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No one feels bad that this Playboy model who Snapchatted a naked woman is going to trial.

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You may remember that last fall, playboy model Dani Mathers was charged with invasion of privacy after she Snapchatted a photo of a naked woman at the gym. Now, a Los Angeles judge has denied her attempt to avoid a trial.

According to the New York Daily News, Mathers filed a defense motion claiming that the privacy law she allegedly violated is too ambiguous to be constitutional. Judge Gustavo Sztraicher ruled that the statute was indeed constitutional.

Mathers is charged with misdemeanor invasion of privacy. She violated a California law that prohibits secretly recording or photographing of an "identifiable person" in a home, changing room, or tanning booth without their consent.

Last summer, Mathers posted a nude photo of a 70-something woman in the locker room at the gym to her Snapchat, without the woman's permission. (She's like, really sorry about it, though.)

Mathers' lawyer Dana Cole argued that the wording of the law, specifically the phrase "identifiable person" is too confusing to be enforced. He argued that it was a "far-away shot" and that the victim's features couldn't be identified.

He argued that it took the LAPD "a lot of hours and a lot of work" to track down the woman Mathers Snapchatted. (Although it should be noted that they did find her.)

"The court finds the statute is constitutional and not void for vagueness," the judge ruled.

Mathers' trial is tentatively set to begin on May 26.

Kirsten Dunst says what we're all thinking about the many Spider-Man reboots.

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We live in the golden age of reboots. How lucky I am to be alive right now, that in 15 years, I get to see three Spider-Men put on the tights, and they're getting younger and younger and now the new Spidey is pre-pubescent.

The new Spider-Man is a baby faced Spider-Boy.

In a new profile of her and Sophia Coppola in Variety,between talking about their film and the male gaze, Dunst talked about starring in the OG Spider-Man film franchise.

Swing time.

From 2002-2007, Dunst starred as Mary Jane Watson opposite Tobey Maguire as Peter Parker in Sam Raimi's trilogy, a series which helped kick off the now-inescapable comic book film craze.

Asked about the upcoming Spider-Man: Homecoming, Dunst artfully shaded Hollywood's reboot habit.

She’s ambivalent about Sony’s decision to keep rebooting the franchise, now in its third iteration. 'I don’t care,' she says of the reboots, admitting she didn’t see the last installment. 'Everyone likes our Spider-Man. C’mon, am I right or what? Listen, I’d rather be in the first ones than the new ones.'

She is right. It's good to be first, and everyone does like the original trilogy (pretending the third one doesn't exist, though.)

Dunst enthusiastically recalls her Spider-days. "I wanted to be in that movie so badly," she told Variety. "I loved it, and I wish we could have made a fourth."

She also opened up about navigating the terrain as a young actress in Hollywood. The producers demanded that she changed her teeth, and photoshopped them on the poster. She rightfully calls out how she was paid less than the men, but adds that her Spider-salary enabled her to stick to low-budget indies.

Refreshingly honest, Dunst is a treasure.

And no matter how many times they reboot Spider-Man:

Kellyanne Conway responds to MSNBC hosts' claim that she doesn't like Donald Trump.

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On Monday, hosts of MSNBC's Morning Joe, Mika Brzezinski and Joe Scarborough, claimed that Kellyanne Conway disliked Donald Trump, and used to make remarks off-camera about him while she was on the campaign trail. Now, Kellyanne is striking back.

Brzenzinski and Scarborough alleged that Conway was only representing Trump "for the money" and that she would "need to shower" after defending him on TV.

Kellyanne Conway insists that they're lying. (But aren't lies facts now? Alternative facts?) She posted a response to the MSNBC hosts' claims on Tuesday, but not without a shady comment to make sure they knew she was pausing more important things to give them her attention.

"It is a privilege to assist President Trump in the White House, just as it was during the campaign," Conway wrote. "I know him, I respect him, I believe in him, and I am confident in his capacity to be a transformative and successful president."

See, guys? Kellyanne loves her boss! Really!

Reporter 'accidentally' grabbed a woman's boob on live TV. So she slapped him.

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Things are a little chaotic in England right now as the country is in the midst of election season and we all know what that's like. But this doesn't explain this BBC news reporter reacting to a woman interrupting a live news broadcast by grabbing her by the boob.

BBC News presenter Ben Brown was interviewing BBC assistant political editor Norman Smith live on air when a blonde woman walked into the frame and gave a thumbs up to the camera. So Brown quickly tried to push her out of the frame by placing his hand directly on her right breast.

What in bloody hell, mate??? (Translation: WTF, bro???)

A clip of the bizarre moment is now going viral on Twitter:

The woman, who looks annoyed but not furious (hard to know what she's really thinking though), then slapped Brown on the arm (the more-appropriate place to touch a stranger) before walking away.

Moments after the boob grab aired, Brown tweeted this apology:

"Intentional" or not, it's pretty strange that he didn't he aim for her arm or shoulder, as most people would have done. Maybe he's watched that viral "BBC dad" video too many times and was trying to gently push her away the same way Professor Kelly famously did when his 4-year-old daughter crashed his live interview?

But this was an adult stranger, not his 4-year-old daughter. Everyone knows you don't grab full grown women by the chest. Unless they have clearly consented to it.

Twitter is not impressed with this clearly non-consensual boob grab.

Some are calling the move "assault."

And, of course, others are making boob jokes.

In conclusion: don't grab women by the boobs (or any other body part) without their consent. Even if you are on TV and have a British accent.

'Divorce selfies' are the new Instagram trend because nothing is sacred.

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We live in an era ruled by social media, begins this article you probably clicked through Facebook to read. We take to Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and Snapchat to record every detail of our lives from the mundane (look at my sandwich!!!!) to major milestones (look at my husband!!!).

But if we can brag about our engagements, weddings, babies, vacations and our damn sandwiches, why can't we brag about our divorces? Well, we can. And we are.

In the latest #selfie trend, people are taking to Instagram to document their divorces just as they would their engagements or weddings, using the hashtag #divorceselfie. Because who doesn't love a good divorce at the end of a terrible marriage? Sure, they can get messy. But apparently they can be fun, too (or at least amicable).

Just look at all these smiling divorcing faces:

"The fish is happy, too."

More excited than out our wedding day. #heresyoursign #divorceselfie

A post shared by Carissa (@healthy_happy_mom_) on

"More excited than on our wedding day."

#divorceselfie Glad we can still be friends and laugh at this.

A post shared by Nicole Daigle (@nic_nack89) on

"Glad we can still be friends and laugh at this."

"Can we take a divorce selfie?" "Duh. In front of the eagle?"

A post shared by Emuhly Rowz (@emilyrose920) on

Want a divorce yet?

Di-vorce! Di-vorce! Di-vorce!

Others are sad, but also sweet.

#HappyEnding #GameOver #DivorceSelfie jajaja 😂😂 @co_o3

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This guy took a #divorceselfie with his (now)ex-wife AND his new partner. This is next-level.

Some of these divorces seem especially peaceful, like this one:

With all of these great divorce pics on Instagram, you never-married or happily married people might feel a little jealous. But remember, there is nothing wrong with staying married, if that feels right for you.

And unmarried people: don't worry. You, too, could get divorced one day.

To everyone else, happy divorcing!!!!!!!!

Don't forget to take tons of pics and post them on Instagram so we can celebrate you and your beautiful divorce.

Jimmy Kimmel explains how a Trump lie becomes a fact, 'Schoolhouse Rock'-style.

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On Tuesday night, Jimmy Kimmel Live! made a parody of the old Schoolhouse Rock"I'm Just a Bill" video to show how Donald Trump's lies eventually become facts. As host Jimmy Kimmel explained, kids are raised to believe that the President tells the truth, but since the rise of "alternative facts," that's not always the case anymore. So, to help children understand the "new American way," Kimmel's staff made a video teaching kids how politics works now.

Here's a quick rundown: first a crazy idea pops into the President's brain, and he tweets it. Next, Trump's followers retweet the lie, until it's all over the internet. Sure, it's "horrible," as the kid states, but as the lie points out, real facts are so depressing! The lie is debated ad nauseum, until the truth gives up, and the lie is free to take over. Fact!


Watch Ellen forget that Katy Perry used to be married. It's awkward.

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Hey, remember that time Katy Perry was married to Russell Brand for two years? No? Don't worry, Ellen DeGeneres doesn't either.

On Tuesday, Katy Perry appeared on Ellen and played a silly game called "Will You Perry Me" to raise money for The Boys and Girls Club. Prior to playing the name, Ellen and Katy had a semi-awkward exchange where the talk show host totally forgot about the singer's 2010 wedding to Russell Brand. Sure, it feels like a lifetime ago, but come on, Ellen!

"Do I have to get married... again?" exclaimed Katy Perry when Ellen announced the game. "You were not married," responded Ellen.

Uhhhhhh, yes she was, Ellen.

"Yeah, it's been a long time, honey. No wrinkles, no lines," said Perry, trying not to totally drown in the awkwardness.

"To who?" asked Ellen.

"His name was Russell Brand," said Katy.

Katy probably wishes she could forget, too.

"That'll be cut out," joked Ellen before launching into the game.

Luckily both of these ladies are pros and were able to avoid a total cringe-fest by playing it all off perfectly. But still— yikes!

Tucker Carlson loses it over why clean bathrooms are more important than Trump's tax returns.

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On Tuesday, Fox News host Tucker Carlson welcomed New York City Councilman Corey Johnson onto his show so he could berate him about his new city bill that would force the release of Trump's tax returns.

Carlson argued that the bill unfairly targeted Trump, and in failing to make his point, decided to rail against the bathrooms in NYC transit hub Penn Station instead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=313&v=p4trfeIGtBQ

"You preside over a city that just decriminalized public urination! ... How about filling some pot holes and arresting some public urinators!"

Johnson laughed at Carlson, because it was funny, and Carlson put on his smuggest expression and insisted: "Seriously!"

"This is the first time I've heard a connection between public urination and President Trump's tax returns," responded Johnson, who must not read Someecards. "This is really about getting some transparency and accountability."

"Do you think President Trump should release his tax returns?" he asked the Fox News host.

"I don't know," responded Carlson, to Johnson's dismay. "You don't know?"

Clearly, Carlson just wanted to talk about bathrooms.

"Have you been to Penn Station recently? It's like a homeless shelter, it's disgusting!"

"Tucker... Tucker..." tsked Johnson, trying to stay on track. "We need an independent prosecutor."

"Ok but first we need clean men's rooms at Penn Station!"

There it is. America First, but first Penn Station.

Guy sues a woman after a disastrous movie date and now even the director's weighing in.

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You think you've been on bad dates? How about this one—an Austin man is suing his date for texting during a movie, according to the Austin Statesman. The man, Brandon Vezmar, 37, has filed a petition in small claims court asking for $17.31, which was what the ticket to a 3D screening of Guardians of the Galaxy, Vol. 2 cost him. In the petition, Vezmar said his date's behavior was "a threat to civilized society."

Sounds like a fun date! So here's what went down, according to Vezmar: he and the woman, 35, met online and went on their first (and I'm going to guess only) date to the movie on May 6. Vezmar told the Statesman it was "kind of a first date from hell,” adding that his date started texting on her phone about 15 minutes into the movie. “This is like one of my biggest pet peeves," he explained. YEAH, SOUNDS LIKE IT.

Vezmar told the Statesman that he asked his date to stop, but she wouldn't, so he suggested she go outside and text. She did leave, but didn't come back, driving away in her car, which had taken them both to the theater. Vezmar said he texted her a few days later asking for his money back, but she refused.

Vezmar's date, who asked that her name not be used, told the Statesman on Tuesday that she wasn't aware of the claim against her, calling it "crazy." She told the Statesman she only texted a few times, adding, “I had my phone low and I wasn’t bothering anybody." She defended herself by saying that she was texting with a friend who was in a fight with her boyfriend. She added, “I’m not a bad woman. I just went out on a date.”

The woman told the paper that she was planning to file a protective order against Vezmar, who had apparently contacted her little sister, looking to get the money for the movie ticket back. WOW.

Obviously a story like this is going to get noticed. It even got a reaction on Twitter from the movie's director, James Gunn, who wrote, "Why stop at suing? She deserves jail time!"

Gunn wasn't the only one who weighed in with an opinion.

This tweet claiming that filing the suit will cost Vezmar $121 is especially interesting, if true.

It looks like Vezmar feels strongly enough about movie theater texting that he's willing to spend a lot more money than the ticket cost him to prove a point.

Jimmy Fallon breaks down the pros and cons of working at the White House.

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To say it has been a tumultuous couple of weeks for the Trump administration would be a vast understatement. (Even Nixon's library thinks so.) If it's been stressful for us, we can only imagine what it's been like for the people who actually work there. Jimmy Fallon broke it down on his show last night when he laid out the Pros and Cons of working at the White House.

While Fallon counts "noticing that Trump's coffee mug is engraved with 'World's Greatest Boss'" and "Taco Tuesdays" as pros, he cites "noticing his urinal is engraved with 'World's Greatest Leaker'" and "What The Hell Is Happening To Our Country Wednesdays" as cons.

Honestly, we wouldn't be surprised if President Trump really did have an engraved urinal.

Conspiracy theorists won't let Avril Lavigne tweet.

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Over the weekend, a wild theory about Avril Lavigne being replaced by a look-alike went wildly viral. The theory says that as she first started getting famous, Lavigne hired a woman named Melissa to take the brunt of the paparazzi's fascination with her in Los Angeles.

Then the theory escalates to the point that Avril Lavigne apparently killed herself in 2003, Melissa replaced her, yada yada yada, there is no Avril Lavigne.

Well on Tuesday, with the rumor long-past mainstream and still unaddressed by Lavigne, the singer decided to tweet a typically angsty photo.

But the obscured face and dim lights didn't do anything to ward off trolling conspiracy truthers, who spammed the singer with variations of "Hi Melissa!" They generally drowned out the real fans, who can't wait for her new comeback album (whether it was recorded by Melissa or not).

In fact, these Melissa-truthers are spamming Lavigne's mentions every single time she tweets, and going back to old tweets to spam with Melissa comments. Here's her sweet tweet about Mother's Day:

And here are the responses:

And here's a tweet from May 9, about being back in the studio.

Melissa-truthers flocked to it days later, when the conspiracy theory started to trend. Avril Lavigne's definitely heard the rumor by now:

Even WikiHow got in on the trolling:

You can pretty much find a "Melissa" response on any recent Lavigne tweet—and it sure doesn't feel like it's going to stop.

But there is one way to stop the conspiracy from snowballing further: addresses it, with a selfie next to Melissa.

Then we can all just say it's photoshopped.

Here’s how the Obamas really feel about Trump and yeah, it’s what you expect.

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Barack and Michelle Obama are Peoplemagazine's latest cover stars, and have gotten off the yacht to discuss what life is like now that they've left us and we're stuck with that temperamental new babysitter, President Donald Trump.

The juicy part isn't their next moves (Books, advocacy, etc.) but the quotes that People got from their friends that allegedly reflect how they reeeeeeaaaally feel about their successors:

“He’s nothing but a bullsh–ter,” Obama told two friends early last November, describing an election night phone call with Trump, in which the businessman suddenly professed his “respect” and “admiration” for Obama—after years of hectoring.

And now that Trump has been in charge for a few months?

“Well,” said one of the sources, “it hasn’t gotten any better.”

With his spirited optimism and belief in hope and change, a friend of the Obamas also told the magazine, "He’s deeply concerned with what he’s seen. But he’s also optimistic and heartened that citizens aren’t just watching it happen but engaging with neighbors and elected representatives at town halls."

While kind of shocking, Barack Obama did hit the campaign trail for Hillary Clinton and basically called Trump a "bullsh*tter," just in more eloquent words.

The former president has made a point not to criticize Trump's every move out loud, because apparently there is some unwritten Bro Code-like rules among ex-presidents. Just like George W. Bush didn't speak out against Obama, Obama is trying to do the same, even though we need our Real Dad back.

As for Michelle?

Well, some faces at the inauguration might have given things away.

But she was in mourning, too.

She allegedly told guests in the White House that she needs to buy more black clothes, mourning attire she'll call "the black series."

"I’m going all black for the next couple of years," she apparently joked.

Same, Michelle. Same.

My plus-one for your wedding will be the bartender at your wedding.


Deaf woman shares the single dumbest questions people have asked her. Brace yourself.

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A deaf woman from Scotland named Bea sat down for BBC The Social and recorded a sure-thing viral video of all the stupid questions she's had to deal with over her lifetime. And yo, let her tell you, but there are some really stupid ones.

Don't be a Dick to Deaf People

Don't be a 🍆 to deaf people!

Posted by BBC The Social on Tuesday, May 16, 2017

It's like common sense is a sixth sense and most people don't have it.

In her video, titled "Don't be a dick to deaf people!" Bea graciously encourages people to "please go ahead" and ask her questions. But... just not the following ones (many of which aren't even questions, just bone-headed statements):

"Oh but you're too pretty to be deaf!"

"How do deaf people have babies?"

"How do deaf people have sex?"

"CAN YOU UNDERSTAND ME??"

"Can deaf people drive?"

"You can speak?"

"You speak so well."

And everyone's favorite: "Is it normal that I have a fetish for deaf people?"

Looks like we finally know who Katy Perry wrote 'I Kissed A Girl' about.

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Back in 2008, Katy Perry wrote the pop jam 'I Kissed A Girl' about giving a same-sex smooch a try and famously liking it. Nine years later, we finally found the woman who inspired the lyrics: It is none other than fellow singer Miley Cyrus.

Mystery solved, put away your spy kits!

Hope her boyfriend don't mind it.

In an interview with WKTU, Miley Cyrus spoke about her decade-long friendship with Katy Perry and revealed that the song 'I Kissed A Girl' was actually about her:

When she came out with 'I Kissed a Girl,' I was doing the Hannah Montana movie, and I heard her on the radio. They said, 'Who did you write that about?' She said me! And I was on a four wheeler, actually – my dad had this four wheeler, this is how hillbilly we are, we had a radio attached to the four wheeler – and I heard it and I screamed, and started freaking out.

That same year, Miley and Katy attended the VMAs together, thus beginning their 10-year friendship. Cyrus told the radio station that she considers Perry her oldest friend.

Looks like Miley and Katy are even closer than we originally thought!

Taylor Swift has a rumored new boyfriend and he looks a lot like her last one.

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Taylor Swift has been "lying low" for the past year or so in regards to social media and public appearances. But apparently she hasn't spent the past year alone crying into a cupcake (although tbh that sounds fun). Because according to a report in The Sun, the 27-year-old pop star has been dating British actor Joe Alwyn"for months."

"Taylor and Joe are the real deal, this is a very serious relationship," a mysterious "source" told The Sun. "But after what happened with Tom Hiddleston, they were determined to keep it quiet." (RIP Hiddleswift, gone too soon!)

So we can't confirm Swift is dating Alwyn. But after taking a look at this 26-year-old "rising star in Hollywood," well, we believe it.

The future Mr. Taylor Swift?

He looks a little familiar, no?

Speaking of Taylor's ex, Tom Hiddleston. You may remember him as the guy she dated last summer (he's also an actor or something), not too long after breaking up with singer Calvin Harris.

Calvin Harris (left) and Tom Hiddleston (right)

Not saying Taylor Swift has a "type." But she doesn't NOT have a type.

British actor Joe Alwyn? Or lovechild of Tom Hiddleston and Calvin Harris?

According to the "source" who spoke to The Sun, Swift has been renting a house in London while she has been seeing Alwyn, who lives in the UK. And they've gone to extreme lengths to keep their relationship on the DL.

"Taylor has flown in via private jets and her security has made it a military-like mission to prevent her from being seen," said the source.

So what do we know about Tay's new (rumored) boyfriend other than the fact he looks like a composite of her last two BF's? Not much, although according to this article he is relatively new to acting, and lives with his mom (awwww).

But chances are we'll find out a lot more about him once Taylor Swift's next album comes out.

Here are the secret Netflix codes that unlock tons of hidden movies and shows.

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As Netflix users know, the movie and TV streaming service has very specialized subgenres of movies. The problem is, the subgenres aren't easy to access, unless you happen to have been watching movies from one of those subgenres, and Netflix suggests it to you.

For example, if you've been watching a lot of classic movies, then Netflix might recommend, say, a silent movie, or the silent movies subgenre, on your home screen. It's all based on the algorithm Netflix uses, which collects data about what their users are viewing, in order to recommend specific movies and genres.

But if Netflix hasn't suggested a certain subgenre, it's pretty hard to find it on your own. However, now you might be able to, because, as the Telegraph reports, it turns out there's an easy web address trick that allows you to find any available subgenre. All you have to do is enter certain numerical codes into the URL if you're logged in to your account.

Here's how it works: Once you're logged into your Netflix account, enter www.netflix.com/browse/genre/XXXX into your browser's toolbar, only instead of actually typing XXXX, you'll type in a series of numbers that correspond to Netflix's subgenres. Like, for example, the genre of Cult Movies is 7627. Within that genre, you'll find subgenres like B-Horror Movies (8195) and Cult Sci-Fi & Fantasy (4734). See? So easy!

Note: The subgenres might move around a bit sometimes, according to the Telegraph, because of Netflix's constantly changing algorithm. Also, regional differences might prevent certain codes from working.

But with that in mind, here's a list of subgenres, with a link to an even more comprehensive list at the bottom of the post.

Action & Adventure (1365)

Anime (7424)

Children & Family Movies (783)

Classic Movies (31574)

Comedies (6548)

Cult Movies (7627)

Documentaries (6839)

Dramas (5763)

Faith & Spirituality (26835)

Foreign Movies (7462)

Gay & Lesbian Movies (5977)

Horror Movies (8711)

Independent Movies (7077)

Music (1701)

Romantic Movies (8883)

Sci-Fi & Fantasy (1492)

Sports Movies (4370)

Thrillers (8933)

TV Shows (83)

And here's that even more comprehensive list!

Jennifer Aniston helped Jimmy Kimmel pull the ultimate prank on her husband Justin Theroux.

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Jimmy Kimmel is well-known for his undying love of pranks, so it probably shouldn't come as too much of a shock that his famous friends occasionally find themselves fallen victim to one of his jokes. This time, it's actor Justin Theroux.

Kimmel is a big fan of Theroux's HBO series, The Leftovers, and wants to do his part to make sure it gets what it deserves at this year's Emmy awards. With the help of Theroux's wife, Jennifer Aniston, Kimmel got his hands on the keys to his actor friend's car while said actor friend was away on vacation.

Before he left, Theroux had received a recall notice on his vehicle, so while it was in the shop, Aniston helped Kimmel kickstart her husband's Emmy campaign by giving the car a little makeover.

Never give @jimmykimmel the keys to your car. #humbledouched #doucheybrag #thanks?

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That's what friends are for, right? You can watch the whole reveal below.

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