You don't have to have kids to know that traveling with them isn't easy. They make noise, they poop their diapers, they are the very definition of unpredictable. So imagine how difficult it must have been for a mom to be traveling on an airplane with not one baby, but two. That's right—twins.

A post on the popular Facebook page, Love What Matters, tells the story of an overly full flight on March 10. The flight attendants put a car seat belonging to a mom traveling with twin babies into storage, along with other customers' carry-on bags, to try to make room for everything. Unfortunately, taking the car seat meant the mom would now have to hold both twins on her lap for the duration of the flight. Not an easy task, but what choice did she have, since she had no car seat. Well, the flight attendants didn't think she could handle it, either, so they asked her to leave the airplane. (I know, it makes no sense.) But then a kind stranger offered to hold one of the babies for her, and the day was saved.

The stranger was traveling with a young child of her own, and when the little girl began to fuss, the mom told her, "Our job is to help other people. This mom is all by herself with no help, and really needs another mom to help." And help she did, feeding the baby, burping him, and singing him to sleep.

The anonymous post continues, "My heart still feels fuzzy. Moral of the story is when you see people needing help, do the right thing and help them."

George Lopez has made no secret of his blatant dislike—nay, hatred—for the president. And he's definitely not the only one to feel this way. But some people think the comedian took things too far with some recent comments he made about the president's daughter, Ivanka Trump, on Instagram.

Here's what happened: a fan tagged Lopez under a lewd Instagram photo of two dogs having sex. "Yo @georgelopez when we gonna pimp Ivanka because backpage is calling her name right now" wrote someone named "williamthebaddest." ("Backpage" is a reference to Backpage.com, a classifieds site where sex workers have been known to frequent.)

This is a super-sexist joke, obviously, and Lopez could have just left it there and moved on. Instead, he responded: "She's ready!"

The fan then wrote: "Ok then let's get her maybe she should spend some time in Mexico," to which Lopez responded, "That would hurt her brand."

Popular Instagram account TheShadeRoom shared a screenshot of the exchange here, captioned "Now that's shade":

Gross.

I'm all for making jokes about President Trump and any adult members of his family who have involved themselves in his dumpster fire of a presidency. In fact, my well-being and livelihood depend on it. But Lopez and his fan's comments about Ivanka were less of a "joke" and more along the lines of "locker room talk" A.K.A. something Trump himself might say behind closed doors (or on Twitter).

A lot of commenters defended Ivanka Trump—even while criticizing her father—and lambasted Lopez for his "misogynistic" comments.

Others argued that Ivanka Trump is complicit in her father's actions and therefore not above criticism or "jokes" (even bad ones, which this was).

What a mess.

Good talk, everyone. Glad we figured this out.

Selena Gomez gave a tour of her beautiful, sunny home, while answering 73, random, rapid-fire questions for Vogue, which yield some sensitive, raw answers in an upbeat way.

While cruising through the patio and showing off some cool towels, Selena Gomez reveals the last movie she cried in (Hacksaw Ridge), her spirit animal (Meryl Streep), and her favorite place to travel (Europe).

The free-flowing conversation also gets deceptively deep.

"What's one thing people will be surprised to know about you?" the man behind the camera asks.

Without missing a beat, she says, "how much I love depressing things."

"When do you feel most creative?"

"When I'm sad."

In her sign off, Gomez confesses that she believes she was born in the wrong era.

Selena Gomez is honest about her mental health struggles, having recently went to a treatment facility for anxiety and social media addiction, an important lesson to her fans beyond "Celebrities Are People Too." Opening up about her struggles, Gomez shows that nobody's life is perfect (not even this gorgeous, glamorous celebrity), and that there's no shame in seeking help.

Gomez is currently promoting a Netflix show she produced about teen suicide, so we can expect a lot of raw, interesting things from Post-Wizards of Waverley Place, Post-"Hands to Myself" Selena.

A group of Americans on spring break in Cancun, Mexico brought stupid to a whole new level when they began chanting "build that wall!"— while on the wrong side of the wall.

According to Mexican newspaper The Yucatan Times, the American tourists attended a pirate-themed show on a boat off the port of Puerto Juárez. As the show ended, the Americans started chanting "build that wall!" to the shock and disgust of other passengers. What school are these kids on spring break from, and why don't they teach geography or manners there?

Although some Mexican passengers complained to the crew, the tourists persisted with the chant. The Yucatan Times noted that this is hardly an isolated incident, and ever since Donald Trump was elected, American tourists have gotten more "offensive, rude and haughty" toward Mexicans— in their own country.

On second thought, if the wall bordering Mexico has to be built, the best time to do it is probably when a bunch of drunk, annoying Americans are out of the country.

MOVE OVER, DATING APPS. 2017 could be the year of the dating resume. If the trend takes off, we can all thank Joey Adams, a 21-year-old junior at Michigan State University.

Let's start at the beginning: last week, a girl placed an ad in Joey's class Facebook group looking for someone to be her roommate’s date to the school formal. Joey's friend thought he might be the right choice so he tagged him.

Turns out, he was ready. Reeeeeeally ready.

"I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT," he wrote in all-caps, with an embedded photo of his resume. Not his employment resume. His DATING RESUME.

Here it is:

Adams' resume includes "skills" like "crying during Marley & Me" and his "objective" which is: "to find a honey with a bitchin' family who enjoys sushi, adventures, & good movies."

This is the classiest, most profesh resume I have ever seen and makes my own resume look like a To Do List written on a napkin. It caught the attention of another MSU student, Simone Campbell, who posted it to Twitter.

"UNREAL EFFORT BY THIS KID 12/10 RESUME" she wrote.

The tweet has gone viral. But Joey still didn't hear back from the girl who wanted a date to the formal.

Maybe she hates The Office? Or maybe she's allergic to sushi?

But don't worry, it seems like Joey is going to be okay. Girls are practically lining up for a date.

And Joey let his admirers know they better act fast if they want to lock him down for that formal.

Okay, Joey, take a seat. You admitted to crying during Marley & Me. Let's not get cocky.

Glad this approach is working for him though. Maybe we all need to delete Tinder, spruce up our resumes and start trolling for dates on LinkedIn.

Early Tuesday morning, singer Wyclef Jean was detained by police as he drove home from a late night studio session in Los Angeles. According to USA Today, it was because he matched the description of someone who'd committed a robbery in the area.

Wyclef Jean tweeted "LAPD another case of mistaken identity. Black man with red bandana robbed a gas station as I was in the studio working but im in handcuffs?"

It turns out it wasn't actually the LAPD that pulled Wyclef Jean over, it was the L.A. County Sheriff's Department, USA Today reports.

USA Today spoke to Sgt. D. Walker, who stated that Jean and his car both matched the description of an armed robbery suspect in the area. Sgt. Walker said that Jean was detained for about 10 minutes, while sheriff's deputies talked to the victim of the robbery. He wasn't arrested, and he was let go once it was established that he wasn't the man they were looking for.

Wyclef Jean has spoken out about the incident on social media, using both Twitter and Instagram. In a video posted to Instagram, which was taken of him in handcuffs by someone else, Wyclef Jean can be heard telling the officers that he planned to sue the LAPD, saying, "You took off my hat, you put cuffs on me."

Wyclef Jean related the story via a series of tweets.

In speaking to USA Today, Wyclef Jean's manager said that the police officers did apologize for the incident, albeit after putting him in handcuffs.

It seems that Ellen DeGeneres' most recent trip to the hospital may have had something to do with the glasses of wine she'd had that night. (We've all been there.)

Ellen started Tuesday's show by calling attention to her injured finger. She explained that she had dislocated her finger as she and her wife Portia de Rossi were returning home from a dinner party. Ellen joked that the wine she'd had at the party may have had something to do with the injury.

"So, you know how in gymnastics when you do a one-handed cartwheel and you have to spread the weight evenly between all your fingers? Well, I had two glasses of wine and fell into a door," she joked. Then she went on to explain what happened:

"The dogs were so excited to see us and I caught the lip of the top step. I was a foot away from the door and I fell into the door and it did something to my finger."

So, de Rossi drove DeGeneres to the emergency room, where this X-ray of her finger was taken:

Yiiikes. Fortunately, Ellen was in good spirits, and even joked about the reception she got from starstruck hospital employees.

"Of course, the receptionist had so many things for me to sign: a picture for her nephew, a T-shirt for her," she joked. "No, they were wonderful. UCLA, thank you so much ... . There was a lot of people who were helpful, but Tammy, thank you so much. Tammy was my nurse who was taking care of me."

We're wishing Ellen and her finger a speedy recovery.

Animal lovers are up in arms (fins) over a video posted by the Instagram account Total Frat Move on Saturday. In the clip, some frat boys chillaxing hard on the beach for Spring Break use a freshly-caught shark as a living pen knife to help them shotgun a beer. Take a look, and you'll understand why it's so controversial.

Great abs or no, these punks are clearly engaging in animal cruelty. And the commenters of Instagram agree. They descended on these bros like a stuffy don who's heard one too many noise complaints.

Of course, some frat-loving commenters came to the bros' defense.

But one veteran partier found another reason to be angry.

What kind of monster tortures a shark just so he can shotgun a beer, and then doesn't even shotgun it well? This guy deserves whatever horrible deep-sea disease he caught from that fish's mouth.

Mike Huckabee, former Governor of Arkansas and Fox News whoopee cushion slowly letting out air, spent his Tuesday afternoon making truly bad jokes. Really, terribly, quite bad jokes. Some have called them "dad jokes," but they're really "bad jokes." See, that'sa dad joke.

Commenting on the hearing for Supreme Court nominee Neil Gorsuch, Huckabee's offered the following zingers:

Lots of people make lots of really dumb jokes on Twitter. That's why it's just astounding that this bad comedy is powerful enough to attract the attention of so many actually funny people.

Luckily, some humor has come out of the Mike Huckabee jokes, in the form of reactions from said funny people to the said unfunny Mike Huckabee.

Here's where this fun, stupid story takes a very dark turn. Horrifying, but important to point out, is the fact that many people are dragging Huckabee for something his son allegedly did at a Boy Scout camp in 1998.

Reportedly, Huckabee's son killed a dog. A lot of the Twitter responses to Huckabee focus on this horrifying thing. We don't want to post those jokes, but if you explore the trending topic—you'll come across them.

So suffice to say, if you are terrible at comedy, and you have a demon in your closet as absolutely terrible as that one, maybe save your terrible jokes for your terrible private parties. This tidy moral applies only to Mike Huckabee.

In conclusion, Mike Huckabee is not a comedian.

It's hard to learn about sex (hehe). Your parents don't want to talk about it. Your teachers are contractually obligated to uncomfortably disclose a minimal amount of information. For most kids, learning about "the birds and the bees"comes down to movies and the imagination.

On a recent AskReddit thread, people are confessing the assumptions they had about sex that turned out to be ridiculously wrong, assuming they've left their computers to find out otherwise. Here are the funniest ones.

1. Sailor_doctorwho was worried she'd lose her appetite.

I thought you would feel the dick in your stomach....I was very relieved to find out that's not true.

2. 5adie5axton learned how to have a sausage party.

When I first started masturbating I was never very interested in penetrating myself because it never felt that good compared to rubbing my clit, so I assumed that sex would be the guy putting his wiener between my labia like a hotdog in a bun and just moving back and forth- only ever penetrating me if we intended to make a baby. The hotdog bun thing did turn out to be pretty fun foreplay, though.

3. _dolorous_edd couldn't pass an oral exam.

Maybe not exactly what you were looking for but when I was a kid I thought that oral sex meant people talking nasty to each other. I wasn't 100% convinced though

4. cricketfluffernutter learned he can be a... nutter.

I thought each testicle held one sperm and that was all you'd ever get. First time I masturbated I realized with horror I could only have one kid. Then of course I did it again the following night and concluded I was doomed never to have kids.

5. Wackomarty thought he was a pioneer.

When I first discovered masturbating. I thought I invented it.

6. Castlebuilder700 sure had an active imagination.

So when ever I asked my parents about the opposite sex all I'd ever get was "well they don't have balls" so before I got educated on the subject I thought that women had a dick without balls and that there was like a docking procedure and one of my balls would go into her stomach and become a baby and my lost ball would like regenerate. I wasn't a normal child.

7. PairOfParedPears knew only what was As Seen on TV.

When I was a kid, I thought that people had sex just by rolling back and forth on the bed, because that's all I ever saw in movies.

8. MisterMarcus had a serious talk.

When I first had "The Talk" as a kid, and had sex explained to me, I imagined that it was like this solemn ritual. I pictured the man and woman sitting on the lounge room floor in meditation-type positions, and then he put his thing in her thing, kind of just left it there for a while....and then magically the woman was instantly pregnant.

9. MapleSyrupReserves didn't get what condoms were meant to prevent.

I remember telling my friends that a condom was used to stop an erection. Like a guy would wear a condom on a date under his clothes so that his erection wouldn't grow because the condom kept it small. That way his date wouldn't see his erection through his pants!

10. Dredd_Pirate_Barry learned what was coming.

I remember being worried I wouldn't be able to tell the difference between whether I had to ejaculate or pee.

Turns out there's a difference.

11. At least thisisntevenmyreal knew their geography.

I thought virgins were people from Virginia.

12. Viviilessthanthree put the puzzle together.

When I was younger I thought your nippels had to touch, while the penis was in the vagina for the sex to count as sex.

So I saw tall/short couples and assumed they never had sex.

This video comes to us from the Tennessee Safari Park in Alamo, TN. At this unique attraction, you can enjoy close encounters with more than 80 species of animals without ever leaving your car. But a word of warning: if you open your windows, those encounters might become too close for your comfort. Especially if you have open containers of food in there. One little boy learned that the hard way when a greedy llama went after his bucket. Meanwhile, his parents just laughed and got the whole thing on film. For that, we will be forever grateful.

The Simpsons has been on the air for 28 seasons now, and in that time, Homer, Marge and the gang have enjoyed their fair share of alcohol.

But sadly, the unique cocktails of Springfield have never come to fruition in the real world. That is, until now. The bartender behind the Cocktail Chemistry YouTube channel decided to recreate some of the cocktails mentioned over the years on The Simpsons.

The bartender recreates two versions each of three beverages that were mentioned on The Simpsons. He makes the first version exactly as it was described on the show, and then makes a second version where he tweaks the recipe to make it a little more modern. (Or, you know, actually drinkable.)

He starts off with the Flaming Homer (later the Flaming Moe after Moe the bartender steals Homer's idea), moves on to the Skittlebrau (beer with Skittles in it), and finally finishes off with a Single Plum, In Perfume, In A Man's Hat (which is self-explanatory, but you can watch the clip below).

Well, I must say, I'm impressed. Duff Beers all around!

A 17-year-old San Francisco high school student and future tech millionaire named Lucy wanted to put a "fun, little" project on her resume before she starts applying to jobs. So she created a website called TrumpScratch.com, where users click on the president's face to scratch him with little cat paws.

Just thinking about it gives me the warm fuzzies.

Lucy's game doesn't sound like much of a threat to national security. But we all know by now the president's skin is thinner than an overripe kiwi. Three weeks after her site went live, the teen received a cease and desist letter from "Trump’s general counsel" in Trump tower in NYC, the Observer reports.

“As I’m sure you’re aware, the Trump name is internationally known and famous," reads the letter, which describes Donald Trump as a "well-known businessman."

Lucy is having none of it. “I was going to just let this go, but I think it’s, pardon my French, fucking outrageous that the president of the United States has his team scouring the internet for sites like mine to send out cease and desists and legal action claims if we don’t shut down,” she told the Observer in an email. “Meanwhile, he tweets about The Apprentice ratings and sends out power-drunk tweets about phone tapping. HOW ABOUT BEING THE PRESIDENT?”

Since the lawsuit, Lucy did agree to change the name of the website to KittenFeed.com but she said, "after changing, they still came at me."

Does this story make you angry? Me, too. For relief, may I recommend spending a little time on KittenFeed.com. This site is not only harmless as far as Trump jokes go, but it's also great for mental health! Which will be especially necessary if (when) we all lose our health care.

Try it. Trust me, you'll feel better.

Being a teenager ain't easy. But it helps when you have a super-awesome and supportive mom. The hearts of the internet have been collectively warmed by this loving note of encouragement a high school student named Hannah Cho received from her mom after she "failed" her math test (turns out, she actually got a B, which for a straight-A student can feel like a fail).

Hannah posted the sweet Snapchat message on Twitter and it went viral.

"I told my mom I failed my math test and this was her response," she wrote.

The note reads:

I don’t care if you fail your math test … I don’t care if you get below 1,00 on [your] SAT … I don’t care if your GPA is under 2.0 … I don’t care if you get accepted to Stanford … BUT … I care if you cry … I care if you are stressed … I care if you are unhappy … I care when you get hungry even if you get hungry every two hours (I admit, it can get tiring feeding you constantly) … But I love you.

Gahhhhhhhhhhhh! Did you go into a blackout reading this and accidentally call your mom crying? No? Uh, me neither.

After the tweet went viral, Hannah clarified that her GPA is actually about 2.0 and her mom's statements were hypothetical.

Hannah, I GET IT. As a recovering perfectionist and overachiever, there is nothing better than hearing from your mom (or dad or grandparent or whomever) that you are loved no matter what grades you get.

Twitter is LOVING this mom's message. And based on people's responses, it seems like her parenting approach is pretty rare.

And the same tactic didn't work for everyone.

But Hannah seems to know how lucky she is. “My mom is the most wonderful role model I could ever ask for," she told Buzzfeed. "She is the most powerful influence in my life and continues to love me unconditionally."

BRB gotta go call my mom again.