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Kylie Jenner and Tyga broke up, and the reason is exactly what you'd expect.

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Kylie Jenner and Tyga have broken up, and a source told TMZ the reason: "It's something Tyga did." Of course it is.

The source says the couple suddenly broke up yesterday (Tyga's birthday, sad emoji) under "pressure from the Kardashians" after Kylie returned from Australia. Kylie, who recently turned 18, had been dating the 26-year-old rapper for more than a year. So yes, if you do the math, that does mean since she was a child.

What did you, Tyga? (Something.)

The Kardashian sleuths over at E! did a close examination of Kylie's social media, and found that she hadn't made any mentions about Tyga's birthday. And the pair isn't known to keep things low-key and under the radar when it comes to b-day celebrations. Tyga's present for Kylie this year was a $250,000 Ferrari.

Kylie also shared a video on Snapchat singing a song about a breakup:

The part of "Been That Way" by Bryson Tiller that she sings starts out "She don't never want to see us go through round two." Because Tyga did something? And the something was very bad?

Hopefully Kylie will be able to deal with her break-up in a way that works for her. Like putting on her best butt-shaping Spanx and dancing around her entire mansion, which you know she has all to herself.


People are posting the reasons they swiped left. Here are the 15 funniest.

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"No. No. OK. No. Gross. Die. WTF. No. Bye. *Screenshot.* Ew. OK. No. Never."

Congratulations you just spent 2 minutes sorting through all the horny garbage people of Tinder. Sure, there are some online-dating diamonds in the rough, but in order to find them you have to dish out a lot of rejectionSomeecards asked our readers, "Why did you swipe left?" The answers will make you laugh, cringe, and possibly vow to be single forever.

1. Because it takes a village to get you laid.

2. Hey pal, save some infants and firearms for the rest of us!

3. Because that might be code for butt-stuff.

4. Tinder, you're fired.

5. Just hope he's not the one kissing the bride.

6. Ruin your life once, shame on you. Ruin it twice, shame on Tinder. 

7. Please be fake, please be fake, please be fake.

8. You can share a grandma, BUT THAT'S IT!

9. "It's not you, it's me... and my girlfriend."

10. Sometimes you need to swipe right just to ask WTF?

11. If this is going to work, he needs to see your face right MEOW!

12. It's definitely not because you're weirdly picky.

13. Because you've got to be extra careful if you have a really ripped Dad who also uses Tinder.

 14. You can almost smell the Axe Body Spray.

15. What, you don't like the strong silent type?

OK, maybe swipe right just this once.... AHH NO NEVER MIND! *deletes account*

 

Need an end-of-week 'aww'? Watch this confused little girl meet her new baby brother.

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There's something magical about little kids meeting their baby siblings for the first time. Their love is immediate and guileless; their faces full of wonder. Plus they have no idea how much this tiny new person is going to annoy them someday by repeatedly flicking bits of chewed-up corn across the dinner table, which helps. This adorable big sister is a bit concerned at first, seeing her mom in a hospital bed and asking "What happened?" (Did no one explain??) But once she figures out who that itty bitty human is, there's a whole lot of appreciative squeaking.

Bakery posts 'politically incorrect' warning sign on door, thrilling some and baffling others.

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Schuler's bakery in Springfield, Ohio has taken a bold and public stance on the growing culture war in the U.S. A sign recently posted on the store's front door warns any and all prospective customers that their fresh bread will come with a free side of unapologetic heartland values whether they want them or not—political correctness be darned!

How much you want to bet they don't do gluten-free?

Notice: This store is politically incorrect. We say Merry Christmas, God Bless America. We salute our flag & give thanks to our troops, police officers and firefighters. If this offends you, you are welcome to leave. In God We Trust.

A photo of the sign was posted to Facebook by Springfield resident Jackie Stevens. One of her friends, Angel Jacobs, shared the image to the page of local CBS affiliate WHIO, where it quickly went viral. Many commenters were delighted to see a local business take a stand against political correctness, saying the things that they imagine others are afraid to say.

Others were less enthusiastic about the sign, arguing that it was hostile and misleading, like the rest of the "War on Christmas" rhetoric. They also argued that the sign was unnecessary, because it's a f*cking bakery.

Schuler's Bakery: serving up hot bread and hot topics. The attitude is just as fresh as the donuts. Except the day-olds, which are available at a discount.

Warm anyone's heart with these pit bulls wearing jammies.

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Meet Darren and Phillip, The Blue Boys, two pit bull brothers who are very adorable and very patient and will basically wear any outfits that their owners put on them. They live their wonderful life in Brisbane, Australia. While they're not technically related by blood, these two are inseparable snuggle buddies. Apparently they cozy up together like this naturally, and the pictures have now earned them a cult following. Can you imagine what would happen if you gave these dogs in pajamas to drunk girls? They'd lose their minds, just like they always do when you present them with puppies.

Sure, some people aren't fans of the breed. To be certain, they can grow to gargantuan sizes. But pictures of The Blue Boys are pure joy:

The one on the right is better at smiling for pictures than most children:

Wait, are we doing ears up or ears down for this one?

Coziest snuggle in the history of snuggles:

After mastering the smile, he now giggles in pictures:

You can see more of The Blue Boys on Instagram.

People made traditional condoms from an 1844 recipe. They were even grosser than modern ones.

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Many people (read: men) find condoms icky: the texture, the lube, the fact that they're on your penis… there are plenty of reasons for them to give your willy the willies. But they serve an important function, and if you refuse to wear one you're basically an a-hole. Besides, it could be way worse. You could be trying to get laid in the nineteenth century.

To prove this point, some brave research bloggers from io9 decided to make a condom the old-fashioned way, using a recipe from a book published in 1844. The result, which was made from part of a sheep's digestive system treated with lye and sulfur, was understandably disgusting, and not something modern people would want to put on or in their bodies (except for Charlie Sheen).

Check out the process, provided you haven't eaten recently:

The things people do for sex. This isn't even that extreme.

Climb on top of this weekend like this kitten that's trying to ride a dog.

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Wow, it's been a helluva a week, and you deserve to watch something totally adorable and stupid: a kitten hanging doggedly onto a dog. They're probably a big happy family, because Momma Cat is watching comfortably from the sidelines, but Mr. Dog (all dogs are boys) does seem pretty annoyed by her unruly baby. But his annoyance is our delight!

Hahaha, look at him jumping around like a little grumpus. Be this kitten. Never let yourself be daunted by life. Grab onto the weekend and ride it until it throws you back into Monday morning. Yeehaw!

John Malkovich has made a movie that won't be seen for 100 years.

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Remy Martin has funded a John Malkovich film that won't be seen for 100 years. It's a classy way to advertise their stupid-expensive 100-year-old Louis XIII Cognac.* Directed by Robert Rodriguez (known for From Dusk Till Dawn and giving college film students filmmaking boners) with cinematography by Claudio Miranda (known for Life of Pi and being a hair hero), the Malkovich-penned film deals with what life will be like in 100 years. But unless somebody gets on some legit life-extension right quick, you're never going to see the sucker, because it's getting locked in a safe box for 100 years.

Malcovich says that he studied futurism and science fiction to help decide exactly what vision of the future the film would take. He noted that there are so many possibilities: "An incredibly high tech, beyond computerized version of the world, a post-Chernoybl, back to nature, semi-collapsed civilization and then there was a retro future which was how the future was imagined in science fiction of the 1940s or 50s." Some of these different visions are played out in the film's teasers, but none of these contain footage from the actual film, apparently:

 

According io9, the fine cognac folks "are sending out metal movie tickets to about 1,000 influential people inviting them to invite their descendants to a screening exactly one century from today," as if the children of today's influencers aren't going to be total screw-ups. That'll be a fun screening.

*How expensive? One site has a bottle of the current batch listed at a cool $2,999.99, approximately the cost of 100 bottles of very tasty bourbon or almost 3,000 bottles of refreshing beer (and probably, like, 4,000 cans of sh*t beer).


Self diagnosis.

This video of Harrison Ford surprising 'Star Wars' fans for charity is great whether you're a fan or not.

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It's always delightful to watch celebrities surprise big fans, just like Harrison Ford did for Star Wars fans in this Omaze video. Omaze is kind of like Kickstarter for charities, except the charities are always teamed up with celebrities (aka "celebs") who are somehow involved in the grand prize (you might remember this Omaze video for getting to blow stuff up with Ahhhnold). In this video, Omaze staffers video-called people who donated to the previous Star Wars Omaze campaign to tell them about the new campaign. Apparently none of them found this weird, which is good, because they were then treated to a surprise Fording. 

Lost time.

Adele pretends to be an Adele impersonator, but she can't hide that sweet, sweet voice.

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Adele played a fun prank and went undercover as an Adele impersonator amongst a bunch of Adele impersonators. She called herself Jenny, and had everyone fooled right up until she went onstage. There's a funny thing about Adele; she's pure magic, and a few seconds after she started singing the looks on several of the women changed. Adele's lyrics have the power to confound people when used in text messages. Even her open letter about her album made people cry, even though it is technically neither lyrics nor music.

Perhaps the best part of watching the other impersonators' faces are the holdouts who temporarily refuse to believe it is actually Adele. But that signature voice is undeniable:

This was good clean fun. The impersonators were of course thrilled to meet her and simply be in her presence. It was much more heartfelt and endearing than the time Miley Cyrus went undercover to ask people what they thought of Miley.

This Irish mom trying to kill a spider is way more funny because she's Irish.

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Shane O Connor filmed his dear sweet Irish mother as she summoned the courage to kill a spider. She is truly terrified of this spider, and spends the better part of the encounter shaking a spatula at it as if this might scare it away. Not surprisingly, the spider does not notice her shrieks or menacing spatula and stays exactly where it is. It could be because it's drunk, or it might be part of the small percentage of Irish spiders that speak Gaelic instead of English. One spider is all it takes for someone with arachnophobia to completely lose their mind. But one spider is not nearly as frightening as multiple spiders that close down an elementary school, or thousands of spiders pouring out of a ceiling.

Shane's mom manages to turn this into an epic ordeal that somehow keeps getting funnier. To her credit, she does not enlist the dog's help, though it seems the dog would really like to pitch in:

Victory! She does manage to kill it, and closes with her signature finishing move: lots of poking with a stick. The O Connors will most certainly enjoy viewing this video repeatedly at upcoming family holiday gatherings.

Justin Bieber serenaded Selena Gomez in a hotel lounge with an interesting song choice.

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Justin Bieber was taped serenading Selena Gomez last night at a hotel bar in Beverly Hills. This seems like a pretty good indication that these two might be rekindling their romance. It also means that paparazzi photographers are going to begin relentlessly stalking them. Lots of people get back together with an ex in their early twenties, then regret it and go meet someone more interesting. Even famous people do it! To be certain, Bieber does what Bieber wants. He walks out of interviews, and when he manages to complete interviews, he insists he's single. But his song choice for this impromptu tune sounds like he's trying to win her back:

 

@justinbieber singing my girl to @selenagomez....is this real? Pure magic.

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Generally speaking, you don't sing "My Girl" to a girl unless she's your girl, or in this case if she used to be your girl and you want her to be your girl again. There were no reports of Selena grabbing the mic and reprising famous scenes from Wizards of Waverly Place.

A woman is making these newly free-range chickens some dope new fall clothes.

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Nicola Congdon and her mother Ann own about 60 retired hens and decided to knit them sweaters to keep them warm as they adjust to being free-range. They rescue and house the battery hens at their home in Cornwall, England. Unfortunately, the hens have spent most of their lives in cages to produce eggs. As a result, they can have difficulty adjusting to the natural weather outdoors. Some had plucked their own feathers out as a result of anxiety from the conditions in cages.

So Nicola started making sweaters for them to stay warm outside. They work really well, and the hens seem to be big fans.

There’s no problems with actually putting the jumpers on, they just stand there and they do everything they should be doing, as a chicken would.

Everybody wins. The chickens really do just stand there, totally wearing sweaters. Sounds like they have a pretty sweet setup for their retirement from commercial egg production.


Celebs have it easy, so here's a montage of them getting surprised and scared to death.

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Ellen DeGeneres created a video roundup of the best celebrity scares from her show. Ellen recently celebrated the milestone of her 2000th show, which resulted in her having a stage named in her honor. With over 2000 episodes and an endless supply of celebrity guests, the show has managed to scare the ever-living crap out of a whole bunch of people. Jake Gyllenhaal, Kristen Wiig, and perhaps best of all, Taylor Swift being scared so badly she falls down on a bathroom floor. 

Sometimes a fellow celebrity does the scaring, and sometimes it's a crew member in a very random costume. Whatever the formula, it works every time, with lots of bleeped curses from the victims: 

With great power comes great responsibility. In this case, the responsibility of terrifying celebrities for our amusement.  

Thanksgiving

'SNL' shows the one thing you can use to unite your bickering family on Thanksgiving: Adele.

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In a time when political discourse has become an increasingly polarizing xenophobia contest, there is only one thing that can truly unite America around thanksgiving: Adele. 

A classic Thanksgiving of bickering family members on Saturday Night Live, featuring host Matthew McConaughey talking about that new "transgender trend," was saved by belting out Adele. The emotions are infectious, and your drunk uncle won't be able to help it but join in. 

Real celebrities (and celebrity impressions) try out for the new 'Star Wars' on 'SNL.'

Adele sang 'When We Were Young' on 'SNL' last night, forcing millions to feel something.

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It is a cynical time we live in. With constant distraction, it is hard to have the time, or to feel that you have the permission for outpourings of genuine emotion. That's what Adele is for. 

While society does not reward or enable emotionality, it is the raw, genuine *feels* Adele brings that brings people together. Experience an awakening of your inner life (that hasn't been stirring since her last album, 21) with her SNL performance of "When We Were Young." It was pretty good, in other words.

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