Chrissy Teigen is usually the clapback queen of Twitter, but this time Teigen's husband John Legend is stepping up and taking on a troll who slandered his good friend, Kim Kardashian. What a twist!

John Legend and Chrissy Teigen are close with Kim Kardashian and Kanye West. As a matter of fact, Kim even threw Chrissy her baby shower (it was McDonald's- themed, BTW).

And the two couples seem to hang out pretty often.

Anywho, Kim Kardashian made headlines on Wednesday when she revealed that she wanted to try for a third child. Stuart Stevens, a writer and Daily Beast columnist, tweeted this joke presumably referencing China's One-Child policy that was lifted in 2015.

Legend wasn't about to let that slide, though. He totally called out the remark in the most dad way ever.

Damn, that tweet is the equivalent to the "I'm not mad, just disappointed" speech you get from your parents. That hurts.

We can almost hear Chrissy cheering her husband on in the background for slaying those trolls. You know what they say: the couple that claps back together, stays together.

If there is one thing Morgan Freeman is known for, it's his silky smooth, perfect voice. The actor was a guest on Late Night with Seth Meyers on Wednesday night, where he told the story of how he lost a bet with Zach Braff and had to record his voicemail greeting. And it turns out that Morgan Freeman is really, really sick of recording other people's outgoing voicemail messages for them.

"It gets exhausting," Morgan Freeman said to host Seth Meyers. "I can't tell you how many times I've said, 'Hello, this is so-and-so, he's not willing to come to the phone right now.'

Seth Meyers kindly offers to record Morgan Freeman's voicemail greeting, but Freeman declines, explaining that he's got the "perfect" voicemail greeting right now—the guy who set up his voicemail system, "a Southerner with the most Godawful Mississippi drawl you ever heard." Apparently he was testing the system and left a simple greeting saying, "Hello, leave a number." And Freeman decided to stick with that greeting, because people think they've reached the wrong number, and it discourages them from leaving messages, which he "ideally" doesn't want them to do. Just like the rest of us.

See, stars really are like us. Sort of.

Wow, talk about a strong family resemblance! On Wednesday, Kim Kardashian posted a picture of herself on Instagram in what looks like a short hair wig, wearing a strappy black top. She captioned the Instagram, "Kris Jenner vibes," and boy howdy, she nailed it.

It makes sense for a daughter to look like a mother, but the similarity between Kim Kardashian and mom Kris Jenner is above and beyond. Commenters on the picture couldn't help but marvel at the resemblance.

Okay, now we need the other two female Kardashians, Khloe and Kourtney, to dress up like Kris Jenner! And Kendall and Kylie Jenner, too. Let's see who can look most like Kris Jenner (it's got to be Kim, right?).

In light of Donald Trump's support for Brexit, European Commission President Jean-Claude Juncker reportedly joked that he'll support the succession of Ohio and Texas.

"The newly elected president is delighted to see Britain leave," said Juncker, as the UK prepared to follow through on their vote to separate from the European Union.

"If he carries on, I am going to promote the independence of Ohio and Austin, Texas."

Yahoo News reports that the crowd of European People's Party delegates laughed at the remark, but Donald Trump's support of Brexit has surely infuriated supporters of the European Union. Trump's been anything but subtle about the issue.

Back in August, Trump made the statement that he should be called "Mr. Brexit," for his place as an underdog in the polls.

After the vote took place, Trump erroneously praised Scotland for "taking their country back." Scotland was overwhelmingly against the decision to secede from the European Union.

So here's to a new nation—a union between the great state of Ohio and the single city of Austin. We'll call it O'Austin. It'll have great tacos and LeBron James. The state flag will be LeBron James dunking a taco. Everyone will get free healthcare.

Who says no?

Khloé Kardashian and Lamar Odom finalized their divorce a few months ago (which Khloé celebrated with a weird cake), and now Odom is opening up and giving some insight as to what went wrong. He revealed in an interview with Us Weekly that he used cocaine and cheated on his wife, and she knew about it.

Odom told Us Weekly that Kardashian once found him doing drugs in the "man cave" she had made for him.

"I was in the man cave she had made for me and she caught me," Odom told Us Weekly. "She was disappointed. So was I. The sad thing about it is, I don't know if I was disappointed because I was actually doing the drug or because she caught me."

“She knew I was doing cocaine the whole time after that. It was my drug of choice. I’m not going to say she accepted it because that would be the wrong word,”Odom continued. “Tolerated would be a better word.”

Odom, who says he's sober now, told Us Weekly that his drug use wasn't the only thing Kardashian had to put up with. She was also aware that he cheated on her multiple times.

“Bitches and Thots came out of the woodwork. If there is one thing I regret when I was married, it was having multiple affairs with different women. That wasn’t the stand-up thing to do. I wish I could have kept my d–k in my pants,” Odom said.

Lamar Odom recalled a time when Khloé Kardashian actually caught him cheating on her with another woman.

“She caught me in a sleazy motel room in LA, getting high with this one girl. It was atrocious. Looking back, I’m like, ‘What are you doing?’ That was like sticking a knife in her heart and twisting it. She didn’t deserve it. She always tried to help me with the drugs,” he told Us Weekly. “I rejected the help.”

Odom told Us Weekly that he and Kardashian no longer speak after their divorce was finalized in December, but he still cares about her and her family and is working to get his life back on track.

“Living sober, meaning no drugs, is a great feeling. Being in the moment is important — how you react, respond, create. If I would have done coke last night, you would have gotten some d–khead here trying to get out of here fast,” he said. “But you’re getting Lamar now.”

Among the many uncomfortable facets of Donald Trump's America is the strange nostalgia for President George W. Bush, another Republican war-mongermanipulated by people in his orbit, but was at least folksy and dopey about it.

An anecdote reported byNew York Magazinefurthers the narrative that George W. Bush might be a cool dude?!?!

In addition to battling a poncho at Donald Trump's inauguration, Bush also provided some colorful commentary.

New York mag reports:

According to three people who were present, Bush gave a brief assessment of Trump’s inaugural after leaving the dais: “That was some weird shit.” All three heard him say it.

"That was some weird sh*t."

Agreed, Bush. Agreed.

Wait—did I just agree with George W. Bush? These really are crazy times.

Hailie Scott Mathers is all grown up.

Eminem's daughter then:

Eminem's daughter now:

Hailie has been the subject of many of her father's rap songs over the years, as he documented his life and his on-again, off-again relationship with his partner/Hailie's mother, Kim Scott, through his music. Hailie is the couple's only biological child, and they have two adopted daughters, Alaina, 23, and Whitney, 14.

According to US Weekly, Hailie is now 21-years-old and a student at Michigan State University.

Hailie was the subject of 'Hailie's Song' off Eminem's 2002 album, The Eminem Show.

She was even featured on a few of her dad's songs, such as 'Hailie's Revenge' and 'My Dad's Gone Crazy.'

Hailie Scott Mathers now has over 415,000 followers on Instagram.

In addition to her selfies, Hailie also likes to post pictures with her boyfriend.

And perhaps most importantly, she has a really cute dog named Lottie.

Hailie Mathers might only have a fraction of her famous father's 11.4 million Instagram followers, but if she keeps up the puppy pics, she will catch up in no time.

Twitter user @renblankk has a pretty amazing grandfather. For her recent 16th birthday, he surprised her with a homemade present so thoughtful, so loving, and so adorable, that she instantly turned into a human cry emoji. She posted images of the gift on Twitter, where they went hugely viral. Now the whole internet is crying too. And once you see it, so will you. There's no escape.

As you can imagine, everybody who's seen the tweet wants this guy to be their grandpa too.

I haven't cried this much at work since the vending machine ate my dollar.

Kids have some crazy fears, and they can develop in the strangest ways. I watched Carrie with a babysitter as a kid and for years I was convinced my mom was trying to kill me, just like Carrie's mom did at the end of the movie. If she offered me hot chocolate I would suspect attempted murder. And to make matters worse, my mother's curly hair looked a lot like Piper Laurie's did in that movie. Now that I'm an adult I've of course outgrown that silly fear…mostly.

Collected here are some of people on Reddit's most irrational and funniest childhood fears. Don't worry, these probably won't keep you up at night if you're over the age of 10.

1. Sporxable must have hated shopping.

That if I lost my parents in a store or something, that's it. No more parents for me, I'm an orphan now.

2. A lot of fears had to do with toilets, like PM-SOME-TITS' here. This one's not that irrational.

There's a spider in my toilet and it's gonna climb in my ass.

3. But Dr. Doorknob's toilet-fear makes a little less sense.

If I sat on the toilet too long (like 5 minutes long) my body would grow onto the toilet and I would be attached on the toilet for the rest of my life.

4. To be fair, a lot of people dislike seaweed, but few were as afraid of it as chillyfeets.

Seaweed. I saw it as a giant sea spider. Even just seeing a clump of washed up seaweed 10ft away was enough for me to start screaming. I refused to play in slightly murky water because if I stepped on the sea spiders I'd die.

... I still freak out if I feel seaweed brush against my leg.

5. But why be scared of seaweed when you can be scared of those terrifying swimming pool sharks like Crazysnowwolf?

Angel sharks in swimming pools.

Any discolorization in the concrete at the bottom of the pool? Clearly the outline of a shark that has evolved to camouflage itself in chlorine filled pools to snack on unsuspecting six year olds.

6. It makes sense to be scared of sharks in the ocean, but Ephemara's scenario probably doesn't happen too often.

I was always afraid of swimming in my backyard pool because I thought that a helicopter would come by my house while I was swimming and drop sharks in it. Looking back at it, I don't know what the hell made me think that or where I even got it from.

7. Okay, no joke, I don't know if we all grow out of GregTheGreat's fear.

I could never look out the windows when it was night, as I was always afraid that I'd catch some monster looking back in.

8. Life seemed very dangerous for adults to ​​​go_fer_it_Rock.

That if my parents got fired from their job that they'd actually be set on fire.

9. Azazel_the_Fox fear is no longer relevant now that everything's on disc. OR IS IT?

I had a VERY realistic dream my brother got eaten by our 1989 era VCR. I was pretty scared to put tapes in for a while. It flattened him in my dream :(

10. Platyviolence was probably not a big fan of smooth jazz.

When I was a little kid I was deathly afraid of saxophones.

Edit: for those who have been PMing me, no I am no longer afraid of saxophones. No, I don't know how the fear developed.

11. Titty_burger's not so off base—they are a little creepy.

I had an overwhelming fear of cantaloupes. I found a box of them behind the garage and thought they were brains.

12. Manila_girl22 also had a fruit-related fear, but a lot of kids actually see this as a goal.

That if I swallowed the seeds of any fruit (like oranges), it would germinate in my tummy and a tree would somehow sprout from my belly.

Mike Pence, Vice President and Soon-To-Be President of the United States is sparking discussion over the internet for his strict views of the relationship between fidelity and food. An illuminating Washington Post profile of his wife Karen Pence reveals her husband's rules for interacting with other women:

In 2002, Mike Pence told the Hill that he never eats alone with a woman other than his wife and that he won’t attend events featuring alcohol without her by his side, either.

Mike Pence, an adult man, cannot be trusted to be alone with another woman if there's—gasp!—food involved. This indicates that the Vice President exclusively views women as thirst traps and seductresses, not other humans you could simply work with and speak to.

In true Internet fashion, people were disturbed and angry by these facts, and other people were angry that people were disturbed.

The first set of the #discourse was people pointing out why this so-called righteousness is actually problematic.

The points were also made in joke form, of course.

And then there was a backlash, by people defending Mike Pence for his retrograde way of viewing interacting with women. For many other people, fidelity also includes a ban on unsupervised dining.

And a backlash to the backlash.

This is the Internet. Stay tuned for the next tidbit as this cycle continues forever.

Have you ever broken things off with a date for petty reasons? It's okay, we've all done it. Try as we might to be open and non-judgmental, sometimes our human nature takes over. Sometimes we just cannot get over people who chew their food too loud or don't like The Lego Movie. (Just me?)

Well, good news, petty humans. We are not alone. A recent AskReddit thread asked users to reveal the pettiest reasons they broke up with a significant other. Here are 12 of the best responses.

1. As someone who once had a roommate tell me I was boiling water wrong, I get why MouthOfTheGiftHorse couldn't date this person.

There was one who told me I was cutting green peppers the wrong way... I was doing it a way that Gordon Ramsay does it, but with fewer steps.

He cuts the entire top off, then the entire bottom, while I cut a side off, then another side so it trims closer to the stem while keeping the core intact so you don't have to pick seeds out of it. What she didn't like was the fact that I cut long strips from the sides, then rotated them and diced them. I was making my own recipe that required pieces of a specific size. I let her cut a pepper just to see what she thought was right, and she more or less butchered the entire thing. We went our separate ways a week later.

2. weasel999 has no patience for crimes of fashion.

He tucked his sweater into his jeans.

3. Chase_Baldwin just couldn't move past this.

He once came with his eyes open and crossed. Just really freaked me out. I could never get the picture of his face out of my mind after that.

4. Corn dogs are extremely important to tigrovna.

I broke up with a guy because he ate all of my corn dogs. I was working a 12 hour shift (he refused to get a job), and all through my shift I was just excited that I could go home and eat a corn dog. That mf and his friends ate all 24 corn dogs within the 12 hours while I was working. They had previously done this with my Digornio's and lunch meat, but this was on another level. Don't mess with my corn dogs.

As one commenter pointed out, the corn dogs were more important than the fact that the guy was unemployed.

Over corn dogs?! I would have broken it off over not getting a job

5. ChubbyBlackWoman's story is proof that grammar is important.

He kept saying, "I seen," in this pompous voice that seemed to suggest he was using correct grammar. That got old quickly.

6. Let abs1337's story be a reminder that it's okay to text in normal sentences.

'cUs sHe TeXteD LiKe dIs! :):):):) :p:p:p:p =))))))

7. If you're going to chew with your mouth open or be mean to waiters, you're not going to date mattman1014.

Chewing your food with your mouth open. Instant no-go. Walked out of a date once, the girl was chewing like a goddamn barn animal (she was also being a horrid bitch to our server).

8. All it took for Union5-3992 to back out was some eyebrow makeup.

She was a knockout and was interested in me. But she did this weird makeup on her eyebrows that made them look an inch and a half thick so I said no.

9. Let's hope one day 37-pieces-of-flair will find their salad soulmate.

Broke up with a guy because the way he ate salad made me uncomfortable. He was pretty much attacking it, chewing with a lot of fervor, and watching me while he ate.

10. the_dove_from_above is trying to overcome some cultural differences.

I'm English and my current girlfriend doesn't like tea. I'm seriously considering ending it over this.

11. __DeadFool___ didn't know what he was getting himself into when he got married.

I'm married and if i had known that my wife doesn't put window latches all the way down when closing a window, i might just be single right now

12. Honestly, wontonudal, this would be enough to ruin even the strongest relationships.

Will probably die in all these comments but in middle school I broke up with a girl because she erased my pokemon save file

Earlier this week, Dr. Pimple Popper went viral with this patient and the "onions" in his back (although some said they looked more like garlic). In addition to his spectacular cysts, this man was also notable for the compelling story of his own tragic childhood that he shared with Dr. Lee, and which is chronicled in his book Scout's Dishonor. Today, Dr. Lee is back with part two of his procedure, in which she tackles his second vegetable. This one was an older cyst covered in more scar tissue, so it took a while to burst free. But burst it did.

Warning: as with the previous video, this one contains descriptions of abuse that may be triggering for other survivors.

Skip to the 7:00 mark to see the second onion get harvested.

We can't wait for part three.

Michigan teacher Joey Dombrowski pranked his fourth grade class by testing them on spelling words that he completely made up. Sure, it sounds cruel, but we dare you not to laugh.

Ohhhh, gürrr! We caught that Ru Paul's Drag Race reference in there.

After stumping his students with a bevy of made-up words to spell, Dombrowski finally said, 'The last word to spell is April Fools!' as his students groaned and shouted 'It's not even April!!"

I mean, they do have a point. I'm pretty sure that the whole point of playing an April Fool's Day joke is to do it on April Fool's Day. But still, these kids did not find the prank nearly as funny as everyone else did.

Wazamata? You kids never hear the words 'chchch' or 'Speekuzslmn' before?

Fashion brand Eckhaus Latta is selling you clothes by showing you how much fun you can have while wearing—and eventually removing—those clothes. The NYC/LA-based brand's suuuuuuuper NSFW ad campaign for their Spring 2017 line features photographs of actual couples having sex.

May I remind you these images are Not Safe For Work—unless you work at a nudist resort or a sex shop or your boss is very open minded in a fun (not creepy) way, in which case by all means keep reading this article at your work computer.

Here are some highlights from the new campaign that are not for the prudish-at-heart:

Oooooooh la la. I'm not sure this campaign makes me want to buy clothes per se. But it definitely left an impression!

What do you think: does seeing naked people doing it with their lovers make you want to buy clothes? Is this an effective marketing campaign, or just free porn?

The internet has two new heroes in these little girls who know when it's time to walk away from a bad relationship. In this viral tweet from @girlswithtoys, a youngster explains how the no-good boy at school who dumped her tried to win her back by giving her a bracelet. Her response was as savage as it was crafty. But no description can give justice to the way she tells it—especially with the help of her hype girl in the back.

Seeing girls like these, there's no question that women will be ruling the world 20 years from now. And we'll be better off for it.

Eating right is hard, even for super fit celebrities who play superheroes and dinosaur-wranglers in movies.

Chris Pratt has been training for his role in the upcoming Jurassic World sequel, and part of that is maintaining a super healthy diet. In his latest installment of his beloved Instagram video series, #WhatsMySnack, Pratt showed off his healthy cucumber and egg wrap, and took a moment to celebrate his "cut-ass butt cheeks."

Chris Pratt admits that his cucumber and egg wrap isn't quite as enjoyable as he hoped it would be, but it was worth it.

"It's basically exactly like a sandwich but instead of bread you used thinly sliced cucumbers and instead of meat you use sprouts and chopped up eggs and instead of flavor you get nutrition," Pratt wrote.

"Like I always said, eating is no longer the fun part, flexing my butt cheeks in the mirror is."

Looks like all of his hard work is paying off. "Cut-ass butt cheeks" do indeed make the sacrifice worth it.

Sometimes, teachers just have to respect all the hard work students put into their projects, even if that project is a prank. April Fools Day is anxious in the classroom, where mischief can strike at any moment. These April Fools pranks show that when students are passionate and focused, students really can accomplish anything.

1. The Pregnancy Prank

This one is already stuff of legend, with over 54 million views on YouTube. Masterful in its realism and execution, these students turned their professor's rule that all incoming phone calls be put on speakerphone into perfect cringe comedy.

2. The Flash Mob Prank

These girls put on an impressive production, with a stellar pivot from the lecture on the Industrial Revolution. The teacher's reaction, caught on two cameras, is priceless.

3. The Airhorn Prank

A hidden airhorn is a next-level whoopi cushion that makes regular old farts seem mundane. This one comes with its own sample for a diss track.

3. The Bluetooth Speaker Prank

This teacher just seems like most fun uncle at the barbecue, who isn't mad when you accidentally throw the frisbee up on the roof, just disappointed.

4. The Saran Wrap Prank

If only he were the sex ed teacher: he could use this as a metaphor for sperm and condoms.

5. The Penis Prank

This Sharpie trick is worth the fine for vandalism.

6. The Dance Party Prank

You don't need music to throw an incredible dance party—just a crew willing to risk detention.

7. The Roll Call Prank

Mike Hock, close personal friend of Mike Hunt, Seymour Butts and Munchma Quchi.

8. The Computer Smash Prank

One would think that the dude who smashes a computer would be the angriest person in this video, but no—this one's all about the teacher's reaction.