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A headline calling Kirsten Dunst 'Spiderman's girlfriend' inspired meme celebrating female actors.

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Kirsten Dunst is an icon who has been gifting us with brilliant performances since the 90s. She led the squad as Torrance Shipman in Bring It On. She tapped dance her way to glory in Drop Dead Gorgeous. She faced planetary collision on her wedding night in Melancholia. She was fricken' MARIE ANTOINETTE!

Last week, Dunst finally got her star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

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Well, I got it! #lisakudrow

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In reporting on the ceremony, Reuters decided to reduce her career to being "Spiderman's girlfriend," and uh, couple of things.

First of all, it's SPIDER-MAN. With a hyphen. How many Spider-Man movies does there have to be for people to know how to spell Spider-Man?

And secondly, whoever wrote this tweet clearly hadn't looked her up on IMDB.

Is Academy Award-winning best actress Emma Stone "Spiderman's girlfriend"? Is Zendaya also best known for being Meechee MJ?

The dumb, now-deleted tweet did its job in getting people talking about it, and it inspired a meme celebrating the power and versatility of female actors, whose talents are often brushed aside for being girly and therefore inconsequential.

Society has a tendency to undermine romantic comedies and "chick flicks," but being charming, showing emotional vulnerability, and leading the Rancho Carne Toros is just as intense as playing a Big Man Who Uses A Blowtorch, if not moreso.

The tweet inspired a meme celebrating female actors and the tweets are very, very true.

Here are the best ones.

The meme started spiraling away from its original mission, but stayed hilarious nonetheless.


People are sharing the most unexpected things they've seen or heard in public bathrooms.

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Public restrooms are like Las Vegas: lawless places where rules don't apply, literally anything is possible, and whatever happens there should stay there. Unless someone asks Reddit: "What is the weirdest thing you’ve seen or heard in a public restroom?"

These 25 people shared their stories of the weirdest sh*t they ever saw, heard, or smelled, in a public restroom. Hold on to your hats (and your nose), it's gonna be a wild (and smelly) ride.

Warning: do not read before, during, or after eating.

1.) From cannibal_fetus666:

When I was a college freshman, I went to a bathroom and used the stall on the opposite end because the first one was already taken. At one point, the guy in the first stall started groaning, breathing heavily and saying things like “right there, right there” followed by a big sigh and “There we go”.

He was alone in the stall.

2.) From raindye:

In a crowded restroom once I heard a woman berating another woman for bringing in her small son with her (he was, I guess, around 2 or 3 years old). She was going on and on about how embarrassing it was for all of us in there to be heard peeing by him, and how it was "most guy's dream" to be in a woman's restroom. Others in the restroom were telling the lady to shut up, mind her own business, and sarcastically ask her where the mother was expected to leave her son. The lady was all finished, but she just hung around giving her a hard time.

3.) From moose184:

I was in a truck stop once. There must have been at least 15-20 stalls lined up and every one was filled with truckers taking a dump. Just continuous farts and one by one everybody started laughing until like 30 dudes were just cracking up while using the bathroom.

4.) From got_edge:

There was one guy at a urinal peeing and three people huddled around him chanting “le gros jaune” (which is French for “the big yellow”) over and over again

5.) From TheMidnightScorpion:

4 teenage boys were in the handicap stall reading the first scene to Romeo and Juliet aloud.

6.) From MonsieurMollusk:

I was waiting in line to use the urinals in an airport and an old man, that was maybe two or three people in front of me, pulled out his penis and started peeing on the person in front of him. I backed out of the bathroom once I saw that and heard a loud "what the fuck!?". Don't know what happened afterwards.

7.) From BMW550i:

Not nsfw but I saw someone chuck a cinderblock over a stall door because someone was taking too long. Dude on the inside barely made it and I was actually called in a material witness to the crime. Anyway tho the dude continued to have liquid shits after he got knocked out so there was blood and shit everywhere when the cops came.

8.) From portraitopynchon:

So I was at Burning Man and I had to poop. There I was, in line at the Porto potties, minding my own business when a guy comes out, eyes the size of dinner plates and kinda swings his finger around and points at me.

"You, you want to use that toilet," pointing back at at the toilet he came from.

"Do I?" I'm kinda messed up myself, and suddenly scared by how much this man wants me to use this toilet.

"Yes, yes, you'll thank me," he says pushing me towards the toilet.

I get in and this Porto John has been turned into magical space toilet! Every inch of the walls are covered in fresh cut flowers, there's lit votive candles floating with flower petals in pools of scented water. A vast array of toiletries, with all sorts of body butters, scented lotions, baby wipes, dry shampoos, everything you could use to stay fresh.

It was truly the most magical portable toilet I have ever been in and one of my fondest memories of Burning Man.

9.) From JTCMuehlenkamp:

I was taking a poop in one of those single person bathrooms at a BBQ place way out in the country. After about 5 minutes, I heard the guy who was in line behind me say, in the most hick southern accent imaginable: "Hye mus' be pooup'n!"

10.) From red_beered:

Heathrow airport 25 years ago, I’m in a stall in the bathroom, and the gentleman next to me was having a really hard time. We’re talking grunts, splashes, moans, farts; it really did sound like He was shitting out his innards. In the middle of this there’s a little boy in the bathroom, maybe like five years old, knocking on each stall door and asking in extremely British accent ” daddy? Daddy are you in there?”. Finally the boy gets to the dude stall and knock on the door, and the poor guy inside lets loose the loudest, concussive diarrhea I have ever heard, and post drop says in an equally British accent, “not now son, go to your mother!” You could tell he was holding back something fierce to spare his kid the reality of his dad completely destroying a public restroom. The kid patters off, and he lets even more loose. I finish, wash up, and leave, and still wonder if he survived.

11.) From thevictoriousbig:

Heard a guy in a stall yell, “that’s not mine!”. There was nobody else in the restroom besides us and I’m pretty sure he wasn’t on the phone.

12.) From GoodCat85:

3 times walking in and seeing a grown man at a urinal peeing with his pants/underwear at his ankles like a 6 yr old. Safe thing to do is turn around and hold your bladder at that point.

13.) From tribalDemon:

Ive heard someone recite the Old Testoment during a massive shit. Then halfway into it he switched the the Qur'an so i knew it was getting serious in there.

14.) From Eulers_ID:

I was in a campground restroom/shower. Two guys were showering, in separate stalls, but they were talking like they were getting blowies. Like, "ooohhhh yeaaaaah, it feeeeeels so goooood," type of stuff. I guess they really like showering.

15.) From onehourworkweek:

I was using a stall and heard one guy say to another, "You call that a dick?". I died within the stall.

16.) From MischaTheJudoMan:

I was once at college, went to the restroom and saw two sets of shoes in the stall with shushing noises “shh somebody just came in, keep quiet” and “I want to keep going after he leaves” thinking I couldn’t hear. Then when I was about to leave one said “I want to do it now, I don’t care if people can hear” and I’m thinking wtf, go to a hotel or something.

Then I heard one shake and roll dice. They were betting....... in the bathroom stall. Could’ve been worse I guess

17.) From kingmobisinvisible:

A completely naked Italian man peeing in the urinal while singing “Rock You like a Hurricane” at the top of his lungs

18.) From Gamersguildposts:

I was using the restroom at a talent show. I had been asked to MC on a moment's notice, and I was nervous.

I walk in, needing to really get down to business, when a full grown rabbit hopped into the stall and proceeded to hop right into my downed pants, rubbing itself against my legs.

Turns out the magician in the next stall had been trying to just calm down his nerves (and those of his rabbit). I had a moment of panic followed by a tattooed arm reaching under and asking for their rabbit back. The rabbit took a bit to shoo off, and it peed in my underwear... so I had to ditch them and go free balling during my MCing of the show.

The magician did buy me a round after in solidarity and for the cost of my ruined boxer briefs so that was nice.

19.) From michelangelo88:

I heard a fart that sounded like a bomb and I shat myself.

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25 Memes To Help You Start Your Morning Off With A Laugh.

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"It was the way you laughed... I knew I wanted that in my life."

-R.M. Drake

Laughter is the single best way to start off your morning. Well, a million dollars and a mimosa would help too, but there's not much I can do about that right now. While I think of a pyramid scheme to make us all filthy rich, enjoy laughing at these priceless memes.

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26 Memes For Anyone Who's Done Adulting Today.

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"Adulthood is hell."

-H. P. Lovecraft

Remember when we were kids and all we wanted to do was grow up? Boy, were we idiots. No one prepared us for the hell of bills, back pain, and jobs we hate. Anyone who's sick and tired of adulting will relate to these hilarious memes.

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Ivanka Trump gets memed after her dress caught a gust of wind while posing with the Vice President of Colombia.

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Do you ever feel, like a (green) plastic bag? Drifting through the wind, wanting to start again?

Katy Perry fan or not, it appears that Ivanka Trump can relate to the pop star's lyrics after her $1,650 Johanna Ortiz outfit inflated with a gust of wind, much like a plastic bag itching to escape its mortal coil.

During an official trip to Colombia to meet with vice president Marta Lucia Ramirez and defense minister Guillermo Botero, photos of Ivanka with a new hair cut and leafy green outfit made the rounds.

While there's nothing particularly significant about her outfit at face value, the photos showed a gust of wind inflating her sleeves in a cartoonish way, which opened the doors for a myriad of memes about the widely disliked First Daughter.

There is the obvious and delightful fact that the dress looks like it's physically trying to escape Ivanka's body.

It does look like a wearable salad, for better or worse.

The dress inspired plenty of references, most of which were unflattering to the 37-year-old.

The roasting session even featured a Scar Jo joke, a truly unexpected crossover of famous white ladies.

Making fun of the president's daughter because her outfit looks funny in the wind may be deeply sophomoric, but it doesn't even begin to rival the president's suggestion to start nuking hurricanes.

Pizza delivery woman shares her 32 most memorable customers.

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Being a pizza delivery person means spreading love and light wherever you go, bringing joy to the tired, the hungry, and the huddled masses yearning for melted cheese.

A post went viral on Tumblr comes from Tybaar, who says that she is a pizza delivery girl who has kept a note in her phone chronicling her most memorable encounters.

I'm hungry already.

"So without further ado and in no particular order, here’s some pizza customers who left a lasting impression on me thus far," she wrote:

1. "A bearded man who answered the door and periodically spat blood into a crusted Harley-Davidson coffee mug while counting out his cash."

2. "A woman who slipped me a business card (in lieu of tip) for a laser tattoo removal clinic, explaining 'In case you want to bring your mutilated skin back to how God intended it to be.'"

3. "At least three Batmans so far, but only one who did the voice."

4. "An elderly Spanish woman who meekly presented me with a (rather classy) pearl-handled .32 snub nosed revolver and asked if I knew how to load it (I do) and also, if I could load it for her (I didn’t)."

5. "A group of EMT’s hanging out in the back of an ambulance at a recently extinguished (but still smouldering) house fire."

6. "A man with a thick Alabama accent who admonished me for standing in front of his mailbox while I waited for him to answer the door. He then explained how this was a federal offense because I was 'obstructing the mail system' and demanded my social security number so he could 'report me to the proper authorities.'"

7. "A group of young teenage girls (like 14-16) who begged me to buy a case of Bud Light (ew why) and bring it back to them."

Still hungry? There's a lot more!

8. "A hotel room full of badass middle-aged women all dressed as Professor McGonagall from the Harry Potter films, who were also completely wasted on Jello shots. They kept encouraging me to stay and party with them."

9. "A 20-something dude who answered the door with an unsheathed katana dangling through a belt loop on his jeans."

10. "Multiple instances of people asking if I would sell them pot. (b*tch get your own dealer sheesh)"

11. "A guy who slipped a twenty directly into my shirt because I apparently was the 'spitting image' of his deceased daughter."

12. "A woman who admonished me for driving a Mazda, and wrote 'get a real car' in the tip portion of my credit receipt."

13. "A very drunk dude who gave me his iPhone and had me take a bunch of Myspace-esque pictures of the both of us. He did the duck lips thing in every shot."

14. "Multiple prank deliveries (joke’s on you motherf*cker, I get paid for the gas AND I eat the pizzas you ordered)"

15. "An elderly man who wrote 'F*CK OFF' as his signature on a credit receipt."

16. "A thirty-something guy who begged to get his order for free because he 'works so hard.' He visibly teared up and sniffled when I told him I couldn’t do anything."

17. "A dudebro wearing a bath robe and socks + sandals (indoors) who straight up wordlessly yanked the pizzas out of my hands without paying and shut the door. Multiple knockings were of no avail."

18. "A woman who angrily demanded to see my ID because she refused to believe my claims that I’m female. She proceeded to snatch my driver’s license out of my hand, run back into her house and show it to her children while pointing back at me."

19. "A kid no older than 14 who desperately tried to convince me to play [World of Warcraft] on the free custom server he was playing on. (But it has double XP!)"

20. "A guy who spent the entire time I was there digging a (impressively large) booger out of his nose. He proceeded to smear it on, thankfully, HIS copy of the receipt."

21. "An on-duty cop who flagged me down by intercepting me on the road before I got to the police station and pulling me over to get his pizza."

22. "A drill instructor looking-guy who filled out his entire credit card receipt, specifically wrote '0.00' in the tip portion, then proceeded to write out a check for seventy-eight cents and handed it to me. It said 'pizza tip' in the 'For' section."

23. "A furious lady who yelled at me for a solid five minutes (I kept track) all about how long it took for her delivery to get to her. She then tipped me an extra ten bucks on a six dollar order. I dunno."

24. "An incredibly stoned teenager trying and failing to look sober. When I complimented his Adventure Time wallet (which was super cute) and asked where he got it, he immediately looked terrified, sat down on the floor and muttered “I… I don’t know….”

25. "Obligatory naked man with unimpressive penis."

26. "A chick at a house party who answered the door and immediately turned to vomit into her mailbox."

27. "A surly Korean mom with an amazing shoulder tattoo of a baby giving birth to a full-grown woman."

28. "A man who lived in one of those mini-mansions inside a gated community, who sported a seemingly massive collection of what appeared to be solid glass spheres of varying size and color. I only got a quick glance in his house but there had to be hundreds of them in display racks, tables, shelves - everywhere."

29. "A group of 20-something guys who challenged me to sing the original Pokemon theme song, which I did. And perfectly, I may add."

30. "A completely iced-out musclebound gangster kid who was blaring Regina Spektor so loud and with so much bass I actually couldn’t hear anything he was saying."

31. "An elderly guy who deadpan asked me if I knew anyone who could score him hollowpoint bullets."

32. "An adorable older lesbian couple who were mortified that they didn’t have any extra money for a tip, so they gave me a big sack of pistachios instead. It took me three weeks to finish the bag."

Which one are you? I'm #20, the guy who spent the entire time digging a booger out of his nose.

People are bragging about the times they were complimented by celebrities.

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Celebs are "just like us"—if we were richer, more famous, and could afford expensive anti-aging serums and personal trainers. Which is why getting complimented by a celebrity can feel like winning the game of life. Jessica ​​​​Chastain complimented a dude's t-shirt recently, prompting him to start a thread on Twitter about people who have been complimented by a celebrity and lived to brag about it.

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Guy kicks girlfriend out for being upset his only anniversary gift was a homemade meal.

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Relationships can be hard because oftentimes the two (or more, it's 2019!) people in them are arriving with very different sets of expectations.

Recently, a guy got in hot water with his girlfriend when she was disappointed with the gift he gave her for their one-year anniversary, culminating in him kicking her out of his house.

Th guy explains on Reddit that he invited his girlfriend over to celebrate their milestone with a romantic candle lit dinner at his house. He cooked the dinner, which included making a lasagna from scratch. He writes:

Alright now hear me out, last week was mine and my girlfriends 1 year anniversary. I invited her over to mine, and to celebrate I made (what I think was) a really romantic candle lit dinner. Now this thing took me ages to make, 3 courses, I even made lasagna from scratch, fresh pasta and everything.

In total, he says the meal took him about 10 hours to make, cost about 20-25 "quid" (pounds), which is approximately 25-30 dollars, and was "f*cking perfect."

It’s probably the best thing I can make but I don’t do it often because it is a LOT of effort, I’m talking maybe around 10 hours for the whole thing. Not even mentioning the cost of ingredients which was maybe 20-25 quid, not sure exactly.

Well... she came round Saturday night and we had dinner (which in fear of sound like a bit of a cunt was fucking perfect) and afterward we went and sat on the sofa.

After the meal, his girlfriend presented her gift to him: a watch, worth maybe 40-50 pounds (50-60 dollars). Then she asked: "so what did you get me?" Uh oh.

That’s when she pulled out a present for me, now we’re both students and we’ve not got loads of cash on hand, so it’s not like I was expecting her to buy me anything, we hadn’t even discussed presents or anything beforehand.

It ended up being a watch, nothing too flashy maybe 40-50 pounds, being honest it was a nice gift so I thanked her for it. But that’s when she turned to me and said “so what did you get me”

The boyfriend was dumbstruck that his girlfriend expected an actual gift after he spent so much time cooking her dinner.

I replied “what?” She repeated “what did you get me for our anniversary”

I told her I didn’t get her a present, this for some reason upset her, she started asking why I didn’t get her anything special? Now the fact she even asked me that pissed me off a little. I told her I put a lot of effort into tonight and that I thought that was worth more than anything I could just buy.

She said that all of her friends had received jewelry on their anniversaries and she would've preferred that type of gift.

She told me all her mates had gotten necklaces or bracelets or whatever the fuck from their boyfriends on their anniversary’s and that she would’ve preferred it if I’d just bought her something instead of what I’d actually done.

This made the guy furious and he asked his girlfriend to leave after giving back the watch. She in turn called him a "d*ckhead" and he says he's now "rethinking" the relationship.

At this point I was fucking fuming, so I just told her if that’s how she felt she should get out, so I gave her back the watch and made her leave, the next day I awoke to a bombardment of texts from her friends saying how much of a dickhead I was to throw my gf out on our anniversary. Honestly this whole ordeal has made me rethink the whole relationship, I just need to know...

Am I the asshole?

Many commenters are saying yes, he is the a**hole for thinking a meal counts as a gift for her, when it's meant to be shared by both of them:

Flownique writes:

YTA. The dinner is something that you both enjoy together and benefit from. It’s not like you brought her breakfast in bed. A shared meal isn’t a gift exclusively for her the way the watch was just for you.

SavaSava16 writes:

YTA. Everybody is defending you down in the comments but a nice dinner is usually just that of what a normal date is. If your cooking food for her was her ‘gift’ and dude, Lasagna doesnt take 10 hours, then you should have insinuated that. Youre the asshole. You basically made her feel like shit, and then kicked her out. A necklace from Claire’s would have been better from nothing and those things are like $7. You had a whole year to plan things out or get her something nice.

Edit: Y’all please lmao idk how to turn off notifications but youre blowin me up we can all have our own opinions go make an actual comment 💀

And braven10 agrees:

YTA. If you were going to count dinner as your present you should have communicated that to her beforehand. Communication is everything.

You should have at least gotten her something small and explained the effort dinner took if you didnt want to talk to her.

While others think everyone in this situation is an "a**hole": her for acting entitled, him for overreacting and not getting a gift, and both of them for bad communication.

wigglebuttbiscuits thinks "every sucks here":

ESH. Everyone failed to communicate and overreacted. Why on earth didn’t one of you ask the other ‘so do you want to do presents for our anniversary? Does a fancy dinner feel like a good gift to you or do you prefer physical gifts?’ I get that you worked hard, but she might not have known how long it took and assumed that making dinner wasn’t the gift. She was definitely an asshole, but kicking her out instead of communicating about the misunderstanding was a dick move.

Ryuksapple writes:

Bro always get a gift. If you don’t plan on getting a gift, make it VERY CLEAR that the dinner is the gift.

Each are assholes but mostly due to poor communication

Seems to me like he behaved worse in the situation, since he reacted to her disappointment by throwing her out. Either way, these two clearly aren't a good match. Somewhere out there is a woman who thinks a lasagna is a decent enough anniversary present and let's just hope he finds her.


20 people share the places they stopped on a road trip that gave them the creeps.

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One of the best parts of taking a road trip is stopping at small towns off the beaten path for a hot meal or a night of rest. You get a slice of life from the country you're exploring, without the pretense of a tourist trap.

Most of the time, these stops on the road are relatively uneventful, but there are times when a rest stop feels like it was plucked straight out of a Stanley Kubrick movie.

While big cities get a bad reputation for crime, rural areas can be even more dangerous, particularly if you don't have local connections. Driving into unfamiliar terrain with shady characters and no nearby place to take refuge can be a daunting experience. Of course, if you're traveling at night everything feels 1000x creepier.

In a recent Reddit thread people shared the times they made a stop during a road trip that creeped them the hell out.

1. the_short_viking knew there was something wrong when they saw the empty shelves.

"Coatesville, Pennsylvania. I was with a friend who had come up from Mexico and we were staying a few nights at his grandmother's ranch nearby. Coatesville was the only town around where we could find Mexican ingredients. This is an old steel town that feels post-apocalyptic, everyone there didn't really seem to be doing anything or going anywhere, it was so creepy. The store we ended up going to had nearly empty shelves and I think the guys were a bit surprised to see us there. All in all just very strange and eerie."

2. badcgi felt their cue to leave.

"I used to live in Southern Africa and we did charity work in a lot of very remote, rural areas, and when I say remote, I mean several hours rough driving on roads that can barely be called roads. Many times we would come across settlements that were not on any map, just a collection of cinderblock and mud houses sometimes well off the road. Usually these were what we called "working villages" as in there is some worksite, maybe a small brickwork, or farm, or something like that nearby (though when I say "near" the workers could be walking an hour or so to where they need to be.) When we would stumble upon places like this, we would stop, find coordinates and landmarks, make some records and pass it along back to our office."

"One day, we are working in the area near the borders of South Africa, Namibia, and Botswana, and we see some smoke well off the road. Thinking it may be a village, we decide to go off road to take a look. It was fairly well hidden, behind a small hill, and from the road you would have never known it was there if it were not for the column of smoke on the horizon. We get to it, and sure enough it looks like one of these unmarked working villages, maybe 10 or so huts, but something seemed very off. It took a second and we realized that there was no one around, and yet it seemed as if whoever lived there was there only moments before."

"We head to where the smoke came from, and it was a large bonfire, when we looked closer, we noticed bones in it, goat and cattle bones. Other than the sound of the fire, there was not a peep from anything else. Once I stepped out of our truck to get a closer look, I had this overwhelming sense that I was being watched from afar, and that I was not welcomed here. The other guys in the truck said they felt the same, and that we needed to go. So we did."

"A couple of weeks later when we were driving back, curiosity got the better of me and I decided I wanted to check the site again. This time however, the village was stripped bare. Anything that could be taken was gone. All that was left was the shells of the huts and a black patch of ash where the fire was. There was one thing that was still there though, the sense of being watched. We didn't stay any longer and never went back."

3. Many_Pancakes's girlfriend barely escaped a turf war.

"This is my girlfriends story but is kinda up the alley of what you are asking for. My partner went to Florida with her family when she was younger and they were driving around trying to find some food until they found a Chinese restaurant and they went in and had some food"

"There were no other customers, lots of staff, everyone seemed very tense but the food was great.

They left and had a lovely rest of their day."

"During breakfast the next morning they turned on their tele and the news showed the place they had eaten and they were like ‘wow look we went there’. Then the story started and it turns out no more than 10 minutes after they left there was a massive shoot up and they all killed one another.

Turns out that the ignorant British tourists just sat in-between some kind of Asian turf war."

4. crochetquilt met a woman who didn't know what country she was in.

"I had the reverse sort of experience at my local supermarket. I live in Australia and we have right hand drive cars. I'm just finishing my shop when a huge American looking SUV pulls awkwardly into the carpark and it's clearly left hand drive and maybe 10 years old. I like cars so I'm curious about it, and that's when I notice it's got US plates on it."

"Now these aren't some novelty/limited edition Aussie plates that look American, these seem to be genuine US plates. They had a state on them, can't remember which one but it was like Michigan or something. Obviously American. Middle aged woman gets out, looking like it's a normal day at the shops."

"So far the story is a bit weird, but nothing too unusual. But as I take my trolley back to the trolley bay she's there and having obvious problems working out how to unlock one. You have to put a coin in them, and she's clearly having troubles so I ask if I can help. She's trying to put what I later find out is a quarter in the trolley, saying she's never seen this sort of thing before. I show her the dollar coin I've just gotten back from my trolley (it's gold coloured) and she genuinely is weirded out by the colour and is incredulous when I tell her it's a dollar. I feel like I'm an alien showing her a new type of cat or something."

"I put my dollar in the trolley lock and open it for her because she's clearly lost and I wanted to be helpful. She then sort of gets into a "oh I know this interaction" and says let me give you some money and opens her purse. It's all American notes, trust me there's no good old Aussie plastic multicolored monopoly money in this thing. I sort of blurt out "do you not have Australian money yet?" thinking that's gonna slow you down in the Aldi there love. Her reply "No, why would I?" and she gives me the quarter she was trying to put in the trolley. I tell her it's not necessary but she thanks me in her wonderful American accent and wanders off into the shop."

It was hilarious and weird, if you'd shown me a portal from my shops to Michigan that she'd blundered through it would have made complete sense. I got the impression she had almost no idea she was in another country. She was acting like I was the weird one, but she also spoke perfectly and was really nice so it's not like she was in any obvious mental health episode. The fact I have the quarter is the only reason I don't think I've hallucinated the whole thing after eating a dodgy pizza."

"Friends think her husband had gotten a job in Australia and just got the car and everything etc shipped, and maybe she's never been overseas before? It was super weird and I love that woman so much I wish I could find her again to see what she's doing now."

"I've also been into a country town where literally everyone we saw for the half hour we were there looked like they were from the same family, and everyone stared at us like they knew we were from out of town. But that has a very logical but no less creepy explanation ;)"

5. Sil_7 and her boyfriend had a bad feeling about Frank.

"My boyfriend and I had a stay in Melbourne for a few nights. First Airbnb was practically a small hotel room so, all good. The second on the other hand... It was advertised as "Flexible check-in " but the owner wouldn't stop pestering us for a time we were going to be there. We told them 8pm and they still kept asking before saying they had to go out and 'Frank' would let us in."

"We had no mention of this guy before then but fine, whatever. We ended up missing a few small shows we were eager to go to so we'd get there earlier and despite being promised off the street parking we could only park on the street. It sucked but no big deal. We'd had a long day and were pretty tired."

"Then we get to the house. Frank is this tall, thin, muscley older guy, really intense and absolutely no chill. Bulging eyes kind of intense. We were both really uncomfortable from the start but my bf makes small talk, jokes about Sydney vs Melbourne. This guy doesn't like it. To the point where he stopped walking, swung around and got in my bfs face. Bf de-escalated the situation real quick and we got to our room and immediately locked the door."

"We both got some bad vibes off the place and the guy but we couldn't work out why. We thought we were just tired but kept debating the pros and cons of staying, and the room wasn't helping! It was freshly painted and the fumes were so strong I was getting a migraine, there was a door to the backyard that was blocked off with a dresser, so much dust under the bed it was ridiculous."

"And then we noticed two things. One was the wooden plank holding up the curtains. It was big, thick, heavy looking thing - and it was holding onto the wall by a nail on each side. Half of it had already leant right off the wall, leaving a huge gap. This was right above the head of the bed. That was it for my bf, he wanted out."

"This second point was my big thing. The door to the rest of the house had a lock but there was also a gap between it and the floor. I'm not talking a small space for air. I'm not talking fit a finger underneath. I'm talking big enough for tall, muscley, big guy Frank to fit his entire arm under."

"We grabbed our things and snuck out. Went to the nearest grocery store for supplies, shopped around for a place to stay, let the Airbnb know we l left, and ended up driving through the night back to NSW and slept in the car for a few hours."

"Nothing exciting happened but we just really didn't feel safe there. My bf hikes a lot overseas, stays in random and/or desolated places. He's not put off easily. We were both pretty glad for a solid reason to leave."

6. urneighbourhoodwitch still thinks about the unfriendly Christmas town.

"I was on a road trip on the south island of New Zealand and one night at around 9pm decided to stop in a small town to get some rest. Already while driving into the town I noticed that there were Christmas decorations everywhere, like decorated trees and plastic santa’s, reindeer etc. Excessive amounts of decorations on the streets and in every window. This wouldn’t have been too weird if it hadn’t been in the middle of August. But I thought the town was just really dedicated to a specific aesthetic or whatever."

"I got to the motel and checked in and the old lady at the front desk was short and rude with me which I thought was weird bc I had experienced people in NZ as really nice and quite chatty (compared to where I come from lol). She also wouldn’t give me the wifi password even though they advertised free wifi. She quite literally told me to piss off and let her get back to her newspaper."

"After that I went out and the whole time I was there I never saw any people on the street. I went to a diner near the motel (both also stuffed with Christmas decorations) and had the same experience with the waitress while ordering. She told me they are out of almost everything and the only I was able to get was a cheese sandwich."

"There were other people in the restaurant who were all eating what I suppose were meals from the menu. They didn’t have to order a plain cheese sandwich. While waiting for my food I noticed that no one in the whole diner was talking even though there were families and other groups of people. Even the kids ate in silence. Or not really silence, as there was Christmas music blaring."

"After I was done eating I just paid and left. I was also the only one leaving. No one in that diner, the whole time I was there, got up to leave or go to the bathroom or do anything really. They all just sat there. When I left I felt like they were all starting holes in my back. The whole time I was in that town I got a feeling that everyone wanted me to leave and like they were somehow angry with me."

"This was 4 years ago and tbh I don’t remember anything after leaving the diner. I don’t remember going back to the motel or going to sleep and just barely remember being on the road early the next morning. I told some of my NZ friends this story, bc I thought it was some kind of weird theme town, but none of them ever heard of it and I can’t for the life of me remember the name of that town or how I found it."

7. trucknjoe slept in a bush to get away from the locals.

"When hitch hiking in the south island I got stuck in a town in the middle of nowhere because no one would pick me up. It got dark and I didn't have enough money for a motel so I was planning to chill at this little shack where people would pull over to rest while driving. Over the course of several hours, I got offered meth by a couple, some local random dude tried to convince me to go to his house to smoke weed and another couple smoked a cigarette with me while they told me about how they heard voices."

"After they left I ended up jumping over a fence and slept in a bush somewhere until my sister could pick me up the next day because she was driving through the town.

0/10 don't try hitch hiking out of Omaru."

8. kutbakfiets has never returned to Gary.

"Gary Indiana. I got off the highway to get gas.

Driving through the city was like a post apocalyptic movie complete with burned out cars, crazy guy in underwear walking down the middle of the street with a baseball bat and all the windows were broken or boarded up."

"I stopped at a gas station and then guy came out and said ‘Get back on the highway son. It’s not safe here.’ I had enough gas tp get to a safer rest stop to refuel.

This was around 1994-95."

9. mxmnull felt lost in Tiger, Georgia.

"My girlfriend and I went to an AirBnB in a town called Tiger, Georgia to see a bunch of her old college friends. There was one other couple who got there about the same time we did. By day the cabin looks pleasant enough- 3 stories of rustic comfort with a hot tub overlooking the forest and sunrise. We didn't get there by day. We got there as the sun was sinking low. Rooms seemed to shrink and tighten. The stairwells were only as wide as a single body. And at the bottom of the basement stairs, a rug hid a padlocked trapdoor. It felt like the start of a horror movie."

"We're trying to ignore the weird vibes and decide to go to dinner. We spent nearly an hour driving around searching for a place to eat. Steakhouses closed by 7pm, an Italian joint which was now someone's house. A Mexican eatery now abandoned and overgrown with vines... Finally we find something."

"It's suitably called "The Last Dive Bar On Earth", and it's sitting on the edge of a retention pond. The parking lot is full of pick up trucks all festooned with old political bumper stickers from the late 90s and early 2000s. We head in. It's like we've entered another decade. But the beer is good, they have pizza, and the prices aren't bad. We eat in a hurry and get out of there."

"As we get back to the cabin, the other couples are there and talking about how they had such a nice time in town. It was only by daylight at the end of the weekend that as we descended the mountain we found a ton of local shops and restaurants that I swear to fucking god were not there the first night."

"On the first night, the electrical outlets in the house fried my phone, leaving me with no way to contact the outside world. The weekend ended up being nice, but the entire time we all felt like we had fallen through a crack into somewhere else."

10. dafighder and their friend left the McDonalds with a quickness.

"I was traveling through Arkansas with my friend in the army. He was a big ol black dude and I was a medium height white dude. Everyone in McDonalds literally stopped and just stared at us until we ordered food and left. It was super weird and we made sure to bypass the place on the way back to post."

11. spiderlanewales will never forget rural Arkansas.

"Rural northern Arkansas was pretty bizarre when we passed through there around 2012. We stopped at this gas station, and an old, beat-up pickup flew into a parking spot. There were two hillbillies in the cab, and maybe six more in the bed, all wearing the same thing: blue jean overalls and nothing else. No socks or shoes."

"They were being super loud, and they just went into the gas station like that was normal. Where i'm from, if an attendant even sees you approaching the place without shoes, they will stop you and tell you to come back when you have some. Oh, you'd also get mega-pulled-over for driving around with people hollering in your truck bed."

12. I_love_asparagus felt like they drove into a David Lynch movie.

"Yep, stopped in a no name town in Texas for gas. Bunch of guys wearing nothing but denim hanging out in front of the gas station. Denim, cow boy hats, cow boy boots. It wasn't just a lot of people, EVERYONE was wearing that. Their drawls were so thick I could barely understand what they were saying to one another, a lot of hooting and hollering."

"About 50 yards away, there was a guy sitting under a tree. He was wearing a black and white striped jump suit...and was chained to the tree by a shackle on his leg. Didn't see any law enforcement around, maybe they dropped him off? A girl with huge tits, one and a half arms, and an eye-patch complimented my car and smiled at me when I was pumping gas."

"I saw a cow trotting down the side of the road, no one seemed to be chasing it. The fact it was twilight seemed to make everything surreal. I unassed myself from that place as quickly as I could."

13. crochetquilt missed the town in the fog.

"Wife and I were driving up the blue mountains (big mountain range in Australia) to visit friends who were staying in a holiday place up there. It's crazy foggy in the late afternoon/early evening, so we can't see much as we're going up. But it's pretty much a straight run up so we take it slow and pull over sometimes when the fog gets too thick to give it a minute to lighten a bit. Super creepy but nothing weird, that's just how it is."

"We stayed the night at friends and drove back down the next afternoon - lovely and sunny. We drove through a cute little town that hugged the sides of the main road, so you could drive straight through it without turning or hitting any major intersections. My wife said "oh are we going home a different way". No, no we were not."

"There was basically an entire small town we'd driven through the night before right near the house and we never saw a single indication of it. We hadn't seen any lights/street lights, other cars, "Welcome to Spookyville, popn 1" signs, anything. We had pulled over to check the map (pre-smartphones) to make sure we hadn't missed the turn off and we would have been practically in the middle of the town. It's amazing how something so big can disappear in the fog so easily. Early evening and not one house light? Mole people I reckon."

14. kinkyp3ach stayed in a quiet pagan town.

"I have two stories like this. The first one was an absolutely creepy experience, and the second one was weird but I didn’t feel threatened."

"1st story: A friend and I were driving in a thunderstorm of epic proportions. We couldn’t see the road ahead of us so we pulled over to a diner in a tiny town, and decided we’d wait inside for the storm to pass and order some food. From the outside it looked really lively, people were talking, laughing and eating. As soon as we walked through the door the whole place went silent and every. single. person stopped what they were doing and just stared at us. Dozens of eyeballs fixated on us. We ordered our food and ate it, and left as soon as the weather had cleared up a bit. We were there for maybe an hour, and it stayed completely silent the entire time, and customers kept looking our way (not discretely)."

"2nd story: Another time I was on a road trip, it was the middle of the night and we were getting tired so we decided to stop in the next town. There had been no sign of civilisation for miles and we finally came across a small town with a B&B. The woman running the place was odd but very kind. The house felt different somehow but so did the whole town. It kind of felt like I had entered a different dimension, if that makes any sense. Anyway, I go to bed and the next morning I wake up and decide to walk around the town a bit before we hit the road. Again, the whole place felt like a different world, like it was not part of the earth we normally know."

"The people living there were tending to their gardens, walking their dogs, etc. And it felt like slow mo. There were 2 shops in town, and no other businesses. By going into the shops and looking around, and taking with one of the shop owners, I found out the whole town was a pagan town where every single citizen worshiped a goddess of fertility (as in human fertility, but also fertility of their crops). The stores were packed with items that can be used for rituals, and other various items like statuettes representing the goddess. They seemed to be hardcore worshipers. Their town wasn’t on the map and I never found it again. It was a really surreal experience."

15. MyDogHasBarkingsons is pretty sure they stepped onto a movie set.

"I am a skeptical person but this one experience I had in Berlin still confuses me to this day.

Me and my girlfriend were on holiday walking through central Berlin, a weekday morning. The streets were fairly busy, a typical day, when we turned down a long wide street with large buildings on either side. As we walked down we noticed it was very quiet and that there was no one else on the street at all, which was strange in itself considering it was 10-11am."

"As we carried on walking, I can’t really describe what happened but I noticed that the buildings we were walking past weren’t actually real, but like movie set buildings? The windows and doors looked normal from a distance but up close they were waaaay too big to be normal, I just felt really uneasy the whole time but we didn’t say anything until we turned off the street and back into the hustle and bustle of Berlin."

"I have absolutely no idea what happened at all but my girlfriend said she felt/seen exactly the same thing. It was like we stepped into a different world for a few minutes. Totally bizarre."

16. Foxbat_Flyer got locked inside their hotel.

"On my first trip to Europe, we started in Rome, and drove down to Sicily, and on the way back north, we decided to stay the night in a small town instead of a major city. We ended up at a town called Lauria right on dark, and hadn't booked any accommodation yet (we didn't know where we were going to end up, wanted to get as far as we could). As we drive around the town looking for a hotel, every local is stopping in their tracks and watching us like we are very out of place. We find and pull up at the only hotel we could find, a multi level building with an empty car park, no guests or staff around."

"Went in and booked a room, and the guy who served us took our bags, put us in the elevator and sent us on the way to our room. we get up 3 floors and here he is waiting for us with our bags, not puffed out having out ran an elevator while carrying 3 bags. It's the classic horror movie hall ways, seemingly too long for the building and only half the lights are working. It's dead quiet inside so we put our stuff in the room and get out to see if the town is really that bad."

"We head out for dinner, again every stopping and staring at us as we walked down the streets. The next morning, we wake up early to GTFO and find all the doors are locked and cannot be opened from the inside without a key, no staff anywhere so we left the key on the desk and had to break out of the hotel window to get out. 10/10 was spooked. Rest of the trip was amazing, through Switzerland and France, quick trip around England and Scotland then home."

17. zanarkandfayth needs to pick a new route through Tennessee.

"Back in 2011, my ex and I took a trip to go visit my dad, who at the time lived in the tiny town of Middleton, Tennessee. I lived at the other end of the state, so it was about an eight hour trip. Decided to go it at night so I wouldn't have to deal with anyone on the interstate other than truckers and the occasional car."

"The trip was fine until we got off the interstate and went through some small town maybe an hour or so before Middleton? My memory's hazy on exactly where it was, but at that point it was about four in the morning. We were rolling through the town, and it was foggy and dark, minimal streetlights, all the houses were completely dark and still... it was a little creepy looking but nothing really out of the ordinary."

"Until we got a little further down the road and there were fucking newspapers everywhere. Scattered all on the road, in the empty fields and the yards of the houses we passed, just loose pages of newspaper everywhere we looked. I'm sure there was a reasonable explanation, but both of us just suddenly felt like something was off, and it was creepy as hell. One of us cracked a joke about suddenly landing in a horror movie without realizing, and I sped up the car a little bit, but for about ten minutes it was just us and the newspapers and the fog in the complete stillness in this dark town, and we both sighed audibly in relief once it fell behind us. We talked about it for years after that trip."

"On a second trip to the same town years later, once again in the early am hours, we stopped at a gas station I always stopped at, and though I'd always felt safe at it before, that time I felt a little uneasy, but didn't know why. We went in the store and this group of guys and a girl came in yelling at this other guy, cashier made them leave and they tore out. Came back not five minutes later and beat the guy they'd been harassing with some kind of bat. It was a mess, cops were called, ambulance... I'll never forget how dazed that poor guy looked with blood coming all down the side of his head. So I guess that time I had a legit reason for things feeling off."

"tl;dr I should stop making the trip from east TN to west TN."

18. SuspectNumber6 just had a feeling.

"A camping site! My friend and i took a road trip from NL to France, camping. 1st we stayed at a lovely place, near a harbour. After 2 days we continued and ended up at a small camping site. When registering we met the custodian. After registration we already looked at each other, but shrugged it off. We set up our tent and went into town to find some food."

"The town was completely deserted: no people on the street, all blinds closed, hardly any restaurant open and the eerie feeling came back. We walked back to the camping site, still feeling creeped out and decided there and then not to sleep there that night. We broke up camp, drove away as fast as we could. The feeling stayed for about 30 minutes. Weird part is: nothing creepy really happened. It was just a gut feeling: something is NOT right here..."

19. SubjectShape swears the cars at the rest stop were real.

"So one year my friends and I went to a convention and it was a 9 hour drive there. We left late Wednesday night due to one friend having to work later than she thought, and didn't get on the road until about 8pm. We'd called and made sure our room would be ready for early check-in on Thursday morning since we expected to be arriving around 5-6 in the morning and I was going to have to crash for a few hours, since I was going to have to drive the whole way because of some legal nonsense about my car insurance basically meaning my friends could not drive my car. And, honestly, we only took my car because I had a minivan and there were 8 of us going including myself and only my car could fit everyone so we didn't have to split into 2 or 3 separate cars."

"Anyway it gets to be around 2am and I decide a stop is in order. Everyone else is fast asleep as we pull into this stop on the turnpike. We were in Ohio, and stops on the turnpike are usually pretty big; usually there's a bathroom, 3-4 fast food places and a general shop with maps, snacks, books, souvenirs, ect. I see a few other cars so I know there's people there, probably the fast food workers keeping the place open 24/7 with a skeleton crew and I park right up front next to the disabled parking spaces so I don't have to go far in the dark. I reached over and woke up my friend in the passengers seat, making sure she was really up and would stay up for a few minutes while I went inside so someone awake in the car knew what was going on."

"Inside I go, intending to just use the bathroom and grab some coffee (maybe food) from a fast food place. I went to the bathroom first and didn't pay attention to the fast food places, and the bathroom trip was uneventful. But when I got back out into the main court area I just felt....off. Like someone was watching me, but I couldn't see anyone. 2 of the places were shut down and another 2 were open, lights on and all, but there was no one behind the counters. I went up to the counters and called out, but no one answered. Even the little general store was empty despite having the lights on and such."

"I ended up getting some cheap coffee out of a vending machine, and a second cup to go, and getting out of there. The whole time I was just creeped out, and I felt that something was very wrong. When I got back out to the parking lot I saw the other cars were gone and only my little minivan was sitting there, and when I got in I asked my awake friend if she'd seen the other cars leave. She asked what cars, and I told her there were cars parked when we pulled in that I assumed belonged to the employees. She was adamant there had been no cars and she thought I was seeing things and asked if I was okay to drive."

"Still to this day do not know what happened. I know it was late, but I've always been a night owl and I wasn't even that tired at the time, I only stopped because I knew the next rest area was over an hour out and didn't want to have been driving that long without a proper stop."

"So I'm fairly certain I wasn't seeing things, plus I know those kinds of stops always have the general store and at least one fast food place open and there should have been people there so I have no idea why there weren't and I can't explain the creepy feeling I got while inside. We drove on and the next stop, around 4am, was at a similar place that did have people working and I got more coffee and some breakfast from them with a few of my friends who were a little more awake at the time. But man that one rest stop was just creepy...."

20. BlemishedB drove into the void.

"I have a few but this one stands out in my mind.

This starts with me, my boyfriend, his brother and the girlfriend all deciding to split off from the rest of his family during vacation and head to the Winchester mystery house... now since this is like 6 or 7 years ago I can't remember if we were headed to or back from there. I was driving and my bf was the navigator, we started our trek a few hours before and expected to be at our destination before nightfall. Somewhere along the lines we took a wrong turn, although we had a map and both our set to gps."

"I didn't think about it at first and nobody else mentioned it until what felt like a few hours of me driving, now this wasn't in silence from what I remember it was a normal ass road trip with taking laughing and music... but we get down this particular road and it all feels like we snapped outta a dream everything is dark there's shadows of trees bunched here and there along the road but past that is pitch black."

"I'm taking a void of darkness where you feel it goes on for miles on end but you can't see it. One of them said something along the lines of where are we, and joked that we entered the twilight zone. But I tell you, I got this really uneasy feeling like I shouldn't drive any further than I already have and I think everyone else felt that too cause we got real quiet and just kinda stared out the windows."

"We hadn't realized that there were literally no cars around us, what was supposed to be a highway was a narrow strip of road and nothing, just this stillness like we entered a place we shouldn't have. I flip a bitch and start speeding off in the opposite direction but lo and behold the scenery we saw "going back" wasn't the same as we saw coming in... it was still pitch black but none of it was familiar. You know how you can make out odd shapes from the shadows... but literally nothing looked like it was before. It took me about a good 15 or 20 min."

"To get out of the void... but to this day every one of us swears we were driving for hours in it. We can't find that turn although we've taken that route a few more times tbt throughout the year... and it really does seem like it was a dream except for the waking part it was scared me, it's like everyone was stuck on auto pilot and no one remembers what we said or even what sounds we heard during those hours. Gives me the creeps."

AOC responds to Rep. Dan Crenshaw opposing background checks: 'why are you "lending" guns to people?'

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A whopping majority of Americans support common sense gun legislation like universal background checks, yet no matter how many city names become synonymous with massacres, Congress refuses to fulfill the will of the people.

Dudes like NRA-backed Congressman Dan Crenshaw are why. The Extremely Online Texan took to Twitter to argue that requiring a clean background check in order to acquire a murder machine is Actually Bad. Crenshaw cited the story of Lachelle Hudgins, who shot a suspected robber she said was reaching for her purse.

Crenshaw wrote, "with universal background checks, I wouldn’t be able to let my friends borrow my handgun when they travel alone like this," volunteering the fact that he shares firearms with friends.

Lo and behold, the tweet is a massive self-own, with Crenshaw outing himself as a pretty reckless "responsible gun owner."

Congress may be on vacation for another week, but the gun legislation debate is happening on Twitter, with Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez responding to Crenshaw's "but my bros!" argument against background checks.

"Why on earth" would you just hand guns to friends willy-nilly, she asks.

Crenshaw got defensive, and insisted that he knows all of his friends intimately and can testify in court that they are good dudes.

"Wrong," he said, calling himself a Real American who f*cks with glocks, unlike the cucks in New York City.

AOC responded by referring back to Crenshaw's original point about "lending" guns, and defended the state of New York and its safety.

She also pointed out that friends can never really know what happens behind closed doors. Domestic abusers know no class, creed, or education level.

Abusers tend to have great jobs: White House Staff Secretary. Supreme Court Justice. President of the United States.

Who needs formal debate when you have Twitter?

Trump illegally doctored a hurricane map to make his false tweet seem true.

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President Donald Trump breaking the law to make himself feel better is not a new predicament, but this maneuver reached an impressive new level of pettiness and potential danger.

As Hurricane Dorian destroys the Bahamas and barrels towards the States, Trump tweeted that he was monitoring the storm between rounds of golf, tweeting that the storm might hit Alabama.

One problem: It wasn't.

The National Weather Service called him out, but rather than correct his mistake, he doubled down and blamed the media. Tale as old as time, true as it can be.

On Wednesday, Trump decided to TRIPLE DOWN on his claim that Alabama is in danger of destruction, going as far as to Sharpie an official map in the Oval Office.

Which isn't just sociopathic, but illegal, by the way.

Say it with me:

I will not make a penis joke about Trump adding length to the hurricane map.

I will not make a penis joke about Trump adding length to the hurricane map.

I will not make a penis joke about Trump adding length to the hurricane map.

Naturally, it's getting memed, because how else are we supposed to cope with the absolute insanity?

Our thoughts and prayers go out to the people of Alabama, whose hurricane is as fake as thoughts and prayers.

25 Memes That Will Only Be Funny If You Don't Have Kids.

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"People say, 'But you’re alone.' But I don’t feel alone. I feel very un-alone. I feel very sparkly and excited about everything."

-Stevie Nicks

Anyone without kids will totally relate to these memes. Laugh now and then continue to do whatever you want, because you have nothing but free time.

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Woman's friend kicks her out after she said it's 'selfish' for her to keep having kids.

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Keeping it honest with a close friend can sometimes cause a rift in a friendship, even if they're the one who initiates the difficult conversation. A lot of friendships float on the assumption that both parties agree on life choices, and when you break that assumption it causes major tension.

At the same time, a deep friendship can't truly thrive without honesty and the ability to agree to disagree. So, broaching the subjects where your perspectives part ways can be a tricky balance of transparency and diplomacy.

In a recent post on the Am I The *sshole subreddit a woman asked if it was wrong to tell her friend it was selfish to keep having children in order to have a daughter.

"AITA for telling my friend I though it was selfish to have multiple children after she asked my thoughts on it?"

OP kicked off the post by sharing that her friend Laura has three boys and one girl.

The baby girl is the youngest, and Laura and her husband desperately wanted a daughter all along. They mutually agreed they would have up to six kids in order to have a daughter.

"My friend Laura it a mom of four children, three boys and a the youngest being a girl. Her and her husband continued having children after the first boy because they desperately wanted a little girl and we're willing to have up to six children to do that. They consider themselves luck for only having to have four. (Ages 10-1yo)."

Laura is a stay at home mom and OP works nights, but often helps out with the kids during the day in an unofficial auntie role.

"So Laura is SAHM and I work nights, when I get off I'll help her a few times a week. Going with them to the park, took the boys to a local renaissance fair so Laura would have time to herself with the baby, laser tag, etc. I enjoy doing these things and they've often said that they think of me as their Aunt, it means a lot to me because I don't have children."

Recently, Laura's oldest son came to OP for advice about middle school.

When OP asked the boy why he didn't have that chat with his mom, he shared that she was far too busy with his younger sister to talk with him.

"The oldest boy is starting middle school at a slightly younger age and came to me for advise, I'm proud of everything he said but asked why he didn't have this talk with his mother and he said that she was more preoccupied with the baby girl."

Later that day, Laura asked why her son talked with OP.

OP was honest and revealed that Laura's son feels like she doesn't have time for him. This opened up the floodgates of questions: whether or not OP thinks Laura is selfish for continuing to try for a daughter instead of fostering or adopting.

"Later in the day Laura and I are relaxing and I tell her the boys issues and advice I gave and she was irritated and asked why he didn't have that moment with her, I reiterated what he said and told that it's understandable that a baby need a bit more of her time. She was visibly hurt and asked me to be completely honest with what I thought about her having multiple children. I was honest and told her I found it selfish, she had three perfectly healthy boys in hopes that one would be a girl, she could have adopted and instead her husband works two jobs fifty hour weeks to support them but I also know that it was his choice to do this as well."

Laura got upset at OP for answering her question honestly and claimed she'd never understand since she's not a mom.

She was fuming, told me I would never understand unless I was mother, and that she could never love a foster or adopted kid as much as her own, this made me cry because I'm foster kid that aged out of the system and she's aware of it. She called me an *sshole for that and told me to leave.

Laura ended up telling OP to leave, and has since apologized and asked for help with the boys.

"It's been about a week and she's called me multiple time and left voicemail apologizing saying that she really needs the help with the boys. I feel like an *sshole, I love them and I'm happy they we're born and feel like shit if I implied otherwise but I'm hurt that I wasn't cared for a child and that there are so many others that won't have the chance because of that mindset.

AITA?"

OP feels bad about how it all shook out, but also doesn't agree with Laura's need to have biological children in a world full of kids who need homes.

"Edit, best transcript I can give:

Me: Hey, 10yo was talking to me earlier and having some trouble adjusting to his middle school, repeats what he said and the advice I gave him.

L: irritated they why wouldn't have come my husband instead?

M: I don't know about him but he said he didn't want to tell you because you're more into the baby then him. I know that's understandable because a baby needs more of you time but you should talk to him about."

"L: I need you to honest with me right know, do you think I should have stuck to having children?

M: I think it's kind of selfish that kept trying for a girl when you have healthy boys that you haven't treated any of your boys like the same (as infants). They need you too.

L: Well what else did you expect me to do? I wanted a baby girl. Uspet raising voice

M: You could have adopted or fostered instead your husbands working 50h week which was both of your choices."

"L: You're not a mother and you'd never understand that we could never love children that aren't ours in the same way. (When she says we I don't know if she meant her or any mother, but she was yelling it and I started to cry)

L: I'm going to need you to leave."

sunshinenrainbows3 thinks OP should dump Laura.

"OP you’re NTA, your ‘friend’ is and she’s only apologizing because she needs your help. Don’t go back to this person no matter what kind of apology she gives you. You deserve better than a ‘friend’ who uses you."

DoctorMyEyes_ thinks Laura wasn't prepared for the truth, and irrationally lashed out.

"NTA. You were asked a question and answered it truthfully. She wasn't prepared for your answer, but that is not on you. She also reacted terribly, and is calling you now for help, which makes me question her reasoning for the apology. Does she genuinely not believe what she said in the moment, or is she drowning in children and needs you on her side?"

drunkirishfeminist thinks OP shouldn't have spoken so blatantly.

"ESH - not sure where all the "you were honest so everything is okay" opinions are coming from. Like, seriously? There's no time ever where brutal honesty is an *sshole move?!"

"You aren't wrong OP you're just an *sshole. What you said was obviously going to hurt her and there was absolutely f*ck all to be gained from saying it. Was she gonna just give you a couple of them to even it out? Send some away so she isn't dividing her focus so much? Unbirth them?"

Personally I agree that one family having a buttload of kids to try and get one of the "right" gender is pretty grim but if my friend had already done that and asked my opinion about it (while still postpartum!) you best believe I won't just blurt that out to her "yea I think you're selfish and your parenting is really suffering for it, sorry 'bout it".

The discussion is still raging on, and while a lot of people side with OP's perspective, the comments are relatively divided. Parenting is a touchy subject for many, so it makes sense that a conversation this loaded would bring out the big guns.

People are sharing the 'first world problems' they are lucky to have.

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If you live in the first world and have all the basic things you need to survive (food, water, shelter, Wifi), then you might be familiar with the concept of "first world problems." These are "problems" that, if you're able to gain some perspective, you realize you're actually pretty lucky to have in the first place. Someone recently asked Reddit: "what's your biggest first world problem?"

These 21 very fortunate people shared the "problems" they deal with that a lot of people in this world would LOVE to have.

1.) PM_ME_YOUR_HUGETITS is bored (not enough PM's of huge tits apparently).

There's nothing to do at work, but I have to look busy.

2.) molotok_c_518 has gif problems.

Work has blocked so many sites, I can't access as many gifs as I want.

3.) pops992 was woken up by an unbearable lightness.

The hurricane momentarily knocked out my power last night while I was asleep and it reset all my Phillips hue lights, so I was awoken by every single light in my room being on.

4.) The_Safe_For_Work has pavement problems.

Not enough unpaved rough roads for me to really use the 4X4 features of my Landcruiser.

5.) drayd38 has bluetooth problems.

My Bluetooth headphones running out of battery when I’m on longer flights

6.) StuffIShouldDo's thermos works too well.

I've said it before and I say it again. My thermos mug holds the heat to damn well. I can't enjoy my morning coffee on my way to work. Have to wait until I'm at work before it's drinkable.

7.) StarryLindsay has too many toothpastes.

Each of my three kids likes a different type of toothpaste.

8.) nikkarus had to be alone with their thoughts once.

one time i forgot my airpods at work and i had to use regular headphones but i forgot my headphones adapter for my iphone so i couldn't listen to music that day

9.) LMRtowboater needs high-speed WiFi or will surely die.

Looking for a good sized plot of land to buy in the county but trying to weigh my options on whether or not I can still get high speed internet.

10.) TaintModel has consumed sodium.

These pretzels are making me thirsty.

11.) zangor has music music everywhere and not enough time to listen to it.

My drive to work is too short so I never get to listen to as much music as I want. But when I'm at home I do other things. And then 9.99 seems like too much for the amount I listen.

12.) Public restroom trauma, from are123456786.

When automatic sinks don't sense your hand at the right time and you're just fisting the air with a handful of soap

13.) Tattoomyvagina has America problems.

Good house, good wife, good family, good friends, good money, but always self deprecating sad because my job isn’t “fulfilling” or “meaningful”.

14.) Mjb06 is filthy from (other people's) money.

Last night at work, my hands got dirty because I was touching so much money.

Edit: I was counting cash at the end of the night at the grocery store I work at. Just so everyone’s clear.

15.) MaximusRidiculus has too many transportation options.

When I miss the bus, I go back home and take the car.

16.) Mind101 has had a tiny taste of third world problems.

Water meters are being installed in my building for the next two-three weeks. each day our water gets cut for 6 hours. The tenants are upset and have to flush the toilet, wash their hands etc. with water from canisters.

So, my legitimate first world problem is that I have to endure third-world conditions for a few hours each day until my endless supply of clean water gets fixed.

17.) Being_grateful is.....watching me through my window?

Having a fridge stacked with food but not wanting any of it to eat. So you grab your £500 smart phone and place a £20 order for pizza, soda, and chicken wings on the side. The pizza arrives and you tip the pizza guy a few bucks but only do it out of courtesy. You then proceed to sit down and flip through hundreds of channels that you pay for and deem nothing watchable. So you power on your expensive gaming device load up twitch and watch people play a game you already own.

Slice after slice until the pizza that could feed a family of 4, you don't even eat the crust instead just throw it away. You aren't even watching the tv. You're on your phone on reddit talking about the worst first world problems.

18.) deathtotheemperor has too much house and not enough housekeepers!

My house is so big that it's annoying to keep it clean.

19.) FloralBison had too much house, not enough aesthetic.

When I moved into my first house (renting) after college, it was a massive increase in the amount of space I had, especially because it was just me living there. I've always been big into decorating, my college dorm always had plants, framed pictures and posters, etc. I refused to be one of those "only a couch and a TV" kind of guys. When I first moved into my house I literally thought "man, this place is so big, I don't have enough stuff to fill it with to make it aesthetic"

20.) Lockshala has cat problems.

My cat keeps waking me up like ten minutes before my alarm to demand food. Even if she still has food, she wants new food in the bowl.

21.) JonathanCentauri has too much house, not enough WiFi.

My house is big enough that I can lose WiFi connection in the kitchen.

Keep all of these people in your thoughts and prayers.

23 Memes To Help You Start Your Morning Off With A Laugh.

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"Each morning we are born again. What we do today is what matters most."

-Buddha

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Chrissy Teigen responded honestly to a fan's question about her kids and career: 'I have HELP and a half.'

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Raising kids requires a lot of energy, deep breathing, and help from close friends and family so you don't toss them out the window. Kids truly don't care whether you're world famous or a relative loner, they're going to bring the same endless energy to the table, and it's up to you to find a way to meet them there.

Of course, it's all too easy to compare your own parenting slog to the well-lit social media presence of celebrity moms and dads. But even their experiences don't match the curated appearance of their lives.

In a recent Twitter exchange a fan asked Chrissy Teigen how she handles working on NBC's 'Bring the Funny' while her son Miles is so small, both emotionally and logistically.

"Can you please talk about the working while pregnant, shortly post-pregnancy and away from your babies? I'm watching you on #BringTheFunny and you're so pro and engaged and focused, and I know your babies were/are small and wanting of you," Rebecca Carroll wrote.

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Teigen didn't take long to respond, and was very forthright about the fact that she's only able to balance the little ones and her public career because of the help of others.

"Girl I have HELP and a half. That's it. There is no way I could have done it without it. I'm so lucky to have it and I don't know how anyone else does it. I have so much respect for all of you. Also our amazing set provided an amazing daycare room," Teigen responded.

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Other moms were quick to thank Teigen for keeping it honest about the help she receives, since it's so easy to make comparisons over the internet.

Others pointed out how great it is that Teigen has support in the workplace, and how necessary this is for other moms (and dads).

Of course, there was one person who expressed their discontent at Teigen's answer, claiming it was "elitist" to talk about receiving help others don't have.

This seems a bit counterintuitive since it'd be more elitist to pretend she doesn't have help?!

It wasn't long before Teigen answered the naysayer, promising that instead of writing something elitist, she'll simply lie next time.

Grumpy trolls aside, a lot of people are relieved to hear from a celebrity who doesn't hide or deny their privileges and advantages.

16 people share the things they learned embarrassingly late in life.

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We all have a few obvious facts of life that we learn a little bit too late...

Whether it's the truth about Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, that your dog didn't actually go to a farm, or a stunning realization about the opposite sex's anatomy (looking at you, all men who think women can't urinate with a tampon in), we're all a little dumb sometimes.

Luckily, we have access to all the world's knowledge in our phones and researching something you've believed to be true for years is pretty simple. No, marshmallows aren't grown in nuts by the marsh even if your sister said so...

When a recent Reddit user asked, "what did you learn embarrassingly late?" the internet was ready to share...

1. Oh yes of course, the cheese bushes. "livenow44."

I was convinced cheese grew on bushes till 12-13 years old. My brother is really proud of this.

2. NO SQUEEZING? "Kopt1074."

That guys didn’t have to squeeze their dicks to get their pee out.

3. Oh no, "jordanmc."

That my cat didn't go back to the pet store when it was sick. I had even heard all the jokes about pets "going to the farm." Still didn't strike me till waaay too late.

4. Amazing, "ughdrunkatvogue."

Martha's Vineyard isn't just some land that rich people went to that was owned by Martha Stewart.

5. THREE? "rusty_fingers."

That I was in fact NOT missing a testicle. Thought there was supposed to be 3 until I was like 14 years old.

6. Yikes, "Katnith."

The proper way to say mythology. It was my favorite subject and I talked about it all the time & not one person told me it wasn't MYthology. Found out when my teacher corrected something I read out loud in English class as a senior in HS. I still cringe..

7. Ok but this DOES make sense, "Blueberrypancakes90."

Ellen the Generous

8. Everyone loves a pancake museum, "EuphraDeeznuts."

That IHOP is the International House of Pancakes.

I never made the connection that they were the same thing, so until recently I thought the International House of Pancakes was like a hall of fame-type museum restaurant...for pancakes.

9. Gwence should be her parody project, "dizzybones_."

I thought Gwen Stefani’s name was Gwence Defani until I was like 20 lol

10. WHAT? "UltimateItalion."

That the ribs my siblings and I ate as kids were not from velociraptors. My dad and mom had always called them velociraptor ribs for some reason and I guess we just figured our dad was so big and awesome that it made sense that he would often go out and kill dinosaurs for us to eat. I don't think I found out until I was in junior high that they were just regular ribs.

11. Yikes, "3311gojw."

That Washington D.C wasn't in the state of Washington...

12. This is nuts, "JagerKitteh."

That limes weren’t un-ripe lemons.

13. He should've been! "chillax87."

That Martin Luther King Jr. was never president. I found out I was wrong when Obama became president.

14. Damn, "AussiePickle27."

I thought buffalos were birds, and buffalo wings were from said birds

15. States are hard, "white_grey_black."

That West Virginia was a state. I always assumed it worked like "Southern California / Northern California" and "Texas / West Texas"

I was a sophomore in highschool.

16. OH NO, "JKell18."

Thought an orgasm and an organism were the same thing.

Gave an entire speech to my class at 13 years old, first month at a new school, about how I wanted to be a marine biologist and work with marine orgasms. Everyone was laughing and I didn't know why. The teacher didn't say anything just laughed along as well. A girl I'd just made friends with had to fill me in after class.

Turns out, they are definitely not the same thing.

News show criticized for interviewing a white supremacist about Meghan Markle.

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The United Kingdom is in crisis. The Prime Minister's Brexit plans have been defeated in Parliament—his own brother resigned (lol)—and they could be headed for a snap election. His Royal Highness Prince Andrew has been implicated in Jeffrey Epstein's sex trafficking ring. With crises on both the constitutional and monarchy sides of the constitutional monarchy, the press is focusing on the real issue: the fact that Meghan Markle exists.

The Australian show 60 Minutes is releasing a special in which they scrutinize the new mother's every move, and hypothesize what her dead mother-in-law would say.

While this seems like standard tabloid fare (SCANDAL! LIES! ABUSE!), it's a bit more sinister than your average media hounding that killed Princess Diana. 60 Minutes gave a platform to known bigot Katie Hopkins, who is famous for saying nasty sh*t.

She blamed the Pittsburgh synagogue massacre on the Jewish community's support for immigrants, echoing the shooter. She called Africans "cockroaches." She gets retweeted by Donald Trump—so you know she's a nightmare.

Hopkins calling Meghan "insufferable" is like the pot calling the kettle a cockroach.

Damned if you glow, damned if you don't.

People, including Jameela Jamil, are calling out 60 Minutes Australia for giving this racist a platform on which to be racist.

Hopkins is rejoicing in the attention, taking the opportunity to call Meghan fake on her wedding day.

Congrats on the attention, Katie. You're still never going to be a duchess.

People have questions about this heavily-photoshopped Jennifer Aniston magazine cover.

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Jennifer Aniston doesn't age because she unlocked the fountain of youth when she was paid $1 million per episode for the "Friends" final season.

She is an incredibly wealthy, immortal robot sent from a faraway planet to make women everywhere feel bad about themselves. Why doesn't she have wrinkles? Why is her hair so thick and luxurious? I knew Hollywood could buy you fancy clothes and a stylist but how does she look perpetually in her early thirties? It's scary.

However, her newest look is raising some eyebrows as she appears to be incredibly too...tan? I'm going to give her the benefit of the doubt because it's the end of summer and she lives in sunny California. That being said, I've never seen a white woman with blue eyes get THAT tan unless it was from a pre-prom spray addiction. Naturally, Twitter had a lot of questions.

Why, In Style? Why?

Hmm...We're going to need an explanation from In Style about this.

Men who have been sexually harassed are sharing their experiences.

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Sexual harassment is a huge problem for women, but the problem also impacts men and boys. And sadly, when males are victims of abuse, the problem often isn't taken as seriously. But just because someone is male doesn't make their experiences with abuse any less valid. Men and boys are sharing their stories on Reddit and they serve as a powerful reminder that sexual abuse can have lasting psychological damage, regardless of the gender of perpetrator or victim.

Trigger warning: contains stories of rape, assault and abuse.

1.) From sharkprofile:

Tired and stranded at Denver Airport as an 18 year old trying to fly home from college The airport was nearly completely empty and it was in the middle of the night. I was exhausted and fell asleep on a bench only to wake up to an airport janitor with his hand in my pants. I immediately sat up and pushed him away. He was smiling and saying something in an eastern European accent. I left the area and went to the other side of the terminal.. but I was so tired I feel asleep again and again woke up to this same creep groping me. This was in the 1980's before ubiquitous cameras and there were no cops around... not that I would have been able to tell- I was embarrassed and traumatized. I can still see his creepy smile and I was so angry and afraid.

2.) From Kompis_333:

A girl from my uni course got her significantly larger friend to come up to me in a club and physically force us together. I tried saying no and that I didn’t want to numerous times but she ended up kissing me and biting me. I managed to push her off and get out of there but I really struggle to be around her now. No one else treats it very seriously either.

3.) From meatywood:

I was at a party and, later in the evening, the hostess and her friend pulled me to the floor and tried to unzip my pants to measure my penis. One of them had a ruler. It was actually a struggle to break away from them. They thought it was funny, I did not.

Edit: This was back in the late 80s. A different time. I never gave a thought of being sexually harassed or assaulted but I did feel kind of humiliated and uncomfortable after. They were part of my circle of friends. I was pretty young and they were a bit older. It was a struggle to break away without hurting them. I was concerned about being seen as the aggressor. Both of their husbands were there but I don't think they knew this went down. There were a lot of people around but it was kind of dark in the house by this time. It's been over 30 years and I haven't seen them in a long time but I still remember their names.

4.) From montymaximus:

When I was younger, a number of my male classmates started dry humping me for fun. I was a very small kid so I really couldn’t do anything to push back them back. After every turn, each of them would stand up and show their bulging erections.

I’m a straight guy, by the way, and that experience still haunts me to this day.

5.) From ih8forcedlogins:

The old lady cashiers at the grocery store used to kick the shopping baskets over to me and ask me to bend over and pick them up for them and stuff like that. Then they would say “Ooo” when I did and make comments and other nonsense. It was odd. I was 16/17... they were 40s / 50s

6.) From Tzar_Chasm96:

I was at a bar that was my regular watering hole, and I was bent over the counter talking to the bartender (it was loud as f*ck and we needed to hear each other). I have hair halfway down my back, and was bent over with my shoulders rounded and half hidden under my hair. Some f*ck nut decided to grope me, thinking I was a woman, he grabbed my a*s and rammed his fingers into my taint, right where one would expect to find a vagina. He didn't. I was not amused, but he nearly shat himself when the "woman" he groped turned around and was a 6'3" very angry man. I let the bouncer know, and he kept and eye on him and ended up throwing him out later.

7.) From thatskindamean:

Okay... Haven't shared this story before.

I had a friend who seemed cool. We went to a party, I went with my GF at the time and she came along, we were talking, both got drunk. My girlfriend was over talking to a couple of her friends. This girl started touching me, I shrugged it off at the time. and then she went in for a kiss, I backed away and she tried grabbing my private parts and shit.

Eventually, I went outside and that girl told my GF that I was touching her and shit and then my GF got pissed and confronted me about it.

Long story short we dated for a few more months, she believed in me, I cut ties with the other girl.

8.) From HauntingOutcome:

Worked behind a bar. One woman in particular always always inappropriate, which grew louder the more she came in and the more she drank. Weirdly it was in front of her husband and daughter (also drunk - she was 50+, daughter was 16-18).

Escalated to physical grabbing, groping and at one point yanking my tie and pulling me toward her. Luckily the bar taps were too tall and the bar was too wide for her to get close enough to do anything.

Also groped in a supermarket once, didn't even see who did it. I don't think I'm even attractive.

9.) From pmme_your_ladybits:

Was at an outdoor concert when a middle aged woman backed up into me and started dancing and rubbing her a*s on my crotch. I backed up, and she backed up into me over and over before I told her to stop. I turned to my friend and started talking to him when she basically put me in a headlock and started trying to make out with me. I struggled to get free while my friends laughed and took pictures/videos. Those pictures and videos then got sent around our friend group and I got made fun of for "making out with an old, fat woman."

Edit: to those saying I should ditch those friends. Some I did, some apologized. I’m not one to hold grudges for the most part.

10.) From DefenderOfDog:

A girl in my school just went around grabbing guys junk and she never got in any trouble

11.) From mac4812:

I had a co worker always joke about wanting to give BJs in the backroom.... While one day in the back room she tried. Worst part she is married with two kids.

12.) From mejok:

It was not terribly serious but was uncomfortable. When I was 19 my boss (a woman in her 40s) was going through a pretty nasty divorce which had its roots in the in the fact that her husband had been having an affair with a much younger woman. On several occasions when she and I were the only people left in the office at the end of the day she mentioned that she'd love to f*ck some young college guy because it would help her get over the trauma of her husband's cheating. It seemed pretty apparent that she was asking me if I wanted to go bang. It never seemed like a terribly serious issue though because that was never coupled with any kind of comments about my job security. My interpretation was the she literally just wanted to have some "hot sex" with a young stud and I was the only young guy she knew. I always just kind of ignored the comments or made jokes about it and then got out of the office as quick as I could.

The more serious thing was that I once got passed out drunk at a party. There was a girl at the party who had a crush on me but I was in no way interested in her. I woke up in the middle of the night to her giving me a handjob.

13.) From ionwesker:

I am a guy with long hair

I can't count how many times I have had other guys stick their hands down the back of my jeans to cop a feel.

14.) From OkImWithYouFellas:

My sister had friends over for a pool party for her 16th birthday. I was 13 and doing my best to be the annoying brother. At one point they ganged up on me and took off my bathing suit while by the side of the pool and threw it in a tree. I jumped in the pool because I didn't want anybody to see my shortcomings. There was grabbing and trying to see it which they all did since you need your arms to swim. I was groped and prodded. One good thing about growing up pre-smart phone i guess was there's no photographic evidence. Eventually my mom came out because I was yelling and it stopped but it was a bad day. I got in trouble for bothering her and her friends on her birthday.

15.) From Analytica0:

Bartending, it happens. All sorts of stories but it comes with the territory......to an extent.

I put a stop to it pretty quickly when it crosses a line and bring in security if it doesn't stop and have the offender/s escorted out of the bar.

Worst instance was at a private event where both of the hosts cornered me in the basement laundry room and tried to take off my cloths. They were grabbing my crotch the whole time and trying to pull out my junk. So, knowing they were both pretty drunk and I can decisively overpower either of them, I deescalated the situation and defended myself. One of the hosts ended up in the laundry tub (his fat a*s was stuck in there after I tossed him) and the other I locked into a storage room and barricaded the door with a tool car and shelving. I didn't get paid but they also didn't have a bartender for the last 3 hours of their party.

16.) From Charlie_Im_Pregnant:

I used to work in a grocery store. One of the cashiers was openly into me. Whenever I had to go through her line, she would refuse to ring me up unless I'd agree to go on a date with her. Lots of customers and other staff laughing and egging her on. It's a weird type of powerlessness, because of the switched genders and how everyone else was reacting. Confusingly humiliating.

I was a manager at the time, and had to have a conversation with her manager about what was happening. It stopped soon after.

17.) From YoMomIsANiceLady:

I have pretty long hair and this one time I was at a concert and someone smacked my a*s from behind. I turned around and the guy saw my beard and turned red in face. "Sorry, I thought you were a girl" How in the f*ck would me being a girl make this okay?

18.) From cdoherty1:

I worked in a supermarket and as a gay man, a couple of the other gay guys that worked there thought it was fair game to grope and grab as much as they liked. Not the biggest issue ever but I didn’t appreciate it.

19.) From Cahnis:

Dude tried to grab my junk at the bathroom urinal.

20.) From ShinySpoon:

Two situations:

  1. I was 16yo and working at my 2nd job ever (pizza place) and the manager was 19yo. She made it clear that if I ever wanted to do anything other than wash pans and dishes that I needed to service her.

  2. I worked at walmart back in 1991 and there was a much older (40+)woman (I was 20yo) that would always find ways to rub against me and hint at wanting to "give me experience".

I had forgotten about both experiences until the #metoo thing hit on twitter and women said men had no idea what it was like to be sexually intimidated in the workplace.

If you or someone you love is a victim of sexual abuse, you can talk to someone on the phone or chat online at RAINN.org.

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