The YouTube series Ask a Porn Star always reveals a lot about the lives of porn stars, but the particular question of "Is squirt pee?" seems better suited to the medical community. Right now, the consensus is that when a woman secrets anything during sex, especially a projectile secretion, it is probably urine. However: these ladies make a pretty convincing case that it may not be. Some claim there's a different consistency, texture and, yes, even a differing taste between urine and the elusive lady ejaculate. Others are just mad that some of their fellow porn stars are drinking water until they explode and making money off it. Jealous much?

Whether squirt is really urine or not, most of the ladies agree that whatever is coming out down there when it happens, it sure feels good. So throw down some plastic sheets and let it spray.

Ahmed Mohamed, the 14-year-old Texas high school student who was arrested after teachers mistaked his homemade clock for a bomb, is asking for $15 million in damages. His attorney wrote two letters—one asking the city for $10 million and another asking the school district for $5 million—and in both letters, threatened a civil suit if the demands are not met. As with most of these types of suits, they are probably not expecting to get the full $15 million, but still, that's a lot of moolah. 

The letters lay out all the different (and illegal) ways school administrators and police mistreated Ahmed before and after he was arrested. They note the lasting psychological damage the whole ordeal has had on him, in addition to the negative effects it has had on the family, which has faced a lot of Islamophobia and public abuse since the incident and now fears for its security. 

The school district and city are aware of the letters, but have not responded to them yet. They have 60 days to do so, at which the civil suit will commence. 

It can be hard for guys to get ahead on Tinder, even when they aren't making colossal mistakes. Standing out from the pack of sweaty dudes is no easy feat when you know women are swiping past tons of look-alike bros at a breakneck speed. But FoodBeast writer Sean Fahmy is well aware of the fastest way to a woman's heart, and took full advantage by creating a new Tinder profile for himself—as a glass of wine.

You might think after reading his profile, that he had squeezed every lap drop of fine-aged pun from the, uh, pun vine. But you'd be very, very wrong! He saved the rest for all the thirsty women who swiped right.

But not every woman was into it.

Well. There's no accounting for taste.

You can't go through life expecting to just have everything handed to you by delivery people. You have to work hard for your mail, or it's not worth it! Using that logic, having a package delivered to your roof, as happened to a man in England last week, is a lucky opportunity to earn your parcel. 

According to the Birmingham Mail, the man arrived home to find a package on the roof of his two-story house along with a note from the delivery driver that said, accurately and succinctly, "Sorry top off (sic) your roof." The man's friend, Ajmal Aziz, tweeted the note and a photo to the delivery firm, Yodel, and wrote, "Suprised (sic) your delivery driver decided to throw the package on the roof? Any reason why?"

After the tweet went viral, Yodel apologized and explained that the courier had tried to throw the package into an open window, but missed. The driver went back to retrieve the package with a ladder, all the while saying he was very sorry, and also that he will never do it again. Here's the full statement from their spokesperson:

One of our drivers was overly enthusiastic in his attempt to deliver a parcel for a customer who was out: aiming for an open window, he missed and found the roof.

It was obviously a silly thing to do and this is very embarrassing.

To his credit, the driver returned to the house with some ladders in his own time to retrieve the parcel and apologise to the customer.

We've reminded all our drivers that while it is important to go the extra mile to get people their deliveries, parcels should never be thrown.

We have apologised and are sending a bouquet of flowers to the customer.

How can you not forgive someone for chucking your mail onto your very high roof when they give you a bouquet of flowers? After all, he was just trying to throw it through a window, which is totally normal.

In November of 2014, Catherine Zanga died of cancer. For fifteen years before that, she was married to Hyong Yi. To honor her memory, Yi wrote 100 love notes to her and formatted them as if the two were having a conversation. Yi and his children spent last Friday handing strangers in their home city of Charlotte, NC, the 100 love notes (one assumes the notes didn't have any sex stuff). His hope was that by remembering his wife in this positive way around the anniversary of her death, he could help other people appreciate the people they love. Here's Yi talking about it:

Not only were Yi's notes well-received, but the concept has captured the hearts, minds, and social media accounts of people around the world. At urging from his friends, Yi created a website with all 100 of his love notes, so people can read them all:

Other people have been inspired to write love notes to the people they care about as well. The notes are both physical and digital, being shared online under the hashtag #100lovenotes:

Honest, touching, and caring, the way love notes should be. Just like this one.

"Another Angry Woman," a blogger/Twitter person, is making sourdough bread with the yeast from her own vagina and people are losing their shit over it. Well, she's attempting to make bread from her vaginal yeast. It's unclear whether or not it will actually work, according to one of her blog posts about the process:

[S]ourdough [bread] starters pick up wild yeast, so I have no real way of telling whether or not what’s growing is the vaginal yeast, or whether it’s just the stuff that would have grown anyway. 

Other writing on the possibility vaginal yeast actually activating and being usable in food is similarly skeptical. Regardless, she's pretty damn committed the "idea" of doing it.

She's on day four of the project, gradually adding flour to the mixture every day. Here's her recipe:

Ingredients:

1 small Greek coffee-sized cup of plain flour
1/2 small Greek coffee-sized cup of water
As much vaginal yeast as I could scrape off a dildo I put in my vagina–my estimate is that there was about as much of it as would lightly coat a single tine of a fork, and no more.

Method: 

• Mix the ingredients together.
• Cover in foil, leave
• The next day, “feed” it 1 small Greek coffee-sized cup of flour, 1/2 small Greek coffee-sized cup of water.
• Cover it back up
• Repeat the feeding
• idk what I’ll do next, I’m only on the third day. [She wrote this blog post yesterday]

She's getting a lot of hate from people that think it's gross or that it's some kind of feminist art project.

She's been quick to point out that everyday culinary practices—such as washing chicken or making sausage—are actually far grosser. She also points out that if any part of the vaginal yeast was actually harmful for human consumption, the preparation process for the bread gets rid of it. 

Although her Twitter bio defines her as "Anarchist. Feminist. Queer." she also says that she's not doing it for "any feminist protest type reasons." She doesn't consider it art, but rather, "personal experimental baking." It seems like she's more interested in people's attitudes towards women's vaginas and the reactions the project is inciting. 

She's going to keep updating her progress on her Twitter and blog. Let's hope it works out, so people can have a slice with a big ol' dab of breastmilk cheese. 

Sometimes, movies do very, very well, but other times, they are complete busts and make everyone poor (actually, they allow accountants at movie studios to hide their profits from other films so they can claim to have lost money that year as a company and pay zero taxes, but that's not what this article is about). Forbes magazine, one of the world's foremost resources for lists of things that are worth money, crunched the numbers and figured out the top 10 (or bottom 10) films that lost studios immense chunks of change this year. (They did exclude FIFA's record-shattering disaster of a self-produced documentary, which literally no one saw.) A surprising commonality? The failures all had big stars.

Here are the top five movie losers of 2015. How many have you even heard of?

1. Rock The Kasbah, starring Bill Murray, Bruce Willis and Kate Hudson. Budget: $15 million. Revenue: $2.9 million.

2. The Gunman, starring Sean fricking Penn and Javier Bardem. Budget: $40 million. Revenue: $10.7 million.

3. Blackhat, starring Chris Hemsworth. Budget: $70 million (wow, for a hacker film?). Revenue: $19.4 million.

4. Unfinished Business, starring Vince Vaughn. Budget: $35 million. Revenue: $14.4 million.

5. Jem and the Holograms, starring...ok well actually Molly Ringwald and Juliette Lewis were the biggest stars here, but still—it was Jem and the Holograms. Budget: $5 million (maybe if the studio had some faith in the project it could've succeeded). Revenue: $2.3 million.

To see the whole list with more complete statistics and a flashy video, head on over to Forbes.

A popular Thanksgiving tradition is to go around the table and share with everyone what you're most thankful for. It's good in theory, but it's kind of hard to be honest with all your judgmental aunts and underage cousins taking note. So, Someecards asked our readers and contributors to tweet what they're secretly grateful for this Thanksgiving. Here are our favorites.

1. If this guy finds out about blenders, he's gonna lose his sh*t.

2. God bless you, elastic, you beautiful bitch.

3. The first time "tequila" and "responsible" have been used in the same sentence.

4. An underachiever's blessing.

5. Freeballin' through the holidays.

6. Great, now it's weird watching Grandma get seconds.

7. There's more to love.

8. Thank you maize maze.

9. Blessed by douche-foreshadowing.

10. Finally, the post-meal unbuttoning is a sign of victory, not defeat.

11. Make America Pie Again.

12. Siblings AND parents who overshare? Double blessed.

13. Movie idea: "I Know What You Did Last Thanksgiving."

14. Binge eating and binge watching.

15. Drink to forget, but don't forget to tip.

16. All that turkey makes you thirsty af.

17.  AA is your family now.

18. About to put Tupperware out of business.

19. Starbucks coffee tastes so good, you guys.

20. Blessed to be multitasking like a boss.

Only Adele, when she's not busy saving your family's Thanksgiving, can make you cry while being accompanied by the kazoo. The raw power of her vocals transcends the annoying twee-ness of the xylophone, and make you forget all about the banana shaker. This proves that when you're home for Thanksgiving, you can sing this to your ex with whatever accompaniment is available.

Today in "Yo Republicans: of course the people fleeing the enemy aren't the enemy," a Syrian refugee in Berlin has started a project to thank Germany for giving him a safe haven. Every Saturday, Alex Assali cooks hot meals with the limited money and ingredients he has, and feeds homeless people outside the Alexanderplatz subway station.

Alex distributes hot food from a small folding table with a sign saying, "Give something back to German people." Another sign explains a bit more about the project:

"Our target is to give something back to the people who helped us," it says, "We are not consumer people but we are people who love tender. We want to be a positive part in the German community. Want to be one hand (Syrian and German citizens) to help the others and help each other."

Alex's friend Tabea Bü shared an image of him hard at work on Facebook. She writes:

THAT'S ALEX! A big shout out to him this morning, this man impressed me deeply! His story is not tangible for me and I can not begin to understand what he had to do but I'm so glad to have met him and to see what he does. He really lost everything, he had to leave behind because the IS people wanted to kill him he's walking from here to there and has left his old life back his family in Syria.
And now he's in Germany and goes every Saturday. although he himself does not have much on the street and distributed food to the homeless. True to its motto "GIVE SOMETHING BACK TO THE GERMAN PEOPLE". Yesterday I was able to go with him and help, I am so fascinated by this man! Yeah So I have the feeling like, God bless him as he is a blessing for so many more people! THANK YOU ALEX!

People on Twitter are celebrating Alex and the fact that such acts of generosity prove something to the racist schmucks out there:

After the picture went viral, both Bü and Alex have received positive messages from all over the world. She posted a followup on Facebook, saying, "We both never imagined what this little Post could do, but we are happy that we did bring a little light into the world! #thankseverybody #thanksalex.

When you're the victim of a food fail on Thanksgiving, it makes you feel like a real turkey. Whether you burn something, forget something, or just completely f-up a Pinterest idea, it can be humiliating. But you can be grateful for one thing, at least your friends and family will be too busy laughing at you to ask why you're still single.

Let us give thanks for Pinterest Fails, for they make us feel more superior than Martha Stewart before she went to prison. But if for some reason your turkey does come out looking NSFW, don't worry, Christmas is right around the corner.

1. Turkey Cake

2. Turkey Cookies

3. Baby Turkey Treats

4. Bundt Cake

5. Turkey Cupcakes

6. No Bake Turkey Cookies

7. Turkey Cake Pops

8. Turkey Rice Crispy Treats

9. Chocolate Covered Strawberries

10. Another Turkey Cake 

11. Nutter Butter Turkey

12. Fruit Turkey

13. Pilgrim Cupcake

14. Turkey Cinnamon Rolls

15. Yet Another Turkey Cake

In the known feud between pop stars Katy Perry and Taylor Swift, both participants semi-frequently make bold public moves. And while there's no clear frontrunner, as these two are perfect matches for each other's wonderfully Machiavellian and Instagram-savvy minds, Katy Perry's disses tend to be a little bit funnier. There was the infamous Regina-George-in-sheep's-clothing subtweet, the high-waisted bikini dancers, and now a subtle "eff you" in the form of a casting decision.

Perry has a new video for H&M, in which she plays an intense holiday fairy and sings a new KP original, "Every Day Is A Holiday."

There are tons of Christmastime characters, like gingerbread men and a shirtless hunk on a car wearing a Santa hat.

But wait a second, does that shirtless hunk look familiar to you? A little...too familiar? That's because he plays Taylor Swift's boyfriend in her popular (to put it lightly) video for 'Blank Space.'

Hot men are so controversial.

This could be a continuation of The Feud, or it could just be that the hunk, Sean O'Pry, fit the role. According to Bustle, he's actually the highest earning male model (like, in the world!). Plus, he often models for H&M, and as fun and weird as Perry's video is, it's straight up an H&M commercial.

Surely this mystery will be "hotly" debated (get it?) at many Thanksgiving tables. Will you ever look at this handsome man the same way again?

Yesterday, tennis queen Serena Williams posted a tribute to her dog Jackie who had just passed away. Serena had Jackie for 16 years, since she was just a teenager and before she was one of the biggest names in tennis in the world.Anyway, get ready to cry about a dead dog.

She writes:

Today really is hard for me. My special friend in which I got at 17 (2 weeks before I won my very first Grand Slam) left me today. She was 16 years young and up until a few days ago was still sprinting. Her poor body gave out this morning and she had a way of telling me it was time for me to be brave and let her go. With my dad by my side we were able to say a loving goodbye. She was with me from 1999 until today and I miss her so much. I got out of the shower this afternoon and she was not there to lick my leg as she always did everyday to remind me how much she loved me. I feel so lucky to have such a special friend. Give your dog, cat, pet a big hug. #breakingheart#bff Jackie Baila Pete Williams I will miss you and your memory will live forever.

She also gave Jackie some solo shots, and damn, she was a cute little sweetheart:

Thankfully, Serena has her two other pups, Lauralei and Chip, to hug and remember Jackie with. Now go hug someone you love, even if they just ate your favorite pair of shoes.

You know that everything you know about Thanksgiving is wrong, but do you know how wrong? In this clip, Franchesca "Chescaleigh" Ramsey, host of MTV's Decoded, delves deep into the "half-truths and historical propaganda" that have been fed to you with a side of cranberry sauce since kindergarten. Not only were the pilgrims and the Native Americans not actually besties, but the tradition hasn't really been a tradition. Thanksgiving as it is known today only exists because Abraham Lincoln needed to make up something to celebrate during the Civil War, which like Puritan times, was full of racist, sectarian violence.

God bless America, and happy Thanksgiving!

Kim is continuing her mission to become known as the Kardashian who's the most real about pregnancy. (Khloé is still the alt one and Kylie is still the one with the best social media.) Kim has been completely open about how much she hates being pregnant, and now she's revealed that her baby is breech.

She wrote on her website and app yesterday that her baby is facing upward, and might now be too big to turn:

I guess 4 percent of women are faced with [breech babies] — so, lucky me! It’s been hard because I usually go to my mom or Kourtney for baby and pregnancy advice, but they both — with nine total pregnancies! — have never experienced one of these crazy things.

See? Kris Jenner and Kourtney Kardashian are definitely not the Interesting Pregnancy Talk Kardashian.

Kim says that she's exploring various options for delivery with her doctor, but is open to a C-section if necessary:

Obviously, if it’s an emergency and for the safety of my son, I will get a C-section — but if I don’t need one, I’d rather not.

These are some of the things she's trying to get the baby to turn:

• laying upside down three times a day for 15 minutes
• playing music to the baby
• icing particular areas of her belly "to get him to squirm out of the breech position"
• acupuncture including burning moxa (mugwort) (who knows) on her pinky toe
• hypnosis
• a medical procedure called Version or ECV, which she recommends googling to see how scary it is

That sounds really stressful. Hopefully she has someone she can talk to about dealing with pregnancy struggles while in the public eye. And that person's name is Chrissy Teigen.