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A woman spent the day making cards about her husband's tiny penis. Here are some highlights.

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someecards.com - When your husband has a little penis then dinner is always the highlight of the evening

Evidently, our user Hwbostma has never heard the phrase "don't sweat the small stuff," because she spent the entire day making cards that—ahem—belittled her husband's minscule member. Here are some highlights.

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