't let it ruin their game, they just created a new one to parlay into viral glory.

Mashablereports that students at Nocross (more like Noball?) High School created the #NoBallChallenge, playing a full-on ball game minus the ball.

Kids at other schools started playing too, like these kids whose school team is the Bulldogs.

And these kids, who play for the Warriors.

And these Blue Devils, who took it to the next level with music.

While the #NoBallChallenge has yet to meet #MannequinChallenge levels of fame, let's sit back at watch it grow until NBA teams get in on it.

Angelina Jolie appeared on Good Morning America today where she talked about her kids' voracious appetites for bugs, People reports.She means gummy worms, right?????

Nope. She means actual bugs and insects. The kind that make you scream bloody murder when they crawl across your bedroom floor. Those are her the Pitt-Jolie brood's favorite snacks.

“They can eat a bag of crickets like a bag of chips,” said Jolie, of her six kids with her ex Brad Pitt: Maddox, 15, Pax, 13, Zahara, 11, Shiloh, 10, and twins Knox and Vivienne, 8 (they grow up so fast!!!!! Must be all those insects).

“They’re used to eating scorpions,” she continued. “Especially Shiloh. Shiloh loves a tarantula, loves a bug.” I'm not that surprised to hear Shiloh Jolie-Pitt loves a good tarantula, as she seems like a true badass.

But the other kids are on board, too. Here's a video of Jolie cooking spiders and feeding them to twins Knox and Vivienne, in Cambodia:

"You start with crickets and a beer and then you move up to tarantulas," Jolie explains in the video.

The actress said the key to a delicious bug or insect is the seasoning. "I’m learning to cook them better,” she said. “A little more flair, a little more seasoning.”

Personally, I'm more of a chips person. But before you judge, consider the genetically modified laboratory-made garbage most of us stuffed in our faces when we were kids. Tarantulas might actually be a better option.

When a woman named "uninterested hō" on Twitter (probably not her given name) found a lost iPhone, she learned a lesson about phone security that she decided to share with the world via Twitter to keep us—and our personal info—safe. Thank you, uninterested hō!

Basically, she found someone's iPhone and, in her attempt to return it, realized how quick and easy it is to get someone's personal information off their phone. With a little help from Siri who, it turns out, is friendly and helpful to anyone, including some rando who has your phone:

By "cool" she of course means, NOT COOL AT ALL. This is really creepy. We all leave our phones lying around at some point, making it pretty easy for a stranger (or creepy friend) to get all of our personal info.

Luckily, the finder of this phone used this power for good:

Meanwhile, she figured out just how easy it is to get all of the girl's personal info, everything from where she lives to where she parked her car. Creepy AF.

The girl who the iPhone belonged to apparently had no clue her information was so easy to hack.

Luckily, there's a way to prevent this by changing your phone's security settings.

Here's what you can do to keep this from happening to you:

I just did it. Did you?

One more piece of advice from "Uninterested Ho," who, it turns out, is interested in our safety:

Lots of people are thanking UH on Twitter for her helpful tip, as they should:

Uninterested hō is the friend we all need and mostly don't deserve. Unlike you, Siri (jk Siri I love you even if you're a two-faced backstabber sometimes).

Did you know singer John Legend and popular cartoon animal Arthur, who has made a recent comeback as a viral internet meme, are each others' celebrity doppelgangers?

Tweeter Emily Sowah first noticed the striking resemblance and tweeted this over the weekend:

"John Legend look like Arthur lowkey," she wrote. Her simple observation quickly went viral and has now been RT'd nearly 73,000 times, proving many people agree.

If I were John Legend right now, I'd have to take a long, hard look at myself and say "well, I guess I look like Arthur."

It's not a bad thing! Arthur is adorable and so is John Legend. Twitter seems to agree:

The original tweet has given rise to a meme-storm:

And the revelation has had a profound impact on at least one person's life:

Then, a prophet known as "Zach" predicted that Chrissy Teigen, Queen of Twitter and Wife of John Legend/Arthur, would get in on the action:

And then, less than twenty minutes later..... BOOM:

"John when you tell him he looks like Arthur," Teigen wrote, next to an Arthur fist meme, exactly as Zach predicted.

Chrissy Teigen's tweet, to her over four million followers, prompted a second wave of memes:

And John Legend/Arthur himself piped in, playing it real cool like he's never even HEARD of Arthur (BS, John!):

People weren't having it:

The original Arthur has yet to weigh in. But he'd probably say:

Come to think of it, has anyone seen John Legend and Arthur in the same place at the same time??????

We're keeping an eye on you Arthur—I mean, John. Whoever you are.

Blac Chyna has lost 40 pounds since giving birth to daughter Dream Kardashian about four months ago, and that doesn't include the 250+ pounds she dropped after splitting with baby daddy Rob Kardashian recently.

Since giving birth to her second child back in November, Blac Chyna has been documenting her weight loss journey on social media. Right before giving birth, the reality star weighed in at 192 pounds. She now weighs 152 pounds, and is working toward hitting her goal weight of130 pounds (or one Kardashian butt cheek), before summer 2017.

What's her secret? She apparently attributes a bulk of her weight loss to breastfeeding.

That's a lot of boob milk.

Chyna revealed in a Snapchat video in June that she wanted to gain 100 pounds throughout the course of her pregnancy, saying "I’mma tear it up, and then I’mma snap back."

And snapping back she is.

These catcallers have found the wrong target. In this video, posted by a guy on a motorcycle with a GoPro camera attached to his helmet, a woman on a bike being hassled by two guys in a van gets some sweet, sweet revenge.

As you can see in the video, the men start hassling the woman stopped at a streetlight. When she doesn't react how they want (what was she going to do, give them her number?), they have the audacity to ask if she's on her period. The driver even reaches out a few times to touch her! Jesus, man, what is wrong with you??

The light changes and the van drives off, but now the unidentified woman is PISSED (and who can blame her). She chases down the van, and as they pull over to park, she stops for a moment and—well, watch for yourself!

Early in February, Mitch McConnell unwittingly coined a viral rallying cry for his opposition, and on Tuesday it jumped right off the internet right and into his face.

At a luncheon for his Kentucky constituents, according to the Huffington Post, a woman stood up to ask a question. She began by telling Mitch McConnell she loved him. "Thank you, I need that," responded the Senate Majority Leader, who, it may come as some surprise, is capable of feeling love.

Things escalated after that. When we tune in for the following clip, the constituent is absolutely furious.

"If you can answer any of that, I'll sit down and shut up like Elizabeth Warren."

Although the mood inside the luncheon wasn't parallel with the nearly 1,000 lively protesters outside, according to local outlet WHAS, the woman in the video above demanded an answer from McConnell about ailing veterans and coal mine workers.

The conclusion of her speech—"If you can answer any of that, I'll sit down and shut up like Elizabeth Warren"—was a reference to McConnell's silencing of Senator Warren in the Senate, a move he justified with the cement-dense quote:

Sen. Warren was giving a lengthy speech. She had appeared to violate the rule. She was warned. She was given an explanation. Nevertheless, she persisted.

Mitch McConnell never gave his constituent her answer. He did, however, grin like a frog and tell her, "I hope you feel better now." Then he called on a man to ask a different question.

You can watch the full exchange at the 22:00 mark.

On Tuesday, former porn star Jenna Jameson went on an anti-Muslim Twitter rant. She also defended the KKK while she was at it.

She started out by tweeting about "Muslim rape gangs."

When someone else on Twitter brought up "Christian hate groups" like the Ku Klux Klan, Jameson responded by tweeting, "Do the Klu [sic] Klux Klan follow a religion that orders the death of apostates? When was the last time we saw a klan member blow up infidels?"

Jameson then posted a tweet with a link to a story about a Muslim man who spit on a baby, along with the words, "I wish people would stop asking me why I speak out against Muslims."

Jameson's Twitter rants are nothing new. Jameson has tweeted about Muslims before, and in January, she got into a Twitter feud with the head of the KKK, David Duke. And now she's playing devil's advocate on their behalf? Very confusing.

Kim Kardashian is no stranger to bad press, but now it is her BFF Jonathan Cheban's turn to be in hot water after he body shamed a vegan blogger who criticized him for wearing fur.

According to Allure, Nancy Sidley, who runs The Sophisticated Vegan blog alongside her twin sister Stephanie, often calls out celebs on Instagram for wearing fur. Cheban joined the long list of stars such as Scarlett Johansson and Kim Kardashian when Sidley commented "#furhag" on one of his pictures. The comment was enough to send Cheban into a typo-laden insult spree that targeted Sidley's body, face and...eyesight?

@jonathanchebantrolled my IG to tell me, I'm ugly for wearing glasses, I need lip injections, I need a chin implant, I'm the worst looking vegan alive and I'm fat. If I'm all those things, maybe he should be the one wearing glasses? I can't believe @kimkardashian is BFF's with this guy? What if North grows up and doesn't want to get any plastic surgery like me? Would he says the same things to her? The Kardashian brand should not be about putting down women based on their looks and he is part of their brand. He is on their reality show and apart of Kim's Hollywood game. People need to call this guy out on body shaming. We are all beautiful just the way we are. ❤️

When a Twitter user told Cheban that she found his words shocking, this is how the celebrity personality responded. Cheban later deleted the tweet, but not before Sidley grabbed and posted a screenshot.

A girl on Twitter was shocked by the comments #jonathancheban made about my looks and weight and this was his reply to her. How do I stalk his life when he literally trolled my page and wrote how ugly I am over not having plastic surgery? And why would I be "excited" over a guy body shaming a woman?? He's insane! Of course he deleted it 5 minutes later because he looks like a total douche. Thank you, screenshots!

Other than that, Cheban has been mum when it comes to addressing the incident. But then again, he might have just been too busy celebrating his birthday in Paris to make an official comment.

Nancy Sidley decided to take Cheban's derogatory comments in stride by wearing this hilarious t-shirt that the celebrity stylist would probably deem a faux-pas.

Nancy Sidley will soon be selling the t-shirts on her website and donating 100% of the funds to the Lighthouse Farm Sanctuary. The blogger also plans on matching each donation.

Now that is turning lemons into sweet, vegan lemonade.