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5 people (maybe) having a worse Monday than you.

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To say that things are difficult right now is a massive understatement. The pandemic and possible recession make the news feel like the prologue to a dystopian novel, and for that reason, we still want to take this opportunity to have comic relief by faking fun of people like the Duchess of Cambridge and others who make us laugh.

5. Kate Middleton, because the British media is calling her out.

Smile for the camera, but not for the Duchess of Sussex.

Are we petty for finding this fun? Probably. Is Kate petty for not being openly gracious to her sister-in-law Meghan? Definitely.

Last week, Meghan and Harry had a family reunion in the UK for their farewell run of royal engagements.

All eyes were on Meghan's glamorous wardrobe, and seeing how she'd interact with the Regina George of Kensington Palace, Kate Middleton.

Photos from the Commonwealth Day service at Westminster Abbey and March 9th show Meghan smiling and waving at them, but the future king and queen seemed to give their counterparts the cold shoulder.

Yesterday, The Guardianpublished an editorial called "With Meghan and Harry, Kate reveals she is up to carrying out that vital royal duty… bearing a grudge against relatives," and it hilariously accuses her of being cold:

...blanking rarely-seen family members in a church, in public, isn’t the most civilised example from the Cambridges, future leaders of the family that, according to its own website, symbolically unifies the nation. Some viciously divorced civilians do better than this every week. Moreover, beaming impartially at friends and enemies is not even, unlike the Cambridges, a vital part of their day job.

Royals are literally paid by taxpayers to smile and wave. If Will and Kate aren't up for the job, maybe they should pull a Meghan and Harry and bounce?


4. The brothers who bought 17,700 bottles of hand sanitizer and got shut down by the Tennessee Attorney General for price gouging.

Tenessee men Noah and Matt Colvin were immoral enough to buy out all of the life-saving supplies in rural areas—and then were stupid enough to give an interview to the frickin' New York Times about it.

Colvin was an attempted pandemic profiteer, who according to the Times, "took a 1,300-mile road trip across Tennessee and into Kentucky, filling a U-Haul truck with thousands of bottles of hand sanitizer and thousands of packs of antibacterial wipes, mostly from 'little hole-in-the-wall dollar stores in the backwoods.'"

Amazon and eBay pulled their accounts for price gouging, leaving the bros with nowhere to sell their stock. Luckily, the Tennessee Attorney General came up with a solution: seize them.

Think twice next time you try to try to exploit a humanitarian crisis for personal gain.


3. Senator Marco Rubio, because he's trending for confusing "marshall" and "martial."

"'Martial' is my favorite character on 'How I Met Your Mother.'"

The number one trend on Twitter on Monday morning wasn't about the coronavirus or quarantine, but about Marshall.

The viral trend can be traced back to Senator Marco Rubio (R-FL), who tried to calm Americans' fears about the pandemic, only to increase their anxiety about his intelligence.

The senator told people to stop spreading rumors about "marshall law," presumably meaning to say "Martial Law," which is that thing when governments suspend the regular rule of law in favor of direct military control.

This flub provided everyone with the hilarious opportunity to ask, "Who is Marshall?"

Hmm, perhaps next crisis, we should try not having stupid people in power.


2. The shopper who got shown on the news who so clearly didn't want to be shown on the news.

#NoPhotos

A British woman named Saskia became a viral meme after she hilariously freaked out after spotting a camera while emerging from the grocery store.

Over 77,000 shares later, she took to TikTok to tease that no, she was not hiding from work, and if she gets enough likes, she'll explain what really went down.

Watch this space.


1. The Canadian girl who became the face of "stupidity" during coronavirus.

The dude on the left is laughing at her, and so is the world.

Nothing can stop college students from partying the weekend before St. Patrick's Day—not even a pandemic in which large group gatherings can put exponentially more people at risk of disease.

A reporter in Kingston, Ontario was on-the-scene at Queen's University talking to college students who proved that not all Canadians are nice. These teens set aside the public health emergency and necessity of Flattening The Curve to get drunk, including this student who has a compromised immune system.

People are calling her "Typhoid Becky," and going as far as to wonder whether or not she is a "bad person."

Just stay the F home. Not only because of coronavirus, but because you're susceptible to being publicly shamed.


27 people share the incident at a wedding that made it obvious the couple was doomed.

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Just because a couple shouldn't be together doesn't mean they won't force everyone they know to get together and watch them declare their commitment to love each other until they die. We've all been to a wedding of a doomed couple where the best possible outcome is an amicable divorce. And since weddings tend to put a strain even on healthy, happy relationships, sh*t can really hit the fan if the couple is already in a bad place. These are the moments that make you regret dropping 100$ to buy them a new set of dishware that is likely going to end up getting thrown against a wall.

Someone asked Reddit: "what happened at a wedding that made it obvious that the bride and groom shouldn’t be getting married? Are they still together?" These 27 people who have attended weddings of obviously-doomed couples share their stories:

1.) From mobius153:

My sister-in-law got married last fall and after the ceremony they got in an epic fight over the marriage certificate and didn't come to the reception until 2 hours after it started. A week later, they separated for a few weeks while trashing each other on Facebook. They're still together and she's now pregnant.

Edit: I also photographed this wedding and it was the most stressful professional experience I've ever had. I forgot to mention too that the groom and groomsmen dropped a bunch if acid before the ceremony and continued into the reception. He freaked out, had a panic attack, and left.

2.) From MyHandleisHandle:

When the priest equivalent said "You may kiss the bride" she turned so that it would be a kiss on the cheek. Even as a child that set off alarm bells. They have been divorced for a long time.

3.) ​​​​​​From Ankekid:

They got married after a ten year relationship. The wedding was painful to watch as they had such a bad fight the night before they barely spoke to each other all day, hardly looked at each other. They split up 8 weeks later.

4.) From wehnaje:

On their first dance, he kept trying to kiss her and she would avoid it very subtlety. I noticed that and thought “mmm I don’t think she loves him”. I wasn’t wrong, they divorced within the first year.

5.) From oatwife:

The groom drunkenly cornered my roommate and demanded a blow job as a wedding gift. Apparently he was under the mistaken impression that all gay men are excited to give pretty much anyone a blow job at any time. My roommate declined the invitation.

Shockingly, that marriage did not last.

6.) From ALinLOSANGELES:

Shortly after the ceremony the groom announced to everyone including his bride (my niece), that he had enlisted in the Navy and was due to report in a few weeks.

She was beyond surprised, They didn't even make it a year.

7.) From RubyShyne:

My good friend was marrying this guy. We will call him Ned. Ned definitely had a drinking problem that everyone swept under the rug. He promised my friend he would keep it under wraps for the wedding. He made it down the isle but by the reception he was binge drinking.

By then end of the night the groom Ned, completely dissapeared. No one could find him. A few nervous laughs turned into mild panic when the lights were turned on in an effort to find him. My husband decided to go look for him in the parking lot where he finds ned on his lips in the dirt. He had smoked a joint and got the spins. My husband tried to talk sense into him reminding him "this is your wedding dude!"

He got Ned to come inside and did the most cringy walk of shame past the bride's family who was very cross with him. Ned was supposed to drive them 11 miles from the venue to their hotel in bride's grandfather's vintage Corvette. He was too drunk to drive so the brides grandfather drove them and the bride had to sit on the middle armrest with no seatbelts.

Grandpa drops them at the hotel. Bride barely gets groom up to the room where he passes out on the bed. Bride had to wander the halls looking for someone to help her out of her wedding dress since her groom was passed out drunk.

The word annulment was definitely floating around that next morning. As crushed as the bride was she stuck it out. 3 years later they are now separated and divorcing because he is still a drunk.

8.) From Andwhy99:

At a friends wedding ( 2 years ago) the bride kept the bar open until 3 am after the groom went home at 10pm. She kept telling everyone that she is just with him because he has money and a flat.

They are now going through a divorce after she cheated on him

9.) From cyaos:

We were good friends with a couple who fought all the time. She wanted to get married desperately and he was indifferent. After years of nagging he finally proposed. On the day of the wedding, right before he walked out, he looked at us and sighed "Well, maybe now she will stop nagging at me and finally be fucking happy"

They are now divorced - she cheated on him with some guy she used to date.

10.) From catsnstuff_:

He was caught doing coke in the car before the wedding started. The bride was pregnant at the time. They’re still married. Fight constantly and now want another baby.

11.) From trabbaro:

The bride got so drunk that the bar cut her (and everyone else) off. The groom was also drunk. People started leaving at midnight, and the bride got mad and yelled about how they were all "ruining" her wedding because she wanted to dance and drink more.

I was their designated driver to get them to their hotel.

The entire drive there, they fought. She berated him. He cried. That was a long 20 minute drive. I could have scrubbed vomit out with cleaners, but the awkwardness has stained that car forever.

They've been together 7 years. Their daughter, born 9 months after the wedding, is adorable.

¯\_ (ツ)_/¯

12.) From birdhouseinursoul:

During the cake cutting he smashed cake in her face. She immediately started crying and went to the bathroom for about 30 mins. Then they got into a huge fight and barely spoke the rest of the night. Shockingly they are still married, but they still fight all the time. She's my friend from college so we keep in touch occasionally. She never has good things to say about him.

13.) ​​​​​​​From jbr0ad:

Bride got drunk and started screaming about how much she hated her in-laws... who were obviously within earshot. They lasted a few years, had kids, and unfortunately are spending thousands in a nasty divorce right now.

14.) ​​​​​​​From PapillonMom:

About an hour before my cousin’s wedding she made the comment that her next wedding wasn’t going to be as big and complicated. She was right- her 2nd wedding was super small.

15.) From persephonenyc:

My brothers wedding. It was super uncomfortable and awkward during their engagement. My parents kept asking him if he was sure, he said yes. Then came the wedding. Super small. When they said to kiss, they both went in for a peck, but she turned her face at the last minute so he kissed her cheek. My husband yelled for them to do it again (I was also their wedding photographer and he knew I didn’t get a good shot). The marriage only got weirder and worse from there. They acted like they were on an awkward first date every day. Finally a year later they divorced.

16.) From RobertDentist:

While getting up the stairs, the groom stepped on the bride’s gown, she turned and slapped him and called him blind. He turned the other way and left.

17.) ​​​​​​​From ohheycole:

Husband disappeared two hours in to a six hour reception because he was bored. Just went into the house and hung out on his phone. It was a chill ranch thing with games and drinking and dancing. Adults only.

Also I didnt meet him until the wedding while we (me and the bride) hung out pretty frequently. So there was some lead up to that didnt help.

He wasnt cheating, just watching golf videos.

Edit also they lasted less than two months.

Second edit for clarity:

They didnt divorce because of that. Dude 180d as soon as the ring was on. Going golfing every night for hours with different groups of people. She asked him to limit it to a couple times a week. She suggested therapy. He blew her off. She got out and is much happier.

The wedding was semi-destination, 6 hours away. His friends drove out there and he ditched them too. The reception was more bon fire-y with free booze and yard games. Stuff both of them had done before with his friends. He bounced right after the obligatory wedding stuff when we finally got to do fun things.

I could try and psychoanalyze what he was thinking, but who knows. Probably some kind of regret.

18.) From gillybomb101:

The bride and groom both got coked up and got into some kind of argument over the bride wanting him to help her undo her dress. It ended with the groom beating the bride beyond recognition and being arrested. He was charged and given a restraining order and their marriage lasted one day.

19.) ​​​​​​​From hokeyWB:

The groom had his car stolen on the morning of the wedding and spent the whole day swearing and punching inanimate objects because, as we all heard a thousand times that day, not only was it "the most important thing in his life" it also wasn't insured.

The wedding was at a boy scout hall, for no apparent reason... and the reception was in the cafeteria at one of those Underwater World places with the glass tunnel, but no one was allowed to go see the fish because, get this, the whole day had a Lion King theme.

Then towards the end of the night the bride beat one of the bridesmaids half to death because she caught her fucking a groomsman who she tearfully admonished for "cheating on her'.

I have no idea how long the marriage lasted for, I never saw or heard from them again.

20.) ​​​​​​From sarahsuebob:

Not so much evidence that they shouldn’t have been together but evidence that my SIL is just a horrible, thoughtless person...

The wedding was supposed to start at 3:00 pm. At 3, she was getting in a bathtub in her hotel room to “unwind” before starting to get ready. All of us bridesmaids were already ready. I had to call my mom and tell her that we were at least an hour out. My brother was there waiting already.

Oh, and it was October (Halloween), around 40F and windy, and it was an outdoor wedding in a park with no indoor venue attached. Their poor guests ended up waiting more than an hour and a half.

The divorce papers have been filed and should be final within a few months.

21.) ​​​​​​​From AppleRhubarbCrumble:

A wedding guest looking out of the window beamed at the groom waiting at the altar and said "She's here!" and the groom jokingly pretended to run away.

It went down like a lead balloon because he had actually run away the previous year, literally went out to the shops and didn't come back for eight weeks, while she was pregnant with their first child.

The bride's mother gave him a look that would have wilted the wedding flowers and happy chatter in the room turned to frosty silence - just in time for the entrance of the bride.

They are still together many years later and have had more children together but I wouldn't describe them as happily married.

22.) ​​​​​​​From Ibn-batoota:

Bride's father ran away with groom's mother on the day of their wedding.

23.) From pickmeacoolname:

He was so hammered he could barely stand for his vows and they got in a huge fight at the reception, lasted less than a year.

24.) From 75joking25serious:

Worked as a cook for a 4 year in advance booked wedding spot. I would prep 4 days, work 1 wedding and have my days off. My weddings were saturdays.
I'd never see the ceremony(often off site, if on site, i was busy).
so this one wedding-
-people complained about the sun reflecting off the water, they booked the time and place themselves. refuse all help, but blamed us for not HAVING A SUN SHIELD OF SOME SORT

-had 100 more people there than planned(party), and we ran out of food(40 and 140 are two different beasts)
-begins to turn to a coke party, 30 seconds after the food. like.... everyone went to their cars and the washrooms. i mean 100 people at once. bride and groom, their parents.
-strung up, the poor DJ got his work in. bride would come in and grab his wrists, telling him to change songs every 45 seconds. PLay this now. now this.
-people started whispering a bunch. like, everywhere. there was something up.
-more coke
-more whispers. the security guy comes up to me and tells me the new husband is passed out in his car, dead drunk. car is running.
-new wife is now looooose and fucks someone(it is unknown who, not husband) behind out garbage cans.

25.) From Traiz3r:

She was barely around during the reception and no one could find the bride.

2 weeks later she was already cheating on her husband. They were divorced in less than a year.

26.) From jbadams:

The wedding was fake!

'Bride' and 'groom' were quite young and dated happily for several months. Bride was in a hurry to settle down - I think to fit in with our friendship group who had or were doing the same - and pushed for engagement, and groom was reasonably happy to oblige but not ready to take the next step and wanted a long engagement. Bride began pushing to set wedding dates almost immediately.

Groom's mother and father were unwell with both physical and mental health issues.

Getting closer to the wedding date, groom made it known that he loved bride but wasn't ready to settle down yet. Bride wasn't having any of it and complained to her own immediate family about this, who start harassing groom's parents about how he's a dog, mistreating their daughter, etc. Groom agrees to go ahead with the wedding if Bride's family leave his parents alone.

Wife wasn't happy with this, and called the celebrant "to talk some sense into him".

Celebrant refused to perform a wedding where one party wasn't on board.

Bride insisted the event go ahead, and that they pretend it was real - but with a bunch of guests who had been married or attended weddings recently we all immediately noticed the celebrant didn't say the words legally required for marriage (EDIT: in Australia, evidently this isn't a requirement elsewhere.), and no paperwork was signed.

Groom's parents refused to attend the reception, leaving table 1 half empty, and not paying for the bar service. Guests took back their gifts. Bride and groom avoided each other the entire time except for a super awkward first dance. The whole thing was super surreal and awkward.

They split up a couple of months later.

27.) From Itabliss:

Um... well...

At her bachelorette party she broke down (drunk) and told us that she knew she shouldn’t marry him and that she knew it wouldn’t work. We begged her not to go through with it. But she did.

On the day of the wedding, his uncle pulled him aside and said “You don’t have to do this.” While counting out $100 dollar bills.

The wedding was delayed due to a storm. This caused the bride to get angry and snap at everyone who even tried to talk to her.

Finally the storm let up and the wedding took place. Mid reception the bride angrily stormed out of the reception. And that kind broke up the festivities.

No, no they are not still married. She started cheating on her husband less than a year in and they divorced shortly thereafter.

This was 15-16 years ago. He remarried a year or so later, and is still married to that woman. She just finished up her second divorce. I haven’t talked to her in years because, well, she’s a really toxic person who does not see how her actions contribute directly to her misery and I no longer live in our tiny home town, so I don’t have to be friends with shitty people i don’t like that much anyway.

Gen Xers claim to be most prepared for social distancing, Millennials and Gen Z respond.

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There's a lot of tension between Baby Boomers, Millennials, Gen X, and Gen Z currently.

While sometimes the roasting and teasing is playful like the "Ok, Boomer" meme, things are getting serious now due to the global outbreak of COVID-19.

Now more than ever, the priority in the United States is to flatten the curve.

Stay home to protect yourself and the people you love! Bring the St. Patrick's day green beer to your house. Crowded bars and parties can wait. And please, no matter what, don't lick airplane toilets...

Of course, social distancing recommendations and mandates have caused a debate between the generations.

If you don't know where you land, here's a helpful chart to break it down:

Gen X is taking credit for being the best at surviving the quarantine, but Millennial and Gen Z disagree. While I can't say for sure that Gen X is handling everything the best, I do know it's not Boomers and Gen Zers who are currently still flooding the open bars and restaurants...(guilty Millennials turn yourself in now!)

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Stay safe, everyone!

25 retail workers share their craziest stories of shoppers prepping for 'coronapocalypse.'

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You can't blame people for wanting to be prepared for the coronavirus pandemic. Especially since there is a lot of uncertainty about how long we will be cooped up in our homes. But, as anyone whose braved a Target or Trader Joe's in the past week can confirm, "preparation" has given way to full-on panic-shopping. And retail workers are the ones forced to deal with hoards of panicked shoppers fighting over toilet paper roles and canned beans as they prep for the "coronapocalypse."

Someone asked retail workers of Reddit: "what apocalypse prepping induced insanity have you guys seen so far?" These 25 people who work in retail share their craziest stories from the front lines:

1.) From reddawgmcm:

People at my store treating a pallet of toilet paper coming out of the back like it’s 1997 and we just wheeled out tickle me Elmo.

Not a single pack made it to the shelf

2.) From c_chan21:

We have a sign. 2 hand sanitizers limit per person.

Dude just walks up trying to take two cases.

3.) From Lilly1950:

I work at a supermarket in the UK. Over the last 3 days people have been frantically buying toilet rolls, pasta, baked beans, chopped tomatoes and lots of wine. There hasn't been any hand gels or soap in for days. It really is like they are shopping for an apocalypse

4.) From matchstickmirages:

I saw someone buying two large crates of beer and a giant brick of cheese. Nothing else.

5.) From Benjamin-Ziegler:

Everyone is coming in to get computers fixed. They all either want a newer cheap one, or are lining up at the repair desk to get them fixed. Lots of old people just now trying to understand how to use skype and buying webcams too.

6.) From SwordTaster:

No pasta, no hand sanitizer, no paracetamol or ibuprofen, no antibacterial wipes, no toilet paper, no hand soap. Yet we still have plenty of regular soap and pasta sauces. Apparently people don't care if their hands are clean if it's a bar of soap that cleaned them it's not good enough. And they plan on eating plain pasta until it gives them explosive diarrhea.

7.) From phormix:

The funniest thing I've seen as a Canadian is the canned beans aisle.

There are baked beans. There are BBQ beans. Plain beans. Beans in tomato sauce. Chili beans. Lots of 'em.

But there's a 2ft column of the aisle that's completely bare. That's where the Maple beans used to be....

8.) From nerdious_maximus:

I work at a home Depot in Maryland, and yesterday when the announcement went out that the schools were closing everyone went nuts. We sold the rest of our stock of toilet paper (six whole pallets) and most of our other cleaning supplies in the three hours after the announcement

I never thought that I, a worker at a hardware store, would have to listen with a sense of realism to the phrase "Watch out for toilet paper looters"

9.) From astrakhan42:

In Florida we're pretty calm. Normally this kind of mania happens yearly at the start of hurricane season, so a lot of people are decently stocked already. Plus quarantined doesn't mean losing electricity or having to put up metal shutters so this is downright easy in comparison.

10.) From Taysby:

I work in a furniture store. Needless to say all the doomsday prepping seems to be happening elsewhere.

IM SO BOOOOOOORRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEDDDDDDD!!!

11.) From OverlyBakedPotato666:

Four carts of crap. Over $1,000 worth. 'I NEED PEANUTS. WHERE IS THE SOAP, I NEED TO STOCK UP ON KOMBUCHA'. all the frozen stuff, bread, beans LOTS of beans. Meat. Its like Doomsday Preppers

12.) From Nievvein:

My state currently has 14 confirmed cases, only 1 is near where I live. As of today when I left work --

We are out of: rice, beans, ramen, water, toilet paper, paper towels, disinfectant wipes and spray, hand sanitizer, hand soap

We are running out of: frozen veggies, canned veggies, lentils, fruit cups, milk, pasta, pasta sauce, bleach

Craziest thing I saw: Some family spraying their entire cart and purchases down with lysol before leaving.

13.) From Dbaofdoom:

My 3/4 full bottle of hand sanitizer that I keep on my desk at work was stolen.

14.) From I-am-a-human-male:

Canadian Grocery Store Worker at a "higher end" store.

0 Confirmed cases in our area.

All the "discount" stores have been sold out of staples so our customers have increased ten-fold.

We're getting holiday volumes in sales.

Our suppliers have told us they can't keep up, and we will be receiving less and less.

We will be getting no fresh produce for a week now.

Shelves are empty (toliet paper, paper towel, pasta sauce, Lysol wipes)

Customers are asking for shelf stable milk.

By tomorrow we will be sold out of bread (a week's worth sold in 1.5 days)

People are paying our ungodly prices for cleaning supplies (our normal price is ungodly. 3X more than Walmart)

People are cancelling cake orders, fruit trays, deli trays, etc. As their events are cancelled.

Our original policy of "work sick until you're hospitalized" has been changed to being forced home if you cough or sneeze, and not allowed back.

All cashiers are open, yet lines are still running to the back of the store.

15.) From Johnny2256:

I work at a food lion, a f*cking food lion ok. Everybody from the tri state area showed up because we were the only ones with water and toilet paper. I had a line that went back to the eggs, hung a left, went passed the hanging munchkin and all the f*cking way to emerald city alright. F*CK.

16.) ​​​​​​​From SchenkelMcDoo:

Yesterday we got an entire pallet of assorted ramen and I decided to just unwrap it and drag it to the sales floor. The vultures picked it clean in about an hour.

17.) From DONTEATCARS:

every single mask we sell is gone. Then our store started selling 2 masks (that dont do anything just crappy paper ones) for $40. I died a little bit.

18.) ​​​​​​​From theysami:

I work at WinCo and omg the amount of people that came through our store last night was insane. People waited in line for 3 hours just to get like a quarter of a cart of food! I felt bad for those who had to do just regular grocery shopping.

19.) ​​​​​​​From bigbruvmoment:

Here in a 73K population city in NE Arkansas, there is no toilet paper, lysol, germ-x, or big ass bottles of bleach. Had a friend (they work in target) tell me that some guy was trying to buy 50 12-roll packs of toilet paper, ultimately he left angry because the limit to buy in bulk is 8-10. Too bad for him, better for people who need it.

20.) ​​​​​​​From res30stupid:

Work in a supermarket. We've had to issue caps on how much toilet paper people are buying due to Coronavirus as people are buying shit up in case the worst happens. The meat and fresh veggie aisles are wiped out as well and a larger, 24-hour branch has had to close for three days due to not having enough to sell.

And yet, the tinned, non-perishable goods which can survive for a long time and are on sale aren't selling.

21.) ​​​​​​​From lolabythebay:

Every school district in the county closed today. I had just climbed off the fitting room floor, where three preteen girls had locked the doors for shits and giggles, when a customer informed me there were young boys trying to break into cars in the parking lot.

So we're basically one step removed from "roving bands of feral children" here.

Edited to add that we're an off-price retailer selling absolutely nothing that could be considered essential for emergency preparedness.

22.) ​​​​​​​From quichelover69:

Had a customer barge into the staff break room demanding toilet paper. Guess she thought we were hiding it from her?

23.) ​​​​​​​From oinksatme:

I work at Lowe's and all of the paper toilet seat covers keep disappearing from every stall in both restrooms

24.) ​​​​​​​From lilly47:

Someone got upset at me because I didn’t know the recipe to make hand sanitizer. She said “you guys are sold out so what am I supposed to do? How can you sell out and not tell your customers how to make it themselves?” I said “ma’am I’m a target cashier not a scientist. Hand soap is just as effective.” And she said “that’s not what I want.”, scoffed, and walked off.

25.) ​​​​​​​From njc402:

one lady asked my manager if we had anymore toilet paper and when my manager politely said we ran out the lady replied with “you should be hung”

Woman gets trapped naked on spa fire escape, shares story to cheer up internet.

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We could all use a palate cleanser from the onslaught of coronavirus related news. Every day there is a new crop of warnings and restrictions (depending on where you live), and while it's crucial to stay informed in order to protect our communities, it's also healthy to slow down, take a breath, and look away from the terror for moments of laughter and respite.

As a way of lightening her timeline, the writer Anbara Salam shared an embarrassing story detailing a visit to a spa in Germany roughly a decade ago.

She set the scene by clarifying that she does not speak German, and this spa trip was made with her boyfriend at the time.

When Salam and her boyfriend agreed to meet in the cafe, she accidentally took the wrong door and found herself in the fire escape.

Salam quickly found herself naked and locked out into a stairwell that lead to a room full of industrial fans.

After a bout of anxious naked running, Salam eventually found a lift elevator and quickly jumped inside, hoping to find her final escape.

After hearing an announcement on the loudspeaker that she was certain was about her, Salam was eventually coldly greeted by a fully clothed man who did not bring her a towel.

Not only did the mysterious German man NOT give Salam a towel, but he proceeded to coldly direct her to leave the building in order to re-enter the spa from the street, completely naked.

At that moment, Salam completely disassociated and transcended her shame in a nude fugue state, while families and passersby pointed and talked.

When she got inside, reception was so busy an employee had to yell to a crowd in order to usher Salam to the front, where an older woman gave her a pool float shaped like a lobster.

Despite being completely naked and humiliated, with nothing but a lobster as covering, Salam was prodded for an ID she obviously did not have.

After all of this disorientation, embarrassment, and mild trauma, when Salam finally was ushered into the cafe where she found her (ex) boyfriend, he treated her with grumpiness.

This is perhaps, one of the many reasons he is now an ex.

Salam's story quickly went viral and inspired both laughter and solidarity.

One woman emphasized extra with Salam, and felt compelled to share her own experience of losing a skirt in an escalator.

If there is any lesson to be learned from Salam's hilarious but deeply terrifying experience at the spa, it's to never walk through an unmarked door without clothing.

17 posts shaming people for not social distancing.

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If you're not social distancing, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

Unless your job requires you to be out--I promise you, that selfie with your friends licking each other's unwashed hands on a dance floor is not worth it. Now is the time to stay inside, prevent COVID-19 from spreading and do our part to save the lives of the elderly and the immunocompromised.

The goal right now is to flatten the curve:

That being said, a lot of people (particularly young people) don't seem concerned at all. Over the weekend, many bars were still crowded across the United States. College students waited in line to celebrate an early St. Patrick's Day while others urged them to stay home and self-quarantine.

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20 people who moved into new homes share the most interesting things previous owners left behind.

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One of the coolest parts of moving into an old house is coming across random keepsakes from previous owners. While many people leave behind bits of trash or cleaning supplies, others bless the space with a goldmine of trinkets and secrets for new owners to find. Even the smallest object can ignite a series of questions about who the last people in the space were, and what their lives were like.

In a popular Reddit thread, people who moved into a house and found things from previous owners dished on the weirdest and most memorable items they came across.

1. From Impulse618:

My uncle bought a house from people whose mother had passed away. They left a good amount of stuff in the house, mostly worthless. Christmas decorations, cutlery, etc. In the back of one closet we found a trash bag full of lottery scratch offs. We started going through them and they were all winners. Turned out to be about 12k in winning tickets. We took a few to the convenience store to check them and they were all past the cash by date amd the state lottery would no longer pay them out.

2. From neonboogerz:

When I was eight, we rented a Victorian house for a while and found a love letter from 1912 in the banister of the stairs.

3. From tugeracesullivan:

Found out that there's a spot where you can get under the cabinets in the kitchen. My cat hid there a lot the first couple of days, and after that I noticed a mysterious increase in dusty cat toys. Eventually he dragged all of the previous tenants' cats' toys out from under there.

4. From kkeepp_to_myself:

Dishes still in the dishwasher. After closing we were at the house celebrating and they showed up asking for them.

5. From IcelandicFajitas:

Pennies. Me and my homies found like...6 dollars worth of pennies and nickels under the carpets from 1980 and before.

6. From Kayahx:

Mini vials of very tiny fish in the backyard. I live near a college, so I’m hoping it was some biology project leftovers, and not anything crazier. It was weird though, they were completely intact even though being in some sort of liquid, half buried in the dirt for an obviously long time.

7. From buzzlesmuzzle:

My husband and I found a Crown Royal bag in the rafters of the basement that previous tenants had left behind. As soon as I saw it I yelled "Open it! Open it! It's money or drugs!" It was not money or drugs. It was a purple dildo and some lube.

8. From Jugmentor:

Way back on January 1, 1976, my family moved into an apartment. I was 10 years old at the time. We had just come to Canada in June.

While we were cleaning my room before painting it, we took off the radiator cover to clean the inside. Under the radiator cover was a complete, hand-made game of Monopoly. I didn't really know English at the time and didn't know what Monopoly was.

Later I found out that the two boys living in that room had been a couple of years older than me. Their parents had been very strict old-world traditional and had refused to let them buy a Monopoly game, so they had handcrafted their own and kept it hidden in the radiator.

9. From bpShum12:

My wife and I bought a house almost a year ago and we did multiple inspections and walk throughs with the realtor and home inspectors and nobody noticed the big bong in the garage until the day we were moving stuff in. I still have it in there, I spray painted it and have a fake flower in it lol.

My Vase

10. From kknits:

A 1950/60s nuclear bomb survival kit. Complete with rice in a can and a pamphlet that instructed mothers not to let their radiated children inside if the were playing outside when the bomb went off. So amazing.

11. From hanginonwith2fingers

I renovated the basement and tore down the drop ceiling. An envelope fell out in the process. I was hoping for money but I got something better. In the envelope was a bunch of evidence collected by the ex husband that she was cheating on him. Credit card receipts, hotel receipts, lewd emails, and dick pics. It was gross but awesome at the same time.

12. From lasthopel:

Not me but someone I know has moved to Japan, they rented an apartment and were doing some cleaning when they moved the fridge only to find a small room with a balcony, like it had a washer and bedding stacked up I think it was so odd just hidden behind the fridge.

13. From leadycoronet:

A box hidden in a loose board with heroin, and needles...

14. From Lockshala:

As a kid, my parents moved into a former Minnesota Vikings lineman's house and he left a PS1 with a bunch of games. Great dude, imo.

15. From suitology:

My dad found a first edition book from Benjamin Franklin. Previous owner was a principal and book collector who killed himself in retirement. His family didn't check the crawlspace and my dad found a bunch of stuff in it like an autographed baseball bat, playboys, a 5 gallon jar half full of pennies, bunch of valuable books, a bong, painting supplies, a broken antique handgun and sword in a box labeled "cheese", and then just some clothes and crap.

16. From MauraMcBadass:

My brother found a mysterious wrapped bundle in the drop ceiling of his house, and waited for me to be there to open it. We thought it might be drugs or money or something illegal, so I wore gloves when I unwrapped it. Turns out gloves were a great idea. It was a double penetration dildo, wrapped in about 4 plastic shopping bags.

Edit: To clarify, it wasn’t a double sided dildo. It was meant for one person to use it.

17. From alisleaves:

Crammed under a built in drawer below a bedroom closet was a police report from the late 60s delineating a missing person/kidnapping case involving the prior, now deceased owner who at the time was teenager. It also mentions my next door neighbor who was a person of interest in the case. Haven't talked to him about it, and not sure I want to bring it up...

18. From NekoCreations:

Found a vinyl record under a carpet. It was broken and missing a piece. Didn’t have a label either. It was just such a weird thing to leave there when laying down carpet I thought.

19. From Amesly:

A Saturday Night Live script with handwritten notes in it.

This was in a Brooklyn apartment at the base of a shelf above the closet. It appeared to be pretty old. I looked up the name of the writer on the script and he was active at SNL about 10 years ago.

Occasionally I'd get mail with the same name on it.

20. From Archie__the__Owl:

Moved into an old apartment in a college town. It had previously been a fraternity or sorority house all through the 80s. I was at an all Greek party alumni and met an older guy who found out I lived in his old frat house. He immediately asked if we ever partied in the basement. I told him we didn't have basement access from inside, so no. He then had me follow him back to my house and showed me a false wall next to the bathroom that led down into the basement.

Not gonna lie, it kinda freaked me out. The basement door outside had a broken lock, so anyone could get down there. The false wall was hard to open from the house side, but really easy to push open from the basement. Anybody could have gone down there and come up into my apartment.

16 people share the most backhanded compliments they've received.

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Passive-aggression is what sets humans apart from the animals.

Being nice and mean at the same time? Now that takes brainpower.

People are sharing the "worst," most backhanded compliments they've ever received, and it teaches with an important lesson: never talk to your parents' friends.

1. Has she seen Barbra Streisand, dosababy?

My mom's friend told me this. "Yours is the only huge nose that probably does not need plastic surgery." I still don't know how to feel about this.

2. Fthewigg met MJ?!

Michael Jordan said to me “Thanks, at least you’re good for something.”

He was a guest at our golf course on a very rainy day. If not for his scheduled visit, the course would’ve been shut down for the day. It was an absolute ghost town.

His group started without him. When he arrived they loaded his bag onto the cart to meet up with his group. I was standing about 50 feet away minding my own business. He called me over and asked if he could have the towel I was holding. I replied “Of course Mr. Jordan.” Thats when I got the unwarranted “compliment.”

3. Keeks157 has those glossy eyeballs.

"Your eyeballs always look so lubricated"

I have watery eyes, thank you allergies.

4. Mojo_Bombadil spells like daisies.

You smell surprisingly good for your weight...

5. How romantic, SoMediocreItsAverage.

Upon my now wife meeting my family for the first time.. My mom doesn’t have the best way of words, she said “You guys look like brother and sister!” We do a similar skin tone, eyes, and hair color.

My step dad shuffled her to the other room quickly.

6. charliebars deserves better.

I had this buddy who didn’t have a lot of friends and I’d always invite her out to hang with mine. She kept doing some pretty f*cked up stuff and just made excuses when we talked bout it, so I started distancing myself. Then she said she didn’t wanna lose my friendship because I was “a social doorway”

I love introducing my friends to each other and it makes me so happy when they get on/become buddies independently from me. But hearing that that was all I was to her kinda bummed me out.

7. DUCKduckDUCKdukGOOSE needs to get that friend removed.

"you'd be so pretty if your face wasn't covered in those disgusting horrible moles" Said by someone who I had been friends with for years, I have like 6-7 small moles on my face and before that had never really thought about them.

8. nuruchi's teacher should not be teaching.

High school math teacher told me I got the brains and my sibling (2 years older than me) got the looks...

9. Grandma wanted lovelesscreator to join the family business.

A dude was opening up a topless bar in my small town, my grandma patted my thigh and said "You'll be working there soon, won't you?" I was 15. She didn't have any mental issues, just a withered black heart.

10. cantfindausername12's aunts look talk like f*ckboys.

It's a toss up between "you know your a** isn't as flat as it used to be" and "you are not such a funny shape any more" courtesy of 2 different aunts.

I really never thought I had a flat arse or that I was a funny shape! No one like family to boost your self esteem.

11. Beware of old ladies, mickier.

"You remind me of my granddaughter! Except she's slim, and you've got quite a bit more weight on you..."

Thanks for sharing, ma'am. Do you have any coupons?

12. _WhoTheF*ckAmI_ should be flattered, unless the guy has low self-esteem.

One of my seniors once told me that I reminded him of his younger self. The problem is he is like the worst guy in my office. That hurt me.

13. From Santa518:

I'm a 40 year old paralyzed man and I get this "Compliment" all the time.

"Ah man... if I were you I would have killed myself. "

I guess it's supposed to be a compliment about being in good spirits?

Please do not offer compliments to people that are like this.

14. GloriousButErratic is, well, glorious.

You're almost as good at f*cking as my last boyfriend, and he was the best I've ever been with!

Mid-sex.

Weird that she thought that wouldn't turn me off. "It was a compliment!"

15. That's how boomers say "thicc," 3mpress.

Random 60 year old hippie woman to a 14 year old me at a county fair:

"My dear, you have great child bearing hips." Then she walked away...

?!?!?!

16. luuuuuuuuut has two winners:

I can't decide between these two:

  • "I wish I could be as cold as you sometimes. You just seem like you don't care about anything."
  • "You're actually pretty for someone with your bodytype."

Proud to say, that both of these girls are no longer in my life.


19 people who grew up poor share the things they used to think were 'normal.'

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One of the luxuries of childhood is not being aware of one's own socioeconomic status. Kids who grow up poor still have to deal with a lot of sh*t that middle and upper-class kids don't have to deal with, but they may not realize it at the time. To them, cutting corners and scraping by with very little is just "normal" (although sadly, if we look at the numbers, poverty actually is "normal" in the U.S. and globally).

Someone asked Reddit: "people who grew up poor, what did you used to think was normal?" These 21 people share the things they experienced as kids that they didn't realize until later were a result of being poor:

1.) From Kindafancybus:

For my school's spirit week, they had a "thrift shop" day, where most everyone dressed in old ratty clothes, or the weirdest stuff they could find in a thrift shop. Needless to say, as someone who's clothes were 80% second hand, it was an eye opener.

2.) From BMOforlife:

I never saw my parents because they worked so much. When I was in elementary school, we lived in an apartment above the bar they owned. My time with them was spent working in the kitchen, doing homework at the bar, and then walking upstairs to put myself to bed. We eventually moved and I was always alone. From Wednesday morning through Saturday, I would wake and walk to school, come home, make dinner, do homework, and go to bed with no contact from an adult. This continued throughout secondary school, from 6th through 12th grade. I was so incredibly lonely, but it was normal for me. I can't imagine how my world would have been different if they didn't need to work so much to scrape by.

3.) From pinkpraire:

Everyone in the house going into the kitchen to see what groceries were brought home and being so excited as if it was christmas.

Also now that my family is doing a lot better then when i was growing up we find ourselves hoarding food (stocking up on canned goods, buying things in bulk on sale) as if we are waiting for those rainy days to hit again. Does anyone else experience this?

4.) From NormalSwimmer1:

I was totally shocked when I learned that some people go out to eat more than once a year. Also when I learned there are people who don't skip meals.

5.) From jlmitch12:

Going on "vacation" to the local hotel in our hometown. We got to play in the pool and order delivery pizza (a rare treat) and we always had a blast.

6.) From nina_bear:

As a kid I didn't know there were multiple settings on a water heater. I assumed everybody had to wait an hour or so after somebody uses the shower to get some hot water going.

I am embarrassed to admit that I recently found out about continuous flow of hot water 5 years ago (I was 25). I spent the weekend at my then future in laws house. The conversation went something like this:

Fiance: I'm going to shower before dinner. Me: But your brother just got out 5 minutes ago.

Fiance explains how they never run out of hot water. My mind was blown.

7.) From Kurama_Team7:

Never traveling(out of the country or state). Kids always talked about where they traveled like during breaks summer vacation for example.

8.) From James-Killian1302:

Only having lunch at school. Like. That being the only meal of the day. I learned when I was like 10. Then I started saving my food and bringing it home so my brother and sister could eat.

9.) From Jearmin:

Skipping lunch/dinner periodically so one of us could have all three meals. (Like, Tuesday’s + Thursday + Sunday I didn’t eat dinner but my mom + little brother did) and every other day my mom didn’t eat lunch or dinner so me and my brother could. I only started skipping meals for my mom because she was getting physically sick from not eating.

My mom having to buy a new 3000 car ever couple of years because our previous one broke down and we don’t have enough to repair it

Coming home to see the water/electricity were off. Having to buy jugs of water at the dollar store so we could flush the toilet.

Leaving a giant hole in the entry way where water had leaked through because we just couldn’t afford to repair it.

Not having heat/AC

Having to bath with water from jugs + waking up and realizing our washing machine had broken down again so I’d rub my dirty clothes with washing detergent to try and mask the “stale” scent clothing gets when it hasn’t been washed- to this day, people making comments about something smelling weird (even if not directed at me) makes me have major anxiety attacks

Only having one pair of super cheap shoes that We’d have to wear until they fell apart- the amount of times I tripped over the soles of my own shoes in my HS hallways was ridiculous

10.) From toolmantimmy:

I thought 1 pair of shoes was normal till the 10th grade

11.) From SimilarTumbleweed:

Cleaning your plate. I honestly still do. If I pay for food I’m gonna eat it ALL and if not, I will save it. So many people I’ve eaten with will leave food and it’s just disposed of. Hell my step dad didn’t realize that for 14 years. Leftovers? Trash em. Uh. Nah. My mother single-handedly raised two boys, we don’t waste shit.

12.) From not_todaybroski:

Growing up whenever winter came we use to pull all of the blankets out of the closet and bundle up at night. We didn’t have working heat and most nights it would go way below freezing. I always looked forward to it though and would love getting gathered up in a million blankets and sit next to the space heater. I also shared a small room with both my sisters and slept on one twin bed with them, my brothers did the same in the room across from us

13.) Fromdadbeast:

When I was about 15, my family went from being dirt poor to...closer to stable but still under the poverty line. But, from 4-15, these were things my family did that I didn’t realize were abnormal.

  • Not seeing my parents for 10-14 hours out of my day, because they were working as hard as they could manage.

  • Starting work at the age of 10, because my parents owned a business and couldn’t afford employees.

  • Saving every last scrap of leftover food and using it to make something else.

  • Finding my friends’ lives of cool toys and yearly vacations to be luxurious and fairy-tale-esque.

Now I’m living relatively comfortably, but man if these aren’t still something I think about.

14.) From Steak_and_Champipple:

7 to 14 years old: Going to school then going to work. After school delivering newspapers and also collecting their payments. Never a day off. One time we had so much snow that the Post Office closed. Yet my little ass had to deliver. Latch-key kid at 10 years old because parents worked. Being a girl, I was also responsible for cooking dinner for my father and older brothers and other household chores. I was also expected to excel at school . I did. My schedule was so strict.

One thing I hated the most were science fairs. All the rich kids had so much help and confidence. Then there was me with a piece of cardboard, loads of stress and anxiety.

15.) From Katt_Natt96:

Shopping at thrift shops. It wasn’t until I got to high school that no one else shopped there. Or the fact that a lot of our stuff came second hand markets and things like that

16.) From supremumpuella:

I knew it wasn't 'normal,' but we didn't have heat or air conditioning in my house. We used a wood stove and the oven to heat the first floor and the second floor was usually freezing. When the weather turned hot, we were just hot.

17.) From Fourteen-Days:

I’m female, if it matters. My family’s budget fluctuated a lot. In our poorer years, I thought it was normal to wear my brothers’ hand-me-downs and make them last as long as possible (like... until my pants were so short that three or so inches of my ankles were showing). Gotta make those clothes last ten years at least!

Also, when my dad started making enough money that he could splurge and buy steak, I thought steak was nasty! Turns out, my dad could only afford the cheapest, gnarliest cut of steak possible. Basically, I would chew and chew only to have it turn to “meat gum” in my mouth. It was totally inedible. So I wondered why all the wealthier families liked steak so much.

18.) From ezziemerlada:

Getting gifts from the Salvation Army. Layaway for school clothes. Fairs for free school supplies. Mom and dad working two jobs. Sharing everything.

19.) From puredionysia:

I still think the concept of family road trips is super weird, like it's only something I know from movies. I didn't leave my province until I was 22 with my friend.

When I went to "rich kids" houses, I was in awe of the kitchen pantry. You mean, you can walk into it?! How many different cereals do you have?? What's Costco???

Oh shit, almost forgot: going to pawn shops!

20.) From almondbutterface:

Coming home from school to find that our water or electricity was turned off and my dad rushing home to turn it on himself, which is illegal.

21.) From kjfresh797:

I used to eat frozen French fries to like they were popsicles to fit in with all the normal kids who could afford real popsicles.

23 Memes For Anyone Who Is Stressed Right Now.

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"Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it."

Lily Tomlin

If you're suffering from stress and anxiety right now, you are definitely not alone. So many of us are feeling that way. Take some deep breaths and have some big laughs with these hysterical memes.

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19 Memes For Anyone Who's At Home With Their Kids.

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"There is no such thing as a perfect parent. So just be a real one."

-Sue Atkins

You love your children, of course, but being home with them 24-7 is enough to drive even the most devoted parent up the wall. This hilarious list of memes perfectly nails the struggle of being at home with the kids. Put yourself in a time-out and check out these funny parenting memes.

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Man asks if he was wrong for mocking friend's baby name for being too 'white.'

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It's easy to form an opinion about someone else's baby name choices. We're only human, after all.

But one man found out the hard way that sharing your negative opinion on someone else's baby name is usually a controversial move, to put it lightly.

The man asked for advice on Reddit after he mocked his pal for naming her baby something that struck him as overly caucasian. After another friend protested that he was being racist, he's asking: who's in the wrong here?

And yes, all parties involved are white AF.

The too-white-to-function name comes courtesy of his friend's neighbor:

So a couple of weeks ago I was hanging out with some pals at school break. One of my friends was talking about how her neighbour, who is absolutely lovely but is very much a White Suburban Mum with a Minivan stereotype, has just had a babygirl who she named Mackinleigh, spelled just like that.

When he learned about little Mackinleigh's name, he scoffed and offered his opinion:

When she said the name/showed us how it was spelled I laughed a bit and went "oh yeah, sounds about White". It's not that funny a joke, I'll grant you, but my one friend took major offence to it.

His friend complained that he was being racist:

She said making stupid jokes like that about white people is racist and said that if someone had a stereotypical name to another race I wouldn't say like "oh yeah, sounds about Black/Asian/whatever". I replied "well that wouldn't work for the pun". She called me racist again and walked off. Most of my mates reckon I'm in the right, but a couple of them said it was a dodgy/uncomfy joke.

Now he's wondering who's in the wrong:

What do you reckon, unwashed impartial masses of Reddit? Am I alright for making my lame white people joke given I am a white people? Or am I some terrible dirty racist to be cast out from society for my heinous Crimes Against Whitey?

Most people agree that what he did was no big deal — and it certainly wasn't racist.

therecovering put it simply, saying:

Lol, you're [not the a-hole]. That name does sound about white.

SuperiorTroy pointed out that unless she's this much of a crusader at all times, she really doesn't have a leg to stand on:

she’s obviously sensitive. I bet she doesn’t make this big of a scene when she hears actual racist jokes

Jaedeite pointed out that racism against white people in a majority-white country by definition isn't racism:

It is a white af name. Also- I'm white with a Sociology degree, and being white in a white majority/controlled nation you can't face racism. Racism requires a systematic oppression towards a group/minority. It would be predjudice at best- not racism.

Even if you were black making the same white person joke I'd say NTA.

MabelodeTheFaceless raises several good points:

A white person talking shit about other white people? NTA.

If Chris Rock could say the s*** he said about other black people back in 1996, when I don't see the problem with what you said about other white people.

And even if you weren't white, as a white person I figure white people ought to be able to take a joke. We took everything else, didn't we?

Touché. Just one thing: don't make this kind of joke in front of the mom who named her kid that, okay? She might call the manager on you.

18 people who are used to working from home share their best tips.

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Sometimes you choose the hermit life, and sometimes the hermit life chooses you.

Either way, working from home can have a real impact on your happiness, stress levels and general well-being.

With many companies now encouraging employees to work from home due to the spread of the novel coronavirus, a lot of people are about to learn what it's like to stay in your house all day long, day after day, with only short breaks. Welcome to Thunderdome, hope you have lots of yoga pants.

Here's the advice 18 longtime work-from-home acolytes have to impart. Keep in mind that one size does not fit all — but with the way things are going, it looks like we're all going to have plenty of time to figure out our own perfect WFH rhythm...

1. Isolate yourself from areas where chores might be too tempting.

Pick a room, close the door, and use noise cancelling headphones. Everything is a distraction when working from home. Suddenly, checking the mail and doing the dishes seems like the best use of your time. - ReapersHere

2. Or do the opposite: max out on distractions early.

I do the exact opposite. I turn on annoying cable news, put off work doing other things like dishes and bills and whatever random cleaning. Then, since that only takes like 15 minutes, I sit down and flip channels for a while, realize daytime tv is still shit and work is actually more interesting. Then I usually hammer at it for a few hours and take a break to kill more time, maybe go for a walk or go eat lunch, then come back around mid afternoon, realize there’s nothing to do, and slam out a few more hours. Once I’ve eliminated distractions by proving them to be far more boring than work, I actually focus longer on whatever I’m doing because it’s normally the most interesting thing going for me before 5pm. - ApplecakesMcGee

3. Set a boundary so you don't end up working all day every day.

If there’s one thing especially to be disciplined about it the TIME TO STOP WORKING! It’s very easy to convince yourself it’s ok to keep reading a report because you might just finish it today or to finish making all of the entries because tomorrow will be that much easier or you’ll finally be done with a project. Work at home starts to bleed over into your home non-work time/life very quietly and quickly. Pretty soon it will be a habit. I’ve worked at home for the last 15 years and got so much more work done but I had to fight hard to win this battle. - IPAUSEFORHURRICANES

4. Lots of people say maintaining a morning routine as if you're leaving the house is a must.

Do your usual morning routine and get dressed! Be sitting at your desk by your usual start time and stick to your usual break times. It's tempting to stay in your pyjamas and work from bed but you'll feel much better if you put yourself together each day. - CosmicKizmet

5. But for some people, comfort is key.

I’ve been working at home 10+ years. Leggings and tshirts all day. Don’t even bother with the bra haha. - Kinsella_FINN

6. For many of us, discipline is a must.

I have worked from home about half my career. You have to have a lot of will power to keep yourself from getting distracted with stuff like playstation, Facebook, Reddit, eating too many snacks, watching TV/Netflix etc... because you are going to want to do that stuff instead of working. I usually designate "work time" and abstain from other activities during that time. - billmalin

7. Breaks are really important.

Absolutely take your breaks and lunch on time and regularly. If you have a pet, entertain them on your break. Since you’re not in the office you can play music or watch a show in the background— as long as it’s not distraction. Have your set up facing a window or near one so you get some sunlight. Enjoy working in your loungewear :) no more business casual/uniform/dress code. - bluedratini

8. Don't beat yourself up if you do get distracted.

There are so fewer distractions at home — no other employees mulling around, or conversations, or impromptu “hey duck into this meeting really quick”s, so a little f*** around time is warranted. - Account_8472

9. Keep track of your accomplishments so that you stay upbeat.

Listen to yourself and learn about how you respond to inputs and adjust your routine for the season, relationship, distractions, stressors, etc. Use some form of todo lists so you can measure your daily output. Don’t be too hard on yourself. Budget time for family, exercise and meals just like you set time for meetings and work tasks. Procrasta-cleaning is a real thing. - anon645496

10. Count your time in tasks completed, not hours.

Set tasks not time. Don’t tell yourself “oh I’ve been working for X hours [translation: browsing reddit] , I deserve a break”. Make a list of what you need to get done and don’t give yourself an out till you’ve gotten it done.

If you can talk to your coworkers on Hangouts / Slack / whatever. Hold each other accountable to your lists. - AlexTMighty

11. Make sure your family members or roommates know you're working. This is harder than it seems...

I have been working from home for 20 years, since before my first kid was born. It has been great. My biggest habits:

Have a dedicated space and keep regular hours.

Make sure your family knows they can’t interrupt your work unless the house is on fire.

Keep a journal so nobody can question your productivity.

Use your saved commute hours to read the paper in the morning and/or exercise.

Eat lunch out of your fridge.

Keep good coffee in the house.

You can actually be more productive at home and live a better life this way, if you stay disciplined. - KlownPuree

12. If you're a vitamin person, fine-tune your daily supplements.

Use L theanine (green tea) with your stimulants so you can sit still and focus instead of being agitated and fidgety. - MarieMartinRocks

13. This could be a challenge if your workspace is your couch, but...

Make your workspace look and feel professional. - MarieMartinRocks

14. Going outside is important — and allowed!

Make sure that you get up and move around and get fresh air. -SantoriniRocks

15. Music can help you stay focused.

Have shit you will get done by a specific time or by the end of the day. Not a "oh I'll do 3 hours of work". No. Get tasks ready or you will get distracted and lose focus.

Also put on some music or something that is not too distracting get comfortable and you may end up getting in a "flow" or "the zone". That is when you really get a ton of work done. You end up doing better than in an office. - Tearakan

16. Snacks are a slippery slope when you work from home.

Leave the refrigerator full of healthy foods so you’re not tempted to binge eat out of boredom. - MarieMartinRocks

17. Tangible goals are important.

Make goals for yourself and set a consistent schedule. Goals are key, always. Not only do they help plan, but you also feel pretty accomplished when you’re done. - TheFckingNSA

18. Most importantly, go easy on yourself — and stay off social media!

Don't overestimate yourself. You will get distracted, you will get bored and you will be way less productive than planned. Go somewhere quiet alone, close the door, leave your phone outside if you can.

Be prepared for tasks to take you longer than they normally do and for gods sake stay away from social media sites. - MechanicalLibra

23 Memes To Help You LOL This Morning.

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16 people share the funniest outfits their family members asked to be buried in.

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When it comes to funerals, we normally expect the deceased to wear something dark and somber, like a concert pianist or a divorce lawyer.

But for some wild souls, something more colorful — or even something downright wacky — is required.

A recent Reddit thread asked people to name the wildest clothes they've seen someone buried in. Here are the best ones, and a reminder that funerals are as much an acknowledgement of death as they are a celebration of life.

1. This is a funny outfit with an incredibly nice back story.

My great aunt wanted to be buried in her bathrobe. Her stepchildren honored it.

To be fair though, she wanted her clothes to be donated to a homeless shelter she volunteered at and her jewelry to go to her kids. She wanted to be buried in her comfy bathrobe since it would cover her and not take too much away from what others may need. Most of the residents of the homeless shelter attended her funeral, more than half wearing an article of her former clothing. - saria19

2. Mismatched sandals? A look!

Shortly before my nan passed away she emailed me a picture of her new sandals she bought. She got two pairs in two different colours so the picture was her with one of each on. It was only fitting that we dressed her in those. She'd laugh if she knew - Starrrryg

3. Talk about the tears of a clown...

My husband’s uncle was a very famous clown. Although he wasn’t buried in his clown suit, clowns from across the tri-state area came in dress to pay their respects. It was the strangest but most beautiful thing I ever seen. There was probably over 100 clowns at his funeral. - I-Ask-questions-u

4. I hope future humans dig her up and spend decades trying to learn what that T-shirt meant.

My great aunt was buried in her “100 Jazzercize Classes Taken” T-shirt. She was super fucking proud of it, so it was fitting. Love that woman. - raddishes_united

5. Smart lady.

My grandma wanted to be buried in powder blue PJs because she “wanted to be comfortable.” So that’s exactly what we did and she looked great - Calby11

6. He didn't want to get caught with his pants down in the afterlife.

We put a bottle of Immodium in my dad's pocket just in case he got the shits in the afterlife. Funeral Director thought we were bonkers. - paprikaparty

7. This must've left quite the impression.

In my grandpa's case the outfit was his birthday suit and a treasured blanket.

When my grandpa died a few years ago, it was his wish that he be buried naked and wrapped in his favorite blanket; a blanket that my grandma hand made for him decades ago. Thankfully the funeral home was very understanding of his wishes and had him in the casket naked with the blanket around him for his viewing and subsequent burial. - rPhantom

8. Well, he'll always be prepared.

Not ridiculous so much as weird from the outside, my grandfather was buried with a folded up bunch of paper towels stuffed up his sleeve.

He was one of those guys who always had something for spills and runny noses, and he always, always had paper towels or tissues with him. Turns out he had started keeping them in his sleeves when he was younger just in case he ever needed them, and with 5 kids and 11 grandkids he always needed them.

When he died his sons decided it would be very fitting if he had some paper towels with him, so that’s how he was during his viewing and service - UYScutiPuffJr

9. This septuagenarian glamazon could teach us all a thing or two.

Fancy nightdress and matching robe. This 70+ year old lady (or maybe it was her husband’s preference) wanted to be buried in this glamorous vintage night dress set that you would see in an old movie. It had feather accents and matching kitten heel slipper things. She also was buried in her costume jewelry. Her regular hairdresser came in to do her hair and cried the entire time. I think she had been sick for a while so the nightdress fit loosely so we used double sided tape and a few simple stitches to the nightdress to try to keep everything where it should go.

It was a weird request but I thought it was interesting. And, to the staff’s surprise, her family seemed to expect this as something totally normal.

Pretty cool. - Sparkle__M0tion

10. A barstool? That's a new one.

I sang at a funeral where the man wanted to be buried with "his" barstool from a local pub. He'd been a regular for years, and the pub acquiesced. It was weird to sing to a barstool at the graveside portion of the funeral. As I remember, it had red leather inset on the seat. - LooksAtClouds

11. This is especially ironic given how many people have probably said, "I'll wear Crocs over my dead body."

when my Dad died we sent his favorite Crocs for his feet. They were Ohio State University merch, and he often wore them to church to preach in. Yes you read that right, my dad was a pastor who preached in Ohio State University Crocs. He also had a HIDEOUS shirt that my mom tucked into the casket with him. My mom had tried to get rid of it several times but my dad had a sixth sense and always rescued it from the donation pile. She didn't bury him in it because it didn't fit him anymore, but she let him take it with him. - rant7268

12. That Blackberry will still get service down there, too.

I buried my late husband in a Superman t shirt and his favourite camo pants and boots. He wore his camos when he went to chemotherapy - he called them his battle pants

I put in a poker chip from one of his mates, his Blackberry and a toy from our daughter. I always wonder what the archaeologists would make of it if he was ever exhumed - VerityPushPram

13. Good planning ahead for the zombie apocalypse.

The Walking Dead tshirt. Family had a great sense of humor!! - Sudden_Pug_Hugs

14. This is quite a visual.

My uncle was buried in a Santa Claus outfit and I can say I’m scorned forever for Christmas. All I could think about was a Santa zombie chasing people. - MaliceMes_

15. Anything to lighten the mood.

My Dad was a firefighter- he died of lung cancer when I was 21. We decided to cremate him in his formal uniform, but my Mom came out in front of our house full of family and friends with his large collection of super hero boxers and said “The Flash or The Hulk?” It was a really great moment to lighten the mood and brought his goofier side right back to life (We chose the Flash by the way). - Stace16

16. And sometimes, you have to cover up the fun outfit but it's nice to know it's still there...

My first husband was an AVID fisherman. His parents insisted he be buried in a suit. But his favorite outfit was a pair of khaki shorts and a yellow BassPro tshirt. I asked the funeral director to put that outfit underneath the suit, and no one was the wiser. I put a couple of his favorite lures and his most well-loved pipe in his pocket. I don't doubt for a moment that the crematorium disposed of those items, but at least I knew I did right by him. - thenextlineis


17 teachers share the prank assignments they've given students for their own entertainment.

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As anyone who has ever spent time with a young person knows, teachers are heroes.

The days may be exhausting and the pay might be peanuts, but teachers are sharing ways that they keep things fresh, and they're basically pranking their students.

1. TrapperJon should teach the parents, too.

I teach 4th grade and we learn about "taxation without representation". I used to do an activity where every student brought in 100 pennies. Over the course of a few days, students would have to pay "taxes" on things like using the pencil sharpener, worksheets, using the door, etc. After a few day, I would have a good amount of money in the "tax jar' on my desk. Well, I would empty it and then bring in donuts for myself and the other grade 4 teachers.

We would all stand in the hallway in the morning eating the donuts and telling the 4th graders how tasty they were and sarcastically thank them for the donuts that were "paid for with their taxes". So, of course, the students would get really peeved. They would then write their 'declaration of independence" from the 4th grade. We would then celebrate their new freedom with a pizza party at lunch which is where the money would actually be used.

I don't do this activity anymore because I had some parents that are too stupid to figure out they chipped in a buck toward a pizza party for the class that I then put in about 20 bucks in to pay for. They went to the school board accusing me of stealing from students and demanded I be fired. So, don't do that one now, but I sure miss those donuts.

2. winifredbee got confessions.

I'm an elementary art teacher and I like to randomly ask my Kindergarteners to raise their hand if they pick their nose. It's so cute when they raise their hands and giggle. When I taught middle school and I had to cover a class because the teacher was absent I would have them do portraits of the absent teacher. Middle schoolers can be pretty mean so I got some great stuff. The teachers usually thought it was funny too.

3. superboredteacher's English class sounds like Home Ec.

Two weeks ago I was reviewing figurative devices with my grade 9 class. For personification I made them all put googly eyes on a classroom item I assigned, and carry it around all day. Every time I saw them without it, they lost a point off their assignment - since I have a class of keeners, they kept it with them. At the end they had to write a page about their adventures with their 'friend.' The best was the girl who had to carry the huge hole-puncher all day.

4. coreythebuckeye is savage.

I teach middle-school science and every year I do a lesson where my students make models of ionic and covalent bonds using gum drops. I hype it up the whole week saying how they'll get to do a lab using candy and how they get to eat it at the end (even though they're 8th graders they eat that shit up). Anyways, what I don't tell them is that since I am cheap and don't feel like buying gum drops, I go to the local Giant and buy what is advertised as "Spice Drops". They all basically taste like either cinnamon or mint but not in a good way at all. That feeling of after the first kid gets all the way through his lab, all excited because he finally gets to eat the candy, and takes the first bite and then spits it out in disgust; That is what makes teaching worth it.

5. riskycliques teaches music history, too.

I taught kindergarten and, as most elementary teachers know, I needed ways to get all of my kids to drop what they were doing and listen to an instruction or announcement, etc. It's usually something that a teacher says, and the students respond in a specific way. There are a bunch of chants that different teachers use, for example: "One, two, three, eyes on me.... One, two, eyes on you!" or repeating a clapping pattern.

Well with a teacher born in the late eighties, my kindergarteners learned:

"All right, stop!" and they would stop, drop everything and chant back "Collaborate and listen!"

It took literally all of my will power to not bust out into Ice Ice Baby every single day.

tl;dr: I taught my kindergarteners to respond mechanically to the beginning of a 1990 white boy rap song.

6. alixxlove's class takes flight.

Let's just say my kindergarteners and I are having a paper airplane contest tomorrow.

7. eggplnt respects the anthem.

Music teacher here - I love asking my music students to write the lyrics to The Star Spangled Banner, just to see. "Jose can you see," "Donzerly light," "...through the perilous flight." Full of fun!

8. Muskballz's dad is a prankster.

My dad taught high school for a while and his students used to do an activity in which they would try to hear their own echo in plastic, styrofoam, and paper cups of varying sizes. He would just explain it and give them a handout, then sit back and watch for the hour. It would never work (though some of the students were convinced that they did hear their echo) but my dad sure did enjoy watching a room full of high schoolers yelling into a cup and then quickly put it to their ears. He would get a pretty steady flow of coworkers coming in and out to watch as well, it became a running joke among the faculty.

9. Challenge accepted, BrookieDragon.

The Quiet Game.

Pick one kid to stand in the front and pick the quietest person to replace them after 1 minute.

Just gets them to shut their mouths for a few minutes.

10. goofandaspoof definitely impressed the Reddit crowd.

I teach at Elementary in Japan, and half my job is also teaching about the various cultures of the world. I have an "English board" where I put up various posters that I will have students make as projects.

Last week, the posters that we made were about different games around the world. Mancala, tic-tac-toe and the like.

I couldn't help but throw Dungeons and Dragons into the ring as a potential game that a pair could make a poster about. One of the pairs picked it and ran with it and drew a really cool picture as well.

11. racerika roasted their mom.

When I was in kindergarten they had us write down how old we thought our mother was and how much she weighed. Then our teacher wrote it down for us, we colored it and gave it to our moms for valentine's day. I guessed my mom was 90 years old and weighed 300 lbs so I'm sure that was really entertaining for my teacher and a great present for my mom.

12. TerribleBeard learned to fear vegan moms.

I work in after school care at a local primary school. Before the kids are allowed to go play, we make them play games like 'name something delicious you can get from a cow', etc.

Easily the best activity we did was 'design your own Turducken', including a picture and a written description of your ideal fauna-in-fauna feast. Game was kiboshed after a kid's militant vegan mum found his display in the window. Bewilderingly, she didn't think "cow-inside-a-crocodile-inside-a-monster" was an appealing a concept as the rest of us.

13. ADH-Kydex got a lot of confetti that day.

I taught high school history in an alternative school. I gave a 30 second lecture on the history of phone books and spent the rest of the period showing how to tear them in half. We went through 50 phone books and moved on to reams of scrap paper. It was a war zone.

14. One book to rule them all, Mayo_On_My_Apple.

My dad was a 5th grade teacher and used to read the Hobbit to his kids for no other reason than that he loved to read it and hear the kids reactions.

He would do all of the voices for different characters and once they knew the "gollum" voice it always worked on them for the rest of the year when they misbehaved (screams of terror would ensue). Bwa ha haa

15. nadavis's mom is a goof.

Every April Fools my mom, a third grade teacher, would surprise her students with a spelling test.

She would start to name off impossibly complicated words for third graders, anesthesia and the like.

16. Freeze: everybody clap your hands for lesbillionare.

I teach ESL in a kindergarten in China, and I use the Cha Cha slide in our dance/exercise period. The kids love it and it's hilarious to see a bunch of Chinese two year olds dropping it low.

At the end, when the kids were all frazzled and she seemed properly annoyed at how bad they were doing, she would tell them to circle the first letter in each word, which spelled "April Fools."

She's made kids cry.

17. psychomt898 holds a grudge.

My sixth grade science teacher made us individually remake "The Addams Family" theme song and we all had to perform it in front of the whole class. He was laughing his a** off the whole time. F*ck you, Mr. Kane.

Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively donate to coronavirus relief, troll Hugh Jackman in the process.

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As cities shut down in order to slow the spread of COVID-19, and more people are left jobless and anxious about survival, communities are stepping up to pool funds in order to help their neighbors. Whether a donation is $5 or $5,000, every dollar redistributed can help someone else stay afloat during tenuous times, and as whole industries crater underneath the demands of quarantine, even more people are going to need that life raft.

While Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively aren't financially burdened by the coronavirus outbreaks, they are just as concerned about the public health risks and dent in the economy as the rest of us.

In a move of empathy, the couple took to their respective Instagram accounts to express solidarity with those affected, and share their choice to donate $1 million to Feeding America and Food Banks Canada.

Of course, this wouldn't be on-brand if they didn't both sprinkle their posts about the serious virus with bits of humor.

Reynolds kicked off his post by earnestly lamenting the effects of the virus, urging those who can give to join him:

"COVID-19 has brutally impacted older adults and low income families. Blake and I are donating $1 million to be split between Feeding America and Food Banks Canada. If you can give, these orgs need help."

He went on to encourage people to find light where they can during this troubled time.

"Take care of your bodies and hearts. Leave room for joy. Call someone who's isolated and might need connection."

And, in true Reynolds fashion, he polished off the post by joking leaving Hugh Jackman's number.

(Hugh Jackman's # is 1-555-HUGH)

In similar form, Lively's post struck a balance between heartfelt and playful.

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She urged those who can to join in the act of giving:

"COVID-19 has brutally impacted older adults and low income families. Ryan and I are donating $1 million to be split between Feeding America and Food Banks Canada. If you can give, these orgs need our help."

She continued by encouraging people to Facetime and find ways to push through the isolating feelings of this time.

"Thought we must be distancing ourselves to protect those who don't have the opportunity to self quarantine, we can stay connected. Remember the lonely and isolated. Facetime, Skype, make a video. Remember the love that can travel through all this. Communities are stepping up - shopping for the elderly, making lunches for children. We can all do something for another, even if that's simply staying home. <3"

Keeping it on-brand, Lively ended her post with a joke teasing Reynolds.

"Sending so much love. Now can someone please tell Ryan that "emotional distancing" from his mother-in-law is not a thing. Nothing can save him."

Fans were quick to share love and appreciation for the donation, and overall attitude.

A representative from Feeding America even jumped on to thank the couple for helping out in this dark time.

While there's a lot of tragedy and uncertainty in the air, now is a time where it's even more clear how many people want to help each other.

16 funny posts from parents struggling to homeschool their kids during quarantine.

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A lot of sacrifices are being made during this time of pandemic.

People are losing their incomes and their social lives as we start self-quarantining in light of the COVID-19 epidemic. And most of all, parents are losing their patience and sanity as they're suddenly being forced to do double duty as homeschool teachers, in addition to whatever their normal jobs are.

Many parents are taking to Twitter to lament the state of things and point out how hard it is to raise your kids, work to put a roof over their heads and teach them their times-tables.

Shonda Rhimes got things started when she admitted that even an Emmy-winning show-runner can have a hard time with this:

Other parents are getting creative with their curriculum.

Others are enjoying the free help.

It seems like a pretty solid idea.

Some are speculating that all the parents who think it's simple now will be singing a different tune in a few weeks.


But here's a hot tip: if you schedule screen time all day, then you're still following the schedule.

Some parents are getting creative with classroom decor.

Others are just letting their kids do their thing.

The hard part, it seems, is dealing with the kids.

Some are wondering, do we really NEED to keep these people around?

But it's important to find a system that works for you and your family.

And some are finding that when you put your kids in charge of the schedule, field trips and recess become a lot more frequent.

And if you thought homeschooling was hard, try homeschooling AND working from home.

Parents are about to learn just how much more important teaching is than "glorified babysitting."


One dad shared the most metal school schedule ever.


It's not a huge surprise that kids are already getting crafty.

One guy suggested letting kids learn the magic of a YouTube or Google k-hole.

But the most important thing is not to force anything on your fam in these uncertain times.

25 high-end restaurant and hotel employees share the worst 'rich person' behavior they've seen.

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In an ideal world, extremely rich people would always be fantastic customers: they would be grateful, pleasant, and leave massive, life-changing tips. Of course, some do (like Jennifer Aniston, who once came into the restaurant where I used to work, ordered nothing, and still left the waitress a $100 tip)! But many don't. In fact, extremely wealthy people get a bad rap in the service industry for being demanding, entitled, and even stingy. No one has more experience with this than than people who work in high-end restaurants and luxury hotels, since they deal with the wealthiest, most privileged segment of society.

Someone asked Reddit: "people who work in high class restaurants and hotels, what is the most ridiculous, stereotypical 'rich person' thing you've ever experienced someone has done?" These 25 servers, bartenders, and hotel employees share their high-end horror stories...

Prepare to be infuriated.

1.) From emartinoo:

I've met two celebrities through my various work experiences.

Tim Allen requested that we close the small bakery that I worked at for him while he is as dining there. We did. He didn't leave a tip.

Later in my career I met Mario Batali (famous Food Network chef) and he was the most normal person ever. He took a class with us, and then proceeded to pay for everyone else's class that was in his group and bought lunch for the staff as well.

I guess both are stereotypical rich person things, for vastly different reasons.

2.) From alex-manutd:

I operated a premium chain restaurant in Canada. One day this Indian gentleman started coming in, at first by himself. On the first day he spent $200 on wine and tipped $1000. The next day he did the same again. When we saw him the third time I had servers fighting over him. Anyway, one evening he got drunk on wine and Brad the busboy made the mistake complementing his watch. Mr. S. takes off his Tag and gives it to Brad. The next morning Mr. S comes back to get his car and asks if Brad is there, I say yes and go get him, Brad knows what's up and is removing the watch as he walks over to Mr. S. Mr. S says, "Brad I'm really sorry I got drunk last night and gave you my watch." Brad is chuckling as he is removing the watch and says it's no problem and he was just holding the watch until Mr. S returned. The next thing Mr. S. said, I could not believe: "Brad you don't understand, I'm sorry because it was very rude of me to give you a used gift." And at that moment Mr. S pulled out a box with a brand new Tag Heuer inside and handed it to Brad.

3.) From arnber420:

I interviewed at a large hotel attached to a casino and while I was being shown around the front desk, a woman walked up, said nothing, and got room keys after being greeted by the front desk agent. She immediately turned and walked away. Then the manager who was interviewing turned to me and said, “That’s Mrs. Richladypants. You never ask her for her name, her ID, or god forbid a credit card. She stays here comped once or twice a week because her husband spends so much in the casino. If you upset her she will yell at you and then hand the person working next to you a $100 bill just to spite you.”

I ended up turning down a job there, thankfully so because apparently she wasn’t the only guest of her type there.

4.) From diarm:

I worked for a resort in the Seychelles for 4 years. I have hundreds of stories which would fit this post but one that stands out was a very wealthy Canadian family who stayed at one of the private residences for a couple of weeks.

They brought their own staff including two personal chefs but also asked for a hotel chef to assist their team with prep and local ingredient knowledge. A chef I was friendly with was selected to spend the two weeks with them.

One day, another member of their staff came down to one of the restaurants and purchased two bottles of wine for €11,000+ each. Now we had far more expensive bottles on the list but this was still a notable sale and later that night, I asked my mate what they had cooked to accompany the wine.

Turns out they had poured both bottles into the pot while making a Coq au Vin.

5.) From Auto_Fac:

My uncle works at a very upscale restaurant on a very well-to-do and desirable vacation island in the Atlantic Ocean.

One of their regular customers is a billionaire oil guy. My uncle has told me:

  • he arrives on a yacht that tows a smaller yacht. The smaller yacht is still big enough to have a helicopter.

  • he demands to have his dogs seated at the table and feeds them foie grass and expensive water.

  • when he takes humans to eat my uncle has never seen him with the same woman twice, and often it’s a table of women.

  • if he really liked the meal he will go through the restaurant and, in front of everyone, peel off crisp 100s from a giant roll of money in his pocket and tip every service person whether they helped or not.

  • one time the owner got a call from health inspectors saying they received a complaint that dogs were seen eating in the restaurant. All the owner did was speak the billionaires name and the health inspector said, “Oh okay, bye.”

6.) From jesusbrate:

There‘s a thing in Stockholm‘s rich kid district called „vaska“. Basically, you order an expensive bottle of champagne, pay for it and watch how the waiter wastes all of it by pouring it down the drain (some places let you do it yourself).

Sadly, it’s an established thing in these kinda circles, like, it‘s on the menu cards and all that. Honestly the dumbest way of flexing I‘ve ever witnessed.

7.) From startush:

I don't even work at that nice of a restaurant, but last month I got chewed out over the phone because some lady left her baby's actual silver spoon on the table, and we didn't know where it was so obviously one of us had stolen it.

8.) From zhougdog:

Ordering $150 caviar to-go for their cat.

9.) From bluebunny20:

I am a cocktail server at the huge pool of a 4 star hotel. A woman said in a mono-tone voice and without any eye-contact "I lost my sunscreen. Find it."

10.) From tweedleedeedee:

I worked at a nice restaurant in downtown Portland and one day a lady called to make a dinner reservation for a large group. But first she starts asking all these questions about "security" (we had none) and how I thought the staff and patrons would handle a "celebrity" dining there. Is there enough space to be private? They like to be private. Would it be okay if they brought their own security, to stop people from taking pictures and such? etc. But of course, she couldn't name names. I rolled my eyes, told her whatever they need to do, and booked the date and time.

Yes, I was super curious who it would be, and stayed past my shift to see who walked through the doors when the big night came. The group arrived, and it was... no one. Not one of us who worked there recognized a single member of their party. They sure acted like they were someone, but all we saw was a loud group of douchey-looking 20-somethings. They actually did bring a "bodyguard" who stood in the corner with sunglasses on the whole time. The only attention they got from other diners was the occasional side-eye because they were being such rude and obnoxious assholes.

Shock of shocks, they treated our staff horribly, and tipped even worse. Will never know who that person thought they were.

10.) From [deleted]:

Back when I did waitering, there was a woman and her friends at one of my tables. The woman asked for a can of Coke (Coca-Cola, just so we're clear).

When I brought their drinks and gave the woman her Coke, she looked at me, and, in that typical rich bitch voice, said "Excuse me, honey? I asked for Fanta, not Coke". So I apologised, wrote it onto my notepad, and went back to get her a can of Fanta. Brought it to her, and again, she turned to me and said "I didn't ask for Fanta, I asked for Cream Soda".

By this time, I was getting a bit annoyed, but went back and got her a Cream Soda anyway. And surely, when I returned to her table, she did the same thing again. "I asked for Sprite. Should I call the manager?"

So, for the last time, I smiled and I went back to the kitchen and packed one can of each: Coke, Cream Soda, Fanta, Sprite, Pepsi and Sparberry Soda, into a small plastic box and took it all to her and said "Here you go, miss, take your pick."

She looked offended and almost made a scene. She started lecturing me about how I'm incapable of getting the simplest order right and that she wants to talk to the restaurant's manager. I told her that I can call him, and that I'll show him all the soda types I wrote on my notepad that she asked for, and we can get his opinion on the matter.

She turned and took her damn Sprite out of the plastic box and said "Just leave it." Her friends were silent throughout the whole ordeal and none of them gave me any issues further on. I didn't receive a tip, as expected, but I shrugged it off. Most customers were decent.

11.) From whirler_girl:

Had a business dude rent one of our apartments for 3 weeks at this fancy hotel I worked at. Second day, we get a maintenence call, he wants us to remove to the TV. Not replace it, just remove it entirely.

As housekeeper I head up with maintenance to clean up any mess from the move and got to see it all. The guest is removing our TV - because he's gone and bought his own. Bigger. Flashier. Brand new. There was also a brand new (I cleaned up the packaging) PS4 he was hooking up to his new TV. We had no idea if this was against policy so we left it. Guy's paying for the room, he's not broken anything, idgaf.

At the end of his stay, he leaves it all behind. Maintenence dude took the TV (easier to smuggle out the service entrance for him) I took the PS4 and sold it for more travelling funds. Thanks, ridiculously rich business dude! You paid for 2 weeks of travelling!

Edit: not sure if this counts but I totally forgot about the seriously loaded drug addict who hired our penthouse, DND'd for 3 days and painted every inch of it black before doing a runner.

12.) From badreg2017:

I play poker for a living and every now and then some rich guy will sit down and start going all in every hand for $300-500 without looking at his cards.

One day I was in a game where a guy was betting $1000-3000 dollars without looking at his cards. It was insane to me but for him I guess it wasn’t that much money.

13.) From jkeemi:

Worked at a grocery store in uppity Gold Coast Chicago when I was a teen.

We sold soup for lunch and when bagging them, we put it in a paper bag followed by a plastic bag to make sure it’s secure.

Lady buys a soup, I proceed to bag the soup and she says no, I’ll just put it in my bag.

I say, M’aam are you sure?

Mind you she has a Louis Vuitton bag that looks brand spanking new.

15 minutes later she comes in raging that she has minestrone all over her Louis Vuitton and demands to speak to a manager. Smh.

14.) From hautemamabear:

I’m three years into Sous chef at a private resort in Upstate New York. Most of our guests are returning from generations before them. Wealthy. Very wealthy. We get some Congressmen, Actors getting away from the daily crap. But mostly families that are crazy rich, and four generations deep into annual visits. Insane the amount of requests. But... one that stands out as a ‘whatinthefuck’? 60 something year old woman crying as loud as she can because we didn’t have the cookies she wanted. Guys, you would’ve thought she was just told someone died. Made a huge scene in the dining room. Her husband has the backbone of a jellyfish and just sat there trying to console her. ‘It’s ok honey. I’ll get you cookies. Don’t cry’. The owner went out and bought store bought cookies because we do not have time for that shit. WE DID NOT TELL HER THEY WERE STORE BOUGHT. She was happy by the end of the night. Yay? fast forward to dinner the next night. Same shit. ‘Where’s my cookies?’ We gave her the same store bought cookies. Same package. ‘These aren’t the same. The Baker used too much butter this time.’ Next night? ‘Oh these are much better’ BITCH ITS THE SAME PACKAGE!! She comes every year. We all know ahead what week the ‘cookie lady’ is going to be staying w us. So we can get her shitty grocery store cookies.

15.) From sweetrhymepurereason:

A young man I’ll call Business Douche tried to send back two bottles of Penfolds Grange, not because of the taste, but because he was trying to impress older potential clients with his stunning wine knowledge (yeah, right).

The potential clients were so grossed out by the display that they paid for the meal and insisted on paying for both bottles and drinking them. Business Douche tried to reach for a bottle to pour himself a glass and the client told him that since it wasn’t up to his standards he couldn’t possibly let him have any. Effective Business Shaming 101. It was like watching Jack Donaghy at work.

16.) From Goldschlager777:

As a valet, probably tossing us the keys to the car, expecting us to know who they were. It was quite the experience to try to write a ticket out for them, they took offense to it.

17.) From Slylylyly:

I used to work in a luxury hotel. A colleague of mine got a call from an in house guest, asking for a car to take him somewhere. Naturally, he offered him what options we had, and the guest got annoyed and closed the line.

A few minutes later, the guest came down to the front desk and asked for my colleague. He then proceeded to show him a cardboard bag literally overflowing with cash, and started saying 'You dare ask me which car just because of different prices? Can't you see how much money I have? Why do I care, just get me a f*cking car ready.'

People...

18.) From SuitAndTy89:

Worked in a fancy smancy lobster pound/restaurant on the water where had a lot of outdoor seating. These very very wealthy people come to eat and demand a table outside for dinner. Now it’s just before sundown in the middle of summer in Maine and we’re on the water so mosquitoes are definitely not scarce. These people sit down order a $200 bottle of wine a massive lobster each and some appetizers. They seem to enjoy the meal up until the sun sets and the bugs come out. These people were not happy and complaining and complaining about it and the “shitty restaurant not paying for mosquito spraying” the waitress gets a couple candles to light and asks if they need anything else and those mother f*ckers asked her to stand next to them with a flyswatter. She laughed thinking they were joking and the man said “what ever happened to good service nowadays” they also left 0 tip on a $350 bill

19.) From maddierose1418:

This isn't as much a specific instance, but something that happens all the time with entitled or rich people. I work at a very expensive hotel in Hawaii and people will just come up to the desk and yell words at you. Like no hello or please, just "LUAU" or "ATM". It's like they aren't even thinking of us as people.

20.) From Xepher:

I worked IT (computer tech) in a small, tourist ski town and had a few run ins with properly rich people.

The worst was a local lawyer. Called for support because his email wasn't working. I showed up (no one at my office would take the call, but I was young and eager for work) and asked "What's the problem?"

He told me he didn't have time to explain the problem. That his time was too valuable and I should just "figure it out" because that's what he paid me for. Let me assure you, as someone that bills by the hour, I definitely made that one work.

21.) From mshaw09:

I worked at a restaurant in the lobby of a rather nice hotel. There was a rich dude that basically lived there. He would eat in our restaurant every night. Our chef had to hand-pick his steaks from a local butcher. The steaks were f*cking massive. It was always specially prepared just for him. Every f*cking time this f*ckstain would take two or three bites and complain to everyone in ear shot that his steak was terrible. Every. F*cking. Time. This dude was odd. He would only drink our cheap wine that we served by the glass. However, he would request that you open a fresh bottle just for him. He couldn't possible drink a glass of wine out of a bottle that was first opened for someone else. Even if I just opened the wine and poured a glass to the person next to him. That bottle was considered "tainted" to him. If you are that f*cking picky, just buy your own damn bottle of wine. Victor, f*ck you. Oh, and one last thing. He parked in the handicapped spot out front, even though he is not handicapped. But because he spent so much damn money at the hotel, the managers refused to make him move his car or have it towed.

22.) From [deleted]:

My former boss (insanely wealthy), used to stay in presidential suites and would have any and all red removed. He was a high roller at several casinos and they made special chips just for him as a substitute to red chips. He hated the color red because when you’re losing money, you’re “in the red.”

23.) From Thuggibear:

I work at a Marriot, one that is more expensive than your typical hotel but by NO MEANS a place that millionaires or celebrities would come to, especially because of our suburban location. However that doesn't mean I don't often get people who think that because they are paying 150 bucks a night on a Marriot hotel room (honestly not that much but it feels a lot to them) that they can be just as rude and entitled as the other comments on our thread. My favorite little story is the guy who was shooting hoops at our sports court too early in the morning, and when i asked him to stop he just looked at me and threw the ball as far as he could into the parking lot, saying "I'm paying too much to be treated this way. I'm talking to your manager".

24.) From underbite420:

Ordering the most expensive wine in the house...pouring two 1/2 glasses...taking a sip...and sending it back knowing full well they are paying for it.

To those folks I say THANK YOU! Nothing makes employees happier than free (expensive) booze.

25.) And, finally, another Jennifer Aniston story!

From [deleted]:

Earlier in the day I get a call from this woman wanting to make a reservation for 8 (no problem, it was the same day as the woman’s World Cup so we were really slow) and she wants a table by the window which was also not a problem. However then she proceeds to demand that no other parties be seated at any tables directly next to them for the duration of the meal. I explain to her I’ll try my best to accommodate this, but in no way can I guarantee it if more guests show up than is possible to reach that goal. She. Goes. Off. She starts telling me I better do this because the table is seating several high profile people and that they demand they have this demand met. I ask who the people are and she will not reveal information because I’ll call the paparazzi. I’d also like to add, I don’t have a fucking clue how I would even go about doing that. Anyway they show up and I realize it is Jennifer Aniston, as well as Jason Bateman, Sia, and Sandra Bullock (she wasn’t as exciting to see because I had seen her multiple times in Austin over the years and got to meet her while eating at a restaurant she owns. They were absolutely the nicest people. Incredibly friendly. They even allowed for the employees to take a few pics after the meal. But the best part was when the assistant to Ms. Aniston, the woman on the phone, was finally seated, she had to eat at the bar by herself and was not included.

20 people share the scariest things they've seen while driving at night.

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Driving at night is the prime time to catch some weird stuff on the road. Once the sun has set, animals feel more comfortable lumbering onto the road, intoxicated and bizarre people wander about, and everything feels 500 times creepier.

When you're driving in the dark with no other people around, you can't afford to take chances with creepy premonitions, you have to listen to your trembling gut.

In a popular Reddit thread, people shared the scariest things they've encountered while driving at night, and it'll make you wanna save your commutes for the sunlight.

1. From cidiusgix:

A f*cking owl standing on the carcass of a large buck in the mountains at 3-5am. All you see as you approach are two glowing red orbs, then slowly a becomes huge dark form standing on the edge of the road with eyes of fire. Then you get close enough and this massive f*cking owl just gives you the death stare as you go past. You realize it was just a large a*s owl standing on the remains of fresh road kill. Freaked me out for the rest of the dark part of the drive.

Edit: Changed corpse to carcass because a couple c*nts can’t accept the interchangeability of the English language.

2. From Auto_Fac:

Someone I knew locally came across a jeep that had just crashed into the ditch on a highway at night, flipped on it's top, wheels still turning kind of thing.

He was the first on scene so called 911 and ran down into the ditch. The driver, who was badly mangled, had been tossed from the car and was dying. This guy held him and the driver died in his arms.

The weirdest part of it all was that he found out the next day that it was his cousin, but he hadn't been able to recognize him.

3. From trplOG:

Driving down a two lane divided highway. I came up to a couple semis and went into the left lane to pass. I did a shoulder check to get back into the right lane when I saw headlights in front of me..in my lane. The car was going the wrong way.

I managed to swerve into the ditch, felt like I was mere centimeters from death. Thought my wife's scream would be the last thing I ever hear. And I never want to hear it again. The semis I passed all pulled to the shoulder to come check on us. Didn't see the car anywhere. I think they just kept going.

Had to pull into a gas station after and collect myself.

Edit: rephrased to make less confusing.

4. From r34lsessattack:

I was following a Grey Toyota Tundra in a massive blizzard through Montana on McDonald pass. He was going pretty quick most of the way but must have been unfamiliar with how steep the final few miles are. He got away from me as I slowed down to about 35. Not 5 min later I passed his tire marks in the fresh snow that went off the side of the mountain. Pulled over and looked down to see his truck upside down and on fire about 300 yards down.

Called 911. He didn’t die but was burnt up pretty bad. Sad and scary and don’t go 50 in the snow just because you have a truck or 4wd!!!

5. From xilog:

An a*shole overtaking a petrol tanker around a blind corner, coming my way. Scared the sh*t out of me.

6. From Hex_Code_Glitter:

Whilst driving from Morelia to Ciudad Hidalgo, in Mexico, back in the 80's we had two ways to get to Ciudad Hidalgo which was the national road or the old national road which was called Mil Cumbres. Mil cumbres basically means 1,000 curves. That stretch of road literally had 1,000 curves so a lot of people would get motion sickness when on that road.

One evening on our way back to my grandparents, who lived in Ciudad Hidalgo, my grandfather was driving and he loved taking Mil Cumbres because it had really nice views and he just really loved driving that road but since we had the new national road, not a lot of people used that road anymore so it was kind of desolate with the exception of passing one or two little towns.

It was dusk so soon that meant that being on such a desolate road in the mountains, we would be in complete darkness on the road with no many other cars on the same stretch of road. It took 2 hours to get to the town on that road so maybe 45 mins into the drive it had already gotten really dark and as we were driving my grandfather started slowing down.

I was sitting in the back seat because my grandmother was in the front with my grandfather so I kind of stood over the front chairs to see why he was slowing down. That's when I saw a huge tree log blocking the road. My grandfather came to a stop and immediately started going in reverse to turn around and get out of the immediately.

After we turned, my grandfather stepped on the gas pedal and I was sort of thrown back into the back seat. I immediately turned around to see if I could anything and as we were speeding away, I could see men, very dimly since it the light from the tail lights from the car were starting to get dimmer and dimmer, coming from out of the adjacent trees next to tree log on the road, with flashlights and guns.

We were about to get robbed and thanks to my grandfather's quick thinking and taking action immediately, we avoided it. That was the last time I was ever on that road.

https://www.dangerousroads.org/north-america/mexico/6130-mil-cumbres.html

7. From hehipg:

I had just finished driving for Uber and was driving down the access road to my home around 3am when I saw a body lying completely lifeless next to one of those motorized scooters. I pulled over and flagged down his buddies who were drunk and kept going without realizing their friend was lying on the ground. Ambulance arrived and took the kid away, but I never came to find out if he made it. F*ck those scooters man

8. From Land_As_Exile:

I was on i70 in Colorado going towards Utah, pulled over at a gas station at 8pm. Fueling up I noticed a couple of attractive women pumping gas, on the other side of the pump was the man in his late 40s, just staring at these young women without notice of anything else going on around him. I walk inside to go grab some food for the next few hours of driving, when I come out I see both the younger women's car and the older man's truck are gone. I decided to hang out at the gas station for the next hour to catch a little sleep before hitting the road again.

After driving for a few hours (I was speeding heavy) I pull over at yet another gas station, the young women are there getting gas and eating some food on a picnic table. Looked like they had been there for a while. I didn't see any sign or the man in the truck but can't say I was looking very hard for it. Well here is where it got creepy as hell...

Can't say I didn't stare at them a bit, I mean they were good looking women. As I am watching them leave I see in the next parking lot over some headlights turn on and it's the same man as before. He leaves when the women leave once again. Okay that's a bit weird but could just be a coincidence as there weren't many places to pull over. I leave a few minutes later and catch up to them...now this guy is riding their a*s with his high beams on.

I decided to slow down and stay a distance behind the truck. 10 minutes or so later the women pull over once again to most likely get this guy off their a*s... With a sign of relief the truck keeps going and I continue on my way. About 1 mile down the road the guy just pulls off to the side of the highway. So I pull off a mile or so down the road again.

Sure enough the women drive by and the guy is still following them. At this point we are out in the middle of nowhere and too many coincidences have happened. I called the cops to alert them and about 15 minutes the cops pulled the guy over.

I could have just seen too many horror movies that started like this and over reacted but ya never know. Better safe than sorry.

9. From TheCourtPeach:

Not me but a friend. After dropping me off at my house around 2am, my friend calls me and tells me to pick my doors. He said he saw a man standing in the middle of the road and that as he passed him the man kept staring through him. Not at him really, but like their was something behind him in his back seat. He also said he could barely make out anything about the man other than his large eyes and trench coat.

What really terrified me is that this happened on a street that only my family lives on and no one would have been out that night. Also we're a solid mile and a half from the nearest neighbor. Freaked me the hell out.

10. From payton_planet:

I slammed the brakes once because I saw a deer in my peripheral vision. Upon closer inspection, it was a mounted deer head on a stick in the middle of the woods. Slammed the gas after I realized that.

11. From armyourbeans:

I used to deliver pizza, and often had deliveries right at midnight when we closed. One time, late at night, I'm driving back to the store through a small neighborhood. Up ahead I see something. It's perfectly spherical bright/shiny... Thing, just hovering about 6 feet off the ground. Not moving at all.

I pull up very slowly. Still doesn't move. Still can't comprehend what I'm looking at. Just this shiny hovering orb in the road at midnight.

At this point my curiosity has overridden my fear. I'm the guy in the horror movie who dies first because I just gotta know. Either I die or I get a cool story, right?

So I hop out of the car, and slowly walk up to it. I'm right in front of it and still can't understand what I'm seeing.

So I reach out and touch it.

It's a balloon.

One of those foil birthday balloons with the streetlights shining on it making it look weird out of context in the middle of the night on an empty road.

12. From Pipermccloud:

Dad was driving at night, and I was looking out the window and saw two red pinpricks in the corn field, and it followed us. I told my dad about it and he said, in the most calm, casual tone for this situation:

"Those are cornfield demons. Stay in the car and you'll be okay."

Cue me freaking the hell out when he got out of the car not too long after to check a tire before getting back in.

I'm still not sure if that was an actual thing or if he was using a situation to his advantage to teach me to not do anything stupid like that at night. Either ways, it worked, and I STILL have no idea what those two pinpricks were.

EDIT: Because you guys have no freaking idea what a pinprick is and cannot garner context from the rest of the passage:

https://www.bing.com/images/search?view=detailV2&id=79DEBCF850AE71A1A95609877DA47AA05ACC4C00&thid=OIP.MWaDXbXEOSYMSe6rZCt0GQHaEK&mediaurl=http%3A%2F%2Fichef.bbci.co.uk%2Fwwfeatures%2Fwm%2Flive%2F624_351%2Fimages%2Flive%2Fp0%2F2k%2F99%2Fp02k99rn.jpg&exph=351&expw=624&q=animals+with+glowing+eyes&selectedindex=0&ajaxhist=0&vt=0&eim=1

13. From jawsome_man:

This is a story about something that was really scary at the time, but kind of funny in retrospect.

Once I was driving through an unfamiliar stretch of desert and mountains on my way to a campground in Utah. The sun had set and it was pitch black outside. We hadn't seen a town for a long time, which was fine because we didn't need fuel, but it's worth noting here that before it had gotten dark, the last several exits that had been marked on the map didn't appear to have any people at them. There weren't many other cars on the road that we could see, but eventually this vehicle came up behind me, clearly going much faster than I was. He passed me on the left and as he went around me I could see that it was a pickup truck with a lift kit.

The pickup got back into my lane in front of me. He stayed there for a few seconds, then suddenly swerved to the left and slammed on his brakes. He then cut back over into my lane so he was behind me and switched on his brights. He followed me like this for some time, getting right on my rear and flashing his brights repeatedly. I started getting nervous at this bizarre and aggressive behavior. I told my wife to help me find a populated exit.

The road began to spiral down a steep mountainous slope. What followed next was a progression of increasingly alarming road signs that seemed like they belonged in a Looney Toons cartoon where a character is about to careen off a cliff. These signs said things like: "Watch for Wildlife", "Frequent Wildlife Crossing- Next 20 Miles", "Watch for Ice", "Watch for Falling Rock", etc.

None of them would have been scary on their own, or maybe in the daylight, but at night, in a situation where I was starting to panic, they seemed alarming and it seemed like they were ridiculously increasing in severity. At one point, a sign popped up that said "Road Damage". Since I was in panic mode, I remember exclaiming, "Why don't they just fix the damage instead of putting up a sign!?"

Eventually, we found a town with lots of lights and I promptly exited. I was terrified the guy would follow us, but he went on past me. I pulled into a gas station and that's when I figured what I probably should have realized a long time before. I had my brights on.

14. From SilentDis:

Scariest and funniest at the same time.

I was working at a restaurant as a cook. We did full menu till 11:00 PM, then apps and burgers till 1:00 AM. I tended to pull the solo night shift, because I would walk out the door at 1:05 AM and the kitchen was stocked, clean, and perfect.

It was a long night. Stupid FoH kept sending back food orders after 1:00 AM, I didn't leave till 2:00 AM. 30 minute drive home, and I was exceptionally tired.

I lived in the boonies of Wisconsin, at the time. A good 5km outside of town, which was 500 people, 2 churches, and 9 bars. I hit the little 24/7 truck stop just at the edge of that town for some munchies and smokes, and made the final trek home.

Encountering deer was not uncommon out there, so I was going slow. When what appeared before me, to my tired eyes, was a monster.

It had a huge, round body. This crazy long neck, a pointy head, and only 2 legs. Right in the middle of the road. Scared the ever loving fuck out of me in that state.

Thankfully, it stood there for a second. Brain re-engaged. It's an ostrich. Ok, not a monster, heh, just... an...

What the fuck is an ostrich doing wandering around in Central Wisconsin?!?

I looked at it, it looked at me. I blinked. Nope, still there. Pretty sure it's real. Finally, it trundled off into the forest.

What.

I grabbed my cellphone, and called the tiny little police station in town (non-emergency number).

"So... I'm really tired, so please laugh at me and tell me to go home and sleep and ignore the call... but I'm pretty sure I just saw an ostrich on Highway xx just outside $town."

She started laughing hysterically, then assured me that:

  • No, I'm not hallucinating.

  • There's an ostrich and emu farm on the other side of town, guy raises them for the kitch places in town for meat.

  • Some drunk driver felt that "turns are for pussies", went up, over the berm, through the fence, and through most of the barn.

  • There's still 4 animals, including the one I just spotted, unaccounted for.

  • Where are you exactly, and which way did it go so we can round it up?

I gave her the info, finished the last few miles home, and died in bed. Wild night, man.

15. From GrayOnline:

Frogs. F*cking. EVERYWHERE. Like hundreds of frogs all over the road.

16. From Reapingday15:

A dead, butchered horse laying in the road. Someone had completely skinned and butchered a horse, took the choice pieces of meat, and just dumped it on the highway. I almost crashed into it.

17. From Stevebertfan:

Driving to work at 4:30am and seeing a cyclist with his head split open and brains on the road.

18. From runeofrose:

I was fetching someone from his work place. Had to go through some fields, and some parts of the road were dark. I saw a thin, long object, wiggling at an upright position at the side if the road in front of me. Totally freaked me out. I thought I was finally experiencing something extraordinary.

As I got closer I realized it was a tail of a cow. It must've escaped from some field and was hanging around at the side of the road. The cow itself was black, the tail slightly lighter in color. That's why I only saw the tail moving first without seeing the whole cow first.

19. From dontqustion:

A lonely abandoned shack with a bunch of arrows pointing to it. Saying come in!

EDIT: To answer some questions i was on my way to Texas to see family and the GPS took us down a back road. My mom and I joked that it was a sex dungeon.

20. From yucatan36:

3am on a lonely road and I was the passenger. An old man only wearing a bra, panties and high heals was casually walking down the road. My friend who was driving didn't believe me and went back around. Sure enough, he saw him and we were like wtf.

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